Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

The door of the coffee shop.

Lu Ping is on the phone with the eldest lady.

Gong Mengran: "Driver Lu, take a look at what time it is, are you still not coming back to work?"

Lu Ping explained: "Miss, I... I have encountered some situations here, and I may have to go back later."

Gong Mengran: "Be honest, what does the girl you're on a blind date with look like?"

Lu Ping: "It's okay, let's make do with it."

Gong Mengran: "Compared to me?"

Lu Ping: "It's absolutely...absolutely incomparable with you. Miss, your beauty has already reached the point where you can't help but cry. Are you still in the dark?"

Gong Mengran: "I just know how to flatter, hum."

Lu Ping: "Obviously you asked me, how do you ask me to answer? I can't lie to you that she is more beautiful than you, right? In my eyes, no one is prettier than you anyway. So, that kind of I can't tell a lie, Lu Ping."

Gong Mengran exclaimed: "What a sycophant, you are almost becoming a sycophant."

Lu Ping: "Absurd praise, absurd praise."

Gong Mengran: "What time will you be back? How about this, I'll give you another half an hour, if you don't come back, it will be considered as absenteeism and your wages will be deducted."

Lu Ping: "Salary deduction again? Half an hour, miss. There is a little situation here, and I need to deal with it. Let's do it, about an hour and a half."

Gong Mengran: "I have to warn you, you must keep your eyes open for your date. This is a major event that affects your life. If you meet a scumbag, it will ruin your life. Also, be more reserved, don't I haven't written my horoscope yet, I just want to hold hands with other women, and I have to do it step by step. Besides, don't engage in...deviant...behavior with the other party too early, otherwise it will be too late for you to regret it in the future, Still need to know more about…”

She talked a lot on the phone.

He said as if he was very experienced in love, but he was actually a layman.

Lu Ping: "Listening to what the eldest lady said, it seems a little jealous?"

Gong Mengran: "Don't talk nonsense, why am I jealous of you? Don't be narcissistic, don't...don't affect your work."

Lu Ping: "Miss, you have to understand one thing. I came here for a blind date at noon today, and I didn't really want to. I just... It's just that the hospitality is hard to turn down. Sister Li is so enthusiastic, so I have to come and have a look, right? Don't worry. , I, Lu Ping, can't marry myself so easily...No, I betrothed myself to someone else...It's not right, anyway, it's me...I, Lu Ping...Anyway, you are enough."

He hesitated for a long time.

The last sentence is to the point.

Um?Why is the heart beating wildly?

I don't know if the eldest miss heard the most crucial sentence...would she scold me?

Lu Ping didn't know what to do.

Gong Mengran: "Didn't you go on a blind date if you didn't want to? You're just a bad guy who pretends to be good at getting cheap. I asked Bai Kexin to have dinner tonight. Do you want to join us?"

The wind turned too fast.

Lu Ping couldn't keep up with his rhythm.

Chatting about a blind date, without any detours, turned to eating.

Lu Ping: "It depends on the situation. If there is nothing else, I will go."

Gong Mengran: "Okay, I get it, it seems that I'm not very interested. Hang up, come back to work early!"

Ok?
When did I say I'm not interested anymore?
Hmph, you obviously don't want to take someone with you, so why ask?
After ending the call.

Lu Ping returned to the scene.

Bian Huhu's expression was ugly, and he stood there rubbing the hem of his clothes.

The attitudes of Brother Kun and the others were both calm and arrogant, and there was a bit of lust in their eyes.

In fact, Lu Ping's hearing is different from that of ordinary people. When he was on the phone with the eldest lady just now, he could hear everything that happened here clearly.

Although I don't like this side guard.

But after all, she is my blind date at noon today, so should she be responsible for her personal safety?
Otherwise, how can I explain to that enthusiastic Sister Li?
"Where did we talk just now, let's continue. But we have to hurry up, because I have to go to work in the afternoon, and our boss is in a hurry, saying that he wants to deduct my salary. Both." Lu Ping sat back on the seat again, taking advantage of the situation He stuffed a cigarette into his mouth, lit it himself, and took a deep breath.

A young man with a cockscomb behind Brother Kun suddenly laughed: "Are you still thinking about going to work? Are you able to do so?"

Lu Ping asked, "You pay me if you don't go to work? You have a nondescript hairstyle, and you speak boldly."

Ji Guantou stood up and was about to beat Lu Ping.

Brother Kun raised his hand to stop: "Hold on, hold on! Harmonious society, negotiate first, and it's never too late to start if it doesn't work out. Oh, Lu Ping, Brother Lu. Let me answer you. I just talked about her..." Yes! Your girlfriend! Let’s talk about this later, I have a question that I can’t express quickly, look at you, your name is Lu Ping, this name... Is the road really so flat? I don’t know if you were flat before, But starting today, the road under your feet will really not be flat. It may be bumpy and rough. You...you can understand what I mean?"

Lu Ping smiled: "I'm not good at Chinese, Brother Kun. My name is Lu Ping, but I'm the one next to Shan Er. That's Lu Lu."

"Ah? It's this Lu?" Brother Kun bluffed and exclaimed, then clicked his tongue and said, "How could it be Dan Er? There are flaws, there are flaws!"

Lu Ping asked: "What flaw?"

Brother Kun smacked his mouth and said: "The name is not true! One ear, but you have two ears now. What about that one? It seems that I don't want it anymore. Don't worry, I will take it off for you in a while. One, then match, match."

"Ha ha……"

"Brother Kun is just humorous, he can even speak so euphemistically with one ear."

"Then he will be an ear in "Black Cat Sheriff"? Have you seen the cartoon?"

"..."

The crowd followed suit.

Lu Ping smiled calmly: "Dare you ask Brother Kun's name?"

Brother Kun blurted out: "If you don't want to change your name, if you don't want to change your surname, Lu Kun. Double-mouthed Lu, Qian Kun's Kun. Is this name okay?"

"It depends on your logic just now. You are a double-mouthed Lu, but you only have one mouth. Should I cut another hole in your body to form a double mouth. Otherwise, the name is not true. "Lu Ping used his own way to treat his body, but he also had a sublimation part: "Of course, there is another way. You don't need to make a gap, just sew your mouth from the middle, and it can also create a mouth. There are two mouths, one mouth to eat, one mouth to drink water, the division of labor is clear, and each performs its duties. Isn't this better?"

Lu Kun pointed to his mouth and laughed: "It's not enough, it's not enough, I still have a mouth to brag about! Boy, you are very good at bragging. Brother Kun likes you more and more now."

The crowd laughed again.

Lu Ping emphasized: "But I don't like you, you are too ugly."

"Which one do you think likes it? Fuck!" Lu Kun pursed his lips, then leaned forward, and said gloomily, "When I say like it, I mean I like to beat you up. What the hell are you thinking?" ?”

Lu Ping smiled: "It's not certain who beats who."

"Okay, just keep your mouth shut." Lu Kun turned to look at Bian Huhu who was standing there, and said softly, "I'll let you know, she. Your girlfriend. She was requisitioned by us today. It looks like It's not bad, if she can behave well with my brothers, maybe it will make you feel better for a while."

Bian Huhu argued eagerly again: "Brother, I'm really not his girlfriend, I'm not! You... If you don't believe me, you can ask him, I just met him for the first time."

Lu Kun emphasized: "Then I don't care! If it happens, why don't you use it? If you have resources, don't use it, it's a waste."

Lu Ping followed up: "She is indeed not my girlfriend."

"It's meaningless for you to explain these things." Lu Kun said with a smile as if he was in charge of the universe: "This matter is settled, so let's continue to discuss the second matter. Compensation. Although I like money, I'm not greedy. Let's see, you made such a big commotion in my store and beat my employees, 100 million, 100 million will settle the matter. Of course, no matter how stupid my people are, they can't be beaten in vain , I still want to slap you symbolically. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt very much. At most it’s disfigurement. If you don’t want to disfigure, you can also slap other places, buttocks, legs, arms, etc. .But if you still want to go to work within a week, I'm afraid it will be difficult."

Lu Ping asked, "It's only 100 million? Is 100 million too little?"

Lu Kun was stunned for a moment, and then leaned forward suddenly: "You mean, can it be increased? Okay, okay, the more you add, the less pain you will suffer. Tell me, what do you want? How much more?"

Lu Ping blurted out: "How about a hundred million?"

"What? One... one hundred million?" After hearing this number, Lu Kun stood up abruptly, feeling quite excited about winning a big prize: "Is it okay, you really have one hundred million? How dare you lie to me? It's over. Brother Kun, I have worked hard for so many years, and my current worth is only so much. Remember, don't joke with Brother Kun with money, Brother Kun doesn't like it. Brother Kun will ask you one more question, are you sure you recognize it? This one hundred million?"

At this time, Chen Junfeng interjected: "Brother Kun, this guy is driving a big Ben, and [-] million is no problem for him, it seems."

After hearing this.

Everyone is excited.

Everyone thinks, is it possible that today I got shit luck?Encountered such a bully?

One billion!
If Brother Kun takes 8000 million for himself, there are still 2000 million left.

If we share it among a dozen of us, each of us can get 80... Damn, are you getting rich?
Even Bian Huhu was shocked.

Ganqing really met a diamond king and old five today. He is so rich that he can casually say [-] million. Wouldn't his worth be billions or even tens of billions?
Thousands of worlds.

All beings.

Nothing less than enjoying the pleasure of masturbation.

"Brother Kun, I think you have misunderstood." Lu Ping said clearly: "I mean, you give me [-] million. Although I have no idea about money, I don't mind if you want to spend money to avoid disaster." .”

Ok?
what?
Lu Kun's face turned green, he slammed the table, and shouted, "Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you shameless?"

This is the end.

Negotiations completely collapsed.

Lu Kun waved his hand behind him, and said: "Brothers, don't be dazed, work!"

talking room.

Everyone restrained their emotions, and each of them turned into a ferocious spirit.

They each picked up their own things and stood up one after another.

Bian Nuhu was suddenly dumbfounded.

Only Lu Ping.

Quiet and a little scary.

It can be said that the peach blossoms still laugh at the spring breeze.