Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

"Everyone, it's been a long wait!"

"The first show, Snake Dance for Nine Heavens."

"Have you ever seen a boa constrictor nearly two meters long?"

"Its name is Steve. It has been with me for more than two years, and it is very human."

The viper turned its head and had a close mouth-to-mouth contact with the boa constrictor. Looking at Sima Minghao and Qin Feng who were sitting on the sofa, he took the boa constrictor off his body and showed it further.

Sima Minghao was taken aback suddenly, what's the matter?
Qin Feng also didn't understand what he meant, he came to sing, why is there a circus performance?
Lu Ping stood there with a cigarette in his mouth, watching the fire from the other side, enjoying himself.

"Take it away, take it away... I'm afraid of snakes, hurry... quickly, take the snake out!" Sima Minghao was so frightened when he saw the big snake spit at him, he quickly raised his hand at the poisonous snake, Turned his head to the side.

However, Qin Feng regained his composure in a moment of astonishment, stretched his neck and looked at the boa constrictor carefully, it turned out to be a real snake, alive.

But he was more courageous than Sima Minghao, so he was a little calm.

Fang Zhixiong was in a different mood after seeing this.

Nima, I knew it must not be that simple.

But Mingming guessed that Lu Ping was behind the scenes, but had to cooperate with him to continue the show, so he bit the bullet and applauded: "This show is good, this show is good, I didn't expect this club to be so ingenious, such a big snake, I...except in the zoo, this is the first time I have seen it."

Seeing that Fang Zhixiong was interested, Sima Minghao could only forcibly restrain his fear, and agreed with a complicated face: "Yes, yes, it is quite ingenious."

So the viper began to perform.

This guy is really a good trainer of snakes. After putting the snake on the ground, he began to whistle.

According to the whistle of the poisonous snake, the boa constrictor made various movements on the ground, such as bending and stretching, moving forward, and looking around.

The poisonous snake followed up with another wave of gestures.

The boa constrictor suddenly stood upright, forming a big question mark.

Fang Zhixiong exclaimed: "So cute, so cute! Look, this snake can understand human speech."

Sima Minghao was clearly frightened, but he agreed: "Yes, yes, this snake has a soul, it's so cute that it's dead."

Qin Feng smacked his lips and said, "It must have taken a lot of effort to train the snake to be human. Well, the animal trainer in the circus is probably nothing more than that."

After the poisonous snake commanded the boa constrictor to do a few more moves, it began to interact with the 'spectators'.

He first came to Qin Feng.

"Come on, Steve, pay attention to the elder brother in front of you!" Said the poisonous snake, while gesturing at the python.

Sure enough, the boa constrictor stood there, staring at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng was both happy and frightened, and said with a smirk: "What a snake, it's really a good snake, it really looks at me right here, if it has hands, I'm afraid it can even salute, right?"

Having said that, I was quite terrified in my heart.

The poisonous snake turned to look at Sima Minghao again, and said with a smile, "Steve, I'll give you one, Bo'er!"

Pop one?
What's the matter?

Realizing that the situation was not good, Sima Minghao quickly turned his head away.

But how could he turn his head faster than a snake?

The boa constrictor slurped towards Sima Minghao's face like a prey.

An intimate snake kiss.

And is……

Tongue kiss!

Sima Minghao's hair stood up in fright, and he wanted to get angry, but seeing Fang Zhixiong beside him was full of joy, he could only forcefully say with a smile: "Oh my god, it's cool, it's cool, it's pretty cool!" interesting."

Fang Zhixiong was worried that he would be the next victim, so he stepped forward and boldly asked the poisonous snake: "It's so cute, can I...can I touch its head? Will it bite me?"

The poisonous snake emphasized: "If I let it bite it, I will bite it, and if I don't let it bite it, I will not dare to bite it."

"Then...then I'm relieved." Fang Zhixiong touched the python's head with a trembling hand, and his whole body trembled suddenly.

Lu Ping just stood by and watched the excitement.

The poisonous snake walked up to Qin Feng again, and said: "This kind of opportunity does not come at any time, come, feel it, it is very comfortable."

Qin Feng smiled bitterly: "How... how do you feel?"

The poisonous snake said: "Hang it around your neck as a necklace, the largest snake-shaped creature necklace."

"No... no, no, I don't want to hang it up." Qin Feng was scared to death, you still want me to be a necklace?
Fang Zhixiong saw that this snake artist had been teasing Sima Minghao and Qin Feng, but he didn't seem to have any malice towards him, so it was almost certain that Lu Ping had forgiven him because of his initiative just now. .

He walked to Lu Ping with a grateful face, and said quietly: "Thank you."

Lu Ping asked, "Thank me for what?"

"It's tacit, it's tacit." Fang Zhixiong couldn't help being startled when he saw that the snake artist had really hung the huge python around Qin Feng's neck.

Sima Minghao saw that Qin Feng's face turned blue from fright, and secretly gloated in his heart.

Think this is over?

This is just warming up.

These two guys have always regarded themselves as leaders and provoked Lu Ping twice.

How could Lu Ping stop there?

Hmph, this time they can only remember it more vividly than last time.

"You two, have you heard of snake therapy?" The poisonous snake asked with interest.

Sima Minghao and Qin Feng shook their heads one after another.

"Snake therapy is very expensive, and today you have caught up with it. We let guests experience it for free." The poisonous snake pointed to Sima Minghao, and said, "You come first!"

"I...I won't come, I won't come." Sima Minghao almost cried in fright.

Fang Zhixiong continued to add fuel to the flames and said: "Director Sima, if you are asked to try it, you should try it. I have heard of snake therapy. It seems to be able to relax muscles and activate blood circulation. The price of snake therapy is not less than a few dollars. Thousands. According to this, you really made a big deal today."

Sima Minghao looked blank: "But... but... I'm afraid of snakes."

Fang Zhixiong urged: "Overcome the fear, after the first time, you will get used to it."

Seeing Mr. Fang's insistence, Sima Minghao absolutely didn't dare to spoil his interest, so he nodded with humiliation: "Okay, okay, I'll treat it, I'll treat it."

So the poisonous snake let Sima Minghao lie on the sofa, and then put the big python on him.

The boa constrictor walked back and forth on Sima Minghao's body, and following the whistle of the poisonous snake, it made various movements, wrapping around Sima Minghao's neck for a while, his waist for a while, and his crotch for a while.

Sima Minghao suddenly suffocated, and suddenly stiffened.

But more of it is fear.

'Snake therapy', who the hell invented it?
It's so terrible!

Sima Minghao felt that this was simply a point of no return.

Seeing the big snake dancing gently on his body and spitting messages at himself, Sima Minghao finally understood why Xu Xian was scared to death by the white lady.

It's me for a while.

Not me for a while.

Traveling in heaven for a while, roaming in hell for a while.

Sima Minghao felt that watching horror movies was not so exciting. In the short ten minutes, he seemed to have experienced a year. Every cell in his body was in a state of high tension all the time. The cold sweat on his face He kept venting out, pouring out a part of his heart that couldn't be poured out.

so that.

Sima Minghao finally couldn't hold back...he peed his pants.

Qin Feng saw him at the side, laughing hysterically at Sima Minghao's embarrassment.

The poisonous snake turned to him and said, "It's your turn."

"I...I...I'll come too?" Qin Feng's scalp went numb for a while, then he pointed at Lu Ping who was standing there, and said sharply: "Let him come, let him come! I'll give him this opportunity!"

The poisonous snake glanced back at Lu Ping.

Shit!That's my boss, how dare I scare him with a snake?dead?

Lu Ping said: "Director Qin, I caught up with the activities in the clubhouse today, and launched these items that you can't enjoy at all, you should cherish them. And, there are only two places."

Qin Feng hurriedly said: "I... I will give you the quota, you do it, you do it..."

"Come on, don't talk nonsense. You don't know your blessings when you are blessed. If you get a bargain, you still act like a good boy." Fang Zhixiong criticized from the side: "Let me tell you, we are here today, and we can see the special services inside. You steal it." Have fun."

Do you not know the blessings in the blessing?
Is it cheap to be good?
Qin Feng looked at Fang Zhixiong hysterically, feeling that something was wrong.

You can say sarcastic words, why don't you try it yourself?scare you to death!

But he didn't dare to offend Fang Zhixiong.

In desperation, Qin Feng, like Sima Minghao, lay on the sofa and experienced a reborn snake therapy.

He doesn't know if there is any health effect.

All he knew was that he was terrified.

After the poisonous snake performed, he left with the big boa constrictor.

Sima Minghao and Qin Feng sat there dumbly, their bodies trembling, their hearts trembling, and their brains roaring.

"You two leaders, how do you feel? Judging by your appearance, you should be very good." Lu Ping said gloatingly.

Sima Minghao slapped his swollen face to pretend to be fat: "Yes...it's quite special, it's very special."

Qin Feng followed with a wry smile: "I was so scared that I almost pulled my pants down."

Fang Zhixiong said: "I really envy you all. I wanted to do it just now, but there were not enough places. They only gave two experience places, otherwise I...I really want to try it too."

Lu Ping gave him a contemptuous look, thinking that this guy is really not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue.

Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were almost scared to death, and he was still making sarcastic remarks here.

But I like it.

This guy is really good at flattering.

The three female PRs standing neatly on one side have been watching silently.

They didn't dare to interject a word during the whole process.

why?
Although they didn't know Lu Ping, they knew the poisonous snake Nie Zhiqiang. This guy is the second in command of the clubhouse. He is usually fierce and ruthless. How dare they talk too much?

The viper just left.

Mahjong immediately walked in aggressively and expensively.

Those female PRs were even more surprised. What's going on today?

What is the identity of the people in this private room, so that they can alarm the two bosses in the clubhouse and come in one after another to give them a show?

Who is Mahjong?

That was one of the top ten King Kongs in the former Qingfengtang!
"Haha, bosses, I'm mahjong, and the show I'll perform for you is iron-headed skill." The mahjong man didn't say much. He stepped forward, picked up a beer bottle, and threw it on his head.

Bah!
The beer bottle shattered.

Both Sima Minghao and Qin Feng could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

This show is not bad, it is suitable for watching, and it is much better than the show about playing snakes just now.

"How about it, is it okay?" Mahjong reached out and patted the glass shards splashed in his hair, and said, "Actually, I didn't prepare any props, let alone beer bottles, bricks, and stones. My head will definitely be broken when I meet it." .”

Qin Feng asked with great interest: "Then...then how did you practice?"

Sima Minghao also followed suit: "Yes, yes, it must take a lot of effort to practice this, right? It belongs to... belongs to hard qigong?"

"It's easy to practice!" Mahjong Jianjie replied: "You guys try to follow the essentials I said, hold your breath, and let your breath sink into your dantian... Oh, that's right, that's it."

Sima Minghao understood the essentials like a boy worshiping Buddha.

Qin Feng can also be regarded as a practicing family, and began to try to use his thoughts to draw the airflow, looking for the feeling of storing energy and sinking fields.

"Okay, let me see how you feel." Mahjong suddenly picked up two beer bottles, and smashed them on the heads of Sima Minghao and Qin Feng respectively.

blah blah!

Fang Zhixiong was startled.

Damn, fortunately, fortunately, I have expected such an event for a long time.

"Ouch……"

"Ouch……"

Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were caught off guard by this blow to the head, and almost passed out.

The two beer bottles in Mahjong's hands shattered one after another.

Blood seeped out from the hair of the two one after another, forming several red lines.

Both Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were taken aback.

What's the matter?