Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Crowd: ...

To count the entire private room, the youngest is Yeying, and it’s fine to have a grandpa. Now I feel ashamed to use this tone to talk about Qiao Senhe.

You must know that Yeying was still changing diapers when Qiao Senhe started reading and writing...

Qiao Senhe waved his hands innocently, and said, "Forget it, my brother asked you to draw a note."

A woman who has always called herself a grandfather, how can she let others take advantage of her and treat herself as a little sister.

Ye Ying was immediately angry.Turning around, he gave Qiao Senhe a cold look, "Go and show your grandfather one, if you don't do it well, you'll be tortured!"

"Stop talking nonsense, how about I smoke one for you?" Nicolas asked.

Ye Ying didn't want the unlucky Nicolas' help, so she stretched out her hand and pulled out a random one.

She just glanced at it and wanted to burn the note completely.

Mouth-to-mouth feeding of peanuts?
What's the difference between that and a kiss?
"Whoever wrote this punishes you to stand up for grandpa, and grandpa promises not to beat you to death!" After finishing speaking, she paused, and then added, "No, grandpa will try not to beat you to death!"

Jeffrey just felt a cold wind pricking his temple...

He thought it was a good suggestion.Well, that's because that's the punishment he wrote down.

Qiao Senhe glanced at Ye Ying, then at the note...

On the side, my twin sister laughed immorally, "Hahaha...brother, you are going to confess your innocence today!"

"Innocent?" Nicolas turned to look at Qiao Senhe, "I said Sensen, you haven't confessed your first kiss, have you?"

Ruan Yiyi also looked in Qiao Senhe's direction curiously, and Ruan Yiyi, who showed her strong nature, also asked without integrity, "Sensen, is your first kiss still there? If you look at us Xiao Yeye Sorry, tell me! I like tender ones the most!"

"..." Qiao Shuhe glanced at the woman next to her who spoke freely.Sure enough, after the truth is revealed, there will be no scruples!
He took a meaningful look at his nominal wife, and said in a voice that could just be heard by those present, "Wife, it's not enough to rape me, are you planning to rape my brother?"

Qiao Shuhe, please speak clearly, who forced you?
No, who is stronger than whom?

Ke Shiyi on the side coughed twice, "I said, do you still have morals? The most important thing is, how are you and Yeye going to feed Sensen?"

"Isn't this Sensen's first kiss? You said it wouldn't be good for me to snatch grandpa away directly. Anyway, it's mouth to mouth. Or grandpa, I'll spit in your mouth, what do you think, Sensen?" Yeying has already arrived. I don't know why. place.

Qiao Senhe had had enough.

He got up and looked at Ye Ying, "Can I vomit on you?"

"..." This kid is so courageous, Yeying glanced at Qiao Senhe, "You are forcing grandpa to take your first kiss!"

After Ye Ying finished speaking, she ate a peanut and rushed towards Qiao Senhe.After the two staged a melee, it was Qiao Senhe who threw Ye Ying down instead.

Everyone was dumbfounded by this dramatic reversal.

In the next round of the game, it was Qiao Shuhe and Ruan Yiyi who died.

What's even more amazing is that the two called the first number tacitly.

The reason why Ruan Yiyi called the first number was because she felt that the probability of the first number being called was relatively small. After all, she had been playing for so long just now, and she never got caught in the first place.

However, he never expected that Qiao Shuhe would yell with him.

Punishment is inevitable.

Everyone's expectations throughout the night were actually placed on Qiao Shuhe and Ruan Yiyi.So when everyone wrote the punishment, they also considered in this direction.It's just that I didn't expect that the chances of everyone being punished were much higher than Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe.

Ruan Yiyi knew that she could not escape the punishment, so she honestly stepped forward and took a note.

It would not be an exaggeration to describe the content of the note as abnormal.

Seeing Ruan Yiyi's tangled expression, Ye Ying became even more curious.

She grabbed the note and read it, "Please leave deep hickey marks on the other party's neck and chest, PS: one on each side of the neck and chest."

The calm Ke Shiyi couldn't help but ask, "Where did you get the punishment for the damaged goods? Are you not afraid of punishing yourself?"

Qiao Shuhe was very unhappy about the title of damaged goods.Because this very damaging idea happened to be his own.

But for the latter sentence, he had thought that the punishment would be punished on himself, and he didn't mind anyway.It's just that he didn't expect that there was such a tacit understanding between him and his wife.

Nicolas smiled and said, "Let's not watch this restricted-rated picture. You two hide in the toilet and print it out before you come out! Just take pictures and collect evidence."

"It's rare that this kid still has a little humanity!" Yeying looked at Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe, and finally came back from the state of kissing forcefully just now. She looked at Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe and said, "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, and a thousand dollars can't buy it." In an inch of time, don't be silly, you two, hurry up and take pictures to collect evidence, later men will check men, and women will check women."

Ke Shiyi also acquiesced, and only said, "The person who made the question must be a genius. The two parts of the neck and chest are very scientific. At least there is no way to cheat yourself."

"Never let my mother know who came up with such a bad idea!!" Ruan Yiyi was almost dragged to the bathroom by Qiao Shuhe.

She pulled him into the bathroom, and then locked the door of the bathroom with her backhand.

A group of little whores outside the door all put their ears on the toilet door.I just want to hear the lively conversation inside.

However, the dialogue that came out of it was like this.

"Do it?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

"What do you think?" Qiao Shuhe asked back.

Ruan Yiyi thought for a while, "You do it first or I do it first?"

Qiao Shuhe said, "You go first."

"Forget it, you should go first..." Ruan Yiyi hesitated for a while, then spoke.

Qiao Shuhe nodded, "Okay, I will go first."

"Wait, wait, let me go first..."

"Then you come."

After a while of silence, a group of people outside held their breaths and concentrated.However, what came was: "Wait a minute, why don't you go first, I'll learn first."

Ye Ying outside the door finally collapsed, "Nimma, are you going to do it? Do you want grandpa to go in and be your coach?"

"Come on! You go in and pass the props at most." Nicolas gave Ye Ying a blank look.Then he said to everyone, "Let's go, let's save some morals to worship our ancestors."

Then everyone turned and left.

Knowing that there was no rustling outside the door, Ruan Yiyi put away her relaxed posture just now, looked at Qiao Shuhe in embarrassment and said, "They're gone."

It was just acting.

Qiao Shuhe nodded, looked at her and said, "Then do you learn or do?"

"Are you crazy? Don't learn and don't do it!" Just kidding, kissing the small mouth is fine, at least it is acceptable, but kissing the chest...

What is that nature?

The picture is so ecstasy that I dare not even think about it.

However, Qiao Shuhe said, "That's up to you, since that's the case, I'll go out first."

Hearing Qiao Shuhe said that he wanted to go out, Ruan Yiyi quickly grabbed him, "That's not okay, what should I do if you go out? Won't Ye Ying cook herself later?"

Qiao Shuhe paused, turned to look at her and said, "Since you don't do it, what are you doing here?"

"Let's leave after they leave." Ruan Yiyi thought for a long time and only came up with the only reliable method.

Qiao Shuhe suddenly raised the corners of his lips, and said lightly, "If you don't go out, can they go?"

This is... She is too stupid and naive.

What should I do?
Could it be that he was really on her chest...

Just can't even think about it.

"Who the fuck gave such a perverted question! Why the hell didn't he come in and try it himself!" Ruan Yiyi said angrily.

Qiao Shuhe on the side said calmly, "Maybe he is trying now."

It took Ruan Yiyi a long time to react, and then she stared at Qiao Shuhe with wide eyes, "The pervert is you!"

"Personally, I don't like the term pervert. If you don't mind, I can accept it as a husband."

Old your sister!
"You are reaping the consequences!" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe and said.

Qiao Shuhe raised his eyebrows, and replied calmly, "I don't think this is a bad result. After all, I won't suffer if you leave a hickey."

"Of course you don't suffer. You only have two pieces of hard meat on your chest. That's on my chest..." She was halfway through speaking, but she suddenly realized that she seemed to have said something she shouldn't have said, so she fell silent.

Instead, Qiao Shuhe asked in a domineering way of breaking the casserole and asking the end, "What is that on your chest?"

"Meat!" she said confidently.After finishing speaking, he quickly softened his temper and asked him, "Can you ask them to give us another punishment?"

In fact, everyone talks about it, and makes troubles, but among this group of psychopaths, Qiao Shuhe is the most authoritative.If Qiao Shuhe was unwilling, no one would dare to say no.So Ruan Yiyi pinned all her hopes on Qiao Shuhe.

However, Qiao Shuhe asked her calmly, "Why?"

Why?All right!Why? !

"Just because we are a legal couple with a fake certificate, shouldn't you do me a little favor?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

After asking, she regretted it, because when she saw Qiao Shuhe's meaningful eyes, she felt deeply that she seemed to have set a trap for herself, and she was about to jump into this trap excitedly.

Sure enough, the man next to him said: "Since we are husband and wife, let's call husband to listen."

"Calling you sister!" Ruan Yiyi gave Qiao Shuhe a vicious look of contempt.

Qiao Shuhe shook his head and said, "No, that's your sister-in-law. From now on, you can call me sister-in-law or by her first name. My husband just needs to call me that."

Ruan Yiyi was completely defeated.

She raised her eyes and asked him, "So you don't need to leave a hickey if you scream?"

The man thought about it meaningfully, and said, "I still think leaving hickeys is more cost-effective than calling my husband."

"..." Hehe, can we be less beasts?

Looking at Ruan Yiyi's frustrated expression, he admitted that he didn't want to push this woman too hard.

So he said to Ruan Yiyi as if he had thought about it, "If you keep this title from now on, you can consider it."

"Deal!" Ruan Yiyi immediately agreed.

Even she herself didn't expect that she would agree so simply, that's right.Anyway, it's just a title, and you won't lose a piece of meat if you call it.

"Call first to listen." The man looked at Ruan Yiyi aggressively.

Ruan Yiyi swallowed her anger and shouted angrily, "Husband!"

"Not gentle enough."

"..." Okay, gently, "Husband~"

Her voice was originally soft and glutinous, so it was naturally pleasant to cry.

But there is a man who wants to pick a bone in the egg.Thin lips hooked and said, "Not sincere enough."

sincere!

Well, sincerely!

"Husband ong..." has a nasal sound, isn't it sincere enough?
"Do not……"

"If you don't do it, you won't die!" Before Qiao Shuhe could finish speaking, Ruan Yiyi blocked her sentence.

Only then did Qiao Shuhe curl his lips slightly, "I want to say, yes. It's very nice. Keep it up."

"..." Ruan Yiyi glanced at Qiao Shuhe who opened the toilet door, why does she want to slap this man to death so much?
No, it was trampled to death!
Well, it would be best if I could just sit on my ass!

As soon as Qiao Shuhe pushed open the toilet door, a group of people rushed over.

"Come on, take off your clothes for a body check!" Nicolas spoke first.