The flower protector of the beautiful president

Not as good as animals?

Isn't Ye Fan scolding himself?
If it's possible, Zhang Xiaoman can't wait to tear the mouth of this bastard Ye Fan to pieces!

"Ye Fan..." Zhang Xiaoman gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Why?" Ye Fan asked belatedly.

"What did you mean by that sentence just now?" Zhang Xiaoman asked in a deep voice.

"That sentence just now?" Ye Fan lazily sucked on a cigarette again, and asked a little strangely, "Which sentence?"

"You still want to pretend to be crazy, don't you?" Zhang Xiaoman's voice was already full of anger at the moment, he asked.

"What do you mean by pretending to be crazy? I said so many things just now, I really don't know what you said." Ye Fan said seriously.

"I really don't know?" Zhang Xiaoman asked Ye Fan with a flirtatious look.

"My aunt, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't know. I'm not the roundworm in your stomach. How could I know what you're talking about when you ask me casually, right?" Ye Fan quibbled.

Ye Fan knows what Zhang Xiaoman is thinking now.

Ye Fan is not stupid, under such circumstances, how could he admit what he said before?

"Now?" Zhang Xiaoman is also a simple and clear person. Seeing that Ye Fan had no intention of admitting it at all, and didn't bother to talk nonsense with Ye Fan, he stretched out a hand and pinched the flesh on Ye Fan's belly. , and then apply more force!

"Ouch!" Ye Fan, who was pretending to be nonchalant just now, couldn't help but let out a scream under Zhang Xiaoman's pinch, and said, "Zhang Xiaoman, are you crazy?"

"You know now, right?" Zhang Xiaoman asked.

"I really don't... it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

Ye Fan still wanted to quibble, but Zhang Xiaoman pinched his fingers again, but it hurt so much that Ye Fan had to beg for mercy again and again, and said.

"I get it, I get it, my aunt, can you let go soon? I feel like you're going to pinch the flesh off my belly."

"It's better to pinch it off, so that you won't go out to flirt and flirt with others in the future." Zhang Xiaoman said very bluntly.

"..." Flirting with women, hooking up with others?Ye Fan is now innocent.

Since when did I go out to flirt and flirt?
I am not Zhang Xiaoman's man!
What's more, if he doesn't mess around with women, Zhang Xiaoman won't even have the possibility to lie with him, not to mention, isn't he doing that to alleviate the needs of women in need?

To a certain extent, it has directly eased the social conflicts, no matter how you say it, it can be regarded as an indispensable contribution. Zhang Xiaoman's request now is a bit too selfish, right?

Does she care about other people's lives if she eats and drinks enough by herself?

"Silence?" Seeing Ye Fan's completely speechless expression, Zhang Xiaoman asked, "Silence is the default?"

"No matter what you say, as long as I can do it, I will agree, but the premise is that you let go of your hand first. I really feel that the flesh on my body will be pinched off by you." Ye Fan said bitterly .

"Then tell me, now you know which sentence I asked?" Zhang Xiaoman said.

"I know, I must know." Ye Fan said.

"Know?" Zhang Xiaoman said displeasedly, "Since you know, don't you know what you should do now?"

"I was wrong, can't it be okay? I apologize to you now, and I promise that from now on, I will never..." While Ye Fan was speaking, his eyes were watching Zhang Xiaoman's every move closely.

At a certain moment, taking advantage of Zhang Xiaoman's inattention, Ye Fan slapped Zhang Xiaoman's hand away from pinching him, turned over and instantly pressed Zhang Xiaoman under him...

"Ye, Ye Fan..." Zhang Xiaoman, who was still in the upper hand just now, was instantly at a disadvantage. Seeing Ye Fan pressing on her at the moment, his eyes full of amusement, Zhang Xiaoman panicked for no reason. Said, "You, what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do again?" Ye Fan said quite proudly, "Aren't you quite arrogant just now, and now you actually ask me what I want to do?"

"I was wrong, can't I?" Zhang Xiaoman is also a woman who knows how to advance and retreat. Seeing that she is now in a weak position, but she no longer dares to be brave, she said.

"No." Ye Fan said. >
"Fanfan." Zhang Xiaoman called pitifully.

"Not to mention that you are called Fanfan now, even if you are called Ancestor, it is useless." Ye Fan said. >
"Brother." Zhang Xiaoman spoke again.

"Okay, stop struggling in vain." Ye Fan said stubbornly.

"Father." Zhang Xiaoman called again.

"……"crazy!Ye Fan is completely crazy now.

He really didn't expect that Zhang Xiaoman, a woman, would actually call "Daddy" in front of her now.

Your uncle, Zhang Xiaoman is a bit too outspoken, isn't she?

"Father..." Seeing Ye Fan standing there dumbfounded, Zhang Xiaoman couldn't help but wink her watery eyes at Ye Fan, and said pitifully, "My daughter knows she's wrong, just forgive her once. "

"Zhang Xiaoman, you lunatic." Ye Fan got up quickly, dressed neatly, and fled quickly.

Let me just ask, in this world, how many normal men and women are there who can bear Zhang Xiaoman, a woman who has ruined the country and the people, by being called so?
dad?

Thanks to Zhang Xiaoman, he can figure it out too.

"Ye Fan, I didn't expect that you are quite interesting."

Looking at Ye Fan's fleeing back, Zhang Xiaoman sat up calmly and said playfully.

"However, don't think that if you escape now, the matter is over. Can you hide for a while, can you hide for a lifetime? But you took the initiative to hook up with me, Zhang Xiaoman, and besides, you have to come to my house to change the switch tonight. "

"Huh!" Ye Fan didn't know what Zhang Xiaoman said in the office, leaving Zhang Xiaoman's office and stepping into the elevator, Ye Fan breathed a sigh of relief.

This woman Zhang Xiaoman is simply a goblin.

If he hadn't been too exhausted last night, and he had worked too hard in Zhang Xiaoman's office just now, and was already exhausted, Ye Fan really had to clean up Zhang Xiaoman just now.

"Ye Fan, why does Mr. Chen want you?" Yuan Li asked Ye Fan as soon as he returned to his office.

However, almost at the same time, Yuan Li noticed that Ye Fan smelled something wrong, so she couldn't help bringing her nose closer and sniffing.

"No big deal." Ye Fan said casually, but at this moment, Ye Fan noticed Yuan Li's actions and asked in surprise, "Yuan Li, what are you doing?"

"Have you heard of "Perfume is Poisonous"?" Yuan Li did not answer Ye Fan's question directly, but asked curiously.

""Perfume is Poisonous"?" Ye Fan asked with a puzzled face, "What do you mean?"

"There is a lyric in "Perfume is Poisonous": You smell of her perfume, it's my nose's fault..." Yuan Li said.

"..." Ye Fan's body froze, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.