Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

"Don't hang up the phone, I'll be fine right away." Lu Ping told the phone, and looked at the invading enemy head-on, until the fruit knife in his hand was about to approach his body, before making a sudden move .

Slap your wrists.

Take the knife.

The two are perfectly connected and completed in one go.

Lu Ping took advantage of the situation and drew another arc in the air.

"Ah yo..."

Caught off guard, brother B4 touched his nose...was the tip of his nose cut off?
Everyone was also surprised.

This is brother B4, the bloody brother B4.

But the person in front of him took advantage of the phone call to cut off his nose?

In fact, Lu Ping was showing mercy this time.

Just cutting off the tip of his nose does not affect the function of the whole nose.

And this way, Brother B4's nostrils are turned upside down, making it easier for him to pick and eat boogers in the future.

So, it's a good thing.

This knife stopped everyone.

Even Brother B4, who has always claimed to be invincible, instantly realized the strength of his opponent. After being shocked, he even felt a sense of gratitude in his heart.

why?
Because he also realized that the other party was showing mercy.

Brother B4 took out a toilet paper and covered his nose, blood gradually overflowed.

His followers look at me and I look at you, but no one dares to take the initiative to trade in.

"Mi Can'er, are you still listening? Oh, it's okay. I guess I'll be home in about 10 minutes. The noodles can be served now... What? Scallions? Of course you have to put scallions. The noodles without scallions are not authentic. ...Okay, okay, hang up." After a few more instructions to Mi Can'er, Lu Ping hung up the phone.

Brother B4 looked at Lu Ping again, and there were bursts of panic in his eyes.

The others also had the same conditioned reflex, and took two steps back one after another.

"Satisfied now?" Lu Ping pointed the fruit knife in front of Brother B4, and said, "Did I remind you just now, don't interfere with my phone calls, and don't delay my going home to sleep. But you don't listen, really If you want to keep me, don’t bother me. But you should be thankful that I didn’t completely destroy your grain depot.”

Brother B4 clutched the wound tightly, his voice distorted: "Grain storage? What kind of food storage?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "Your nose, what else can you do?"

Brother B4 let out an 'oh', and didn't dare to fight back.

If he hasn't realized the terrifying strength of the opponent after these several rounds of contests, then he is not the legendary booger brother who dominated the crowd back then.

"I'm going home, you won't stop me anymore, will you?" Lu Ping asked.

Brother B4 shook his head vigorously: "Don't stop, don't stop, give way, brother, although I'm here today, but...I...I'm convinced."

Lu Ping asked, "Why did the attitude change so quickly?"

"I can see that you... you let me go." Brother B4 said with emotion, "Otherwise I would have died long ago."

Lu Ping smiled and said, "I know I'll let you go. Don't try to be brave. What kind of loyalty is bullshit. In the future, you have to learn to distinguish right from wrong, and the enemy from us. Understand?"

Brother B4 nodded fiercely: "The main thing is to recognize the gap. Brother, I admit my mistake to you. You adults don't count the faults of villains. I will definitely take a detour when I see you in the future, and I will never dare to trouble you again."

"Oh, if you know what's wrong, there's no way to improve it." Lu Ping stepped forward and patted Brother B4 on the shoulder, and suddenly asked with great interest: "Before I leave, there is something I don't quite understand, please let me know."

Brother B4 said with a flattered expression, "Say what you say."

Lu Pingdao: "Your habit of eating boogers...how did you develop it? Is it delicious?"

"This... this..." Brother B4 laughed at himself, and looked back at the followers behind him, who were also looking at him expectantly.

This shows that the questions raised by Lu Ping also troubled them.

"This thing, it looks indecent, but it's okay to eat it." Brother B4 paused a little embarrassedly, and then said: "It's because I developed a habit when I was young, and then I couldn't change it, and I became dependent on it." .This thing, it tastes a bit sour, but it feels quite fun... You may find it incomprehensible, but there are actually many people like me who like... like to eat this. But we don't call it nose Shit, it's too ugly, we call it... 鼻饹馇. Isn't this name more pleasing to the ear?"

Many people couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

It's really amazing in the world.

"鼻饹馇? Is this... the scientific name?" Lu Ping felt that this time the fight was not in vain, and he gained knowledge again.

Brother B4 shook his head: "This thing seems to have no scientific name, it's just a common name. We also have a group, there are more than 50 people at present, they also like to eat nose 饹馇 like me, and they are very fond of this taste. Solo."

Lu Ping exclaimed: "There is still a group? There is such a group? Then what do you discuss every day in the group?"

Brother B4 said: "Just... just chatting casually, about how to get this habit, experience, feeling, taste, these sharing and so on. There are also all kinds of popular science, rumors and so on."

"Oh, that's interesting. That's fine. You can continue to educate everyone. I'll go home first." Lu Ping felt that if he listened to it, his outlook on life and values ​​would be affected. How could he even think about going home to eat noodles?So no matter how curious he was, he simply held back and chose to walk as the best policy.

Brother B4 greeted with a smile: "Brother Xing, let's go, we will come to play often in the future."

The atmosphere did change a little fast, and a little weird.

The winner is king and the loser is Kou.

The king is low-key.dictates.

Commercial building parking lot.

In a Cadillac.

Jiang Guihe, the owner of TJ Club, was sitting in the car, shaking all the time.

After he was frightened, he wanted to drive away, but after starting the car, his legs and feet kept shaking, and he couldn't even shift the gear.

To be precise, the scene on the roof of his house is still fresh in my memory.

Originally, when he saw someone on the roof, he went over to intimidate him.

Who would have thought that not only did he fail to be deterred, but he was terrified of being suspended at an altitude of 300 meters by the other party.

These are nothing.

The key point is that Jiang Guihe watched Lu Ping jump from the top of the [-]-story building.

His first reaction was that the other party must not survive, so he called the police.As a result, the police came to collect evidence, and even said that he was... a false police report, and gave him a warning.

How weird is this thing?
If he jumped to his death, why is there no body?
It would be even more incredible if he jumped off the building and survived.

Therefore, Jiang Guihe thought over and over again, and felt that this person was either a ghost, or someone more terrifying than a ghost.

After a moment of shock, Jiang Guihe bravely dialed the landline at the front desk of the club tremblingly.

"Mr. Jiang, you... where have you been?"

"Xiao Rong, let me ask you, is that... that... ghost gone?"

"Ghost? What the hell, Mr. Jiang, have you finished drinking today? There is no ghost."

"It's that... the one who made trouble at the club... what's his name... has he left?"

"Oh, I see. You're talking about him. He's gone, just gone."

"That's good, that's good, I'll go up."

Jiang Guihe sneakily returned to the commercial building, tiptoed to the elevator, pressed the elevator, and only dared to go in safely after seeing that there was no one in the elevator.

It seems that he has been sitting on a few floors in this area for a year.

Touching his throbbing chest, he felt an oppressive feeling that it was difficult to breathe.

After entering the club.

Jiang Guihe was taken aback immediately.

I saw brother B4 standing in the middle like a star, surrounded by people.

What happened to his nose?It was red, and he kept pinching his nose with one hand.

Brother B4 is eloquently eloquently eloquently popularizing knowledge about boogers to everyone: "Nose boogers, which are what we usually call boogers, are formed because the secretions in the nostrils condense. That kind of secretions are actually It is not as dirty as we imagined, it is to protect our nostrils, filter dust and particles... To be honest, I used to have this habit, I have always had low self-esteem. But later I figured it out, why should I have low self-esteem? Just ask, who among us didn't pick our noses when we were young? It is estimated that [-]% of us did."

"Of course, what I want to tell you is that each of us is actually eating our own nose. Because most of the liquid in the nasal cavity enters the pharynx through the mouth, you can experience for yourself whether what I said is true Reason? But you don’t have to worry, a famous doctor in Austria once wrote a paper, which said that picking your nose more and eating boogers every day is good for your health, and that the nose has the effect of improving human immunity. Canadian SARS An associate professor of biochemistry at Katchwan University also made a similar statement that eating your own boogers can actually help improve your autoimmunity..."

"..."

Brother B4 spoke with great interest.

Everyone listened with gusto.

Jiang Guihe seriously doubted, is this guy a ghost?

He himself has developed a bad habit of picking his nose and eating boogers since he was a child. After getting to know him for a long time, we get used to it, and it's not surprising.

But he is lucky, he is mobilizing others in the club to eat like him today?
Let's meow together, meow meow meow meow meow?

Let's learn to eat booger together, Chichichichichichichichi?
funny……

Coincidentally.

After arriving at the parking lot, Lu Ping was about to get in the car when he suddenly saw a five or six-year-old boy standing beside his car, who was digging his nostrils with his little finger intently and devotedly.

It is very emotional.

Lu Ping couldn't help walking over, squatting down, and said earnestly: "Little friend, picking your nose with your hands is a very bad habit. You have to learn to be a good child who pays attention to hygiene, okay?"

The boy said innocently: "But it's really comfortable to pick your nostrils. Our kindergarten partners like to pick your nostrils. If you don't pick them, the inside will be blocked..."

Lu Ping smiled bitterly and said: "You have to tell your classmates that it is wrong to do this. Uncle told you that just now uncle met a person who liked to pick his nose when he was a child. I'm used to it, now his nose has fallen off and turned into this, just like Zhu Bajie turning his nostrils, you tell uncle, isn't that ugly..."

"Ah? Is it true, uncle?" The boy became a little scared when he heard it, and said timidly: "You mean, if you like to pick your nose, your nose will become ugly, right?"

Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, yes, do you want to be ugly in the future?"

The boy shook his head vigorously: "Of course I don't want to be ugly anymore. I want to be beautiful and the most beautiful boy in our kindergarten. Then I will never pick my nose again. I don't want to be ugly..."

"That's right." Lu Ping smiled and helped the boy's small shoulders, and stood up.

"Mom! I won't pick my nostrils anymore. My uncle said that picking my nose will turn me into a pig, and turn my nostrils into an ugly monster." The boy suddenly said behind Lu Ping.

Lu Ping turned his head and saw that she was a young woman in fashionable clothes, and she was quite pretty.

Apparently she was the boy's mother.

The young woman came up and said gratefully: "I never thought that this eternal problem that has plagued our husband and wife can be solved in just a few words. Thank you, sir."

Lu Ping smiled: "It's a little effort, but I also feel it."

The young woman sighed: "Oh, you don't know, my wife and I tried various methods to teach him not to pick his nose all the time, but the baby didn't listen to us at all. His father even beat him because of this matter." He has done it several times."

Lu Ping emphasized: "When educating children, you must be patient and pay attention to methods."

"You are so right." The young woman asked with interest: "Sir, you have so much experience in educating children, your baby must not have such bad habits as ours, right? May I take the liberty to ask, how old is your baby?" gone?"

Ok?
It hit my soft spot so relentlessly.

Lu Ping scratched his scalp and said in embarrassment: "I...I'm still single now."

"Ah? Single?" The young woman said with a look of shock: "You have such good conditions, how could you be single? It must be because your eye sockets are high, and ordinary girls don't like them? In this way, there are many beautiful girls in our unit. What’s more, someday I’ll help you lead the red line and introduce you to a few.”

"Let's talk, let's talk." Lu Ping reached out and took out a business card, handed it to her, and said with a smile: "Sister, it's free to introduce someone. I will definitely welcome the introducer to buy a car in the past. If you change a car, buy a car, just Go to Auto Trade City to find Lu Ping."

The young woman took the business card carefully, and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, don't worry, I will definitely find you when I buy a car."

Watching the mother and son get into a Volvo, Lu Ping felt a sense of pride that the merits and deeds had been completed.

How did he feel that helping a child get rid of his bad nose-picking habit would be more rewarding than teaching that nasty gym trainer just now?

Drive back.

This day is really no ordinary day.

As soon as you enter the house, a warm smell of chopped green onion hits your face.

Mi Can'er just finished a bowl of delicious noodles, tied up an apron, twisted her buttocks, and put it on the coffee table.

"Brother, come and eat, and wash your hands first."

Mi Can'er held the noodles with chopsticks and blew hot air on them.

The service is really attentive.

"Oh, that's right, you have to wash your hands before meals. I really forgot if you didn't remind me." Lu Ping laughed at himself. He had just taught children to be hygienic, so why did he almost fail to do it?
Eat noodles and watch TV.

Mi Can'er went to the kitchen to boil water.

On the life channel, a striking scrolling news item below the program caught Lu Ping's attention.

"The hot spring town project recruits 1000 spokesperson for 1 million remuneration, gender: female, age 18-28, requirements..."

What is Hou Shijie going to do again?
This young master always does things as he pleases.

the next morning.

As soon as Lu Ping arrived at the Auto Trade City, he heard a heavyweight explosive news.