Classic Villain Rescue Station

Xia Jingui was born in a family of the Ministry of Finance, and he is a good match with the Xue family who "have a good year with heavy snow, pearls like earth and gold like iron".She also lost her father at a young age, but Xia's mother was a strong woman. She provoked the entire Xia family on her own without a son and refused to adopt.

Once the mother and daughter went to Mantou Nunnery to pay respects to the Buddha, and met Aunt Xue and a gentle and handsome young man by chance. Aunt Xue asked the abbot one by one to help him see the marriage of the young man.The mother and daughter of the Xia family had also vaguely heard of Xue Pan's reputation, but they didn't expect that Xue Pan was not as bad as the rumors outside, on the contrary, he was very filial.Xia Jingui lost her father since she was a child, but it was not due to the shallow relationship between her elders, coupled with her age, she was always unsatisfactory for a husband, so the girl's heart sprouted.

Afterwards, Aunt Xue asked a matchmaker to propose a marriage. Xia Jingui wanted to marry Xue Pan, but Xia's mother had no choice but to agree.As a result, they got married and entered the bridal chamber. As soon as the hijab was lifted, the Xue Pan in front of him was not the handsome young man he saw in Mantouan.What's even more nonsense is that among the relatives and friends who made trouble in the bridal chamber to see the bride, the young Lang Lang who met once at the beginning was surprisingly Xue Pan's cousin Xue Bian.Aunt Xue also quibbled that calling Xue Biao "my son" in the mantou nunnery was just to express her closeness. Xia Jingui was pissed off on the spot, and then came here.

Luo Wei was speechless, and after he died of anger, he was pierced.It's no wonder that Mrs. Hei Wang is wanted by countless fans, and even Aunt Xue is not welcome. The two sisters are like birds of a feather.In this way, after marriage, Xia Jingui is like heaven and earth, and even her husband, mother-in-law and sister-in-law have tolerated it again and again, so there is an explanation. Guilty, there are worse things like Yilangjun becoming an ignorant, stupid and obese dude ?

Although Xue Baochai is the protagonist in the Red Chamber, the entire Xue family is a supporting role.In the plot, it is said that the combination of Dumb King and Xia Dufu is purely a relationship of interests, both of them are imperial merchants, and both of them are rich.In the days after the two got married, Xue Pan would kneel down to his wife because he wanted to sleep with his dowry girl, and Xia Jingui would also send his dowry girl to sleep with his man because he wanted to run away from Xiangling, an annoying aunt. It's a big deal.Fortunately, at that time, the two of them had an amicable Aunt Xue and a sister Bao who was able to make troubles. Finally, the couple did not make ethical jokes about killing their wives and husbands like the other Jialian Xifeng did.

After Xia Jingui finished speaking, she began to choke up again, and the beauty's tears made people sigh.The little boy was so distressed that he couldn't add more, and continued to supplement the follow-up plot.

The little fat man who moved things with him today is none other than Xue Pan himself, the overlord.That's right, it's him, the son of Aunt Xue, the brother of Xue Baochai, the number one man in Jinling City who enjoys sex. The unlucky husband-in-law who is getting married.

When Xia Jingui saw the enemy who cheated her in her previous life, she felt disgusted from her heart and became angry from her guts. She picked up all kinds of guys that could be used as weapons and smashed them. This is also the reason for the pile of trash downstairs.The time when Xue Pan was transmigrated was about the same as Xia Jingui's. When he was guilty, he didn't dare to fight back, and he was quite flexible when he ran around the room.

After Lu Bu understood the grievances between the two, he was furious. He looked down on the dandy lying on top of his ancestor Yu Yin the most in his life. Luo Wei estimated that Lu Wenhou probably remembered the matter of being deceived by Diao Chan. Did he take it to heart? It's the same thing, there is always the resentment and shame of being cheated, so Xue Dasha, who was implicated, suffered a tragedy.

Lu Bu really didn't want to beat people up, he always needed a lesson, so he took out a long weapon, that is, the stainless steel clothes drying pole on the balcony, and put it in from Xue Dasha's left sleeve and out of his right sleeve, Hang him whole string on the balcony to bask in the sun.

Luo Wei was very relieved that the money spent on the renovation by Sister Borscht was indeed not in vain. The clothes rail and bracket can bear the weight of a fat man, which is of great quality.

Xue Pan's reputation as the overlord is not for nothing. Although being chased and beaten by his wife is suspected of admitting love, there is no lack of love between husband and wife. It is different to be repaired by outsiders. It is the famous Lu Wenhou.

Xue Dasha has been in the market since he was a child, and he is very familiar with the Three Kingdoms told by the storyteller. He can even recite the pornographic version of "XX Wars Beautiful Diaochan" by heart. This XX can be Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, Guan Yu, Liu Hong and Liu Bian. Liu Xiesa and his son, even Situ Wangyun and so on.

Hanging there by Lu Bu, the bastard of Dumb Overlord became more energetic, and yelled out all the clean and dirty things he had memorized about Lu Bu and Mei Diaochan.Dong Pangpang was quite cheerful at the beginning, eating melon seeds with half-meat and non-vegetarian jokes, one of the great enjoyments in life, but something was wrong after listening to it, Dong Pangpang finally knew that Luo Wei had never wanted to let things he knows.

What?You thick eyebrows and big eyes will kill labor and management for a woman in the future, labor and management will kill you first.If Xia Jingui didn't forget to remind him when he was sad: "Don't break things, brother Wei will go crazy." Dong Pangpang would have demolished the house like a husky.

Luo Wei hehehe, why didn't you think "Brother Wei will go crazy" when you threw away my things.

First, he handed over Dong Pangpang's weapon, pulled him aside and sat down, "boomed" the door to get Lu Bu out, and let him put down Xue Dasha, who was dying from being hanged, and all the grievances were gathered together.

Luo Wei was very angry and cheerful, staring at the angry people and didn't know where to start, his eyes turned to think of something, pointing to Xue Dasha with his hands half hanging down, he said to the little man: "You two are Did you come by yourself? Where is Zhong Dajiang?"

The little guy replied: "The sign is too big, and the bus is not allowed to go on. Mr. Zhong borrowed a tricycle and sent us here by pedaling. He returned the car when we reached the place."

By the way, Xiaozhu and Xue Dasha came here carrying a sign, so they asked: "Where is the sign?"

The little boy pointed to the outside of the door: "There is no place to store it in the room, it is outside the door."

Luo Wei walked in a hurry before, and didn't pay attention to the edge of the door at all. In addition, the door opened outwards, and it was completely blocked as soon as it was opened.He walked out the door excitedly, and sure enough things stood there neatly, about the same height as him, and one and a half times as wide as him, covered by a dark green velvet cloth.

He reluctantly lifted half of his face to look in, and there were seven large vertical characters "Rescue Station No. 84" engraved on the black background. They are all auspicious cloud patterns.This design, this color, viewed horizontally and vertically, this is a piece of Chinese-style stele on the grave bag!

Luo Wei shivered, and quickly put the cloth cover back in place.Such a weird and unlucky thing must not be kept at home, and it is an eyesore to be placed outside, so it is better to cover it up, if it is not in order, it will be Amitabha if it is stolen by a thief one day.He just thought about it, which thief would be so heartless to steal this kind of thing.

Luo Wei was still thinking there, when he heard that the room was in chaos again, he hurriedly ran into the room, only to find that there was a disagreement, noise, beating and throwing things inside.Fortunately, he came back in time, the battlefield did not escalate further, only the sofa area was already in a mess.

Dong Pangpang yelled: "Lu Bu, why should you kill labor and capital? How can labor and capital feel sorry for you!"
Xue Da foolishly said: "He has a guilty conscience, he is afraid that someone will expose him!"
The little guy was a peacemaker: "Brother Lu was also kept in the dark."
Dong Pangpang and Xue Dasha: "Which side are you from?"

The little boy's voice was weak: "I'm definitely on the side of reason."

Xue Dasha said harshly: "Then if you die, you don't believe that the three of us can't beat him alone."

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Seeing that they were going to become one, Luo Wei yelled to stop it was completely useless, he was crazy, he really wanted to use a kitchen knife to really kill chickens and monkeys.Of course it's impossible, he just thought about it, who can beat Lu Bu.Frustrated, I only heard a person at the door yell: "Stay, Fabao!"

Luo Wei's eyes lit up, and he realized that the person who came was Zhong Dajiang, the soba old man.Seeing him coming in with a ghostly figure, he shook his right hand twice, and suddenly a 15 cm long object with a cake on top and a stick on the bottom appeared.Immediately afterwards, he took four consecutive shots of the object with "Papa Papa", and Dong Pangpang, Lu Bu, Xue Dasha, and Xiao Xiao were all dumbfounded.

After just one breath, the scene exploded.The four men seemed to have been tortured by the combination of pepper, noodles and onion juice. Their eyes were like a dam that opened the gate in an instant, and the tear bubbles burst into tears.From the five sense organs to the limbs, they all showed heartbreak and pain, and every cell in the whole body seemed to be covered with tears.

Monk Luo Wei, who was still furious and powerless, Xia Jingui, who was in grief and grief, dislocated his jaw in shock: "What's going on!"

"Fortunately, we caught up!" Zhong Dajiang pretended to wipe off the non-existent sweat, and seeing Luo Wei staring at the magic weapon in his hand in a daze, he casually threw the thing over.

Luo Wei scrambled to connect it. When he looked carefully, he couldn't laugh or cry. What kind of magic weapon was it? It was clearly a lollipop with a doll's head. On the white plastic stick, there were two colorful round faces on the front and back. A big face Smiling brightly and heartlessly, crying with snot and tears all over his face.

Zhong Dajiang dragged out a stool from under the dining table, raised his legs leisurely, and watched the performance of the four crying on the ground. Seeing Luo Wei staring at the lollipop with a strange expression, he said casually: "What are you looking at? I'll eat it for you!"

eat?Luo Wei black line, you just knocked down four people with this stuff, who would have the guts to put it in your mouth.

Seeing his frightened look, Zhong Dajiang added: "This thing will expire ten seconds after it is created, and after the expiration, it will be an ordinary lollipop, but the taste is random. Don't blame me."