After Su Qianmian took a bath for Xiao Hei, she asked Xun Mochen to dry it off, and she came as soon as she took a comb.
But Xun Mochen wiped Xiao Hei dry, and Su Qianmian still didn't move at all.
"Shallow?" he called out.
Seeing that Su Qianmian didn't respond, Xun Mochen got up to look for her.
Su Qianmian was sitting by the bed, holding a book and reading it seriously, and her face was flushed.
What kind of book is this?Xun Mochen was curious.
When he walked in, Su Qianmian seemed to suddenly realize something, snapped the book shut, then hid behind her, looking at him with a smirk on her face.
Xun Mochen remained calm, and pointed behind him: "Xiao Hei is finished."
Su Qianmian oh a few times, but didn't move.
"What book are you reading?" I didn't expect him to go straight to the point.
Su Qianmian faltered for a long time without saying anything.It was like a last-ditch effort.
"Freud, he is psychological, you see, I know from this book, I am in the oral phase, and you are in the anal phase. The oral phase is characterized by wanting to satisfy the needs of the mouth, such as smoking, Chewing gum, eating non-stop, etc. The anal phase is characterized by cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder.”
Xun Mochen looked at her: "Now that you know this, what then?"
Then?no more...
In fact, what she just saw was someone's criticism of Freud.Aiming at his overemphasis on the characteristics of male and female reproductive organs.
For example, ancient monuments are people's subconscious worship of male genitals, women's jealousy of male genitals when they find that they don't have them, and extreme theories such as loyalty and attachment afterwards.
Seeing that Xun Mochen showed no sign of giving up, she continued to work hard: "Freud proposed the id, ego, and superego. He also pointed out that if negative emotions such as depression in the heart cannot be discharged, it will lead to blindness, deafness, and memory loss. Loss, etc., so there must be targeted treatment. Both Freud and modern psychoanalysts believe that drug treatment treats the symptoms but not the root cause, and the most fundamental thing is to rely on psychotherapy. Hypnosis or free association. Of course, the current methods are more many."
When Xun Mochen started to hear her talk about Freud, he became stiff.And when she said memory loss, his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't hear what she said anymore.
What did she know?Why read psychology books?
Su Qianmian didn't see his unnaturalness, so she pushed her glasses and said, "Do you think it's amazing?"
Xun Mochen nodded: "These are all pseudoscience. We can use evidence to prove whether it is correct for scientific theories. Pseudoscience is difficult to prove whether it is true because of its vague concept or large and chaotic system. For example, divination. According to the astrology, you bring a piece of jade today to improve your luck. You brought a piece of jade, but you picked up 100 yuan. But we can’t prove whether this piece of jade played a role.”
"About this question..." Su Qianmian racked her brains, but couldn't refute.
"The psychoanalyst says to his patient, You have an Electra complex. The patient says, Oh, how do you know? You're so right! The psychoanalyst says: Look, I'm right.
Or, say the analyst to his patient, you have an Electra complex.The patient said, fuck /you/mom/, you have an Electra complex, it's so disgusting!So the psychoanalyst will say, your agitated emotions are just to cover up the truth, and it turns out that I am still right. "
"..."
Xun Mochen gave the last dose of strong medicine: "After that, they will say even more harsh words - you have a serious mental illness."
Su Qianmian was in a mess.
She threw the book aside and took Xun Mochen's arm: "Let's go and comb Xiao Hei's hair!"
While Xun Mochen took advantage of her not paying attention, he threw the book out of the window calmly.
But he was still worried, so...
"Qianqian, what are you going to do in winter vacation?"
Su Qianmian thought for a while: "Let's read at home."
really……
"It's better to come to our company for an internship. Internship in a unit is a completely different concept from studying in school. It can help you learn a lot." Throwing bait.
Su Qianmian didn't want to move.
"I'm short of an assistant right now, and you are just right." Continue to throw bait.
"The wages are very high." Strong medicine!
Su Qianmian looked at him, the smile that Xun Mochen was determined to win.
"But I'm a student of city regulations, so I'm not the right assistant for you. What's more, a big company like yours has very strict requirements, so I refuse to go in through the back door."
Huh?Since when did she, who loves money like her life, change her gender?
Su Qianmian seemed to see his doubts, and said regretfully, "There is a way to get it!"
Xun Mochen had no choice but to say: "Then go to the Design Research Institute for an internship. With your ability, you can also get in. They are doing the planning, house type development, and public building design of the Happy Community recently. You can learn from it. Running errands It's a lot of work, but you can learn something."
Anyway, she has something to do, so she won't look at those messy things anymore.
Others say that she is extremely talented, but she feels that she is not enterprising, as simple as a paramecium.He pushed her once, and she took two steps forward.She might not really get up until the day he dislikes her.
The next day, at Su Qianmian's insistence, Xun Mochen asked Liu Yan to take her into the company.
Liu Yan is handsome and has the temperament of a sniper. He is listed as the second most beautiful man in the company.The first place is of course Xun Mochen, who has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Cheng Yi'an only got fifth place because he has broken the hearts of many women.But secretly, he seemed to be more popular than Xun Mochen.Xun Mochen is too cold, the dragon can see the head but not the end; Cheng Yi'an lives and discharges all the females.
Liu Yan brought Su Qianmian into Kyushu's own design and research institute, so Su Qianmian got the unanimous love and care of the female employees: Is it Liu Shuaiguo's cousin?To conquer the bunker, you must first make all the bricks around the bunker your own!
Gay men are also very excited: Oh, my little sister is very cute~
Liu Yan was cold-tempered and seldom talked, so he brought Su Qianmian here, told the head of the studio, Ji Xian, about the intern, and left.
It seems that if you wait a second longer, you will collapse.
Su Qianmian didn't stop him either: Anyway, enough has been said before.
Rewind the camera and you will see a funny dialogue.
Half an hour ago
"Can you introduce the people in the studio?" Su Qianmian asked.
"..."
"Several people?"
"..."
"What kind of character are they?"
"..."
"Are you easy to get along with?"
"..."
"How does the design studio work? What do I need to do after I go in?"
"..."
Su Qianmian was helpless.
"Then what should I pay attention to?"
Liu Yan finally spoke: "Words and deeds."
"..."
"Then what should be said and what should not be said?" Su Qianmian seemed to have finally found a gap, her eyes brightened.
Reluctantly, Liu Yan returned to silence.
The elevator clanged and opened.
Su Qianmian walked out first, turned her head slightly, and squinted at him, like a female spy in Lingqili.
"Then I can say, are Xun Mochen and I married?"
An atomic bomb was dropped, and Liu Yan, who managed to see the face of the iceberg of Wannian, shattered instantly.
Su Qianmian smiled triumphantly and walked away.
Your boss has been dealt with by me!Can't think of it~
Cough, Xun Mochen said, Cheng Yi'an and Liu Yan are his right-hand men, so it shouldn't matter if you tell them...
But why do I feel that I am the same as the underground Communist Party~!Married openly and aboveboard, but still hiding it, hiding it...
Su Qianmian couldn't help but turn to look at Liu Yan without hearing Liu Yan's footsteps.
Liu Yan is still in place.
Such a big blow?
Liu Yan gritted his teeth, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said: "Come back! Wrong way!"
Huh?no...
Liu Yan had already gone in another direction, Su Qianmian quickly followed.
She suddenly laughed happily: "You said five words just now! Oh, I'm so good!"
"My husband said that your mantras are 'um' and 'no'. I didn't expect you to say a total of seven words to me today!"
Liu Yan's face was distorted: What kind of evildoer did the boss find!Also, his mantra turned out to be 'um' and 'no'?Oh my god, boss, that's not how you introduce yourself...
Su Qianmian was still chattering: "I heard that when you didn't like to talk, you had autism. Are you not talkative since you were a child? Let me show you. I have been watching Freud recently, and I have a deeper understanding of this aspect. ..."
Liu Yan suddenly turned to look at Su Qianmian, and grinned!
Su Qianmian was startled.
Liu Yan returned to his usual iceberg face, and continued to walk forward calmly.It seems, still laughing?
Su Qianmian didn't dare to say anything to him anymore.
What, as stingy as Xun Mochen!As expected, like attracts like!
And some colleagues saw this scene by chance, and all of them showed expressions of horror: Just, that person just now, is the iceberg beauty Liu Yan! ?
At the same time, I also know that the little girl behind her is not simple.According to Liu Yan's temper, anyone he doesn't like will be fired directly, if he can't be fired, he will be ignored, and if he finds a fault, he will be beaten up.He won't, and he doesn't bother.
Xiao Sun from the personnel department excitedly called Xiao Feng on the thirteenth floor: "Liu Shitou took a little girl to the design and research department!...No! He made a face at the little girl! Can you Imagine it? You can't imagine it! Oh my god, it's so cute! I can't stand it! Oh! My heart!"
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But Xun Mochen wiped Xiao Hei dry, and Su Qianmian still didn't move at all.
"Shallow?" he called out.
Seeing that Su Qianmian didn't respond, Xun Mochen got up to look for her.
Su Qianmian was sitting by the bed, holding a book and reading it seriously, and her face was flushed.
What kind of book is this?Xun Mochen was curious.
When he walked in, Su Qianmian seemed to suddenly realize something, snapped the book shut, then hid behind her, looking at him with a smirk on her face.
Xun Mochen remained calm, and pointed behind him: "Xiao Hei is finished."
Su Qianmian oh a few times, but didn't move.
"What book are you reading?" I didn't expect him to go straight to the point.
Su Qianmian faltered for a long time without saying anything.It was like a last-ditch effort.
"Freud, he is psychological, you see, I know from this book, I am in the oral phase, and you are in the anal phase. The oral phase is characterized by wanting to satisfy the needs of the mouth, such as smoking, Chewing gum, eating non-stop, etc. The anal phase is characterized by cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder.”
Xun Mochen looked at her: "Now that you know this, what then?"
Then?no more...
In fact, what she just saw was someone's criticism of Freud.Aiming at his overemphasis on the characteristics of male and female reproductive organs.
For example, ancient monuments are people's subconscious worship of male genitals, women's jealousy of male genitals when they find that they don't have them, and extreme theories such as loyalty and attachment afterwards.
Seeing that Xun Mochen showed no sign of giving up, she continued to work hard: "Freud proposed the id, ego, and superego. He also pointed out that if negative emotions such as depression in the heart cannot be discharged, it will lead to blindness, deafness, and memory loss. Loss, etc., so there must be targeted treatment. Both Freud and modern psychoanalysts believe that drug treatment treats the symptoms but not the root cause, and the most fundamental thing is to rely on psychotherapy. Hypnosis or free association. Of course, the current methods are more many."
When Xun Mochen started to hear her talk about Freud, he became stiff.And when she said memory loss, his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't hear what she said anymore.
What did she know?Why read psychology books?
Su Qianmian didn't see his unnaturalness, so she pushed her glasses and said, "Do you think it's amazing?"
Xun Mochen nodded: "These are all pseudoscience. We can use evidence to prove whether it is correct for scientific theories. Pseudoscience is difficult to prove whether it is true because of its vague concept or large and chaotic system. For example, divination. According to the astrology, you bring a piece of jade today to improve your luck. You brought a piece of jade, but you picked up 100 yuan. But we can’t prove whether this piece of jade played a role.”
"About this question..." Su Qianmian racked her brains, but couldn't refute.
"The psychoanalyst says to his patient, You have an Electra complex. The patient says, Oh, how do you know? You're so right! The psychoanalyst says: Look, I'm right.
Or, say the analyst to his patient, you have an Electra complex.The patient said, fuck /you/mom/, you have an Electra complex, it's so disgusting!So the psychoanalyst will say, your agitated emotions are just to cover up the truth, and it turns out that I am still right. "
"..."
Xun Mochen gave the last dose of strong medicine: "After that, they will say even more harsh words - you have a serious mental illness."
Su Qianmian was in a mess.
She threw the book aside and took Xun Mochen's arm: "Let's go and comb Xiao Hei's hair!"
While Xun Mochen took advantage of her not paying attention, he threw the book out of the window calmly.
But he was still worried, so...
"Qianqian, what are you going to do in winter vacation?"
Su Qianmian thought for a while: "Let's read at home."
really……
"It's better to come to our company for an internship. Internship in a unit is a completely different concept from studying in school. It can help you learn a lot." Throwing bait.
Su Qianmian didn't want to move.
"I'm short of an assistant right now, and you are just right." Continue to throw bait.
"The wages are very high." Strong medicine!
Su Qianmian looked at him, the smile that Xun Mochen was determined to win.
"But I'm a student of city regulations, so I'm not the right assistant for you. What's more, a big company like yours has very strict requirements, so I refuse to go in through the back door."
Huh?Since when did she, who loves money like her life, change her gender?
Su Qianmian seemed to see his doubts, and said regretfully, "There is a way to get it!"
Xun Mochen had no choice but to say: "Then go to the Design Research Institute for an internship. With your ability, you can also get in. They are doing the planning, house type development, and public building design of the Happy Community recently. You can learn from it. Running errands It's a lot of work, but you can learn something."
Anyway, she has something to do, so she won't look at those messy things anymore.
Others say that she is extremely talented, but she feels that she is not enterprising, as simple as a paramecium.He pushed her once, and she took two steps forward.She might not really get up until the day he dislikes her.
The next day, at Su Qianmian's insistence, Xun Mochen asked Liu Yan to take her into the company.
Liu Yan is handsome and has the temperament of a sniper. He is listed as the second most beautiful man in the company.The first place is of course Xun Mochen, who has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Cheng Yi'an only got fifth place because he has broken the hearts of many women.But secretly, he seemed to be more popular than Xun Mochen.Xun Mochen is too cold, the dragon can see the head but not the end; Cheng Yi'an lives and discharges all the females.
Liu Yan brought Su Qianmian into Kyushu's own design and research institute, so Su Qianmian got the unanimous love and care of the female employees: Is it Liu Shuaiguo's cousin?To conquer the bunker, you must first make all the bricks around the bunker your own!
Gay men are also very excited: Oh, my little sister is very cute~
Liu Yan was cold-tempered and seldom talked, so he brought Su Qianmian here, told the head of the studio, Ji Xian, about the intern, and left.
It seems that if you wait a second longer, you will collapse.
Su Qianmian didn't stop him either: Anyway, enough has been said before.
Rewind the camera and you will see a funny dialogue.
Half an hour ago
"Can you introduce the people in the studio?" Su Qianmian asked.
"..."
"Several people?"
"..."
"What kind of character are they?"
"..."
"Are you easy to get along with?"
"..."
"How does the design studio work? What do I need to do after I go in?"
"..."
Su Qianmian was helpless.
"Then what should I pay attention to?"
Liu Yan finally spoke: "Words and deeds."
"..."
"Then what should be said and what should not be said?" Su Qianmian seemed to have finally found a gap, her eyes brightened.
Reluctantly, Liu Yan returned to silence.
The elevator clanged and opened.
Su Qianmian walked out first, turned her head slightly, and squinted at him, like a female spy in Lingqili.
"Then I can say, are Xun Mochen and I married?"
An atomic bomb was dropped, and Liu Yan, who managed to see the face of the iceberg of Wannian, shattered instantly.
Su Qianmian smiled triumphantly and walked away.
Your boss has been dealt with by me!Can't think of it~
Cough, Xun Mochen said, Cheng Yi'an and Liu Yan are his right-hand men, so it shouldn't matter if you tell them...
But why do I feel that I am the same as the underground Communist Party~!Married openly and aboveboard, but still hiding it, hiding it...
Su Qianmian couldn't help but turn to look at Liu Yan without hearing Liu Yan's footsteps.
Liu Yan is still in place.
Such a big blow?
Liu Yan gritted his teeth, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said: "Come back! Wrong way!"
Huh?no...
Liu Yan had already gone in another direction, Su Qianmian quickly followed.
She suddenly laughed happily: "You said five words just now! Oh, I'm so good!"
"My husband said that your mantras are 'um' and 'no'. I didn't expect you to say a total of seven words to me today!"
Liu Yan's face was distorted: What kind of evildoer did the boss find!Also, his mantra turned out to be 'um' and 'no'?Oh my god, boss, that's not how you introduce yourself...
Su Qianmian was still chattering: "I heard that when you didn't like to talk, you had autism. Are you not talkative since you were a child? Let me show you. I have been watching Freud recently, and I have a deeper understanding of this aspect. ..."
Liu Yan suddenly turned to look at Su Qianmian, and grinned!
Su Qianmian was startled.
Liu Yan returned to his usual iceberg face, and continued to walk forward calmly.It seems, still laughing?
Su Qianmian didn't dare to say anything to him anymore.
What, as stingy as Xun Mochen!As expected, like attracts like!
And some colleagues saw this scene by chance, and all of them showed expressions of horror: Just, that person just now, is the iceberg beauty Liu Yan! ?
At the same time, I also know that the little girl behind her is not simple.According to Liu Yan's temper, anyone he doesn't like will be fired directly, if he can't be fired, he will be ignored, and if he finds a fault, he will be beaten up.He won't, and he doesn't bother.
Xiao Sun from the personnel department excitedly called Xiao Feng on the thirteenth floor: "Liu Shitou took a little girl to the design and research department!...No! He made a face at the little girl! Can you Imagine it? You can't imagine it! Oh my god, it's so cute! I can't stand it! Oh! My heart!"
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