Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Those four people in the parking lot seem to be Zheng Sanhu's subordinates?

Zheng Sanhu, you traitor, if you make an enemy of brother Shan, you are making an enemy of me, Bai Yiming!
Do you think that by sending a few people to protect the driver surnamed Lu, he will be able to escape?

you are dreaming!
No one can escape who the smiling scholar wants to deal with.

"Four brothers, the trash can over there seems to be empty, don't you think it's scary?"

Bai Yiming clasped his fingernails and pointed there with a smile.

"You bastard, what should you do?" Zhenbang felt like throwing up when he saw him like this.

Daxiong suddenly exclaimed: "Smile...Scholar with a smiling face?"

Ercheng looked terrified: "He...Bai...Bai...Bai Yiming?"

Minghui shivered: "Run, run!"

Zhenbang shook his hands and took out a pack of cigarettes: "Ming...Brother Ming, smoke...a cigarette? You're so good...you came to this rotten neighborhood...hehe..."

……

After a few minutes.

Bai Yiming closed the lid of the last trash can.

"The fate of a traitor! Hehe."

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the trash can.

Immediately, five transparent holes appeared on the trash can.

"Take a breath, don't suffocate you, he is so kind. Isn't it?" After blowing on the plastic crumbs in his nails, Bai Yiming walked downstairs writhing his buttocks.

Target: the sixth floor.

Bai Yiming hugged the drainage pipe and leaped vertically, as agile as a monkey.

Upstairs next door, a certain owner who was going to the bathroom inadvertently noticed this scene, and suddenly his eyes blinked.

"Superman! Oh my god, Superman is here!"

In the blink of an eye, the Superman had already climbed to the sixth floor.

Fly over the eaves and walk on the wall, like a shadow.

This climbing technique is too childish for Bai Yiming.

To his surprise, the window was open.

After Bai Yiming turned around in the air, his whole body rushed through the window like a bullet.

This is Lu Ping's bedroom.

"Poke his five transparent holes first!"

She showed her five fingers, and thrust it down on the bed.

Um?Sleep so dead?
No one is calling.

What is in hand?Pillow?

Bai Yiming took off the pillow, and when he was wondering, the light came on with a snap.

Lu Ping was wearing a vest and shorts, standing at the door of the bedroom, and said to him: "Are you here?"

"You... just finished going to the toilet?" Bai Yiming laughed after thinking about it: "Small, let you escape."

Lu Ping walked over and picked up the pillow with a look of regret: "You poked five holes in the new pillow just now, and the cotton is exposed!"

Bai Yiming stretched out his index finger and pointed at himself: "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"You sissy who is neither male nor female, what am I afraid of you doing?" Lu Ping glanced at him nonchalantly.

Bai Yiming picked his fingernails again: "That's because you don't know people well. There is no one who knows me who is not afraid of me."

"Afraid that you will pick the door, slip the lock and climb the window?" Lu Ping shook his head: "I don't follow the rules! Come, sit in the living room?"

Bai Yiming exclaimed, "Okay, anyway, I'm not in a hurry."

in the living room.

Lu Ping sat on the sofa with a blank expression on his face.

Bai Yiming leaned against the window, scratching his nails and said, "Don't you want to know what he's here for today? How about you guess it, okay?"

Laughing eyes narrowed into a slit.

There was a spring breeze on his face, and murderous aura billowed in his cracks.

"Anyway, I'm not here to steal the pillow!" Lu Ping stuffed a cigarette into his mouth: "Tell me about Zheng Sanhu!"

"I hate it!" Bai Yiming raised Yang Lanhua and pointed: "He's still smoking, it's smoked everyone. Are you talking about Zheng Sanhu? He's a traitor. Did I teach him the wrong brother? If it wasn't because of my previous friendship , people have the intention to kill him. Don’t understand, it’s kind enough.”

Lu Ping asked: "Has no one told you that your sissy is disgusting?"

"Yes, of course there are! There are so many!" Bai Yiming raised his hand: "But they were dead and maimed, and one of them was thrown into the river to feed the fish. Ha ha, it's so fun, Brother, you are next!"

Lu Pingdao: "It seems that you have already figured out how to deal with me, right, smiling scholar?"

"Know me?" Bai Yiming cocked his feet and smiled like a flower: "I'm so happy! Then let me give you a few examples for reference. The boss in Shunjing District is called Zhang Kun, known as Master Kun. Me and Shanshan, oh, Shanshan is Xiao Dingshan, my brother Shanshan. Shanshan and I made a good deal of territory with him, but he was fine, and dared to point a gun at Shanshan. He was so scared, so I stretched out my hand and grabbed it. Grab his intestines and make him a belt..."

"There are so many more! Shanshan has a brother named Ma Liu. Ma Liu is not sloppy in doing things, and he doesn't have a good eye. He has delayed a lot of business between Shanshan and me... If you don't have eyesight, you need eyes." What are you doing, so I used this hand to pick out his eyeballs, it was still hot, you didn’t see it, it was so funny, I just fed it to the dog. Later I regretted it, it was cooked , people can eat it too.”

"..."

"So brother, compare and see. I was very kind to Zheng Sanhu. I just scratched his face and cut off his leg. Hehe, as for you, there is no human relationship between us. What about you, little driver, and you are so humble, I’ll help you cut the meat, so that you will feel skinny. However, others use knives to cut meat, while others use nails to cut meat. Let’s do an experiment together, shall we? Alright, let's see if all the flesh on your arm is stripped off, can you still move your hand?"

"Brother, do you think it's okay?"

Bai Yiming threw a wink at him.

He was picking at his nails, making crackling noises as they rubbed against each other.

On each nail, there is also a round red dot painted on it.

How sharp are those nails!
I am afraid that only Zhang Kun, Ma Liu and others who have been hurt by it have more experience.

"A man with such long nails looks disgusting, so he should pick them off." Lu Ping calmly went to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife.

Bai Yiming covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother, do you want to pick my nails with a kitchen knife?"

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "I don't want to bother!"

"Then what do you think..." Bai Yiming twitched the corners of his mouth and sneered, "A word of advice, don't do useless work in front of the smiling scholar. Do you think your kitchen knife will be faster than Zhang Kun's pistol?"

After speaking, Bai Yiming took two steps and rushed over.

That's faster than a cheetah!

Cheetah predation, who can survive?
Five thin fingers with long nails inserted straight into Lu Ping's abdomen.

"When I grab it, do I grab the intestines or a kidney?"

At this second, Bai Yiming thought about it triumphantly.

brush!
A white light flashed!
Bai Yiming put his hand on Lu Ping's lower abdomen and stopped moving!

What's wrong?It still hurts a lot!

"Ouch, my fingers hurt..." Seeing that he couldn't insert it, Bai Yiming hurriedly withdrew it.

Lu Ping asked back: "If you feel it carefully, is it your fingers hurting?"

"Where can it hurt?" Bai Yiming raised the corners of his mouth, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a few bloody things on the ground. What are they?
ah?my hand?
on the ground...

On his hand, there is only one thumb left.

The sudden change caused Bai Yiming to fall into the abyss within a second.

There was no longer a smile on his face, and it became stiff black.

But he has no room to retreat.

He decided to hit the vital point with the other hand, let a monkey pick peaches!
As a result, his shoulders sank, and the intact hand grabbed Lu Ping's crotch like an arrow.

That would be yolk breaking and uprooting!

brush!
Another ray of light!
The four fingers on his hand were also cut off!
"Ah?" Bai Yiming looked at his two hands in shock, only two thumbs remained.

"Very good!" Lu Ping hung down his bloody kitchen knife: "At least, you can still give me a thumbs up now. Don't be thankful, and don't be surprised. You won't have to spend too much time manicuring your nails in the future, anyway. Unhygienic."

Bai Yiming was about to cry!

The fingers have all been cut off, what kind of nails are you doing?
How can there be such a powerful person in this world? My smiling scholar is faster than Zhang Kun's gun, but even faster than a small driver's kitchen knife!

Could it be that this guy was a chef before becoming a driver?
Chef is not so fast!

Bai Yiming realized the strength of his opponent, but it was too late.

He took a step back in panic, turning defensive.

"I just remembered when you moved your feet. It's more difficult to trim your toenails. I'll pick them off for you!" Lu Ping lit up the kitchen knife in his hand.

Bai Yiming was terrified!
Hastily kicked his left foot back so that he wouldn't be able to cut it!

"Ah... my feet!"

Lu Ping followed him like a shadow and turned around, cutting with precision!

"I'm sorry, you didn't keep your shoes, it was pure accidental injury. Make up a pair!" Lu Ping said, and cut down again.

Bai Yiming suddenly slumped to the ground.

Lu Ping threw the knife aside, its mission has been completed.

He sat on the sofa and stuffed a cigarette into his mouth.

"I'm going to be a useless person so soon?" Bai Yiming looked at his hands and feet, his face lost.

Lu Ping glanced at his severed feet, and said regretfully: "When I was young, my family was poor, and I had to wear a pair of shoes for several years. It was the age when I grew up, and the toes of the shoes often arched the front. Broken, like you are now."

It's very similar... Bai Yiming looked down and felt very similar.

But now they don't have any toes at all, not even one!
There are at least two thumbs on the hand, and it can give people a thumbs up.

"I'll get you a pair of shoes, you can change them." Lu Ping walked to the shoe cabinet, turned his head and asked, "What size do you wear? 39? 40? Or..."

Bai Yiming, who had been arrogant all his life, wanted to hit a wall at this moment.

People have become like this, is there any need to wear shoes again?

"Ask you, why don't you speak?" Lu Ping glanced over, "I didn't pick your tongue again."

Bai Yiming looked sad, what else do you want me to say?
What else can people say?
The winner is king and the loser is Kou, now he is like pork on your chopping board, ready to be slaughtered by you.

But can I have some dignity?

"You'd better kill me!" Bai Yiming gritted his teeth and begged.

PS: Search and pay attention to the official account 'Mr. Huanghe', there is an extra episode of this chapter, the similarities between Bai Yiming, a scholar with a light smile, and Dongfang Bubai...