Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

"Bring me the sign!"

Seeing that the other party was still not afraid, Hei Wu took aim at the task card in Lu Ping's hand, trying to uncover the mystery of the true and false Monkey King.

"You said I'll let you see it? Can you reach it?" Lu Ping threw the task card obliquely forward.

Hei Wuchang swirled into the air, and was going to grab the task card.

But the moment he jumped up.

Lu Ping just kicked his ass.

"Ouch..." Hei Wuchang let out an unexpected moan, and his body suddenly fell into the lake.

But in fact.

Lu Ping just swayed.

The tableau card is still in his hand.

Duan Yu was dumbfounded, and exclaimed: "Why didn't I think of this trick? If I had used your trick earlier, I would have pushed him into the water and escaped... oh... ah... it hurts me to death. "

Lu Ping said: "This trick is useless if you think about it, it won't work."

Duan Yu asked back: "Why can't I use it?"

"Hurry up and get in the car, there's so much nonsense!" Lu Ping urged.

"My fart... butt hurts." Duan Yu limped after him, clutching his buttocks*.

Lu Ping took him into the army: "You are the No. 1 poker player in Yumengya International Training, why do you have a pain in your butt?"

Duan Yu corrected again: "Training institutions are not about training enough."

Lu Ping said: "That is also No.1."

Duan Yu was about to cry: "It didn't train its butt in the number one place, so that white ghost's butt was scratched for me."

The two just got in the car.

The black impermanence has already rushed up from the lake.

This nigger is so angry that he was shot into the water by someone, is he ashamed?

Seeing that the car had started, he rushed up like an arrow.

"Stop, why don't you stop!"

"Don't stand still..."

But how could Lu Ping let him catch up?

Put on the S gear, break the hundred in five seconds, and leave the chasing Heiwuchang behind.

Boom!
dong dong!

Boom boom boom!
There was a sound of sharp objects hitting the car.

Lu Ping was slightly startled. This black guy really can spit out hidden weapons, and he has already practiced to the point of proficiency.

It's a good thing he can't spit a bomb out of his mouth...

If it weren't for the situation on the side of the eldest lady, his mouth would have to be sewn up tonight.

Make him puke!
but.

Think carefully.

There are quite a few people with good mouth jobs in Yongzhou.

Some are good at ventriloquism, some are good at spitting, and now this one is even better, spitting out hidden weapons directly.

The car drove on Huanhu Road.

Lu Ping slowed down a little.

Duan Yu suddenly leaned on Lu Ping's arm, and burst into tears: "It's a good thing you came, it's a good thing you came, otherwise I, Duan Yu, would be tossed to death by these two black ghosts and white ghosts, they scared me to death, scared me to death It's..."

Lu Ping shook his arm and said, "Take your head away, you have bad breath."

Duan Yu defended palely: "I brushed my teeth."

Lu Ping said: "It stinks even if you brush it."

"Lu Ping, no matter what, you saved me tonight, don't worry, I will never target you again, and... I will never embarrass you again." Duan Yu calmed down his emotions, and vowed: "I, Duan Yu is Yu Mengya's No.1 international training institution, and Mr. Gong is so important, if you mess with me in the future, I promise you..."

Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him, interrupting his words: "Who is messing with who?"

Duan Yu repeated: "You're messing with me, aren't you?"

"Okay. I'll send you back again." Lu Ping stepped on the brakes and was about to turn around.

"Don't, don't, don't! I won't go back, I'm scared to death... You don't know how scary those two guys are. When you went, one of them left, and that one was even scarier. Ghost, ghost... "Duan Yu hugged Lu Ping's arm directly, trembling from the depths of his soul, as well as the most sincere pleading.

Lu Ping said: "It's still No.1, you are so timid."

Duan Yu recalled Lu Ping's calmness when he saw that black guy, and couldn't help asking: "Why aren't you afraid?"

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Because I am Lu Ping."

"I'm also Lu...they insist on treating me as Lu Ping, as you!" Duan Yu sighed fiercely, and said, "Why? Why is that? Do we look alike?"

Lu Ping said: "Not like."

"Huh? You... Where are you driving? Why do I feel that the direction is wrong?" Duan Yu looked outside, and felt that the further he walked, the closer he was to the lake.

Lu Ping said: "Didn't I just say that I will send you back."

"I'm messing with you! I'm messing with you! I'm messing with you!" Duan Yu finally found the crux of the matter this time, and quickly changed his position.

"Not reluctantly?"

"Not at all forced."

Lu Ping swayed his tail, and turned the car around: "To be honest, you are not qualified to mix with me."

"I, Duan Yu, is the No.1 of Yu Mengya International Training Institute..." Duan Yu was stunned as he spoke, "I'm terrified, no wonder Mr. Gong uses you as a driver, your car skills are fun. slip away."

"It's okay. Does your butt still hurt?" Lu Ping asked.

"Ouch... Ouch..." Duan Yu tilted his buttocks, thinking that you really can't open any pot and carry it.

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "It doesn't hurt if you don't ask."

Duan Yu said: "Be patient, keep going."

Looking at Duan Yu's embarrassment around him, Lu Ping really couldn't bear it. After all, this disaster was caused by himself, and he just cleverly directed the disaster to Duan Yu.

This time it really went a little too far.

"Eh, by the way, you...you...how do you know I'm here?" Duan Yu suddenly realized an illogical question.

After thinking about it for a moment, Lu Ping said: "Maybe it's fate, I was going to come here to fish at night, and I saw your big yellow teeth from a distance, I'm sure it's you, and then... Then, how to say you It’s also my colleague, if I don’t save me, who will save you?”

Duan Yu was so moved that he leaned his head back again, sobbing: "Lu Ping, you are so kind. I didn't expect... I didn't expect that you would disregard personal safety and save me from fire and water. I... I don't know what to say, All."

"Don't be hypocritical, you have bad breath." Lu Ping pushed Duan Yu's big head away, and said, "Teacher Duan, you are No.1, and you were still showing your amazing persuasive power in the store this morning. Can't convince those two bastards not to beat you?"

Duan Yu looked embarrassed: "It's not the same thing at all, they...they have no humanity at all, so they can't be persuaded."

Lu Ping directly put Duan Yu at the door of a hospital.

After all, he was injured in many places on his body, at least he had to disinfect and treat the wounds.

Duan Yu pointed to the scratches on his buttocks, and said hysterically, "I don't know if it can be counted as a work-related injury."

Lu Ping generously took out 2000 yuan from his wallet and handed it to him: "What kind of work-related injury? I personally reimbursed you."

"Lu Ping, you are too...too bright." Duan Yu was grateful.

Lu Ping didn't say anything more.

After all, I feel a little guilty.

but.

Fortunately, I came in time, and didn't let those two ghosts kill Duan Yu.

It can be regarded as a remedy for the dead.

After leaving Duan Yu behind, Lu Ping went straight to the International Eco-City.

I don't know what happened to the young lady.

I hope it's not without water and electricity.

……

by the lake.

Heiwuchang stomped his feet angrily.

He felt very embarrassing.

It was the first time for a young daughter-in-law to enter the bridal chamber to let others snatch someone away right under her nose.

Alas, it's all because I was careless just now, and let the guy driving the Mercedes-Benz take advantage of the loopholes, so...that led to the failure of success.

At this time, Bai Wuchang walked around from the east side leisurely.

Heiwuchang asked: "Old Bai, how is it?"

Bai Wuchang said: "As soon as I arrived, that guy jumped into the water."

"I heard a plop just now, and thought it was you who got him down." Hei Wuchang said with a little embarrassment.

Bai Wuchang glanced around and asked, "Where is the person? Then... what about Lu Ping?"

"Lu...I let him go." In order to preserve his dignity in front of his partner, Hei Wuchang could only lie.

Bai Wuchang said: "Why did you let him go? He hasn't confessed yet!"

Hei Wuchang prevaricated: "It seems that he really doesn't know who the mysterious person is, or he would have said it long ago. So, I just let him go. It's not easy. His wife and children are still waiting for him to go home for dinner."

Bai Wuchang exclaimed: "When did you become so merciful?"

Hei Wuchang replied: "I have read a few Buddhist scriptures recently."

"Bah!" Bai Wuchang expressed his disbelief, and then found that the other party was wet, so he asked, "Why are you all wet?"

"I...I..." Of course Hei Wuchang would not tell the embarrassing thing about being pushed into the water just now, so he continued to prevaricate: "I just had a sudden feeling that I wanted to eat fish, so I went into the water to catch some fish. "

Bai Wuchang said: "Then how many did you catch?"

Hei Wuchang said: "I caught several of them, but they all ran away..."

It turns out.

Tell a lie.

You need to use countless lies to cover up.

Especially brain cells.

……

After half an hour.

Hou Shijie villa.

Hei Wuchang cheered up and reported to Hou Shijie: "Young Master Hou, according to your confession, I have already interrogated Lu Ping just now. And I also called my old partner, Lao Bai, and we interrogated him together. .”

Hou Shijie asked with great interest: "Then what is the result of the interrogation? Come on, who is the mysterious man?"

Hei Wuchang said: "At all... there is no mysterious person at all."

"Impossible, impossible!" Hou Shijie waved his hands again and again, frowned and said, "Let me tell you, that Lu Ping is very cunning, you must have been deceived by him, he didn't tell the truth."

Hei Wuchang said affirmatively: "I didn't see how cunning he is, he's just a coward, he peed his pants in fright."

"Really?" A gleam of surprise bloomed on Hou Shijie's face: "I have long since disliked this kid, if it weren't for the fact that he is Gong Xiaoniu's driver, I would have made him disappear from this world long ago. "

Heiwuchang chuckled: "This guy is very ugly, with big yellow teeth, like eating shit."

"What did you say? Big yellow teeth?" Hou Shijie was taken aback for a moment. The Lu Ping in his impression had quite white teeth, and his appearance was not bad. .

"Yeah, yellow teeth. Big face, big butt, beer belly." Hei Wuchang described each other's features one by one.

Hou Shijie scolded in confusion: "Damn it, is this person you're talking about Lu Ping?"

Hei Wuchang swore firmly: "Yes, it must be, can I catch the wrong one? I stepped on it myself in the afternoon, and I heard someone call him Lu Ping, and there is only one Lu Ping in the entire Auto Trade City. Also, there is something wrong with him. He still has a business card, it's Lu Ping. Although you haven't given me his photo, it's impossible for me to..."

Hou Shijie interrupted him: "But why does Lu Ping have big yellow teeth?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Yes, Huang, I see it for real."

Hou Shijie smiled hysterically and wryly: "Could it be that he...he just finished eating sweet potatoes?"

"I can't, I can't." Hei Wuchang shook his head again and again: "If the sweet potato sticks to the teeth, it can't be so evenly yellow."

Hou Shijie played the image of Lu Ping in his mind, and asked again: "You just said that he still has a beer belly?"

Heiwuchang replied: "Yes, it's round and full of winter."

"A big face?"

"Big round face, like a cake."

"Long and ugly?"

"It's so ugly! Lao Bai and I can regain some confidence in front of him, think about it."

Hou Shijie carefully compared the image described by Hei Wuchang.

Then came a surprising conclusion.

Snapped!
Hou Shijie slapped the table and stood up, cursing at Heiwuchang: "Stupid*B! Stupid*B! The wrong person was arrested, it must be the wrong person! Damn, the characteristics you mentioned are not there. A place that matches the number!!!”

Hei Wuchang was startled suddenly.

If someone dared to yell at him like that, he would have gone up and ruined him long ago.

But this Hou Gongzi is Hu Erye's brother after all, Hei Wuchang can only endure it.

"Then...then..." Heiwuchang stood there blankly, and began to recall and analyze the matter in a three-dimensional way, and then said: "There are indeed some doubts in this, this guy , no matter how much you beat him, how much you frightened him, he never admitted that he was Lu Ping, and he didn't admit it when the evidence was in front of him."

Hou Shijie calmed down a bit: "What evidence?"

Hei Wuchang said: "A business card, I found a business card from him, Lu Ping's."

"Is he Lu Ping with Lu Ping's business card on him? Fuck!" Hou Shijie raised his hand and knocked a cup off the tea table, and asked, "Why do I have more than a dozen people's business cards on me? Who do you say I am? What about my brain?"

Hei Wuchang suddenly realized and said: "Young Master Hou, you... you said that... it really makes sense, just... wake me up."

"Trash! What a fucking trash!" Hou Shijie started to rage, and his relatives never recognized him. He shook his hair violently and cursed angrily: "I thought I didn't have Dahei and Erhei, but I got you. I thought I got a treasure, but...it turned out that you only brought your physical body and no brains?"

Hei Wuchang said with displeasure on his face: "Young Master Hou, don't insult people."

Hou Shijie asked back: "Are you a human? Look at you, you are neither human nor ghost. How can I, Brother Hu..."

Hei Wuchang lost his temper decisively when he heard Erye Hu was mentioned by the other party.

They come, the security.

"Master Hou, I promise to catch the truth next time, no... I won't make any mistakes again." Hei Wuchang chose to be patient.

"It's so shocking, damn it!" Hou Shijie raised his eyebrows and continued to roar: "Then arrange it as soon as possible, and I will give you a few more days. I only want to see the result. I just want to know who the mysterious person is. Who, who is!!! Did you hear that?"

Hei Wuchang nodded again and again: "This time, I will...definitely arrest and re-trial the person after he is convinced."

Hou Shijie raised his hand: "Go away!"

……

Outside the gate of Dingsheng International City.

There was a commotion.

Looking around, Lu Ping saw that there were three long queues of vehicles outside.

Why is it so blocked?

Taking a closer look, the eldest lady's car was sandwiched in the front half of the middle row, but there was no one in the car.

what's the situation?
After finding a place to stop the car.

Lu Ping strode forward.