Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Bah!
Before the turkey fist hits.

I saw the elder sister holding a high-heeled shoe and slammed it from the side.

The sharp heel hit the turkey right on the forehead.

After the fellow said "Ouch", he looked back angrily from embarrassment.

A large lump quickly bulged on his forehead.

The eldest sister stood in front of Lu Ping with a dignified face, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, brother, sister will protect you, I don't believe he dared to hit me as a woman!"

Lu Ping praised: "Sister, you are really a good person."

At this time, a figure pushed aside the crowd and came towards this side.

Turning his head to look, it turned out that Zheng Sanhu had picked up a square brick from nowhere, and moved it up covetously.

After Turkey saw this, he pointed at Zheng Sanhu aggressively: "You...you put down the brick for me!"

"Dare to bully my brother, I'll shoot you to death with a brick!" Zheng Sanhu is like a tiger downhill, and he can give full marks in terms of momentum.

Lu Ping quickly pulled Zheng Sanhu's arm: "Sanhu, don't be brave, you just got out of the hospital and it's inconvenient to do anything."

"Then I can't just watch you being bullied, can I? I will cover you as promised, and I will never change my mind." Zheng Sanhu, with a sense of righteousness for his friends, pulled away the turkey's headshot at any time frame.

Lu Ping smiled wryly, and said, "I can handle it, besides, there is this big sister covering me!"

The eldest sister waved her high-heeled shoes with a bold face, saying that she had her own magic weapon, so there was no pressure.

"Damn it! He looks very rough, so he is a sick child!" Turkey already had the upper hand in terms of momentum, but when he heard that the other party had just been discharged from the hospital, he felt that the victory was in his hands.

After all, what he was facing was a group of helpless women, and a soft guy who still needed to be protected by women.And this seemingly sturdy guy has a sick number, which is even more negligible.

"Rough! That word is pronounced guang, guangguang! Some people always mispronounce it." This is the Nth time that Lu Ping has heard someone pronounce "rough" as "rough condition", so he couldn't help but correct him.

It's not that I, Lu Ping, love to show off because I am knowledgeable and knowledgeable.

In fact, it is to allow more people to correctly grasp and use Chinese language and characters.

Zheng Sanhu gave Lu Ping a blaming look, and complained softly: "Brother, how can you vent my old self? I had the confidence to stun him with a brick, but now I am prepared."

Lu Ping smiled at him: "Isn't there still me?"

Zheng Sanhu pursed his lips and stared at Turkey: "This guy has practiced at first sight, and your two brushes may not be able to beat him."

Lu Ping was stunned for a while, but he didn't explain.

After all, Zheng Sanhu had never seen his two brushes before.

It's also hard for him, until now he still doesn't know what kind of existence this brother he wants to cover with all his heart is.

"Turkey, you idiot, come and save me!"

Over there, a cry for help sounded.

Lu Ping turned his head and saw that it was Lan Bingbing sitting in the car, who had been forcibly pulled halfway out by the sisters.

Now half of her body is in the car and half is outside.

The foot wearing the high-heeled shoes on the outside was deformed sharply due to too much force, the blood vessels burst and thickened, the leather shoes were severely twisted, and the heel was sticking out of the shoes.

At this time, another girl took the opportunity to pull off Lan Bingbing's mask, the laces were broken on her ears, and then her sunglasses and hat were also pulled off.

"Lan Bingbing, look everyone, it's Lan Bingbing, the vixen!"

"Sure enough... it really is this stinky bitch who has been paid a thousand dollars, and she is also a big star, deceiving the public, deceiving the common people, a shameless bitch... Bah!"

"Didn't you say, Lan Bingbing, that you donated 200 million to the disaster area? Where did the money go? You saved it to buy clothes and bags, right? You also PS the photo saying that you went to visit the disaster area. It's really disgusting. Even you in the disaster area You also want to use it to make a personal show, to gain attention, and you still have to show some shame!"

"Scratch her face, scratch her face, scratch this bitch to death!"

"Pull, keep pulling, pull her out and show her face, let everyone see the face of this bitch!"

"..."

The crowd is buzzing!

Lan Bingbing almost used all her might, one hand resting on the front seat of the car, the other hand tugging with everyone, her face deformed drastically, and her calf swelled up with a big muscle bag due to the force .

This woman usually looks weak, but she is actually quite strong.

After seeing this, Turkey rushed over to make a rescue, but was blocked by several women and started pushing and shoving.

"Turkey, you are out of stock, a few women stopped you... won't you beat them?" Lan Bingbing saw that Turkey was surrounded, and slammed him fiercely.

After Turkey heard this, he really swung his arms and wanted to hit the woman who blocked the most fiercely.

But as soon as he raised his arm, he was grabbed by someone.

It was Lu Ping.

"Let go, you fucking let me go!" Turkey struggled a few times and couldn't break free, so he warned cursingly.

Lu Ping pointed to the south: "Come here for a chat?"

The turkey scolded: "Why don't you be careless, get out..." Then he raised his foot and kicked over.

As soon as Lu Ping exerted force with his hand, the attack from the turkey's legs died halfway.

Just grab your wrist, why does it hurt so much?
This is a mystery that turkeys can't understand.

"Sanhu, you stay here, I'll take this guy to have a chat. Don't be idle, hurry up and take some photos of the big stars, what a great opportunity." Lu Ping turned his head and told Zheng Sanhu.

Zheng Sanhu asked back: "Brother, can you handle this guy alone?"

While he was talking, he saw Lu Ping walking out of the crowd holding one of the turkey's arms. Immediately afterwards, the turkey suddenly lay down on the ground, making a series of friction sounds between its body and the ground.

Lu Ping pulled the turkey's wrist, like a hunter pulling his prey, calmly, and his posture was quite relaxed.

Zheng Sanhu was dumbfounded, what's going on?
Is this fierce and strong guy just so weak?
Did Brother Lu take care of him alone?

With the efforts of all the beauties, Lan Bingbing was quickly and completely pulled out of the car.

Panting, Lan Bingbing curled up on the ground, completely limp and powerless.

flash.

scolding.

All of a sudden.

Not for a while.

Lan Bingbing's face and body were already covered with banana peels, orange peels, egg yolks, stinky socks, stinky tofu, saliva, phlegm, spittle, shoes, old godmothers, old godfathers, leek leaves, Coca-Cola, leftovers from drinking The next yogurt...

It is full of five flavors and a variety of dishes.

And there are more and more crowds watching, everyone reprimands, criticizes, and laughs at each other sentence by sentence.

Presumably, women who cheated in the old society did not enjoy such treatment.

After all, he is a big star, and his popularity is here.

"Please, let me go."

"Good job, good job."

"I have no grudge against you, why do you treat me like this?"

"..."

Lan Bingbing sat there paralyzed, begging for mercy from the heart.

One of her shoes fell off somehow, and her feet were covered with dirt.

There was also a child of two or three years old who ran over playfully and scratched the soles of her feet...

"Hey hey hey hey... hey... hey hey..."

Lan Bingbing shrank her feet and smiled like a ghost.

She was ticklish all the time.

"Bah!" The eldest sister who was wearing a pair of red high heels just now pointed at Lan Bingbing and scolded: "I look down on shameless stars like you the most. Didn't you become a foreign nationality? What are you doing in China? Doing charity? It's fake, it's PS and it's a fraudulent donation, what about your face?"

"Hey hey hey hey... hey hey... hey hey hey..."

Lan Bingbing didn't want to laugh, but the child was still scratching, so she had to laugh.

"Who's little bastard, get the hell out of here, fuck you..." Hehehehehe...Someone raises a little bastard that no one teaches!Hehehehehe..." Lan Bingbing kicked the child.

But the child did not kick.

The child's parents came over.

A few big mouths were properly hit.

The child's mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she directly grabbed Lan Bingbing's hair and interrogated her soul: "My son is only two years and eight months old, and you can scold him so badly? You stinky woman... ..."

Lan Bingbing cried aggrievedly.

And weeping...

A hundred meters away, there is an artificial creek, next to which is a dense bamboo forest.

Lu Ping brought the turkey here.

The turkey was dragged so far on the ground that the clothes were frayed and there was blood on the legs and arms.

Lu Ping asked, "What's your name?"

"Why tell you?" Turkey was ready to fight with Lu Ping after he was able to recuperate. He regretted that he didn't bring a machete and iron rod with him when he went out today.

Lu Ping kicked it with one kick.

Turkey clutched its stomach and got up, still with a domineering expression on its face.

After the second kick, Turkey still refused to accept it, but when he touched the corner of his mouth, he felt that this time he was in serious trouble, his internal organs were rolling and he vomited blood.

"Don't tell me yet?" Lu Ping raised his knee and made a third kick.

The turkey quickly replied: "Turkey!"

"You still want to smoke?" Lu Ping made it up again.

After the turkey beat a few bones on the ground, he stood up staggeringly, and explained with an aggrieved face: "I said I am a turkey, who asked for a lighter for you?"

"Is that so?" Lu Ping raised his hand, and slapped it again.

The turkey was beaten in all manners of meat and vegetables, eyes full of gold stars, and after recovering some sanity, he covered his face and asked, "Why are you still beating?"

"Lighter! You don't need to type your name, blame me?" Lu Ping took out his lighter with a smile, and took the opportunity to light a cigarette.

The turkey was liver-colored.

"It's all your fault. If you didn't give me such a name, I wouldn't even remember smoking. You not only made me waste money, but also murdered my body!" Turkey.

The turkey was scared of being beaten, so he said, "I'm not called turkey anymore, is that okay? I...my name is You Shi! Turkey is a nickname given by others, not my real name..."

Is it safe this time?Fortunately, I made up a random name!
In fact, my real name is Hawkey. After being called Hawkey for a long time, I was called Turkey.

Lu Ping slapped him again.

Ok?
After the turkey finished circling on the spot, he touched the swollen pig's head cheek and asked, "What's the name this time, brother, why are you still beating?"

Lu Ping asked: "Isn't your name You Shi?"

Turkey nodded with aggrieved face: "Yes, yes, how can this name be called?"