Classic Villain Rescue Station

Everyone wanted to laugh when they saw his serious appearance. Cao Hong, who laughed the hardest beside Cao Cao, introduced, "This is our leader Yuan Shaoyuan Benchu!"

The red boy gritted his teeth: "Okay, it's okay, Yuan Bunzhu, give me your horse to ride!"

Cao Cao really didn't hold back this time, he let out a laugh, covered his face and apologized: "I'm sorry, stupid, Ben, brother stupid, I couldn't help it, I wasn't laughing at you."

Yuan Shao's nose was crooked, but he was too embarrassed to directly fight with a child, took a deep breath, and said, "This is not a place for you kids to play around, go back and find your parents!"

Hong Haier was not discussing with him, he didn't listen to what he said at all, stomped his little feet and took off on the spot, jumped on the horse's back, stood behind Yuan Shao, kicked Yuan Shao into the sky with his big feet.He found it uncomfortable to ride a horse with his legs split apart based on his small body, so he could only ride backwards on the horse's back, raised his little feet, kicked the horse's buttocks, and directed the horse to go in the direction of Lu Bu's army. .Just like this, he was still very dissatisfied: "It's not uncomfortable at all. If it weren't for the fact that I can't drive in the clouds here, I'd rather drive in the clouds directly."

If it weren't for the large area of ​​mud and sand here, Yuan Shao would have lost more than half of his life in such a fall. Even so, he was lying on his stomach completely unable to move.Ju Yi hurriedly led a group of people to rescue them in a panic. They moved and lifted Yuan Shao, who stretched out his paws and felt that his leader's face could be rescued.

The red boy let the horse perform an S-shaped curve, and trotted all the way to Luo Wei's side. It was the first time he saw Lu Bu's majestic attire, and he couldn't help but slapped his hands: "Our brother Lu is still suitable for such a dress!"

The seniority in No. 84 aid station is very chaotic, but all the children under the age of 15 call Luo Wei godfather, but when they call someone else, they all follow Luo Wei.Luo Wei has always insisted on correcting the 100-year-old unwavering: "It's called Uncle Lu." Seeing that the red boy still humbly accepted his stubbornness, he pointed at the horse that was stepped under his feet at the moment and complained, "You It’s too blind, this horse is no good, it’s not as good as the one next to Cao Cao on the white horse, the one who didn’t hold back his laughter first, his horse is called Baihe, and it can be regarded as a famous horse in this area.”

The red boy waved his hand indifferently, and said inscrutably: "For the single-digit level, the difference between 1.1 and 1.4 may be obvious, but for the three-digit level, 1.1 and 1.4 can be rounded to 1. .”

Luo Wei was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Zhong Hu said truthfully: "He means that we are all in the single-digit class, and we will care about the differences between the horses after the decimal point, but his level is relatively high, and he is not as weak as Care we are concerned about! "

Luo Wei choked for a moment, although what he said was true, it was harsh to hear.

Lu Bu was more concerned about other aspects: "I said, did you set the fire on the alliance side just now?"

The red boy had a helpless expression: "I planned to get rid of that side with a single fire, so as to save me a lot of trouble, but it's a pity that my true fire of Samadhi ran here, and it was a mortal with a stronger spread. If the fire didn't have the advantage of being fast, it would have been extinguished by now."

Luo Wei twitched the corners of his mouth: "It's not bad, I haven't seen it for a while, one side of the alliance is turned off, the other side is turned on, the other side is turned off and the other side is lit up again, this tenacious energy is enough for them to drink It's a pot."

But Hong Haier was not satisfied, and jumped directly from the horseback to the ground: "No, I, the Holy Infant King, made a move. How can I make things so hasty? I have to let them have a long memory!" , "Little ones, line up for the king to meet the enemy!"

Although the 500 brats under Honghai'er looked weird and not weak, they were all children after all. How could the Liangshan heroes let the children charge forward? Knowing where to find a sharp-pointed gun, Yang Zhi was ready to fight on the stage with great arrogance, and Yang Zhi was impatient: "Baby, come back, this is not the time for you to play around!"

Li Kui even beat his horse and rushed out of the phalanx, wanting to be the first to intercept him: "The little brats should be picked up and spanked one by one!"

Zhong Hu hurried to catch up and stop Li Kui, standing in front of Li Kui's horse and said: "This group of children is not ordinary, hehe, let's stop for a while and watch a good show!"

Li Kui immediately misunderstood the meaning of the word "hehe", and said eagerly: "No matter how bad the child is, he is just a child, and there is no one on the other side who is good!"

Seeing that Li Kui's explanation didn't make sense, Luo Wei put it another way: "He is a child with extraordinary special abilities, and he plays the role of the red boy in this actual combat exercise!"

Li Kui blinked his confused eyes, and turned his eyes to Wu Yong for help: "Military Master, is there a character called Red Boy in the Three Kingdoms? Why do I vaguely remember that this name seems to be the name of a goblin in "Journey to the West"?"

Wu Yong originally thought that he was the only one on his side who was sensible, but after being asked this question, he became unsure.

Luo Wei had no choice but to jump out and force nonsense: "After the Three Kingdoms was chaotic for a while, shouldn't it be the Sui and Tang Dynasties after that? Isn't the "Journey to the West" you said about the Tang Dynasty? If we can find someone to play the Three Kingdoms, it will not be happy." Looking for someone to act in those things about the Tang Dynasty?"

The friends were all stunned by his statement, and Lu Bu couldn't explain it: "Can Journey to the West be counted as those things of the Tang Dynasty?"

Zhong Hu hugged his arms and said, "Brother Wei, you should continue to make up!"

Luo Wei said stubbornly: "Why not? Could it be that Xuanzang's study of Buddhist scriptures is a fake?"

Wu Yong couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Xuanzang did exist, but monkeys and wild boars really didn't exist."

Luo Wei: "..."

The rear side is in a mess, and the red boy in the front has already walked to the middle surrounded by his younger brothers, pointed at the alliance wheel with a pointed gun and clicked: "Listen up, my lord! Today, I will destroy you on behalf of the tribe!"

With a bang, the roar of laughter on the other side was louder than seeing Yuan Shao being kicked away. Cao Cao came out and said, "Little baby, you are quite capable at such a young age. Even so, this is not where you, a child, should get involved Yes, quickly let the adults take their children back!"

If it was said that the Alliance laughed because they looked down on Hong Boy, that's not necessarily the case, after all, it wasn't fake that the kid kicked Yuan Shao away.But to say that no one comes forward to fight is to be afraid of him, not necessarily. In fact, the main reason is that no one is willing to fight with a child. If the boat capsizes, the fame of this life will be completely over.

Seeing so many people, Hong Haier really didn't take him seriously. He was quite annoyed and provocative loudly: "The fire in your joint camp has not been completely extinguished yet, ha ha, this is a gift from my king to you. ,How does it feel?!"

His provocation still drew a lot of giggles. Seeing that these guys are hob meat attributes that don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, the red boy yelled: "Little ones, set up the battle for the king!"

Amidst the expressions of the adults looking at the show inexplicably, the metal, wood, water, fire, earth, and five elements carts were pushed out and arranged according to their positions. The red boy pursed his lips and pressed his lips. The line of fire spurted out, forming a fire belt in front of him.Honghai'er used a fire-pointed gun to stir up a cluster of jumping flames, and swung a big gun to make a dazzling move.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Gongsun Zan asked Kong Rong, "Does this little doll know magic?"

Kong Rong shrugged: "The Master said: 'Don't speak nonsense'!"

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and said to Zhang Miao on the other side: "I've seen this fire-breathing technique before, and it's usually used by buskers to exchange some money for a living. It looks dangerous and magical, but it actually has tricks. "

Word quickly spread within the alliance, and this "muscle show" operation immediately turned into a farce of bluffing people with infamous tricks. The leaders of the alliance applauded and praised, and some of them lost a few bounties to let him come again a trend.

Lu Bu covered his face one after another. Most of those who didn't know it felt ashamed of the bear kid paper for their side, and the few who knew it knew that the matter was serious.

Cao Cao gave Honghaier a "like" with a smile, and joked: "I didn't expect that your tribe still has the tradition of working for the opponent. What's the point of just performing fire breathing? Sing a song, or if you can't, act like a boulder in the chest That's fine too!" A tone of teasing him like an actor.

How could Hong Haier be so easy to get along with? Although he was fierce and still cute under his rage, Luo Wei was stunned to see the violent wind and rain from his back.In Journey to the West, in the fairy world, there are Taishang Laojun who is suspected of having a real father, even if he is not a real father, who seems to have a special relationship with his own mother as a backer, and there is a big boss in the demon world who can't be offended by anyone, ah, the real or fake real father of the cow? Backing up, even if Western bigwigs like Guanyin are crying about his wealth and background, they have to calculate and calculate, and finally they have to give a fat job to win him over.But here is the Three Kingdoms, those backgrounds are all invalidated, and even the best tricks have to be discounted and discounted to make them come out, and now they have been reduced to being treated as a joke. Roaring and giving orders: "Little ones, lift up and tie up all the people in the first row for my lord. As long as you don't beat them to death, beat them to death."

The other end of the alliance hadn't continued to laugh at this order, but the scene changed suddenly. Behind the red boy, there was a large wave of unexistent, but also very eye-catching bear boy paper army, which instantly became a wild dog that had run free. All kinds of Dongdong, who looked strange and were indeed weapons, spread their hooves and roared, rushing into the area where the alliance is located like a suicide attack.