My Beautiful CEO Wife

Lin Ruotong smiled coquettishly, "You think beautifully! In this lifetime, isn't it too cheap for you!"

"I will punish you in the next life, the next life! Don't even think about escaping from my palm!"

Yang Feng was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud.

Sister Lin is getting naughty again.

However, in this wilderness, people's hearts are also full of fire.

He couldn't help but hug her tighter.

Not long after, Luo Xiaoying and Luo Xiaobing came back with dry firewood.

Put it among the crowd, after tidying up neatly, light a fire to keep warm.

The flames flickered, reflecting on the faces and bodies of Yang Feng and Lin Ruotong, full of red light.

With a happy and intimate smile on Lin Ruotong's face, she lay in Yang Feng's arms with her eyes closed, and fell asleep peacefully.

Yang Feng's chin rested on the top of Lin Ruotong's head, feeling the softness brought by the beautiful hair, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Others also slept soundly and no longer felt cold.

One night passed, the next morning.

Yang Feng asked the twin sisters to go out and look for food.

He led the crowd to the creek.

Yang Feng went to the side to relieve his hands, just in time to see Zhang Han squatting by the stream and washing his hands.

He looked helpless, with a painful expression on his face.

"Zhang Han." Yang Feng walked over.

"Brother Yang." Zhang Han hurriedly stood up, shaking off the water droplets on his hands.

Yang Feng smiled, "Why, did you pee on your hands, come here and wash."

Uh……

Zhang Han had a strange expression, "Brother Yang, you can really joke."

Yang Feng knelt down and washed his hands by the stream, "What's wrong, you look so out of your mind."

"Hey, Brother Yang, you also know about my relationship with Shan Meili. We had a very good relationship before."

"But because of the fact that I captured the queen ant, she ignored me."

"It's very frustrating not to talk to me until now."

Zhang Han had a bitter expression and kept sighing.

Yang Feng smiled, "She blamed you for acting recklessly, causing her to lose a lot of her beloved clothes and snacks."

"Girl, you have to coax her. Once you coax her to be happy, this matter will be over."

"I've already apologized to her, how can I coax her?" Zhang Han had a painful and helpless look on his face.

Yang Feng shook his head and laughed, took out a cigarette and lit one, "Apologizing is an apology, coaxing is coaxing, do you understand the difference?"

"It's useless to apologize, the point is to coax. If you can't coax well, even if you apologize ten thousand times, it won't work."

"The key is... I don't know how to coax people? I haven't learned it in class." Zhang Han was very embarrassed.

Yang Feng smiled wryly, "If you want me to tell you, you high-achieving students have turned into nerds after studying!"

"When you do academic research, you are all geniuses, but when it comes to common sense in life, you become morons."

"Can't do such a simple thing as coaxing a girl? Does this still need to be taught by the teacher in class, hehehe."

"Brother Yang, teach me how to make a girl happy?" Zhang Han asked humbly for advice.

"Okay, then I'll teach you."

Yang Feng let out a puff of smoke, "First of all, you have to have a sense of humor. To coax a girl, you have to be thick-skinned and not look serious."

"The more unserious the jokes, the better. Although she will scold you for being unscrupulous and call you a shameless scoundrel, as long as you have a good sense of humor, she will secretly laugh."

"As long as you laugh, the resentment in your heart will disappear. The reconciliation will be as good as before, won't it be a matter of course?"

"It makes sense, Brother Yang! You really deserve to be a master in the field of love, who can take down a superb beauty like Mr. Lin!" Zhang Han praised with a smile.

"How do you say it? I'm an upright gentleman. How can I be a master of love?" Yang Feng glared at him.

Hehehe...

Zhang Han smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Yang, I was born without a sense of humor and can't tell jokes, so why don't you bother teaching me?"

Yang Feng was stunned, he really became a nerd after studying.

Do you still need to teach this?

"Just now, when I came here to tell you that unserious thing, it belongs to the little bad taste among men. If it is harmless, it can be regarded as a small joke."

Yang Feng shook his head, "I can't teach you the rest, you can figure it out yourself."

At this moment, Shan Meili came from not far away, glanced at Zhang Han, and washed her hands 20 meters away.

"The opportunity has come, hurry up and show yourself well." Yang Feng urged with a smile.

"Well, then I'll try."

Zhang Han plucked up his courage, straightened his clothes, and walked over there.

"Lily, what a coincidence." Zhang Han walked over.

Shan Meili glanced at him, but ignored him, "Is there something wrong?"

He stood up, shook his hands, and was about to leave.

"It's nothing, I just wanted to tell you..."

Zhang Han tried hard to think of a joke, but got stuck and couldn't think of it.

Forget it, just borrow that joke from Brother Yang just now.

"That Lily, you also accidentally peed on your hand, come here and wash your hands?"

Zhang Han looked at her with a smile on his face.

puff!
Yang Feng, who was sitting in the distance watching the excitement, almost fell into the creek.

This stuff is really...

Snapped!
Shan Meili slapped Zhang Han directly, her face full of anger, "Rogue! Zhang Han, I didn't expect you to be such a vile person!"

Turned around and walked away angrily.

Zhang Han covered his face in a daze, looking at Shan Meili's angrily leaving figure, he couldn't recover.

What's the situation, why are you so impatient? Isn't it just a joke.

Back to Yang Feng, he said bitterly: "Brother Yang, this trick of yours is not easy to use, and it backfired."

With a black line on his forehead, Yang Feng shook his head and laughed, "Zhang Han, with your IQ, I have serious doubts about how you got into graduate school."

"You are planning to be a single dog based on your strength! Do you tell jokes with other girls like this? It's easy to beat you, Shan Meili has already shown mercy."

Zhang Han was very puzzled and said: "But when you told me, Brother Yang, why didn't I react so much?"

Yang Feng laughed angrily on the spot, "You and I are both men, it's okay to make jokes like this casually!"

"But if you say that to Shan Meili, you're playing a hooligan! You'll be blamed if you don't smoke!"

"Is it so serious? I don't think so." Zhang Han's expression was quite strange.

Yang Feng was convinced, all his IQ was spent on academic research, and he was really bad at dealing with people.

It's no wonder that when we first met, I felt hostile towards his casual words.

The performance is obvious, the typical nerd temperament, ignorant of the world.

"Brother Yang, do you think I can still rescue him? I don't want to just finish playing with Shan Meili." Zhang Han begged.

Yang Feng shook his head, "You're not good at telling jokes, so let's launch a fierce attack with sweet words."

"Although sometimes, it will make people feel tired and crooked, but it can also receive miraculous effects. There is always a sugar bomb that hits Shan Meili's heart, making her feel the taste of sweet pets."

"Brother Yang, teach me quickly, how to attack with sweet words?" Zhang Han asked impatiently.

"It's okay to teach you. Don't mess around like you did just now. My fame will be ruined in your hands." Yang Feng took a vaccination first to be afraid of this stubborn brilliant student.