Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Serving male customers?
When the shopping guide heard Cancan's words, she immediately blushed, and with the blushing, endless anger began to spread...

"What do you mean, customer?" The shopping guide blushed and looked at Cancan.

It was only then that Cancan realized that what she just said seemed to be somewhat ambiguous.

So she looked at the shopping guide with a guilty conscience, "Forget it, I'll shop by myself, and you will be responsible for serving male customers!"

Cancan turned around and stuck out her tongue a little guilty.Then he took a blue underwear casually.

Sure enough, the shopping guide approached Qiao Muchen enthusiastically, "Sir, may I help you with anything? Do you want to give it away?"

"En." Qiao Muchen agreed casually.

The shopping guide immediately enthusiastically brought a purple underwear, a black underwear and a pink underwear, put them in front of Qiao Muchen and began to introduce: "Look, sir. These three underwear are the best as gifts. The price-performance ratio is also the best." Yes. And it can perfectly bring out the perfect breasts of women, and black is a very sexy color. If it is a gift, it is more suitable for mature and sexy women. And this purple is more suitable for intellectual and elegant women. The pink one is more suitable for cute, girlish women. Sir, which one do you think is more suitable?"

"Yes, sir, which one do you think is more suitable?" Cancan imitated the tone of a shopping guide, looking at Qiao Muchen with red eyes.

Qiao Muchen smiled, and walked towards Cancan: "What does my wife think?"

"Wife?" The shopping guide said in surprise, his face full of disbelief.

Cancan deliberately looked at Qiao Muchen angrily: "Sir, please respect yourself. Who is your wife now, sir, do you call everyone your wife?"

The shopping guide looked at what Cancan did, and frowned, what the hell was going on?

Qiao Muchen directly took the sapphire blue underwear from Cancan's hand, then put it on the shelf, and looked at Cancan with a slight frown, "You buy underwear in this kind of place?"

"Sir, you're very lenient. Does it matter to you where I buy underwear? What's wrong with buying underwear here? Do you know how many people buy underwear in supermarkets? Do you think everyone is as luxurious as you?" ?" Cancan deliberately picked up the royal blue underwear, and took a step back to keep a distance from Qiao Muchen.

The interaction between the two made the shopping guide stunned.It wasn't until the underwear in her hand was taken away by Qiao Muchen that she finally realized it.

Qiao Muchen changed the royal blue underwear in Cancan's hand to black, and then said to Cancan, "Then this one."

"Why do you want this?" Cancan raised her head and asked Qiao Muchen.

Qiao Muchen looked at Cancan, and smiled teasingly: "Just now the shopping guide said that this item is more cost-effective."

Cancan looked in the direction of the shopping guide: "Are you sure he is discussing the cost performance with me?"

The shopping guide is confused...

"Then don't discuss cost performance." Qiao Muchen threw the black one aside, then picked up the purple one and handed it to Cancan, "Wear this one."

"No." Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen decisively.

Qiao Muchen smiled wickedly, looked at Cancan, "Shall I help you?"

"Help your sister!" Cancan patted the underwear on Qiao Muchen's body.His cheeks instantly flushed red.

Now the shopping guide finally believes that this is indeed a couple.But the two seem familiar!

In the end, Cancan simply covered her face and walked out of the underwear area.Qiao Muchen handed all the items selected by the shopping guide to the shopping guide, and said to the shopping guide in a deep and mellow voice: "Check out."

Hearing the word checkout, Cancan turned around sharply, looked at Qiao Muchen, "What are you doing?"

"Bill, please."

"What kind of bill? I don't want it!" Cancan pulled Qiao Muchen with a blushing face.

The shopping guide was stunned, not knowing whether he should check out or not.I can only watch the two chatting.I've never seen such a hypocritical woman. She came here to buy underwear by herself, so it's fine to drag her husband along.I really think of myself as a daughter, a lady who can't stop playing with her temper.The shopping guide didn't know whether it was envy or jealousy, anyway, he just looked at Cancan unhappy, a little impatient.

Cancan didn't intend to pay attention to it at first, but the shopping guide's eyes were too sharp.Cancan simply pointed to the shopping guide and said to Qiao Muchen: "Look at her attitude, I don't have any desire to buy, or do you like that she specializes in serving male customers, so you plan to buy them all?"

"You are not satisfied with her service?" Qiao Muchen looked down at Cancan.

Cancan nodded, "Don't look down on people with such dog eyes."

"Who do you say is a dog?" The shopping guide slapped the underwear on the counter.Completely angry.

"It was just a metaphor, but seeing you so excited, I suddenly felt a little happy. I bought it, my husband, let's buy all of these!" Cancan pushed the underwear to the shopping guide, with a full face. Deser's little expression.It's a bit of a villain feeling.

Qiao Muchen looked at his mischievous Mrs. Qiao, the corner of his mouth twitched with affection, and then looked at the shopping guide: "Check out."

In the car.

Cancan laughed all by herself, "Thinking of the woman's expression just now, I feel comfortable all over. What do you mean she is not a dog's eye? I went in first, so why should I greet you and not greet you?" its me?"

"Maybe because of your gender." Qiao Muchen agreed with dignity.

Cancan laughed, "So, I can be considered a leader among women, does that mean?"

"No."

"You'll die for saving face!" Cancan turned her head to look at Qiao Muchen, and suddenly changed the subject: "The steak tonight is real, do you want to make it?"

"If you want to come in person, I don't mind."

"It's not bad for me to eat." A certain woman looked at Qiao Muchen with a very unscrupulous smile and laughed.

Along the way, Qiao Muchen never mentioned anything about Su Lin again. The two of them chatted and laughed, and arrived home harmoniously.

After returning home, Qiao Muchen changed into home clothes and went to the kitchen. Cancan tiptoed to the kitchen, looking at Qiao Muchen who was preparing a salad, intending to scare him.But the naive move died before it even started.

Qiao Muchen raised the knife and turned back: "Mrs. Qiao, are you sure you want to scare me when I hold the knife in my hand?"

"How is it possible? I'm asking you now if there is anything you need help with?!" There was a distorted smile on Cancan's face after being caught.

Qiao Muchen nodded to save face, "Yes."

"what?"

"Close your eyes." Qiao Muchen put down the knife and looked at the woman.

Cancan smiled slightly, with a trace of guard, "What are you doing?"

"Can I still eat you?" Qiao Muchen looked at the woman amusedly.

Cancan nodded, and couldn't help but slander: "Are you still eating less?"

"Then close it, or you will be eaten again." Qiao Muchen coaxed the woman.

Cancan closed her eyes suspiciously, but was immediately hugged by Qiao Muchen.Cancan was so frightened that she screamed, "What are you doing, you scared the child out!!"

"Then give birth." The man walked towards the living room with Cancan in his arms, and he put her on the sofa steadily before turning around and walking towards the kitchen.

Cancan got up and followed, but was stopped outside the kitchen door by Qiao Muchen's eyes.

Cancan stood at the door and looked at Qiao Muchen, "By the way, you didn't lie to your mother that I was pregnant, did you? Otherwise, my stomach is still flat after several months, why didn't I see your mother ask me. And if If you really said that I was pregnant, then it is impossible for your mother to really let me divorce and not ask me to go to the hospital for an abortion, right?"

"Well, Mrs. Joe is smarter than I thought."

"No, I'm actually stupid, but it's not as obvious as you think!!" After finishing speaking, Cancan turned around and walked out.

Qiao Muchen's craftsmanship is as commendable as his speed.It's just that Cancan has no blessings.

Delicious steaks and green salads are presented on the table.But Cancan just casually ate a few mouthfuls.

"Not to Mrs. Qiao's appetite?" Qiao Muchen looked at Cancan's lack of appetite with concern.

Cancan shook her head, and gave Qiao Muchen a thumbs up, "It tastes great."

"It tastes so good, is that the expression?" Qiao Muchen pointed to Cancan's interested expression.

"The taste is indeed good, but I have an ulcer in my mouth and it hurts, so I can't eat it." Cancan reported truthfully.

Qiao Muchen clasped Cancan's slender chin with his slender index finger and thumb, and his eyes were a little thoughtful.

Seeing the suspicious look in the man's eyes, Cancan directly opened her mouth to prove it: "Look, it's absolutely true. If you don't believe me, check it out..."

Before the woman finished speaking, Qiao Muchen lowered his head and kissed her soft lips.His spiritual tongue brushed over her white teeth, as if he was really checking if there was any ulcer in her mouth.

His hand pinching her chin moved to her slender waist, and the two of them gradually became short of breath.

If it wasn't for the sudden ringing of our bell, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to help but bring her to justice on the spot.

Cancan regained her sanity, pushed Qiao Muchen away, pointed at the door with some embarrassment, "I'll go and open the door."

Qiao Muchen pulled Cancan back.Let her accidentally fall on his lap.

Cancan leaned against Qiao Muchen's chest: "Stop making trouble, I'll open the door."

Qiao Muchen didn't move at all, so she could only look at him, "Why don't you open the door? But at such a late night, who would come over? Could it be your lover?"

"My lover is only you."

"Qiao Muchen, I misjudged you. I always thought I was your wife, but I'm just your lover?" Cancan suddenly looked at Qiao Muchen with disappointment.

Qiao Muchen held Cancan's jade fingers that were pressed against his chest: "So you still remember that it's my wife."

"Does my memory seem that bad? We signed and signed it." Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen confidently, knowing what the black-bellied man was implying.

At this moment, the bells outside the door suddenly stopped.Just when Cancan was a little surprised, Qiao Muchen's cell phone rang suddenly.