Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Nanyan immediately responded to the call, and replied in seconds, "Oh, Lord, what are you talking about! Whoever said that women are fickle, but the slave family is always the same!"

"Hey, I'll take you!" Ye Yuyang sent a long photo of holding a gun, @了南烟, "Last time you were the one who seduced the president in a bikini, and turned around and killed him with a gun Also you!"

"Ye, let's make this clear. Who wants his life. I just threatened him. According to the organization's intentions, I threatened him very friendly. When will he be killed? According to hearsay, he is now Aren't you living a good life?" Nan Yan posted a photo of a tortured person.

Ye Yuyang continued to speak eloquently, "Love is life! You cheated on people's love, and you still don't admit it?"

"I said you two are endless! Do you want to bring your ID card and household registration book? Time to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a long-term contract? I will reluctantly be a witness for you." Xue Zhengxi popped up and looked at the quarrelsome The two of them found it very interesting.

But Nan Yan and Ye Yuyang gave Xue Zhengxi a bloody knife at the same time.

Guoguo, who was originally asking questions, turned into a crowd in the end.Until Ke Zimo suddenly jumped out, "I said, sir. Are you a little too precocious when you suddenly talk about women?"

"Hey, Old Ke. Are you still alive?" Nan Yan suddenly asked Ke Zimo jokingly.

Ke Zimo sent a crying emoji, "Nimma, it's better to die!"

"What's wrong with Mr. Ke?" Ruan Jian jumped out and asked an important question.

Ye Yuyang was domineering, "Mr. Ke, it's easy to die! I have a gun here!"

Everyone: "The whole world knows you have a gun!"

Ye Yuyang: ...

At this moment, Gong Yichen jumped out, "We will uphold the entertainment spirit of Gongchen Entertainment, and we will replace the masses of people and use the masses as the basis to pay a visit. Isn't Mr. Ke this time because of women's problems?"

"Second idiot? Obviously you can't get away from women!" Nan Yan sent a contemptuous expression to Gong Yichen.

Guoguo couldn't help but ask, "Ke Zimo, are you broken in love?"

If Ke Zimo falls in love, shouldn't the godmother be the saddest person?
"Hey, wait, I feel like I've missed something?" Gong Yichen@kezimo, "Old Ke, are you in love yet?"

"That's right, Old Ke, why don't we know about your dating?" Ye Yuyang also echoed.

Ruan Jian said, "The one you hide is probably a rare treasure!"

"So the point of this matter is, Lao Ke, you are not really broken in love, are you?" Nan Yan asked Ke Zimo.

Ke Zimo was about to answer when he saw Xue Zhengxi speaking, "Are you sure it's just a broken relationship, not an abortion?"

"Old Ke, this is your fault! How can you let a woman have an abortion? Why do you bother about such things?" Ye Yuyang asked.

Nanyan agreed, "Yes, why are you bothered about this kind of thing?"

"It's obvious!" Gong Yichen said, "Old Ke, do you have no money? If you don't have money to have an abortion, ask Xue Zhengxi to borrow it!"

"I'm going, can you still have some morals?" Ke Zimo looked at the crowd, "I said that it would be a pity to write a book with your imagination!"

"That's a good suggestion! Tomorrow, I will join everyone and start a magazine. The name is Lao Ke's Love History. It is guaranteed to be popular all over the country." Xue Zhengxi seems to have seen countless money beckoning to him.

Gong Yichen gave him a contemptuous look, "Where did your brain go? Who are you fighting for a job with?"

"I said, can you still communicate well? Can you still be happy friends? Nima, who said I'm broken in love? I'm his second uncle!" Ke Zimo said domineeringly.

However, Ruan Jian said with a very serious analytical attitude, "Look at this tone, either you are broken in love, or you have been dumped!"

"100 million, I bet on the latter." Ye Yuyang said.

"100 million, I'll follow!" Xue Zhengxi joined in the fun.

Gong Yichen didn't hold back, "100 million, I bet the other party is a young lady."

"A group of small samples, 100 yuan, I bet the other party has a special personality! Otherwise, why would they even dare to dump our old Ke!" Nan Yan analyzed rationally.

"You hate it! You have a personality. Everyone knows about this kind of thing. You won't even give me 100 yuan, Yan'er, you're being naughty again!" Xue Zhengxi sent a shy expression.

Guoguo looked at the battle situation before saying, "300 million and 100 yuan, I bet the opponent is a woman!"

Guoguo This is the rhythm of a blockbuster.Everyone immediately responded to the call, and all sent emojis of applause and praise.

Ke Zimo was completely speechless, "Damn it, I'm dead!"

"Hey, Mr. Ke is still here!" Xue Zhengxi said suddenly, ending all the conversations.

From this, Guoguo draws an important conclusion, that is, women are not the only ones who are fickle!Well, it makes perfect sense.

"In three days' time, Qiao Muchen's wedding, everyone will be there." Guoguo sent an invitation letter in the group.

A group of people immediately began to guess Guoguo's identity as if the pot had exploded.

"Please, please, please, I'll tell you what your master's identity is!" Ke Zimo was stunned.

Ye Yuyang didn't give any face to @ Xue Zhengxi, "Doctor Xue, why haven't you lent him the money? They are waiting for an abortion!"

Xue Zhengxi laughed out loud.

But Nan Yan said, "Master, you are not Qiao Muchen's ex, are you?"

"Nonsense, master is a pure man, master, are you Bai Cancan's ex?" Ruan Jian asked Guoguo.

Guoguo was completely speechless.

"There is no scientific basis for what you said! After my in-depth discussion and research, I was thinking, you must not be the housekeeper of Qiao's old house, right? Otherwise, how could you send an invitation letter?" Xue Zhengxi said.

But Gong Yichen immediately despised him, "An all-powerful and invincible hacker is a housekeeper who is over fifty years old! Butler! Doctor Xue, you should change your career to writing novels, or suspenseful ones!"

There was a burst of laughter in the group.

Guoguo chooses to go offline directly when enough is enough.

Outside the door, just when Can Can was anxiously considering whether to call 110 first, then 120 and then go to find someone, there was the sound of a key opening the door.

Cancan took three steps in parallel and hurried forward to open the door, only to see that Qiao Muchen was almost drunk.According to this situation, he can still find his way home, which is a miracle!
Cancan quickly supported Qiao Muchen, smelling the smoky smell of alcohol on Qiao Muchen's body.Cancan couldn't tell and asked, "Dear Mr. Qiao, how much did you drink?"

"A lot." Qiao Muchen, who was drunk, put almost his whole weight on Charm's body, but he still didn't forget to answer her cutely, a lot...

Confused and speechless, asking a drunk person how much alcohol he drank, it is estimated that she was also drunk to ask such a question.

With great difficulty, Cancan managed to help Qiao Muchen onto the sofa.

The tie on Qiao Muchen's chest had changed shape, and his hair, which was always orderly, was now in a mess covering his forehead, which was as clean as a sculpture.There was a slight sadness between his brows, and his half-closed eyes were so decadent that it made people's heart beat...

I've never seen Qiao Muchen like this before.Charm was fascinated by watching it for a while.It wasn't until Qiao Muchen rolled off the sofa that Charm realized it belatedly.

She stepped forward and pulled Qiao Muchen while saying, "I will definitely not take care of you if you have a cold!"

"Then who do you want to take care of?" Qiao Muchen quickly asked Charm.

Cancan glanced at Qiao Muchen's direction, "You are still sober enough to answer quickly!"

"I'm not the drunk one." Qiao Muchen replied.

Cancan dragged on for a long time, but the man under him only spoke but did not move. Cancan took a deep breath, "You are so drunk that you are no different from a dead pig. You are not drunk?!"

"Dead pig?" Qiao Muchen's eyes, which had been slightly squinted just now, instantly returned to their normal size.Can can't help feeling guilty.

"What are you staring at! The eyes are so big!" Can Can squeezed Qiao Muchen vigorously, but Qiao Muchen used all his strength to pull him onto the sofa again.But Qiao Muchen forgot to let go.So Cancan also followed Qiao Muchen's weight, and pressed heavily on Qiao Muchen's body.

She pushed Qiao Muchen, "Let go, what kind of posture is this!"

"Normal posture." The man said a few words lightly from his delicate thin lips.

Although this is indeed the truth, I have never been in this posture once after marriage, okay? !

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen, "You're drunk. Let me go first, I'll really crush you like a dead pig later!"

"I like it when you press me. You can only press me!" The man lifted the woman's pointed chin and stroked the woman's creamy skin.

Charm looked at the man below him with some difficulty, "Then I will crush you to death if I gain weight!"

"If you gain weight, let me press you."

It's crazy!Why would she talk about such a topic with a drunk man!

Cancan pushed Qiao Muchen's chest, and said casually, "How much did Song Yanlei drink to you! You're almost unconscious!"

Qiao Muchen took it casually, "I'm still awake. If I'm unconscious, then he has a wrong outlook."

The three views are not correct...

Alright, Qiao Muchen, you win!

Cancan dragged Qiao Muchen towards the bathroom, "Qiao Muchen, you smell of alcohol!"

"Do you like it?" Qiao Muchen sat in front of the bathtub, looked at the woman who put bath water for him, and asked.

Cancan tried the temperature of the water, took a handful of water and threw it on Qiao Muchen's face, and said to him as if coaxing a child, "I like it when it's washed for nothing."

"Shall we wash together?" Qiao Muchen asked her while holding Charm's hand.

Cancan shook off Qiao Muchen, "Wash yourself."

"Help me." After the man finished speaking, he hugged the woman's waist and fell into the bathtub. In an instant, water splashed everywhere...