Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

"It's not casual, the middle of next month is a special day." Qiao Muchen turned his head to look at her, with a somewhat mysterious look on his face.

Cancan thought about it, next month happened to be December, in the middle of December, two weeks before Christmas, he and her were at the Haiyan Hotel...

"Do you still remember?" Charm was a little surprised and a little moved.

"I thought you forgot." Qiao Muchen slightly raised the corners of his lips, but his smile was so beautiful that it made Chancan feel thrilling.So much so that she thought for a long time that she must have been seduced by his beauty.

In the end, she surrendered to his arrangements.Anyway, the marriage certificate has been obtained, and she doesn't care about which fairy medicine Xu Min took and suddenly admitted her identity to the outside world. That is, a beautiful marriage.

On the way, Cancan and Qiao Muchen passed by the supermarket, and Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen, "Why don't I cook for you tonight."

Eggs in shell?

just forget it……

"Sister-in-law Gui is back. Sister-in-law Gui knows how to cook." Qiao Muchen drove the car across the supermarket.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen with a frustrated face, "You don't think you hate me, do you?"

"No." He flashed two words.

"Really? Who are you lying to?! You obviously dislike him!" Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen with contempt.

Qiao Muchen looked back at Charm seriously, "Is it that obvious?"

"Are you pretending to die?" Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen angrily.

But I heard him reply, "You may not die if you pretend, but you will definitely die if you eat eggs with shells on."

It will be stuck by the egg shell.

"What do you know, eggshells are rich in calcium carbonate and magnesium carbonate..." Cancan quickly covered her mouth.

But the clever Qiao Muchen still finished what she hadn't finished speaking, and looked at Meiyan with a wicked and playful smile on the corner of his mouth, "Carbonated drinks?"

Cancan glanced at Qiao Muchen, "Don't talk to me, I have no common sense, so don't mess with me."

Cancan held her stomach full of anger. Although there was a gap between ideal and reality, the gap couldn't be that big!Can this man still say something nice to deceive her?

Qiao Muchen smiled, this woman always has inexplicable superpowers, and that is to make him happy.

When Cancan and Qiao Muchen came home, Mrs. Gui was still cooking.

Cancan was going to wander around the kitchen, but Qiao Muchen grabbed her and forbade her to make trouble in the kitchen.

"Mrs. Qiao, you are not naturally suitable for cooking. So you should stay away from the kitchen." Qiao Muchen pulled him into his arms, and then turned on the TV.

Cancan pushed Qiao Muchen, and retorted dissatisfiedly, "I'm good at dark cooking."

Qiao Muchen stared at the woman's chest, and said with a smirk, "Is this caused by the side effects of eating too much dark food?"

Cancan followed Qiao Muchen's gaze to look at his chest, and instantly a nameless anger rose up.

She took Qiao Muchen's hand and pressed it against her chest, and said brazenly, "This is a side effect of your failure to do a good job!"

At this moment, the latest advertisement of Oreo suddenly came to mind on the TV, "This is the thinness I want."

Qiao Muchen suddenly couldn't bear to rub the softness of the woman's chest, and then smiled, "It's really thin."

Cancan slapped Qiao Muchen's big hand with a slap, "You need to find silicone for the thick ones. If it doesn't work, I'll pay to make you thick all by yourself! Or go out and find your harem beauty Sanqian!"

"If I have three thousand beauties in the harem, what will Mrs. Qiao do?" Qiao Muchen rubbed the woman into his arms.

Looking at Qiao Muchen charmingly, he smiled, "I'm looking for my Sangong Sixth Courtyard, plus 72 male concubines!"

"The 72nd male concubine of Sangong Sixth Courtyard? That's either the queen, or the female worry. Mrs. Qiao, you can try to find one for me!" Qiao Muchen pinched the woman's nose.

Cancan said in a nasal voice, "You enter the Yihong Courtyard, I will be the queen, and I will turn over your sign!"

Qiao Muchen: ...

"What's been on this head all day? Turn over my brand? Am I your spare tire?" Qiao Muchen let go of his charming nose, and knocked her on the head punishingly.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen's deep facial features, shook her head solemnly and said, "No, you are a jack, use it when you change the spare tire..."

Before Cancan could finish speaking, the temperature on the man's thin lips reached to her bright red lips.

He bit her lower lip as punishment.Cancan accidentally caught a glimpse of Mrs. Gui who just came out of the kitchen.

She quickly patted Qiao Muchen's back hard.Only then did Qiao Muchen let go of Charm.

Aunt Gui looked at Cancan and Qiao Muchen in embarrassment but happily, "Young master, young mistress, it's time to eat."

Cancan pushed Qiao Muchen away, looked at Aunt Gui with an awkward smile, "Sister Gui, why don't you call me Cancan..."

"This..." Aunt Gui looked in Qiao Muchen's direction with some embarrassment.

Cancan hastily poked Qiao Muchen with her elbow.

Qiao Muchen grabbed Cancan's arm directly, and then said to Cancan, "Sister-in-law Gui, what Cancan said is right, the young mistress' voice is not very pleasant."

"Yes, yes." Cancan echoed repeatedly.

But I heard the man beside me say leisurely, "Sister-in-law Gui, why not call me Mrs. Qiao?"

Qiao Muchen curled his lips slightly at Mrs. Gui, speaking as if he was using Mrs. Gui to tease Cancan.

Cancan gave Qiao Muchen a sharp look, then turned around and pulled Aunt Gui towards the dining table.

Aunt Gui looked at Cancan in embarrassment, "Young mistress, this is where you and the young master are."

Aunt Gui hurriedly stopped Cancan who was kindly trying to pull her to sit down.Only then did Cancan turn her head to look at Qiao Muchen, "Is this your rule?"

"Young Mistress, you don't know something." Aunt Gui spoke instead of Qiao Muchen, "Qiao's old house is up and down, and there are hundreds of servants alone. This is the system established by Madam. After all, there are no rules, and there is no square. This is not the same as the young master. It doesn't matter."

"This is not Qiao's house, and there are not hundreds of servants here. So Sister-in-law Gui, you can directly dine with us. You don't have to be so restrained." Cancan pulled Sister-in-law Gui and sat beside her as if nothing had happened. .Incidentally, he blinked at Qiao Muchen, motioning for Qiao Muchen to speak.

Qiao Muchen just nodded lightly, "Cancan is right, this is not Qiao's old house."

"Sister-in-law Gui, look, Qiao Muchen has already said that, sit down quickly!" Cancan pressed Sister-in-law Gui's shoulder with a faint smile on his lips.

Although Mrs. Gui sat down, she felt like she was sitting on pins and needles when she sat on the stool.Although it is difficult for the young mistress to give up her kindness, after all, since Mrs. Gui entered Qiao's house, she has always followed this rule.

Suddenly asking her to get rid of a habit, she really couldn't get used to it.

Aunt Gui cast a begging look at Qiao Muchen.

Only then did Qiao Muchen pull Cancan's arm knowingly, "Sister-in-law Gui is not used to how to do it."

After listening to Qiao Muchen's speech, Aunt Gui got up and went to the kitchen to bring the last dish, "Master and grandma take it easy."

After finishing speaking, Aunt Gui hurried back to her room.

Cancan glanced at Mrs. Gui's direction, shrugged and looked at Qiao Muchen innocently, "Am I that scary?"

"It's scarier than you imagined." Qiao Muchen served the soup elegantly.

……

After dinner.

Cancan was lying on the sofa leisurely, and Qiao Muchen handed the coat to Cancan casually, "Lie down after eating, this is a habit I developed somewhere, get up, and go for a walk."

"No, I've seen through the cruelty of the world, and I just want to stay out of the world." Cancan lay on the sofa like a dead body, with an unshakable attitude.

Qiao Muchen glanced at the woman lightly, "Speak humanly."

Cancan glanced out the window, and said honestly, "It's too cold outside, I don't want to move. Qiao Muchen, I've covered the sofa for you to keep warm, why don't you lie down on the sofa for a while?"

Cancan blinked at Qiao Muchen, giving full play to her charm.

But the man didn't even look at her, he turned and sat on another sofa.

A sense of frustration surged in Chancan, and she ravaged the pillow in her hand with all her strength, completely treating the pillow as Qiao Muchen, "You better not come to squeeze my bed tonight. Don't even think about giving it to me." Warm the bed!"

"Yeah." The man on the sofa looked at the screen of today's press conference on the TV.

Cancan turned over and sat up on the sofa, and gave Qiao Muchen a look, "Huh? Are you serious?"

Qiao Muchen's affectionate sentence at the press conference came from the TV, "I made Mrs. Qiao angry." '

His bright eyes glanced at Qiao Muchen, "You really can make people angry."

"Oh? Really? Are you angry because I didn't lie down on the sofa where you slept, or did I refuse to let you warm your bed tonight?" Qiao Muchen raised his eyebrows, looking at Charm with great interest.

Cancan was at a loss for words for a moment, and took a long time to reply to him, "Before I get married, I should make a written note for you, and you will give me 100 yuan once you bully me. I see that when you get tired of me, I can still become a million dollars." A millionaire or something, at least for the rest of his life, he will have no worries about food and clothing."

"Sister-in-law Gui, bring the medicine." Qiao Muchen's condensed voice sounded in the living room.

Aunt Gui, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, replied in a daze, "Master, what medicine?"

"NC pill." Three simple words spit out from the man's cold lips.

Cancan asked stupidly, "What kind of medicine is this? Are you sick? Where are you sick?"

She has never heard of NC pills, but she is quite familiar with Liuwei Dihuang pills.

"Here's something to eat." Qiao Muchen's mouth curled into a charming smile.

Cancan looked at Sister Gui who was also confused in the kitchen, and asked innocently, "Sister Gui, what is the NC pill?"

The only thing she can be sure of is that anyway, this thing must not be used to treat mental illness.

It seems that this is not the point...

The point is...

"Qiao Muchen, you need to take medicine!"

"I suspect that I will get tired of you. This is a disease that must be cured until it is cured." Qiao Muchen looked at the woman in front of him, with a wicked and seductive smile on his lips. won't get tired of it."