Female President's Ultimate Guard
Chapter 1 Gynecology, I am a professional
Shen Dong hurriedly ran out of the airport with a cowhide bag in his hand, and came under a big tree. Seeing no one around, he opened his pants and urinated profusely.
It's just because the toilets at this airport are weird, and there is a fee for urinating.
It's still two yuan, enough to buy a pack of Weilong spicy strips for Xiaohua in the next village.
"Happy, and save two dollars."
Shen Dong shuddered, and was about to pull up his pants when suddenly a shrill scream came from behind him.
He turned his head to look, and found that the puddle of urine actually merged into a small stream and flowed to the middle of the road.
A girl seemed to have stepped on the piss, her face turned pale with fright, and she backed away again and again.
Shen Dong looked at it intently, and he called it the best in his heart.
The girl has an exquisite face, phoenix eyes, willow-leaf eyebrows, black hair in a bun, wearing an OL hip skirt, skin like snow, tall and well-proportioned figure, black stockings wrapping two slender and straight legs, and the shirt on the chest is ready to come out, as if it may explode at any time Open, quite capable and noble.
It can be described as overwhelming the country, ruining the country and the people.
"What are you staring at? Have you ever seen someone defecate anywhere?"
Of course, Shen Dong didn't lose his temper at the girl, but saw the young man standing behind the girl with a bad look on his face, so he immediately yelled.
"Are you a bumpkin, unreasonable?"
The young man stepped forward and cursed aggressively.
The girl stopped him with an anxious face: "Okay, Zhao Zhipeng, don't get entangled with this kind of hooligan, let's go in quickly to pick him up."
"You bumpkin, you're lucky, don't let me meet you in the future."
Seeing the girl running to the airport in a hurry, Zhao Zhipeng didn't bother with Shen Dong anymore.
Shen Dong replied: "Who are you scolding for a bumpkin? I don't want to change my name or surname, so does Shen Dong."
When she heard the word "Shen Dong", the girl suddenly stopped in a hurry, pulled her ears and hair, and asked out of breath, "Your name is Shen Dong?"
Shen Dong looked at the other party's chest trembling due to panting, wiped the nosebleed that was about to come out, nodded and said: "Yes, my name is Shen Dong, beauty, would you like to go back to Pijiagou with me to be Mrs. Yazhai?" ? Guaranteed that you eat well, drink spicy food, and wear gold and silver."
"Give you a face, Tema's."
Zhao Zhipeng clenched his fists and was ready to charge towards Shen Dong.
But the girl stopped him again, and hurriedly asked, "Pijiagou, Jiangcheng? Who is your master?"
"Old Xue!"
Shen Dong frowned suspiciously: "Could you be my master's little mistress raised outside?"
"Miraculous Doctor Xue? Are you Shen Dong, the disciple of Miraculous Doctor Xue?"
The girl was overjoyed, and quickly came to Shen Dong: "Hello, my name is Lin Wanqiu, my second uncle asked you to come and treat my sister, let's go."
"Wait!"
Zhao Zhipeng suddenly shouted, pulled Lin Wanqiu and muttered: "Wanqiu, what kind of charlatan is your second uncle looking for? Look at his clothes, rough rubber shoes, and slovenliness. He is obviously a bumpkin. If he can cure diseases, Pigs can climb trees."
Because Lin Wanqiu's younger sister was in critical condition in the hospital, she cared about it, and now that she noticed Shen Dong's attire, she also showed suspicion.
Seeing this, Zhao Zhipeng persuaded again: "Wanqiu, I happen to know some experts and professors. Let's go back and brainstorm, and we will definitely be able to save my sister."
He became a specialist physician at the First Hospital of Qingyang City at a young age, so his words are somewhat authoritative.
"Do you city people like to judge people by their appearance?"
Shen Dong couldn't help complaining.
In fact, he was quite wronged. He had just harvested five acres of wheat for his master, and before he had time to catch his breath, his master stuffed him with a plane ticket and sent him to the airport.
Before boarding the plane, his master told him thousands of times that the reward offered by the other party was really too much, and there was no way to refuse him, as long as it was hard for him to make a trip, and he was told to cure the patient before he could go back.
In order to prevent him from running away, the master froze all his bank cards.
"Are you really a doctor?"
Lin Wanqiu's soft voice sounded, she was still willing to trust her second uncle.
Shen Dong immediately lowered his body and opened the cowhide pocket, which was filled with various Chinese herbal medicines.
He asked: "Doesn't this prove that I am a Chinese medicine doctor?"
"Where did you pull these weeds? Is this considered medicine? What a big joke."
Zhao Zhipeng sneered, pulled Lin Wanqiu and prepared to leave.
Cao, it seems that if you don't show the cannon, you still don't believe that Lao Tzu is a shooter?
Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Beauty, if I see it well, your aunt was delayed by a week last month, so it's almost ten days late this month, right?"
"And you often feel sore waist and knees, dizziness and head swelling, accompanied by mouth pain and fatigue, insomnia and dreamy sweating."
Lin Wanqiu suddenly took back the steps she had just taken.
Only she knows about such intimate matters, and she also knows that what Shen Dong said is accurate.
"Cao, what are you talking about here? Talk nonsense again, and I'll break your tongue."
Zhao Zhipeng was annoyed.
In his opinion, Shen Dong is obviously molesting Lin Wanqiu.
However, a blush appeared on Lin Wanqiu's pretty face, and she whispered: "What he said is right."
Then she asked again: "How do you know?"
Shen Dong grinned, showing two rows of small white teeth: "I am known as the master of gynecology in our village. Every woman and girl in the village has been treated by me. Practice makes perfect."
Lin Wanqiu's hair was full of black lines, although the man in front of him was not very sharp, but he seemed to have some skills.
Suddenly, Shen Dong stretched out his hand to touch Lin Wanqiu's lower abdomen.
Lin Wanqiu was startled, subconsciously took a step back, and screamed, "What are you doing?"
Seeing this, Zhao Zhipeng's teeth were itching with hatred, and he looked around for bricks, ready to open Shen Dong's head.
Shen Dong said with a smile: "It's okay, just take a moment, trust me, I'm a professional in gynecology."
"you"
Lin Wanqiu's pretty face almost turned red into a monkey's ass.
She had never let any man be so frivolous.
But after thinking about it, this is the only way to prove whether the other party has the strength to save his sister, so he put his mind to one side and said: "You try it!"
Just as Zhao Zhipeng was about to exit to stop him, Shen Dong's hand was already on Lin Wanqiu's lower abdomen.
In an instant, Lin Wanqiu felt an electric current spread from the lower abdomen to the whole body, and the tiredness and drowsiness of the body were instantly swept away.
What followed was a slight cramping pain in the abdomen, which was obviously a sign that the big aunt was coming.
"This lower abdomen is smooth and soft, without a trace of fat. The comfort is nine points, one point higher than Widow Liu's."
While Shen Dong was meditating in his heart, he immediately said: "Go to the toilet quickly, you will be there in 2 minutes."
Lin Wanqiu's pretty face was so rosy that she was about to bleed, she clutched her stomach and ran to the airport toilet with some difficulty.
"Hey, wait a minute!"
Shen Dong seemed to have thought of something, and immediately bent down to take off his shoes, pulled out the insoles, and greeted Lin Wanqiu: "The aunt's towels at the airport cost money, use mine, it absorbs water and prevents side leakage, and is very comfortable."
Lin Wanqiu's face had already turned into black charcoal.
Shen Dong actually used his aunt's towel as an insole?
Is this something a man can do?
It's just because the toilets at this airport are weird, and there is a fee for urinating.
It's still two yuan, enough to buy a pack of Weilong spicy strips for Xiaohua in the next village.
"Happy, and save two dollars."
Shen Dong shuddered, and was about to pull up his pants when suddenly a shrill scream came from behind him.
He turned his head to look, and found that the puddle of urine actually merged into a small stream and flowed to the middle of the road.
A girl seemed to have stepped on the piss, her face turned pale with fright, and she backed away again and again.
Shen Dong looked at it intently, and he called it the best in his heart.
The girl has an exquisite face, phoenix eyes, willow-leaf eyebrows, black hair in a bun, wearing an OL hip skirt, skin like snow, tall and well-proportioned figure, black stockings wrapping two slender and straight legs, and the shirt on the chest is ready to come out, as if it may explode at any time Open, quite capable and noble.
It can be described as overwhelming the country, ruining the country and the people.
"What are you staring at? Have you ever seen someone defecate anywhere?"
Of course, Shen Dong didn't lose his temper at the girl, but saw the young man standing behind the girl with a bad look on his face, so he immediately yelled.
"Are you a bumpkin, unreasonable?"
The young man stepped forward and cursed aggressively.
The girl stopped him with an anxious face: "Okay, Zhao Zhipeng, don't get entangled with this kind of hooligan, let's go in quickly to pick him up."
"You bumpkin, you're lucky, don't let me meet you in the future."
Seeing the girl running to the airport in a hurry, Zhao Zhipeng didn't bother with Shen Dong anymore.
Shen Dong replied: "Who are you scolding for a bumpkin? I don't want to change my name or surname, so does Shen Dong."
When she heard the word "Shen Dong", the girl suddenly stopped in a hurry, pulled her ears and hair, and asked out of breath, "Your name is Shen Dong?"
Shen Dong looked at the other party's chest trembling due to panting, wiped the nosebleed that was about to come out, nodded and said: "Yes, my name is Shen Dong, beauty, would you like to go back to Pijiagou with me to be Mrs. Yazhai?" ? Guaranteed that you eat well, drink spicy food, and wear gold and silver."
"Give you a face, Tema's."
Zhao Zhipeng clenched his fists and was ready to charge towards Shen Dong.
But the girl stopped him again, and hurriedly asked, "Pijiagou, Jiangcheng? Who is your master?"
"Old Xue!"
Shen Dong frowned suspiciously: "Could you be my master's little mistress raised outside?"
"Miraculous Doctor Xue? Are you Shen Dong, the disciple of Miraculous Doctor Xue?"
The girl was overjoyed, and quickly came to Shen Dong: "Hello, my name is Lin Wanqiu, my second uncle asked you to come and treat my sister, let's go."
"Wait!"
Zhao Zhipeng suddenly shouted, pulled Lin Wanqiu and muttered: "Wanqiu, what kind of charlatan is your second uncle looking for? Look at his clothes, rough rubber shoes, and slovenliness. He is obviously a bumpkin. If he can cure diseases, Pigs can climb trees."
Because Lin Wanqiu's younger sister was in critical condition in the hospital, she cared about it, and now that she noticed Shen Dong's attire, she also showed suspicion.
Seeing this, Zhao Zhipeng persuaded again: "Wanqiu, I happen to know some experts and professors. Let's go back and brainstorm, and we will definitely be able to save my sister."
He became a specialist physician at the First Hospital of Qingyang City at a young age, so his words are somewhat authoritative.
"Do you city people like to judge people by their appearance?"
Shen Dong couldn't help complaining.
In fact, he was quite wronged. He had just harvested five acres of wheat for his master, and before he had time to catch his breath, his master stuffed him with a plane ticket and sent him to the airport.
Before boarding the plane, his master told him thousands of times that the reward offered by the other party was really too much, and there was no way to refuse him, as long as it was hard for him to make a trip, and he was told to cure the patient before he could go back.
In order to prevent him from running away, the master froze all his bank cards.
"Are you really a doctor?"
Lin Wanqiu's soft voice sounded, she was still willing to trust her second uncle.
Shen Dong immediately lowered his body and opened the cowhide pocket, which was filled with various Chinese herbal medicines.
He asked: "Doesn't this prove that I am a Chinese medicine doctor?"
"Where did you pull these weeds? Is this considered medicine? What a big joke."
Zhao Zhipeng sneered, pulled Lin Wanqiu and prepared to leave.
Cao, it seems that if you don't show the cannon, you still don't believe that Lao Tzu is a shooter?
Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Beauty, if I see it well, your aunt was delayed by a week last month, so it's almost ten days late this month, right?"
"And you often feel sore waist and knees, dizziness and head swelling, accompanied by mouth pain and fatigue, insomnia and dreamy sweating."
Lin Wanqiu suddenly took back the steps she had just taken.
Only she knows about such intimate matters, and she also knows that what Shen Dong said is accurate.
"Cao, what are you talking about here? Talk nonsense again, and I'll break your tongue."
Zhao Zhipeng was annoyed.
In his opinion, Shen Dong is obviously molesting Lin Wanqiu.
However, a blush appeared on Lin Wanqiu's pretty face, and she whispered: "What he said is right."
Then she asked again: "How do you know?"
Shen Dong grinned, showing two rows of small white teeth: "I am known as the master of gynecology in our village. Every woman and girl in the village has been treated by me. Practice makes perfect."
Lin Wanqiu's hair was full of black lines, although the man in front of him was not very sharp, but he seemed to have some skills.
Suddenly, Shen Dong stretched out his hand to touch Lin Wanqiu's lower abdomen.
Lin Wanqiu was startled, subconsciously took a step back, and screamed, "What are you doing?"
Seeing this, Zhao Zhipeng's teeth were itching with hatred, and he looked around for bricks, ready to open Shen Dong's head.
Shen Dong said with a smile: "It's okay, just take a moment, trust me, I'm a professional in gynecology."
"you"
Lin Wanqiu's pretty face almost turned red into a monkey's ass.
She had never let any man be so frivolous.
But after thinking about it, this is the only way to prove whether the other party has the strength to save his sister, so he put his mind to one side and said: "You try it!"
Just as Zhao Zhipeng was about to exit to stop him, Shen Dong's hand was already on Lin Wanqiu's lower abdomen.
In an instant, Lin Wanqiu felt an electric current spread from the lower abdomen to the whole body, and the tiredness and drowsiness of the body were instantly swept away.
What followed was a slight cramping pain in the abdomen, which was obviously a sign that the big aunt was coming.
"This lower abdomen is smooth and soft, without a trace of fat. The comfort is nine points, one point higher than Widow Liu's."
While Shen Dong was meditating in his heart, he immediately said: "Go to the toilet quickly, you will be there in 2 minutes."
Lin Wanqiu's pretty face was so rosy that she was about to bleed, she clutched her stomach and ran to the airport toilet with some difficulty.
"Hey, wait a minute!"
Shen Dong seemed to have thought of something, and immediately bent down to take off his shoes, pulled out the insoles, and greeted Lin Wanqiu: "The aunt's towels at the airport cost money, use mine, it absorbs water and prevents side leakage, and is very comfortable."
Lin Wanqiu's face had already turned into black charcoal.
Shen Dong actually used his aunt's towel as an insole?
Is this something a man can do?
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