Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Ruan Yiyi gave the doctor a white look, "Try throwing one."

The doctor looked at Qiao Shuhe in embarrassment.

Qiao Shuhe waved helplessly, "Go out."

Ruan Yiyi turned her head to look at Qiao Shuhe on the bed, "My aunt is serving you for free, you are not happy anymore."

"Is it grandma or aunt?" Didn't he just become a nephew and become a grandma in a blink of an eye?Qiao Shuhe frowned, wondering where this woman's acting skills in front of Fang Yunxi and Ruan Jian went.

Ruan Yiyi didn't feel ashamed, she shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "Don't worry about me, it's not your wife anyway."

"I'm not blind, and I have good taste." Although the man was injured and his face was pale, it didn't affect the aura of a king who ruled the world.

Ruan Yiyi gave Qiao Shuhe a cold look, "I'm waiting to see how good your taste is."

In the future, it is best to find someone who is excellent, otherwise he will laugh at him for the rest of his life.

The anesthetic gradually passed away, and only then did Qiao Shuhe feel the faint pain from his abdomen.I didn't have the heart to argue with her, so I said softly, "You go out first, the doctor here is enough."

"Why did you drive me away? Jeffrey said that you were hurt because of me. I have clear grievances and grievances, and the thing I hate the most is the debt of favor." Ruan Yiyi said.

Qiao Shuhe replied calmly, "Since I shot you, it is my duty to protect you, it has nothing to do with human feelings, even if I were replaced by a complete stranger today, I would still stand up. "

"You sound like a living Lei Feng." Ruan Yiyi pulled a chair and sat in front of him, "Why don't I leave? You have the ability to get up and take me out yourself!"

"..." Qiao Shuhe has seen all kinds of difficult prisoners, but he has never seen such a stalking woman. He is completely helpless.

So I had to look at her and ask, "What can you do here? Can you help me if I need to go to the bathroom? Can you help me if I need to sleep? I need to take a shower..."

"I'll help you take off your pants when you go to the bathroom, I'll help you cover the quilt when you sleep, and I'll help you take off your clothes when you take a shower?" Ruan Yiyi took it casually, knowing that Qiao Shuhe would not be able to persist even though his abdomen was injured Taking a shower, so I took it as it should.

It was the first time that Qiao Shuhe was choked speechless by a woman.Where did this face come from? It's comparable to the city wall.

He had no choice but to look at her and say, "These don't need your help, and you may not be able to do the only thing that needs your help."

"What? You said." she asked.

In fact, it is impossible not to be moved if someone stood up for her with his own life.

She is indeed a woman with clear love and hate, and she doesn't want to feel that she owes him for the rest of her life.That's why he was so determined to stay.

Ruan Yiyi's stubbornness made Qiao Shuhe speechless, "What I want to do most is not to let my family worry about it, can you do it?"

After Qiao Shuhe finished speaking, he happened to watch Jeffrey come in.

So he raised his eyebrows and looked at Jeffrey and said, "Take him out."

Jeffrey glanced at Qiao Shuhe, then at Ruan Yiyi.She frowned, and said honestly, "Report Qiao Da, I am not her opponent either!"

Glancing at Jeffrey, "What's the brain for?"

"Report to Qiao Da, for dinner!"

"Pfft..." Ruan Yiyi couldn't hold back for a moment, stood up and patted Qiao Shuhe, "You guys in the second round are indeed a talented team! I'm leaving, I won't send you off."

She gave Jeffrey a meaningful look, "Are you sure your brain is for eating, not tofu?"

After Ruan Yiyi finished speaking, she turned and walked out.

Jeffrey, who is of mixed race, was at a loss. He looked at Qiao Shuhe innocently and asked, "Qiao Da, why do you eat tofu?"

"She scolded you for being so stupid. I think it makes sense." Qiao Shuhe was so angry that his liver hurt.

Monk Zhang Er of Jeffrey looked at Qiao Shuhe puzzledly, "Qiao Da, is she eleven?"

"Why? Interested?" Qiao Shuhe raised his eyebrows and gave him a meaningful look.

Jeffrey quickly shook his head, "Then how dare I! Qiao Da's woman is sister-in-law!"

"She's not my woman." He said lightly.

Jeffrey was stunned for a moment, and then said quite understandingly, "Yes, if it's sister-in-law, why would such a beautiful sister-in-law stay here with you? Eleven is indeed eleven, she is beautiful and smart!"

"like?"

"I like it!" Jeffrey nodded honestly, who doesn't like beautiful women.

But why do you feel that Qiao Da's face became darker and darker after he finished saying this?
"Qiao Da, do you have a stomachache? I'll ask the doctor to prescribe you a painkiller." Jeffrey said.

Qiao Shuhe frowned and shook him off, "My liver hurts!"

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Outside.

Ruan Yiyi did not expect that the first thing Qiao Shuhe cared about while lying on the hospital bed was the feelings of his family members.

Ruan Yiyi was quite surprised that a man who seemed quite cold-blooded had such a delicate mind.

After all, she never knew that before Qiao Shuhe became Qiao Muchen's son, he and Bai Cancan lived together for a while.

At that time, Guoguo was a warm boy since he was a child.

It's just because of my personality, and it doesn't mean that I have to say anything.

Ruan Yiyi recalled what Qiao Shuhe had said, and she thought carefully about how to make Qiao Shuhe, who had disappeared for a while, not worry Bai Cancan and Qiao Muchen.

After thinking for a while, she called Ke Shiyi.

"Shishi, let me ask you a very deep question."

As the only peer who knew Ruan Yiyi's true identity, Ke Shiyi said without hesitation, "The questions you ask are always superficial."

"Let me ask you, what's the best way to make a person disappear in front of their parents for a period of time without worrying their parents?"

Ke Shiyi frowned and said, "If you ask me about this kind of thing, you might as well ask Baidu!"

"What normal answers can Baidu find? Baidu is not suitable for me."

Ke Shiyi on the opposite side paused, and suddenly burst into laughter and said, "Yes, yes, you are suitable for Sogou!"

Nima!

"Ke Shiyi, our friendship is over!" Ruan Yiyi hung up the phone directly, out of anger!
She opened Baidu angrily, and then raised this question.

What's the best way to get a guy to disappear in front of his parents without his parents worrying?
In order to get the answer as soon as possible, Ruan Yiyi offered a considerable reward.

Sure enough, the following answer immediately opened the screen refresh mode.

"If you want to make a man disappear in front of your parents without letting your parents worry about it, the best way is to say that the man is dead, and you won't be sad after being sad for a while."

"The first floor has no conscience. The best way is to kill the man's parents. It's over! I won't be sad."

"The second floor is lit, and the fourth floor is my mother and my daughter-in-law."

"Upstairs, our mother told us to go home for dinner."

"...the most witty fourth floor in history. The best way to answer the landlord's question is to trick the landlord's parents to go on a trip. After traveling for a while and returning, you won't find that your son has disappeared."

"The correct answer upstairs is that the landlord didn't kill his son, did he?"

Ruan Yiyi watched without wind and mess, and sure enough, it was this group of netizens who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement! !

To trick Aunt Can and Uncle Qiao into going on a trip, two people who are so shrewd, is more difficult than asking her to kill Qiao Shuhe directly.

Sure enough, they were all useless answers.

Just when Ruan Yiyi was going to close the question directly.Suddenly, an answer popped up below and caught her eyes.

"If you like that guy and that guy likes you, tell his parents that you're going on a honeymoon. A sweet trip will always make it easier for you two to have sex. If you hate that guy and that guy hates you If you don’t like it, tell his parents that you went on a honeymoon trip, because then you can tell his parents that he was the one who started in chaos and ended up abandoning, because mommy’s nagging is the most affectionate punishment in the world. I am poetry Poetry, you're welcome."

Ruan Yiyi looked at the message below, her eyes lit up.This cliff is her bad friend Ke Shiyi, who has never been seen before or since.

She had probably already guessed who the man she was referring to was.

Have to say, this is definitely an excellent suggestion.

Not only Uncle Qiao and Aunt Can would not doubt it, but when Qiao Shuhe recovered from his illness, Aunt Can could still enjoy Aunt Can's constant nagging about Qiao Shuhe.

Watching Qiao Shuhe being taught a lesson by Aunt Can, that is a great joy in life!
Ruan Yiyi proudly gave all the reward amount to the wittiest fourth floor.Then he dialed Bai Cancan's number.

On the other side of the computer, Ke Shiyi looked at the post she had just posted, looked back with some uncertainty, looked at Nicolas standing behind her, frowned delicately, and asked him, "Nico, are you sure you are so serious?" Is it okay?"

"Of course, just think about it, a golden boy with a jade girl, Shu He with Yiyi, how beautiful life is." Nicolas stepped forward to help Ke Shiyi close the computer, smiled, "Come on, man, I'll take you to eat something delicious. "

"Banana?" Ke Shiyi asked.

Nicolas' face darkened, "Are you a monkey? You don't look like you like bananas either!"

"Aren't you going to invite me to eat bananas? Aren't you a monkey? Aren't you the one who is always watched when you go out to eat? I thought you were going to invite me to eat bananas!" Ke Shiyi shrugged and stood up.

Nicolas finally understands, this girl is disgusted with his popularity and doesn't want to go out to dinner with him!
"I'm talking about Ke Shiyi, can you speak well? Young master, everyone loves flowers and flowers. What's hindering you when you drive and see a flat tire? Anyone who wants to have dinner with young master can line up from Sanlitun to Jeju Island, you know? have no idea?"

"I know, so what?" Ke Shiyi glanced at Nicolas coldly, then turned around and made herself a bowl of instant noodles.

"So..." Nicolas looked at Ke Shiyi weakly, "So can I have a bowl for you, too?"