Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

in the night.

On the shore of Amano Lake, two fishing enthusiasts are meeting for fishing.

They are well equipped, including lights, mosquito coils, fishing boxes, luminous floats, etc.

They are all office workers in their thirties. They come to enrich their leisure life after get off work. They are obsessed with fishing and often work night shifts.

A nickname 'Li Dadarer'.

A self-proclaimed 'Ghost Seeing Sorrow'.

Where did this name come from?
They are all named after night fishing for a long time.

The two of them were chatting while fishing, chattering about fishing, and bragging all over the world.

Gui Jianshou said eloquently: "Little Li, guess where I caught the fish last night? Isn't there a cemetery at the north end of Fengjia Village in the east of the city? There is a small bay in the cemetery. I fished there for a while alone. At night, there are a lot of fish, and the taste is really good. I caught more than 20 catties with Qili Kacha, and they were all big crucian carp weighing up to one catty."

Li Boldly said: "Do you still dare to go fishing there? I went there last month, oops, I was so frightened, I always felt something moving around me when I was fishing there, oh, I don't know what the sound is, it scared me again I didn't dare to go either."

The ghost said sadly: "Promise! What about Li Daoer, are you afraid of a ball?"

Li Boldly said: "Let's not brag about being awesome. I'm not afraid, but I feel terrified and lonely. Don't you know how brave I am? A dead man floated over the Shunfeng Bridge in March. No one dared to approach her, I helped the fishing team get the dead man up, and I took off her watch for my own use. Look, she is still wearing it now."

Gui Jianshou tutted his tongue and said: "Are you so bold? Cut! I am far worse than you. There was a car accident on the provincial road that night. A pedestrian was run over by a big car and his head flew out. It was more than ten meters away, and I helped to pick up the head. You didn't see it, the eyes were not closed, and you will die in peace. I am afraid that you will never dare to go on the road again in your next life."

Li Boldly: "..."

Gui Jianchou: "..."

The two were talking and spitting.

Suddenly, I felt a swishing sound behind me.

At first they thought it was a snake.

Looking back... oh my god.

Hell!

And there are two ghosts.

One black and one white, hideous and terrifying.

Li Bolder and Gui Jianchou dropped their fishing rods at the same time and ran away.

He dared not take any of the fishing tackle worth thousands of dollars back.

Under the night, Black and White Wuchang looked at the two fishing friends who ran faster than rabbits, and couldn't help but glance at each other.

"Old Bai, are we so scary? Look at scaring them."

"I look terrible, and you are ugly."

"It seems that you are handsome, and your face is as white as paper."

"You are black like a blackboard, why don't you say it? You can compare them in Africa."

"My black health!"

"I'm white... I cover up my ugliness with my whiteness."

After arguing for a few words, the two of them glanced around the lake again. After finding that there were no fishermen, they walked to the trunk.

Heiwuchang opened the trunk, and inside was a big sack that was tied up.

Bai Wuchang asked: "It's not moving, is it suffocated?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Why are you holding back, this bag is breathable. Damn it, let you pretend to be dead!" Then he grabbed the sack hard.

"Ow..."

Accompanied by a sound of pain, the sack began to roll violently.

"Get it out, it doesn't look like hard scum at first glance, and after a few sentences of interrogation, it will definitely be used." Bai Wuchang snorted coldly, feeling that it would be pointless to extract a confession from such a coward.

Hei Wuchang reached in with a hand, and pulled the sack out easily.

Untie the rope.

A big, round head was revealed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssats, and then fainted.

Hei Wuchang stepped forward and slapped his ears a few times, waking him up again.

The man still had signs of fainting, but his face hurt so badly that he managed to survive.

Bai Wuchang asked, "What's his name?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Lu Ping, an employee of Auto Trade City."

"Do you still use me to interrogate such a forceful person? You come to the interrogation. I guess he will have to answer whatever you ask. Look at the bottom, it's all wet and peed." Bai Wuchang pointed at the bottom of the sack , It was really wet there.

Hei Wuchang lashed out, then pulled the sack off his body.

'Lu Ping' had a confused face on the left side and a frightened face on the right side, and asked hesitantly: "You...what are you doing...for...for...why did you treat me like this...why..."

Hei Wuchang fanned his nose, and said with disgust on his face: "Look at your big yellow teeth, do you smoke cigarettes? I don't know why you brush your teeth, it will kill you."

Bai Wuchang also stood a little further away: "This guy really has bad breath, stay away from him."

Ok?
'Lu Ping' looked aggrieved.

You...you look like ghosts, how dare you despise me?

"Boy, let me ask you a question. Your Bai Ye and I don't want to bully a vulnerable group like you." Hei Wuchang stared at 'Lu Ping' in front of him, and said bluntly: "You just need to tell me, that mysterious person Whoever it is, it has nothing to do with you."

'Lu Ping' looked stunned: "Wh...what a mysterious person?"

Hei Wuchang slapped him again: "Is it still pretending? How dare you pretend to be like me! It is the mysterious person behind your boss, the old one. Although he is not as good as me."

'Lu Ping' said in a daze: "Boss? Our boss... Are you talking about the current boss or the former boss?"

Heiwuchang emphasized: "Nonsense! Of course it is now! From Auto Trade City, that girl!"

"Gong... Gong... Gong always?" 'Lu Ping' still couldn't figure it out, and smiled wryly with his teeth bared: "I just... just... just came to work, just came to work in the Auto Trade City , It's only... just a day or two. I don't know... what's behind her... what a mysterious person, I really don't know, really!"

Bai Wuchang scolded at the side: "Let him shut his stinky mouth first, I have stood several meters away, and I can smell the smell of dead fish and rotten shrimp. Those yellow teeth look like they ate shit .”

"You fart!" Hei Wuchang kicked 'Lu Ping' on the thigh, and he screamed in pain: "You think I don't know, you have been working in the Auto Trade City for a while, and If you still... don't talk nonsense to you, I'll ask you if you want to talk! Do you want to talk!"

'Lu Ping' was about to cry: "What do you want me to say, two ancestors?"

"What did he call us? Ancestor? Why does it sound ironic to me?" Bai Wuchang stepped forward, grabbed 'Lu Ping' by the hair, and shook it around fiercely, pulling out a bunch of hair.

Hei Wuchang echoed: "It sounds harsh to my ears, as if I haven't convinced us yet."

"I obey, I obey, I really obey." 'Lu Ping' knelt down immediately in fright, and begged: "Grandfathers, ancestors, I have no hatred or hatred with you, why do you... ...Forgive me, I really don't know the mysterious person you are talking about. If I knew, I would definitely tell you guys... Ouch... Ouch..."

Heiwuchang said angrily: "He still pretends, he still pretends!"

"Is there any pliers in the car, just snap off his two big yellow teeth, and see if he dares to speak hard!" Bai Wuchang turned around and walked to the trunk, rummaging inside.

'Lu Ping' cried in fright: "I lied to you that he is a grandson. I really don't know what kind of mysterious person it is."

Hei Wuchang slapped again with a 'bang': "You think I can't hear it, right? You're still playing a pun, who are you telling us about grandson? Fuck! It seems that you still don't know how powerful you are. !"

'Lu Ping' defended: "I didn't say you... I didn't dare to say that you are grandsons, but I want to lie to you. I am the grandson."

"Come on, open your mouth! Old Hei, hold it tight." Bai Wuchang really found out a pair of pliers, clamped it directly on the front teeth of 'Lu Ping', and pulled it casually.

Tooth fell out.

'Lu Ping' was bleeding from his mouth.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss

Bai Wuchang pulled out one of the opponent's teeth. He felt that it was not exciting enough, so he simply clamped his index finger with pliers, and warned: "Would you like to talk about it? If you don't talk about it, I will pull out all the covers of your fingers. This is comparable to pulling out teeth." It hurts a lot."

"Don't, grandpa, I can't pull it out."'Lu Ping' begged with a mournful face: "Did you make a mistake? How did I offend you? You...you want to treat me like this."

Hei Wuchang emphasized: "You didn't offend us, but you offended our Young Master Hou."

'Lu Ping' asked confusedly: "Who is Mr. Hou? I don't know him."

"Pretend! Pretend again!" Hei Wuchang stretched out his hand again, ready to slap him: "Pretend again, we can kill you, believe it or not?"

'Lu Ping' said aggrievedly: "I didn't pretend, I really didn't. I...I swear by the eighteen generations of my Duan family, I really...really don't know that Mr. Hou you mentioned, and I'm even more... ...I don't even know who the mysterious person is."

Hei Wuchang scolded: "How much is it worth to swear? It's no wonder I believe you."

"Wait." Bai Wuchang temporarily removed the pliers from 'Lu Ping''s finger, and asked him: "What did you just say? The Duan family? Your surname is Lu, why do you swear by the Duan family?" ah?"

Hei Wuchang exclaimed in surprise: "That's right, I almost didn't realize that this kid wants to play sloppy eyes on us again!"

'Lu Ping' hysterically emphasized: "My surname is Duan, my real surname is Duan. My name is Duan Yu, and I am Yu Mengya International Training Institute No.1, Duan Yu."

Hei Wuchang gave him a 'pooh' face: "Naughty, you don't have a single word of truth in your mouth, and you even made up the eight parts of Tianlong for us. You still have Duan Yu, which Yu?"

That's right.

This person is:

Fake Lu Ping.

Really Duan Yu.

"Honor of honor." Duan Yu cried.

"Return to honor... how about treating us as three-year-old children?" Hei Wuchang grabbed his big fat ear, pulled it hard a few times, and said, "If you say it's 'jade' jade, it's a coincidence. But you also said that you are Yu of Honor, and you have the same name as the little prince in Tianlong Babu, can it be such a coincidence? Why don't you say that you are Qiao Feng, you are Xu Zhu, you are so fucking stupid. You pull it out and you still don't tell the truth!"

But Bai Wuchang seemed to have seen some clues, and couldn't help asking Hei Wuchang: "Old Hei, could it be a mistake? You arrested the wrong person?"

Hei Wuchang said firmly: "How could I arrest the wrong person? I went to the Auto Trade City this afternoon, stepped on it a little bit, and heard someone call him 'Lu Ping', so I was sure it was him, and then I arrested him after he got off work. It's him. What's wrong?"

Duan Yu suddenly exclaimed: "You... the person you want to arrest is Lu... Lu Ping?"

Heiwuchang warned: "Don't play tricks on us anymore, it's useless. That's right, you are Lu Ping, I won't mistake you."

Bai Wuchang said: "Isn't it enough to see his ID card? Is it clear to Lu Ping at a glance?"

Hei Wuchang suddenly realized: "Yes, take out your ID card, I see what else you have to say!"

Duan Yu smiled wryly: "No... I didn't bring it. I didn't bring my ID card."

"Search!" Bai Wuchang threw the pliers to the side, and began to grope for Duan Yu's body, cursing while searching, "Look at your fat body, look at your fat body, this belly, this water... ...Huh? This is something hard, a card...a card...here's a card."

Hei Wuchang quickly snatched the card from Bai Wuchang's hand.

A business card, to be exact.

It says:

Name: Lu Ping.

Position: President Driver (and Sales)
……

……

"Idiot, what else do you have to say?" Hei Wuchang flashed his business card in front of Duan Yu's eyes.

Duan Yu felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean himself up, so he quickly explained: "Master, you two, if I say that this business card belongs to Lu Ping, I want to use this model to print a business card for myself. , do you believe it?"

puff……

puff……

Black and white impermanence looked at each other.

This kid's level of lying is too childish, right?