Daddy run away, mommy is here

"I am a patient."

"..."

But Gu Moyang's four words immediately suppressed Bai Qingqing's anger, and followed Gu Moyang disheartenedly to continue working as a vegetable carrier.

Finally, after the big sweep of Gu Moyang's vegetable farm was over, Bai Qingqing went home and fell on the bed, muttering: "You just abuse me, thanks to me taking care of you like this...you are so heartless!"

It wasn't until Bai Qingqing smelled the fragrance of vegetables all over the room that she got up from the bed as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.And when she saw a table of dishes, Bai Qingqing's eyes lit up, her mouth drooled, and she started to eat voraciously.On the other hand, Gu Moyang was eating the food in front of him calmly.

"It's so delicious, I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so good!" He said while filling the most vegetables.

"Especially this fish! It's super delicious!"

"Be careful of the fishbone." Gu Moyang picked up another piece of fish, carefully picked out the fishbone, and put it in his mouth.

"It won't get stuck! I've never been stabbed... vomit! I've been... stabbed... stuck... vomit!" Seeing Bai Qingqing's frightened expression, Gu Moyang pointed to the kitchen and said, "Go to the kitchen to solve it." Bai Qingqing rushed to the kitchen like a wind, and spit out all the food in his mouth, but the fishbone was still stuck there as if it had a heel.Coming out of the kitchen, Bai Qingqing sat back on her seat with a constipated expression on her face.

Gu Moyang looked at her and said, "Try to eat a few bites."

I tried my best to stuff a few mouthfuls of rice, but I still couldn't swallow it.

Seeing Bai Qingqing's painful expression, Gu Moyang went to the kitchen, took out the vinegar, handed it to Bai Qingqing, and said one word flatly: "Drink."

Bai Qingqing looked at the vinegar in front of her in horror, and shook her head vigorously.Ever since she was a child, she has been most afraid of acid!She doesn't want to be jealous!

"You keep getting stuck in your throat if you don't drink the fishbone." Gu Moyang finished eating and went back to the bedroom, apparently planning to sleep.And Bai Qingqing watched his walking steps, staring at his back like an abandoned puppy.

Woohoo, Gu Moyang, you are not human!
Of course Gu Moyang didn't know what Bai Qingqing was thinking, she lay on the bed and rested as usual.Until an unknown object suddenly got into his bed, he looked at Bai Qingqing lying in his arms, frowned, and turned to sleep.

Hello Gu Moyang!Ignore my aunt, am I!Uncle will do it for you tonight!Ready to give your sperm, bastard!
Bai Qingqing approached Gu Moyang, and suddenly hugged Gu Moyang from behind.

"What are you doing?" Gu Moyang's tone was cold, and he shook off Bai Qingqing's hand that was holding him tightly.

Bai Qingqing didn't give up, the hand that was thrown off climbed up Gu Moyang's back, and slowly slid down from top to bottom...

Work hard, Bai Qingqing, you can do it!

Encouraging herself in her heart, when Bai Qingqing's hand was about to slip to Gu Moyang's buttocks.Gu Moyang grabbed Bai Qingqing's hand, sat up suddenly, and said with a slightly angry tone: "What are you doing!"

Bai Qingqing looked at Gu Moyang's expression and wanted to speak, but with a fishbone stuck in her throat, she couldn't speak.When Bai Qingqing got excited, she coughed vigorously, only to feel the fishbone in her throat move violently, spit out the fishbone with saliva, and it happened that Gu Moyang was sitting in front of Bai Qingqing, so the fishbone was mixed with saliva. Spit on Gu Moyang's face without pre-calling.

Bai Qingqing looked at Gu Moyang's instantly petrified face, and immediately wiped off the dirt on Gu Moyang's face.He looked at Gu Moyang with an aggrieved face.

Gu Moyang gritted his teeth and looked at her, suppressing his anger and said: "This...is your purpose!?"

"No, no, no... no, I... I..." Bai Qingqing looked at Gu Moyang, incomparably at a loss as to how to explain it.

"Enough!" Gu Moyang was about to stand up, when Bai Qingqing hugged Gu Moyang.

Said quickly: "I want to do you!"

"You..." Gu Moyang looked at Bai Qingqing in surprise.Eyebrows twisted into a ball.

Looking at Gu Moyang's expression, Bai Qingqing suddenly realized that she was a little too impatient.After all, we've only known each other for a few days.So Bai Qingqing hurriedly said again: "No... no, a slip of the tongue! The thorn in my throat finally came out, hehehe..." Bai Qingqing laughed awkwardly, and looked at Gu Moyang cautiously.

"Okay, go to the living room to sleep." Gu Moyang waved his hand and said, "Don't try to climb into my bed again."

Bai Qingqing walked to the living room with a sad face and lay down on the sofa.A sleepless night.Whose room is this...?

Early the next morning, Gu Moyang woke up, saw the cold food on the dining table and the empty living room, and suddenly felt that he had spoken too much?At this time, Bai Qingqing, who was complaining to her friends at the ktv, sneezed loudly.

Bai Qingqing rubbed her nose and said to herself, "Is someone missing me?"

Lin Ying on the side complained, "Someone must have scolded you!"

Bai Qingqing pretended to be greatly wronged, and said slightly crying: "Why is my life so hard!"

Lin Ying looked at her grievance, patted Bai Qingqing's shoulder, and said, "Qingqing, this is not your character! How can you be willing to sleep in the living room all the time!"

After hearing Lin Ying's words, Bai Qingqing suddenly realized, and said, "That's right! That's my house, how can I sleep in the living room all the time. God, why am I so stupid all of a sudden."

Lin Ying looked at Bai Qingqing's enlightened look, sighed, and said, "Women in love are all idiots, including you, a woman who only loves other people's sperm!"

"Lin Ying, Lin Ying, what do you think I should do to crawl back to my bed and successfully obtain sperm?" Bai Qingqing looked at Lin Ying with a bright face.

"Come here, come here with your ears, I'll teach you!"