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Chapter 563 A joke that went viral all over the Internet

Lu Ping proposed that Tianbao Martial Arts School must be renamed.

This request made Wan Baolu very upset. After all, Tianbao Martial Arts School is like a child born by her, growing from scratch, from weak to strong.So when she heard that Lu Ping was about to change the name of the martial arts school, it was like changing the name of her own child, which was difficult to accept.

"I'm afraid... I can't agree to it." Wan Baolu responded very simply.

Lu Ping emphasized: "Anyone can see that Tianbao Martial Arts School took a character from Qin Haotian and your name respectively. Now Qin Haotian is like a rat crossing the street and everyone shouts and beats him. This name can no longer bring popularity to the school. On the contrary , can only bring suspicion and suspicion. If you want to bring it back to life, you must change its name. Otherwise, it will not survive.”

Nalan nodded thoughtfully when she heard Xue: "Master, I think what Lu Ping said makes sense."

After thinking about it, Wan Baolu clenched her teeth and said, "Is there any other choice for me when I am alive or dead? I just hope that it will not be destroyed in my hands. All right, you can do whatever you want. Then you What are you going to call it?"

Lu Pingdao: "I'll tell you when I think it over."

Wan Baolu said, "That's good."

The next day.

Qin Haotian was discharged from the hospital.

Wan Baolu and Nalan Tingxue went to accompany her.

A generation of famous teacher Qin Haotian has experienced the tragic scene of the wall falling down and being pushed by everyone. During the few days he was hospitalized, none of his senior brothers, even the apprentices who had always cared for him before, came to visit and ask questions.

Only Martial Sister Wan and Nalan Tuer.

In the car.

"Junior Sister Wan, senior brother this time... this time he was completely stumped. I can't get up, I can't get up again." Qin Haotian's tears kept rolling in his eyes, and his emotions fell to the extreme.

Wan Baolu comforted: "Brother, why should you care about success or failure at this moment?"

Qin Haotian said: "Xiaoxue, can you imagine? Sister Wan, can you imagine? He is an unknown social bastard, and he can have overwhelming force. I...I can't even punch him!" I can't take it."

Nalan Tingxue said: "Master, don't worry about it. How many people in this world can have someone like him? Actually... In fact, I think Lu Ping people are pretty good, and I have learned a little bit about it. Master, you don't take people seriously, you want to..."

Wanbaolu coughed lightly: "Xiaoxue, what are you talking about?"

Qin Haotian sighed fiercely: "Xiaoxue is right. Over the years, I have gained some fame in the country and even internationally, so my vanity began to inflate constantly. In my Qin Haotian's eyes, once again Who did you put in your eyes? It is precisely because of my expansion that I am now ruined and become a dog in the water."

Nalan Tingxue said: "Master is right to think this way. In fact, to be offensive, I really felt that you were not modest enough."

Wan Baolu felt nervous.That's right, before this, not to mention apprentices like Nalan Tingxue, even among seniors, who would dare to criticize Senior Brother Qin in such a tone?

No one dares.

Qin Haotian said thoughtfully: "After I go back, I plan to retreat for three years. Even if the sky falls, you don't bother me. In these three years, I want to reflect and summarize my life and martial arts career .”

Nalan Tingxue exclaimed, "Three years? So long?"

Qin Haotian said: "Compared to this vast universe, what is three years? The blink of an eye is nothing."

But actually.

Can Qin Haotian really retreat with peace of mind?

The answer is naturally no.

Within a day after he was discharged from the hospital, Qin Haotian's home was crowded with visitors.

Moreover, all kinds of challenge books and martial arts competitions were stuffed into Qin Haotian's home, mailbox, and even private messages on his various forums and accounts like mushrooms after a spring rain.

On several large video sites.

There are also hundreds of martial arts enthusiasts and even Sanda kings who recorded videos to publicly challenge Qin Haotian.

It can be described as monstrous.

"Master Qin! I'm a Sanda fan in Yongzhou Taisen Boxing Club. I just watched the video of you being beaten a few days ago. I jumped three feet high. Dare I ask, why are you so thick-skinned? Isn’t it all bragging that no one can break your volley? If this one can’t get in, and that one can’t get in, how can you be KO’d in three seconds by an unknown person? Does your face still hurt, now? If it doesn’t hurt, I’m willing to press Following in the footsteps of the anti-counterfeit hero, I solemnly challenge you! Just ask Master Qin if you dare to accept it? I will try to KO you in a second!"

"Qin Haotian, do you still remember me? I am Chen Qifeng, the champion of last year's Yongzhou 'Haotian Cup' Sanda Competition. Please forgive me for not daring to call you Master Qin, Teacher Qin. Are you still worthy? I have concluded that you are nothing serious." Talent and learning, what you are best at is self-hype. I don't know what method you used, but you can actually use your name to win the title of the Sanda Competition, and also the "Haotian Cup", I am! I won the championship, and the one who became famous is You Qin Haotian, you said you are angry or not? What is even more annoying is that when I won the championship and received the award on stage, you asked me to cooperate with you in demonstrating your "volley". The question is, do I dare not cooperate? Do I dare to really fight? You really know how to manage yourself, let others win the championship, and you ridicule the championship. You are the one who is famous. Hmph, has the horse stumbled now? The wall is overwhelmed by everyone? Today I am Chen Qifeng Just to be a spokesperson for myself, I want to challenge you! That martial arts enthusiast punched you into the hospital with three punches, and I, Chen Qifeng, only punched you with one! Qin Haotian, do you dare to accept the move? If not, you It’s a shrinking turtle!!!”

"Everyone, I am Zhou Dezhong, the first-generation disciple of the famous martial arts artist Qin Haotian. Recently, I have seen videos and comments scolding my master on the Internet. As his former disciple, I feel ashamed like never before. At the beginning, I worshiped Qin Haotian as my teacher. , I feel like I can’t learn anything, so I quit as soon as possible. Now it seems that I was right. Disgusting! Now I know that Qin Haotian’s disciples are not used to learn martial arts at all, but to cooperate with him in acting. Look at Qin Haotian’s shock Jiner, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he demonstrated his "intercepting way", intercepting this and that, but he did not know that all the ones intercepted by him were his disciples, He Tuo. Here I also dare to say to my former master, do you dare Dare to fight with your former disciple? Look at my fist, can you catch your shoehorn face? Remember me, Zhou Dezhong? Come on, come fight with me, and see if you can win The apprentice you looked down on the most..."

"Hello, everyone. I am actor and singer Fu Xiner. Here I would like to solemnly declare that I will sever the master-student relationship with Qin Haotian. At that time, because I was going to film a fight scene, I held a pious heart and worshiped Qin Haotian under the recommendation of others. Qin Haotian was my teacher, and he did teach me some fancy moves. But during this period of time, I reflected on it. Qin Haotian's character is really bad. I still remember that when I asked him to be my teacher, he forced I asked for a bribe from me, it was an authentic work of Zhang Daqian... It really hurts to think about it. In fact, I am not the only victim in our circle, there are more than a dozen martial arts stars who have been attacked by Qin Haotian Soliciting bribes, the cumulative value is estimated to be hundreds of millions... As an artist, I feel that I have the responsibility to warn everyone, keep your eyes open, and stay away from deception. In the future, I will continue to disclose some violent news about Qin Haotian. I will update it in the video as soon as possible."

"How do you know if it's windy or rainy? Let's take a look at the weather forecast of Yongzhou Wushu world today. In Yongzhou City and even in Dongshan Province, Qin Haotian, a generation of masters who are highly respected, has been pushed to the forefront of public opinion by a competition these days. Ouch, Speaking of Master Qin, if we take a look at what he has done in the past ten years, I can use two idioms to define it. One is that the wind is loud and the rain is small, and the bragging is bigger than anyone else. And it is for which country's special forces? The chief coach, and I have accepted the meeting of the head of state. Pooh, bragging and not paying taxes, you can brag about it; the second is that the hype is stronger than the stars, but it’s a pity that the hype is suddenly fired one day Confused. Our Master Qin, with his big face as thick as a city wall, abruptly received three punches from that martial arts enthusiast. Is he admitted to the hospital? Wrong! Our Master Qin was doing medical treatment for the state. Contributed to..."

"..."

Crusade sound.

Challenge sound.

Waves are higher than waves.

There are even a lot of jokes about "Hao Tian Ti" circulating on the Internet.

They all imitate the opening line that Qin Haotian often said when he demonstrated the "Intercept Road": "I stand here, stretch out a hand casually, you can't punch in! Intercept! Attack! Did you see that, have you fallen? "

Below are several 'Hao Tian Ti' versions.

One: A joke randomly posted by a netizen when he went to the toilet.

"I just squatted in the latrine, stretch out a hand casually, and you won't be able to break in."

"Insert!"

"Lock!"

"See, did you pee your pants?"

Two: A joke sent by a mother while feeding her child.

"I'm just lying here, stretching out a hand casually, you won't be able to eat it."

"Shut up!"

"Press!"

"Did you see that, are you crying?"

Three: A joke posted by a bride on her wedding night.

"I'm just lying here, stretch out a hand casually, and you won't be able to attack."

"Shut up!"

"kick!"

"Did you see it, you fell down?"

Four: (omitted).

In short, there are too many similar jokes.

Its popularity and follow-up enthusiasm are far less than the word 'duang' used by Jackie Chan when he was the spokesperson of shampoo, and even competed with the joke of 'which one has the best excavator technology'.

a time.

Haotian body became popular all over the Internet.

But as the founder of Haotian Body, Qin Haotian was miserable.

In the next few days, there was an endless stream of door-to-door challengers.

Qin Haotian ignored it at first.

But under the pressure of netizens and colleagues in the martial arts circle, he finally began to accept the challenges of several Sanda kings and Sanda enthusiasts one after another.

the strange thing is.

It's almost a spike every time.

Of course, it was Qin Haotian's instant kill.

Those Sanda kings who were defeated even felt strange why Qin Haotian was instantly killed with three punches by an ordinary martial arts enthusiast last time.And he challenged Qin Haotian, but lost in seconds?

They really can't figure it out.

These Sanda kings who have returned from disastrous defeats gathered together for discussion and research.

In the end, two surprising conclusions were drawn:
One: Qin Haotian is not in vain;

Two: The martial arts enthusiast who instantly killed Qin Haotian with three punches is not a human being, but a god.

a time.

The name Lu Ping.

It has become a household legend in Yongzhou.

……

But how could Lu Ping care about these false names?
Next, Lu Ping changed the name of Tianbao Martial Arts School to "Dragon Soul Martial Arts School", with the intention of practicing martial arts without forgetting the roots and focusing on the shaping of the soul.Of course, the reason why he took this name had something to do with his Dragon Soul Team and Dragon Soul Team.

Maybe in the future, this martial arts school can train a few outstanding dragon soul fighters.

That would not be in vain for my well-intentioned naming.

Marlboro endorsed the new name.

Nalan Tingxue, Tao Ran and others also felt that this name was more in line with the positioning of the martial arts school, and it made people feel extraordinary when they heard it.Domineering.

After hearing that the Dragon Soul Martial Arts School was named after the legendary guy who defeated Qin Haotian, many colleagues in the martial arts world and the media rushed to support and report. Many well-known Sanda kings came to apply for coaches, including Tan Yongbo, the world-class Sanda king who has won a grand prize in the world.Moreover, most of the students who had already planned to drop out also chose to stay in school.At the same time, the school has recruited a large number of martial arts seedlings across the country.

As soon as the Dragon Soul Martial Arts School opened, it already had the momentum to expand.

On the other hand, the development momentum of Aolong Property is also good.

According to Lu Ping's arrangement, Ouyang Aolan bought Lianzhong Supermarket, and then transferred the general manager Qiao Xin who declined Lu Ping's recruitment at the dinner to work at the headquarters of Aolong Property.

Qiao Xin was at a loss for several days.

But still resigned.

Because she felt that her new boss was not bad.

At present, the headquarters of Aolong Property is a whole-floor office building rented in the CBD.

Lu Ping planned to let Ouyang Aolan buy another piece of land and build the headquarters by himself, which would save a lot of rent.

Auto Trade City.

The second floor.

CEO's office.

Gong Mengran looked at Lu Ping brightly, and said, "Just now, Hou Shijie has sent over the first batch of money for the Thousand Vehicles Project. The money came in a timely manner, and it will speed up the progress of our second phase." .”

Lu Ping smiled: "So no matter what you usually do, you must listen to my advice."

"Next... I want to spare some time to help you." Gong Mengran stroked her hair thoughtfully, and looked at Lu Ping with special eyes.

Lu Ping exclaimed: "Miss, what do you want to help me? Could it be that you want to help me find a wife? Don't worry, I don't have to worry about this, Lu Ping."

"Have you forgotten what you told me earlier?" Gong Mengran asked back.

Lu Pingdao: "What did I tell you? Please make it clear, Missy!"

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