Father Green

Chapter 268: Wenger who has fainted from crying in the toilet

After Christmas Eve, the tense Christmas battle started again, but the better news for the Saints is that they don't have any strong opponents during the Christmas battle. The only strong opponent is Arsenal on New Year's Day.

On December 26th, in the No.19 round of the league, facing Fulham, a farmer with no desires and desires, Charlotte arranged the rotation of players.Due to Sturridge's injury, Icardi needs to rest again, so he can only put the young Harry Kane on top.

Although Harry Kane did not score or assist in this game, he was good in terms of performance on the field and execution of tactics. At least it should be wrong to serve as a substitute. Already playing first-team games.

After the [-]-[-] away victory over the Farmers, Charlotte immediately led the team to the Trent River to challenge the Sky City Stoke City team.In this game, Charlotte still used a rotation. In the last game against Fulham, half of the main players were played, and this time against Stoke City, only half of the main players were used.

Considering that this period of time is three days a game, Charlotte faced a [-]-[-] lead at the minute and directly changed three players at once.Icardi, Schneiderlin and Danny Rose were all replaced by Harry Kane, Florenzi and Luke Shaw.

The final result was a four-to-one victory over Sky City. After two consecutive draws in the league, Charlotte immediately led the team to a wave of three consecutive victories.

After playing Stoke City, Charlotte and his team finally returned home, but this time they faced Arsenal.

Due to the sudden emergence of Southampton this season, Arsenal's "competition for the four major causes" has been severely tested. At present, Arsenal, which has scored 36 points after more than half of the league matches and [-] rounds, can only rank fifth in the league. If they don't work hard, they may have to play in the Europa League next season.

However, the difference between them and No.3 Chelsea is only three points, and there is still a chance for everything, especially three days before the last round, they beat the Magpies Newcastle United [-]-[-] at the Emirates Stadium, so they are full of confidence.

For Charlotte and his saints, Professor Wenger naturally doesn't like it. Before the season, this kid almost burned him in the transfer market, and then he had a lot of blowouts with him The most wicked thing is that this guy gave himself a copy of "University" in the last round of encounter distance.
After several days of research, I realized that this kid was secretly mocking me for being "wicked"!
In addition, this season's Premier League semi-finals should have two seats in Manchester, and then two seats in London. As a result, Cheng Yaojin came out, causing five teams to compete for the top four in the league.

There is an old saying in China, uncle can bear it, but aunt cannot bear it!So Wenger decided to teach this kid a lesson and let him know that Arsenal is definitely not easy to bully.Newcastle is capable of a seven to three, how many do you want a saint?

Charlotte thinks Arsenal is a bit interesting, like the Manchester City duo and Chelsea are sprinting for the league title at the beginning of the season. Among the championship groups, only Arsenal is aiming at the top four Champions League seats from the beginning, and then they are league champion
This prospect is worse than that of Liverpool. Although the Red Army has not performed well in recent years, they have a heart that wants to win the league every year!If Arsenal go on like this, sooner or later they will be almost the same as their mortal enemy Tottenham. The key is that Tottenham has begun to rise in recent years.

Many people saw Arsenal's [-]-[-] in the last round, but they focused on the [-]. Only a few people saw the [-], and Charlotte was one of them.

Was blasted into three goals by Newcastle's attacking line, are you embarrassed to celebrate with great fanfare?Charlotte scoffed at that.

This season, there are only two teams that can score three goals in a single game by Newcastle United. One of them is Wigan Athletic. It is the first time that Martinez's team has suffered such a bloodbath from Newcastle United.The second team is Manchester United. In the recent game, Manchester United defeated Newcastle United [-]-[-] with difficulty.

However, the situation in this game is a bit special. Spanish goalkeeper De Gea did not play. At the same time, Ferdinand, Nemanja Vidic and Carrick were injured and were not selected for the squad. The starters were teenagers Jones and Smalling.

At the same time, in order to deal with the upcoming Christmas game, Ferguson also used a large number of rotation substitutes, so Newcastle United scored three goals for the Red Devils.

So in Charlotte's heart, Newcastle United without Demba Ba can hit you three goals?How many goals can Southampton hit you without Sturridge but with Icardi?
At the press conference before the game, the head coaches of the two teams naturally fought a war of words.

Wenger said that they are very confident that they will pull down the leader in the standings. Now is the sprint stage for Arsenal. The last round of the game against Newcastle United made them full of confidence in this game.

Charlotte smiled slightly at this: "Wenger, don't stare at us. Anyway, he can't win the league championship, at least not this season. And he should also be careful about the situation behind him. Their rival Tottenham is only better than them. Eleven goal difference is missing. He may not even be able to keep the fifth position in the league in one game, let alone the Champions League? And Moyes' Everton and West Bromwich Albion are only behind them Three points, to be honest, I am very worried about Arsenal's European war next season. Maybe they should consider the FA Cup. After all, the champion can directly participate in the Europa League next season. Think about it, Arsenal needs it all I've found confidence in Newcastle United, I really don't have confidence in their results this season."

Charlotte's words almost didn't make Wenger vomit blood angrily, as if she wanted to rush to St. Mary's Stadium to fight him for [-] rounds.

And the media noticed the hole Charlotte dug for herself, so a reporter immediately asked: "Mr. Charlotte, you said before that the safety score of the Premier League is about 42 to 44, and only after exceeding 44 points, relegation Only then can we breathe a sigh of relief. And now, we noticed that you have scored [-] points, and at the same time you are one point ahead of Manchester United to sit at the top of the standings, so now is it possible to talk about the relationship between Southampton and the champions? contacted?"

It was only then that Charlotte noticed that she was talking about the standings before, but now the reporters have come to make trouble for her.

But Charlotte is a chicken thief. Uh, what a wit, he smiled meaningfully: "Yes, we have already scored fifty points, unless there is a particularly complicated situation, otherwise we will fall into the relegation zone. It’s a very difficult thing, okay. Although it’s not 100% sure, I can basically announce that we have completed the relegation goal of this season ahead of schedule!”

It is a rare time for Charlotte to be so "immodest" in front of the media. Even if she occupied the No.1 position for a long time before, she still looked like "we are fighting for relegation"!

"No, no, we're talking about the champion, the league champion!" Seeing that Charlotte was about to change the topic again, the reporter of "Guardian" immediately pulled him back.

"Champions? To be honest, we didn't think about it. In fact, we have always aimed at relegation. This can be seen from the odds of external media, football celebrities and gaming companies before the season!" Luo didn't forget to be sarcastic at this time.

"So, we didn't think about the championship. Now that we are one point ahead, we are not sure that we have the strength to compete for the championship. You must know that Manchester United has always been good at the final stage, whether it is the last moment of the game or the end of the season. At the end of the day it was United time."

"And there are Chelsea and Manchester City behind them. Their points are not impossible to be behind. There is still a lot of hope to compete with Manchester United for the championship this season. At least their chances are much higher than ours. I really want to say When it comes to winning the title, let me make a big statement, we are behind Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Tottenham and Everton, and we are also in front of Arsenal."

Wenger has been crying in the toilet
These teams are all ranked in the top seven of the standings, but to say that Tottenham and Everton have the strength to compete for the championship is pure nonsense, maybe it is just purely disgusting Wenger.
"But you are the number one now." The reporter said weakly, no wonder Charlotte said before that he could be a football reporter, with his gibberish voice, he can definitely work for the newspaper.
"So what? Arsenal once dominated the standings for four months, but did they win the championship at the end of that season? Only fourth in the league!!"

Wenger felt that the biggest mistake he made in this life was to provoke Charlotte, Nima, the ubiquitous sarcasm and digging holes, much more wicked than Mourinho and Ferguson, at least those two annoying guys still have morals , does this little guy know what morals are?
Think about it carefully. Wenger felt like beeping the dog. I didn’t provoke him, but he provoked me first.
"Then imagine, if Southampton can compete with Manchester United and compete for the championship?" the reporter tempted.

Charlotte put on a thoughtful look, as if she was really thinking about the situation carefully, and then said a fucking sentence under everyone's expectant eyes: "Well, that picture is too beautiful, I can't imagine it! I It can only be said that Manchester United is the champion!!"

Reporters: "."

In this way, after a weird pre-match press conference, the Premier League ushered in the No.20 round of the league this season. This round did not have a strong dialogue in the traditional sense. For the sake of the pre-match press conference, the broadcasters will use this match between Southampton and Arsenal as the finale of this round.