Super son-in-law of a beautiful president
Chapter 161 Have You Tasted The Forbidden Fruit?
Liu Xuefu went to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife and a rolling pin respectively.
After going out, he handed the rolling pin to Sun Qi, while he kept a kitchen knife and hid it behind his back.
His alcoholism is basically down by half now.
But the flame in his body hasn't gone down yet, it's still very strong.
Anyway, things have developed to this point, and it's not too late to bring down another person.What's more, this person is also an enemy who robbed love.
Sun Qi held a rolling pin in his hand and was about to enter the bedroom when a sudden attack came from behind Lu Ping, knocking him unconscious with a stick.
In this way, he will have nothing to do with tonight's eclectic trip.
It shouldn't have anything to do with him.
But at this time Lu Ping came out from inside.
Sun Qiliang brought out the rolling pin, quickly hid it behind, and glanced inside with a smile: "That small body is really cute, brother, why don't you go take a bath first, this matter should have a sense of ceremony."
How could Lu Ping fail to see the tricks of these two people.
They all had one hand behind their backs, clearly prepared.
Lu Ping turned around and closed the door, smiled and waved: "Come, come, let's discuss something with you two."
"What's the matter?" Sun Qi followed suspiciously.
Liu Xuefu turned around and faced Lu Ping, ready to strike at any moment.
Lu Ping walked into the kitchen without knowing what he was looking for.
Liu and Sun began to deliberately create an atmosphere of dialogue to attract Lu Ping's attention, and then took the opportunity to kill each other.
"Qi Ge, do you have a plan?"
"Use a fart cover, do you like the feeling of being restrained?"
"What if I get her pregnant?"
"Just get pregnant, who the hell knows whose it is?"
"Then...don't wear it?"
"..."
At this time, Lu Ping came out from the kitchen. On his hands, he wore a pair of rubber gloves for washing dishes, which were very elastic.Yellow, very conspicuous.
Sun Qi quietly winked at Liu Xuefu, implying to play by ear.
"Wow, you're wearing a pair of gloves... Haha, brother, you really know how to play, I understand, I understand!" Sun Qi couldn't help but praised.
Liu Xuefu asked: "What do you know, Brother Qi?"
"He thought...the picture is too dirty to describe." Sun Qi clicked his mouth.
Liu Xuefu exclaimed in surprise: "I seem to understand it too, Lu... Lu Ping, you can handle things well, and... you're awesome, you're awesome!" He also felt that the scene really couldn't be described.
Lu Ping put on the gloves further, and smiled: "Actually, I prepared this for you."
"Give it to us?" Liu Xuefu asked back: "We don't need it. Just now, Brother Qi and I were discussing whether to wear gloves or not. We won't wear them anymore. Why do you wear gloves to show that you are clean?"
Lu Ping nodded: "That's right, I'm really afraid of getting my hands dirty. It's disgusting."
"Is he taking a bath every day, what's so disgusting? I'm willing to say anything!" Liu Xuefu imagined Gu Pan's crystal clear appearance in his heart, and his body's reaction became stronger and stronger.
Sun Qi was also thinking the same way, feeling that this guy is so hypocritical, why does he even wear gloves when he picks up girls?
Lu Ping explained: "I didn't say Gu Pan, I was talking about the two of you."
Liu Xuefu frowned: "What do you mean?"
Sun Qi looked at Lu Ping in horror, pointed behind him and shouted: "Behind you...behind you...what is that, it's so scary!"
Liu Xuefu took a look, what's the matter?
But he immediately felt that Sun Qi had bumped him with his arm, and he understood immediately.
It's still Chige who is resourceful!
……
in the bedroom.
Gu Pan lay there quietly, feeling a little restless.
After Lu Ping hugged her in just now, he leaned on her ear and said something: "Lie down and don't make a sound, wait until I call you!"
After hearing this, Gu Pan was both pleasantly surprised and worried. She saw that Lu Ping didn't really want to be with those two beasts. His heart was still kind and pure!
But he was alone, but the other party was two people, how could he drive them away?
Gu Pan took the mobile phone to test it a few times, and wanted to call the police, but he was worried that Liu Xuefu and the others would hear and see him, and then he would jump over the wall in a hurry, and at the same time, it would hurt Lu Ping even more.
How to do?
In desperation, Gu Pan got off the bed barefoot, tiptoed to the bedside table, and took out a pair of scissors from it.
Anyway, no matter what, she would swear to the death that she would not be humiliated.
It's the same thing on TV.
The phone rings... Ouch!
Gu Pan was startled, and hurriedly lay back on the bed, opened it and saw that it was my aunt calling.
Carefully put the mobile phone to the ear, the aunt's loud laughter came from over there: "Pan'er, are you asleep? I want to tell you a great news. Xuefu's father asked the matchmaker to send a message again today, saying It’s your eleventh engagement. Isn’t it customary that the bride price is 22? People think it’s too little to take out. Guess how much they added? [-]! The matchmaker said that this is an auspicious number. There is something particular... Hey, Paner, are you listening? Are you overjoyed? How about it, the boyfriend my aunt introduced to you is rich, right? Talented, beautiful and rich, this kind of good husband is holding a lantern Where can I find it? Oh, by the way, let me tell you something in a whisper, my aunt hopes that he can also be good at that aspect, so that would be more perfect, right? Tell my aunt, have you and Xuefu tasted the forbidden fruit? He... ...How is he doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
Gu Pan bit his lips tightly, wanting to cry but no tears.
Auntie, auntie, what do you want me to say about you?
At this time, she suddenly heard a burst of crying and howling outside, and she was taken aback for a moment.
It was Lu Ping who was...?
Broken, broken!
Not able to think too much, she got off the bed barefoot and trotted out.
Fortunately, Lu Ping is fine, he is rolling out his gloves.
What was he doing with gloves on?strangeness!
But what happened to Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi?
They were covering their crotches with uncomfortable faces, and stumbled to sit on the ground.
Lu Ping turned his head and threw the pair of plastic gloves back into the kitchen, and said with a smile to Gu Pan, "Tell your aunt, he no longer has that function! And this one too." Then, he pointed at Liu Xuefu, Then there is Sun Qi.
what does it mean?Gu Pan made up his mind and understood instantly.
There was a hint of surprise on her face, but then she was very surprised. The aunt called her in the bedroom, and he could hear it?
How is this possible?
Liu Xuefu held his hands there, rolling on the ground in pain.
Sun Qi was a little better, sitting there paralyzed, his legs trembling, and beads of sweat dripping down his face.
In addition to the pain, they also realized a truth: this person is too ruthless!
The scene just now was shocking!
It will be unforgettable in the future!
Sun Qi deliberately gave Lu Ping a false look, intending to sneak up on him from behind and knock him over with a rolling pin.After all, he is not familiar with him, so how can he have the right to enjoy the tenderness of a beautiful girl with him?
But they weren't fooled at all.
Instead, with a gloomy face, he rushed forward with a stride.
The speed was so fast that they had no time to react.
Immediately afterwards, their respective sacred parts were held in his hands respectively, and he squeezed them hard!
That refreshing sour...
Only then did they understand the real reason why the other party was wearing gloves.
At this time, Lu Ping bent down, picked up the kitchen knife and rolling pin that fell on the ground, and handed them to Gu Pan, saying, "Come on, put them away, these are cooking tools, don't throw them around."
Gu Pan was at a loss: "I didn't throw them around, they... Aren't they always in the kitchen? Why..."
Lu Ping glanced at the two of them: "They seem to be hungry and want to cook. By the way, are there any eggs at home?"
Gu Pan asked back: "Why, are you hungry too?"
Lu Pingdao: "Just ask if you have any?"
"Yes, of course." Gu Pan said affirmatively: "Who doesn't have eggs at home, this is a regular food."
Lu Ping said: "Take out a few, your ex-boyfriend, and his friend, they need it."
Gu Pan stared at the two people with a look of disgust: "They want to treat me...they want to treat me like that, and I still have to take care of myself? Lu Ping, why are you so sympathetic... By the way, why are they like this? Is it? You...you hit it?"
Lu Ping chuckled: "Monkeys are stealing peaches, you understand."
"Huh... so cruel?" Although Gu Pan is a girl, she can still imagine the sourness in it, and after she clicked her tongue, the girl immediately changed into a smiling face: "Lu Ping, you are so amazing, you really relieve hatred! But will they really... In the future... Will there be..."
Lu Ping took her into the army: "Why, do you still expect them to harm others in the future?"
"No, no!" Gu Pan quickly explained: "They are beasts who deserve to be eunuchs, deserve..."
"Okay, don't add insult to injury, go and get the eggs!"
"Okay, let's go get it, how many?"
"The more the better."
Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, who were paralyzed on the ground, looked at each other.
They couldn't understand Lu Ping's thoughts.
Could it be that he is really kind-hearted and wants to take care of the food?
Nima!This guy crushed all our treasures, what's the use of being courteous again?
Never spare him!
He must be paid in blood!
The point is that the root has been injured now, and the whole body is limp and weak. I'm afraid I need to slow down first.
Under such circumstances, perhaps it is best to invite foreign aid to come over and kill him!
Gu Pan came out of the kitchen holding a few raw eggs, and looked at Lu Ping expectantly.
She wants to take a look, what does he want eggs for?
Do you want to eat it raw?Or brew it with boiling water?
Gu Pan knows that there is a way to eat raw eggs, which is to beat raw eggs in a bowl, and then pour hot boiling water on them, the eggs will be scalded like heavenly maids scattered flowers, then put some sugar in the bowl, pour a few drops Sesame oil, that is simply a delicacy with high nutritional value.
Well, it seems that driver Lu is very good at keeping healthy.
Lu Ping took an egg from Gu Pan, walked forward, squatted in front of Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, and said with sympathy: "Maybe it came too suddenly just now, and you haven't had time to understand it carefully. I will help you feel it again." Take a look, look here!"
As he spoke, he grabbed one of the eggs.
Bend your fingers and grab it!
Broken egg.
After going out, he handed the rolling pin to Sun Qi, while he kept a kitchen knife and hid it behind his back.
His alcoholism is basically down by half now.
But the flame in his body hasn't gone down yet, it's still very strong.
Anyway, things have developed to this point, and it's not too late to bring down another person.What's more, this person is also an enemy who robbed love.
Sun Qi held a rolling pin in his hand and was about to enter the bedroom when a sudden attack came from behind Lu Ping, knocking him unconscious with a stick.
In this way, he will have nothing to do with tonight's eclectic trip.
It shouldn't have anything to do with him.
But at this time Lu Ping came out from inside.
Sun Qiliang brought out the rolling pin, quickly hid it behind, and glanced inside with a smile: "That small body is really cute, brother, why don't you go take a bath first, this matter should have a sense of ceremony."
How could Lu Ping fail to see the tricks of these two people.
They all had one hand behind their backs, clearly prepared.
Lu Ping turned around and closed the door, smiled and waved: "Come, come, let's discuss something with you two."
"What's the matter?" Sun Qi followed suspiciously.
Liu Xuefu turned around and faced Lu Ping, ready to strike at any moment.
Lu Ping walked into the kitchen without knowing what he was looking for.
Liu and Sun began to deliberately create an atmosphere of dialogue to attract Lu Ping's attention, and then took the opportunity to kill each other.
"Qi Ge, do you have a plan?"
"Use a fart cover, do you like the feeling of being restrained?"
"What if I get her pregnant?"
"Just get pregnant, who the hell knows whose it is?"
"Then...don't wear it?"
"..."
At this time, Lu Ping came out from the kitchen. On his hands, he wore a pair of rubber gloves for washing dishes, which were very elastic.Yellow, very conspicuous.
Sun Qi quietly winked at Liu Xuefu, implying to play by ear.
"Wow, you're wearing a pair of gloves... Haha, brother, you really know how to play, I understand, I understand!" Sun Qi couldn't help but praised.
Liu Xuefu asked: "What do you know, Brother Qi?"
"He thought...the picture is too dirty to describe." Sun Qi clicked his mouth.
Liu Xuefu exclaimed in surprise: "I seem to understand it too, Lu... Lu Ping, you can handle things well, and... you're awesome, you're awesome!" He also felt that the scene really couldn't be described.
Lu Ping put on the gloves further, and smiled: "Actually, I prepared this for you."
"Give it to us?" Liu Xuefu asked back: "We don't need it. Just now, Brother Qi and I were discussing whether to wear gloves or not. We won't wear them anymore. Why do you wear gloves to show that you are clean?"
Lu Ping nodded: "That's right, I'm really afraid of getting my hands dirty. It's disgusting."
"Is he taking a bath every day, what's so disgusting? I'm willing to say anything!" Liu Xuefu imagined Gu Pan's crystal clear appearance in his heart, and his body's reaction became stronger and stronger.
Sun Qi was also thinking the same way, feeling that this guy is so hypocritical, why does he even wear gloves when he picks up girls?
Lu Ping explained: "I didn't say Gu Pan, I was talking about the two of you."
Liu Xuefu frowned: "What do you mean?"
Sun Qi looked at Lu Ping in horror, pointed behind him and shouted: "Behind you...behind you...what is that, it's so scary!"
Liu Xuefu took a look, what's the matter?
But he immediately felt that Sun Qi had bumped him with his arm, and he understood immediately.
It's still Chige who is resourceful!
……
in the bedroom.
Gu Pan lay there quietly, feeling a little restless.
After Lu Ping hugged her in just now, he leaned on her ear and said something: "Lie down and don't make a sound, wait until I call you!"
After hearing this, Gu Pan was both pleasantly surprised and worried. She saw that Lu Ping didn't really want to be with those two beasts. His heart was still kind and pure!
But he was alone, but the other party was two people, how could he drive them away?
Gu Pan took the mobile phone to test it a few times, and wanted to call the police, but he was worried that Liu Xuefu and the others would hear and see him, and then he would jump over the wall in a hurry, and at the same time, it would hurt Lu Ping even more.
How to do?
In desperation, Gu Pan got off the bed barefoot, tiptoed to the bedside table, and took out a pair of scissors from it.
Anyway, no matter what, she would swear to the death that she would not be humiliated.
It's the same thing on TV.
The phone rings... Ouch!
Gu Pan was startled, and hurriedly lay back on the bed, opened it and saw that it was my aunt calling.
Carefully put the mobile phone to the ear, the aunt's loud laughter came from over there: "Pan'er, are you asleep? I want to tell you a great news. Xuefu's father asked the matchmaker to send a message again today, saying It’s your eleventh engagement. Isn’t it customary that the bride price is 22? People think it’s too little to take out. Guess how much they added? [-]! The matchmaker said that this is an auspicious number. There is something particular... Hey, Paner, are you listening? Are you overjoyed? How about it, the boyfriend my aunt introduced to you is rich, right? Talented, beautiful and rich, this kind of good husband is holding a lantern Where can I find it? Oh, by the way, let me tell you something in a whisper, my aunt hopes that he can also be good at that aspect, so that would be more perfect, right? Tell my aunt, have you and Xuefu tasted the forbidden fruit? He... ...How is he doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
Gu Pan bit his lips tightly, wanting to cry but no tears.
Auntie, auntie, what do you want me to say about you?
At this time, she suddenly heard a burst of crying and howling outside, and she was taken aback for a moment.
It was Lu Ping who was...?
Broken, broken!
Not able to think too much, she got off the bed barefoot and trotted out.
Fortunately, Lu Ping is fine, he is rolling out his gloves.
What was he doing with gloves on?strangeness!
But what happened to Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi?
They were covering their crotches with uncomfortable faces, and stumbled to sit on the ground.
Lu Ping turned his head and threw the pair of plastic gloves back into the kitchen, and said with a smile to Gu Pan, "Tell your aunt, he no longer has that function! And this one too." Then, he pointed at Liu Xuefu, Then there is Sun Qi.
what does it mean?Gu Pan made up his mind and understood instantly.
There was a hint of surprise on her face, but then she was very surprised. The aunt called her in the bedroom, and he could hear it?
How is this possible?
Liu Xuefu held his hands there, rolling on the ground in pain.
Sun Qi was a little better, sitting there paralyzed, his legs trembling, and beads of sweat dripping down his face.
In addition to the pain, they also realized a truth: this person is too ruthless!
The scene just now was shocking!
It will be unforgettable in the future!
Sun Qi deliberately gave Lu Ping a false look, intending to sneak up on him from behind and knock him over with a rolling pin.After all, he is not familiar with him, so how can he have the right to enjoy the tenderness of a beautiful girl with him?
But they weren't fooled at all.
Instead, with a gloomy face, he rushed forward with a stride.
The speed was so fast that they had no time to react.
Immediately afterwards, their respective sacred parts were held in his hands respectively, and he squeezed them hard!
That refreshing sour...
Only then did they understand the real reason why the other party was wearing gloves.
At this time, Lu Ping bent down, picked up the kitchen knife and rolling pin that fell on the ground, and handed them to Gu Pan, saying, "Come on, put them away, these are cooking tools, don't throw them around."
Gu Pan was at a loss: "I didn't throw them around, they... Aren't they always in the kitchen? Why..."
Lu Ping glanced at the two of them: "They seem to be hungry and want to cook. By the way, are there any eggs at home?"
Gu Pan asked back: "Why, are you hungry too?"
Lu Pingdao: "Just ask if you have any?"
"Yes, of course." Gu Pan said affirmatively: "Who doesn't have eggs at home, this is a regular food."
Lu Ping said: "Take out a few, your ex-boyfriend, and his friend, they need it."
Gu Pan stared at the two people with a look of disgust: "They want to treat me...they want to treat me like that, and I still have to take care of myself? Lu Ping, why are you so sympathetic... By the way, why are they like this? Is it? You...you hit it?"
Lu Ping chuckled: "Monkeys are stealing peaches, you understand."
"Huh... so cruel?" Although Gu Pan is a girl, she can still imagine the sourness in it, and after she clicked her tongue, the girl immediately changed into a smiling face: "Lu Ping, you are so amazing, you really relieve hatred! But will they really... In the future... Will there be..."
Lu Ping took her into the army: "Why, do you still expect them to harm others in the future?"
"No, no!" Gu Pan quickly explained: "They are beasts who deserve to be eunuchs, deserve..."
"Okay, don't add insult to injury, go and get the eggs!"
"Okay, let's go get it, how many?"
"The more the better."
Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, who were paralyzed on the ground, looked at each other.
They couldn't understand Lu Ping's thoughts.
Could it be that he is really kind-hearted and wants to take care of the food?
Nima!This guy crushed all our treasures, what's the use of being courteous again?
Never spare him!
He must be paid in blood!
The point is that the root has been injured now, and the whole body is limp and weak. I'm afraid I need to slow down first.
Under such circumstances, perhaps it is best to invite foreign aid to come over and kill him!
Gu Pan came out of the kitchen holding a few raw eggs, and looked at Lu Ping expectantly.
She wants to take a look, what does he want eggs for?
Do you want to eat it raw?Or brew it with boiling water?
Gu Pan knows that there is a way to eat raw eggs, which is to beat raw eggs in a bowl, and then pour hot boiling water on them, the eggs will be scalded like heavenly maids scattered flowers, then put some sugar in the bowl, pour a few drops Sesame oil, that is simply a delicacy with high nutritional value.
Well, it seems that driver Lu is very good at keeping healthy.
Lu Ping took an egg from Gu Pan, walked forward, squatted in front of Liu Xuefu and Sun Qi, and said with sympathy: "Maybe it came too suddenly just now, and you haven't had time to understand it carefully. I will help you feel it again." Take a look, look here!"
As he spoke, he grabbed one of the eggs.
Bend your fingers and grab it!
Broken egg.
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