Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

This is actually a very weird thing.

Mahjong cut Lu Ping with a knife.

Lu Ping responded with the beer bottle in his hand, glass hitting steel.

The machete broke in two.

But the beer bottle was intact!
Irregular, illogical, and illogical.

In such a situation, who among Mahjong's subordinates would dare to have any indiscriminate thoughts about the outcome?

"Come here and help your boss clean his face. I have something to ask him!" Lu Ping glanced at the crowd who had been frightened into zombies.

But for a long time no one dared to move.

"No one cares, right?" Lu Ping frowned.

In his eyes, it was like thousands of ghostly lights scattered away, which made people tremble with fear.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Finally a warrior in a blue shirt crept up to him.

Lu Ping asked, "What's your name?"

The visitor responded, "My name is Starfish."

Lu Ping smiled: "It seems that your boss didn't love you for nothing."

"I... I'm going to find water." Hai Xing glanced at the Mahjong brother on the sofa with a complicated expression, what else was there in his heart besides fear?

Lu Ping asked back: "Looking for a fart? Beer is not water? It can also disinfect wounds!"

Starfish obediently echoed: "Yes, yes, with beer, I use beer."

Mahjong, who was slumped on the sofa, had a livid face, but no one could see his expression clearly.There was too much blood flow, his whole body was limp and useless, and he didn't dare to have the illusion of fighting again.

He is a smart person, he needs to slow down and see the ins and outs before making a decision.

Respond to all changes with the same.

Although his eyeballs were swallowed by the blood flow and he couldn't see what was going on, his heart was like a mirror. The reflections of his subordinates, as well as the faint smell of urine in his nostrils, all conveyed to him A terrible signal: how powerful and terrifying the person in front of him is!
"Your sea stars have already done their work, do you have the nerve to stand there idle?" Lu Ping glared at the people who were still standing there.

Someone stepped forward with trembling legs, and asked tremblingly, "We...how can we help...how can we help?"

"Think for yourself, find work for yourself!" Lu Ping decided to develop their imagination.

Think for yourself?
Everyone was puzzled.

But most of the people were still meditating with horror on their faces.

Seeing this scene, Hai Xing, who had already opened a bottle of beer and was about to face mahjong, felt an inexplicable sense of balance in his heart. He felt that the hero with superb skills in front of him was treating everyone equally. He, presumably the result would be that it would be easier for him to grab the job first.

But besides helping the boss wash his hair, what else can be done in this private room?
For a while, everyone was in a state of being scratching their hearts like mosquitoes.

At this time, the private room door was pushed open.

A drunk man leaned into half of his body with drunken eyes, and glanced into the box: "Huh? You... what are you doing with so many people?"

He seemed to be drunk and couldn't straighten his tongue.

Lu Ping turned to him and asked, "Brother, did you go to the wrong room?"

"Beauty, baby, it's time to go, right?" The drunk saw someone washing the hair of another person sitting on the sofa, and suddenly realized: "I...I've been singing... singing hug chick, come out to pee One bubble, one pee, I can’t get it back... This... why did you come to the barber shop? Is this a barber shop here?"

Um?Such a powerful observation!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, brother, we are washing our hair."

"I... I'll take care of it too... Can I get a number?" The drunk man said as he was about to step inside.

"Don't, don't!" Lu Ping quickly reached out to block it: "Brother, your hairstyle is quite neat, don't worry about it."

The drunk man touched his head: "Neat, right? I have to be neat, I have to be neat. Let me tell you, I just had my hair cut yesterday, and the one who gave me a haircut was a woman. She looks like that. It's exciting, exciting, hehe ,Ha ha ha ha……"

Lu Ping urged, dumbfounded: "Hurry up and go back to your room, brother, washing your hair is nothing to look at, your friend must have been waiting for you for a long time, all!"

"Oh yes, yes yes, I'm here to sing, I spent money, I want to cuddle girls, I want to sing two... Where's my song? Where's my girl? Brother, let me tell you, the girl I'm looking for is useless. Hehehahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, buttocks are always up. Did you see, where are they, where are they? Did they run to your place..." The drunk continued to look inside, stretching out his finger and pointing at everyone: " One or two, five or six, seven or eight...why are they all men? Don’t you guys order a few girls? How monotonous, right? How monotonous... Didn’t you bring any money? Brother’s treat, put it on brother’s account... ..."

Lu Ping pouted, what kind of drink is this buddy?

This one is too big.

"Brother, why don't you go out and look for it again? Our place is open!" Lu Ping came over and discussed with the drunk with a smile.

"Oh, sorry to bother you! Brother... goodbye!" The drunk man arched his wrists unsteadily, hiccupping his wine and said, "Go to my place for a drink later, don't care about the wine, don't care about the girl... what the hell What room number is it?"

Bah!
As soon as the drunk man turned around, he fell to the ground.

"Waiter, come here, waiter!" Lu Ping yelled: "There is a customer who drank too much, come and say hello!"

Soon, a male waiter hurried over and helped the drunk man up.

Lu Ping returned to the private room.

"It's so embarrassing." Lu Ping glanced at Brother Mahjong who had been washed out, and locked the door behind him.

Mahjong gradually saw everything clearly, thinking, the embarrassing thing is me, okay?
Especially when he saw the machete that was broken in two on the ground, he realized something instantly.

At this time, the starfish opened another bottle of beer and poured it on Mahjong's head.

"Oh, it hurts so much?" Mahjong groaned, stretched out his hand to touch it again, and there seemed to be a huge gap on the top of his head... How is this possible?

Lu Ping asked with a smile: "Do you still think your head is stiff?"

"You...you..." Mahjong stretched out his hand to wipe the beer water flowing down the river, and cursed at Haixing: "What the hell are you doing, I can see now, get out of here!"

"I'm asking you something!" Lu Ping picked up another bottle of beer and lit it in front of Mahjong.

Mahjong finally knew how to be afraid this time, and quickly stretched out his hand: "Don't...don't smash it, don't smash it..."

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "You said you won't smash it if you don't smash it? Didn't you practice the Iron Head Kungfu, just now?"

Mahjong lowered his head and picked up the half machete on the ground.

"What do you want to do?"

"I don't want to do...what to do, I just...want to ask."

Lu Ping urged: "What do you want to consult, just ask, I have something to consult in a while."

Mahjong looked at the half knife, and said with an incredulous expression, "Did you break this knife with a beer bottle?"

Lu Ping nodded: "Yeah, what's the matter? Is this steel guy as tough as you?"

"Of course... yes." Mahjong glanced at the beer bottle in Lu Ping's hand again, full of fear: "The knife is broken, but the beer bottle is not broken. What's going on?"

Lu Pingdao: "I can break whoever I want, it's all up to personal wishes, understand?"

Mahjong shook his head: "I still don't understand."

"Understand it yourself if you don't understand!" Lu Ping got impatient and said, "Now it's my turn to ask you!"

Mahjong pretended to admit it: "Okay, you can ask."

"You just sit and listen?" Lu Ping asked back.

Mahjong hesitated for a moment, then slowly stood up.

He felt that he had lost too much blood, his whole body was limp and weak, and his feet were still trembling slightly.

Lu Ping took advantage of the situation and sat down, emphasizing: "You are here to deal with me, and it is not in compliance to stand and listen. This will make me feel that you do not respect me enough!"

Mahjong gritted his teeth and retorted: "Don't go too far!"

"Well said! Just now I said that I want them to see your boss's hot brain..." Lu Ping stood up, picked up the beer bottle and was going to cover it again.

Mahjong was terrified immediately: "No, no, I'll kneel... just kneel and listen?"

Lu Ping stopped: "Sounds reluctant?"

Mahjong broke out in cold sweat and mixed with the beer liquid on his face: "Willing, absolutely willing!"

Lu Ping put the beer back and sat down again.

Mahjong found a suitable position and knelt down facing Lu Ping.

The group of subordinates behind him also knelt down one after another.

Just like:

One emperor and one courtier.

The little demon should have worshiped the great god.

Lu Ping stuffed a cigarette into his mouth and raised his legs.

No matter what the situation is, he is the unique master.

It's nothing more than playing with this kind of presumptuous boy.

"What's your name?" Lu Ping asked.

Mahjong replied: "Nicknamed Mahjong, real name Ma Shanggui."

"Kneel right away? It's not worthy of the name!" Lu Ping gave him a look of contempt: "You just kneeled because I frightened you just now!"

Mahjong said helplessly: "The name given by my bastard parents is indeed a failure, so now few people know my name. They only know my name is Mahjong."

"Unworthy son! Then I will teach you a lesson for your parents!" Lu Ping grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it over.

Hit Mahjong's forehead precisely.

A big bag.

Mahjong immediately touched his forehead with aggrieved face.

"Parents are there for respect. They worked so hard to raise you, feed you and clothe you, yet you speak ill of them here? You bastard who doesn't recognize your relatives, I really want to kill you now!" Lu Ping was a little annoyed, I can't wait to kill his poor parents righteously.

Mahjong hurriedly begged: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive...I...I'm wrong, Boss...you continue to ask."

Lu Ping calmed down and said, "What identity? What position?"

Mahjong said truthfully: "I live and eat with the third master Fu of Qingfengtang, job... job, this really doesn't have a specific job, I will do whatever the third master Fu tells me to do. That's it."

Lu Ping asked again: "Who sent you here?"

Mahjong faltered and said: "Yes... yes... the woman the third master just found... she... she let... let me come."

Lu Ping said: "Lan Bingbing?"

Mahjong was taken aback for a moment: "You... how do you know?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I know far more than you think. To make a long story short, you are from Qingfengtang. If you make a mistake, your master will have to come forward to solve it. Let your third master pay you what?" Get someone, oh yes, don't forget to let him bring enough money, and it won't be so easy to make things worse if he provokes me."

"Ah? Don't, don't, boss!" Mahjong was scared out of his wits: "I...we came out to do private work behind the third master's back, and the third master didn't know about it at all. If he knew that I came out behind his back to cause trouble No, I'm afraid...you're going to break our hamstrings...have pity on us, don't let the third master know, please!"

All his subordinates were also terrified.

They all kowtowed on the ground.

Some people cried in fright.

"Please, don't tell the third master."

"Tell the third master, we are dead, grandpa, ancestor!"

"..."

This scene looks rather pitiful.

"You guys are so afraid of your third master, how dare you come out and cause trouble behind his back?" Lu Ping shook his head self-consciously, and asked, "Is this really scary?"

Mahjong hurriedly said: "There is a reason, there is a reason, alas, I am also temporarily... oh, I can just tell you, as long as you can spare my life, I... I don't care about shame."

And a windfall?

Lu Ping glared at him: "Then tell me, I'll see the situation."