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Chapter 381: Hanniang Talk Show ([-])

"Oh, my god, it's just terrible! I really don't want to complain, but I can't complain!! What the hell is the weather in London, the sun was shining when I went out in the morning, and I went away After less than half a street, the clouds immediately covered, followed by light rain. Thinking that in my hometown, it would only take a while for a shower like this, and then I went shopping in the mall, but an hour It passed, and the rain was still falling. I went to the cafe and ordered a cup of coffee. Anyway, I had nothing to do and planned to enjoy the rain scene in London. It turned out that the rain stopped before my coffee came. What kind of fucking weather is this? .”

"Also, London's weather and sports newspapers have never been approved. Damn, all kinds of cheating! So I remind all friends who plan to come to London to play, no matter how good the weather is, you must prepare an umbrella when you go out. I only came to London. Knowing that London has only two seasons a year, the rainy season and the non-rainy season, and the rainy season lasts for eight or nine months, can you imagine? I finally know how the monks died when the water flooded the golden mountains, not by It was drowned by the water, but eroded by the perennial humidity. Only a few days of sunshine throughout the year? People are going to be moldy, no wonder the British like to go on vacation and enjoy sunbathing." The cramped feeling of this live broadcast, on the contrary, seems very talkative. Perhaps the reason why he looks talkative is because he has been tricked a lot.It's just that he speaks Chinese, not English or German.

Hullhouse looked at Li Zihan in surprise and said: "Hey, dear Li, can you speak English? There are really not many people here who can understand Chinese, even American English. For God's sake For your sake, please explain in English."

Li Zihan said calmly: "London is an international metropolis, the people here are very friendly and gentlemen, and the scenery is also very charming!"

Hullhouse thought that Li Zihan had more to say, so he didn't interrupt, but after waiting for five seconds, Hullhouse finally realized something was wrong.Asked suspiciously: "What else?"

"It's gone!" Li Zihan said with a smile.

"No more?" Hull House reconfirmed.

"No, really gone!"

"But...you seem to have said a lot just now, and you spoke very fast, so you want to express more meaning?" Hullhouse asked, frowning.

"Oh, you don't know, Chinese is very complicated. Sometimes four or five characters can sum up a novel with tens of thousands of characters, and sometimes a novel with tens of thousands of characters can be summed up in a few sentences."

"Oh, that's how it is!" Hullhouse suddenly realized that he still had a superficial understanding of Chinese culture, and subconsciously thought that what Li Zihan used was a general idiom or something, but there was something wrong with it, but the specifics I didn't think of it for a while.

"What about the food here? I'm more used to the diet. Although Chinese food and Western food are very different, you should have adapted to it after living in Italy for a year. Don't worry, spaghetti is not only sold in Italy. , There are Italian restaurants in many places in Europe." Hullhouse joked.

"An elder used to tell me that if you want to live in a place, you have to integrate with that place. Among them, you must understand and be proficient in their local language, customs and... meals, that is, food. I bet, When my elder said this, she must have never been to the UK." Of course, the head aunt of the orphanage could not have been to the UK, because she had never even been out of Sichuan.

"Oh my God, don't you speak British food? Well, let's change the subject, such as talking about your language." Hullhouse said exaggeratedly.

Everyone knows that the most unpalatable food in Europe must be British food. Even when many programs are teasing, the guests will be very surprised and ask, "Oh my God? Britain also has its own cooking food?"

"Okay, let's talk about other topics, potato stew and tomato salad with tomatoes. Two delicious dishes."

"Hahaha" Hullhouse laughed, and then re-directed the topic.

After nearly an hour of interviews, fans who watched this wonderful show discovered that Li Zihan was not as shy and reserved as he appeared on the surface.Hanniang in this show is humorous and very close to everyone's life.

Li Zihan and Hullhouse actually forgot that this was a show when they got to the back, and started chatting and teasing each other.So much so that I almost missed the opening ceremony of the match between Arsenal and Hull City.

After reporting the rosters and starting rosters of both sides, Hullhouse began to slowly guide Li Zihan into the role of a football commentator.

At the beginning, Li Zihan was not used to it, and didn't know what to say. After all, this is a professional football broadcast, not a random program in interviews.

So at the beginning, Hullhouse was talking, and Li Zihan was just echoing.For example, Hull House said that Ramsey looked very active in this game, continuing the state of the previous game.Li Zihan said "that's right", and Hull House said that Hull City was also very tenacious in this game. Whether it was restricting Arsenal's core players or their own offense, they played very well. Because this is the home court of the giants and stage fright.Li Zihan said "yes".

All in all, when Hullhouse said something, Li Zihan usually answered in three or two words.

The fans couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. This kind of commentary can be used by everyone, and it seems that they are indeed specialized in skills. Not everyone is omnipotent.

But as the game progressed, the rhythm became more and more exciting, and Li Zihan became more and more relaxed.

"Ozil shot!! The ball is too straight, maybe he should try some more tricky shots!"

"Ramsey's long-range shot!! It's full of momentum, like a meteorite flying from the sky towards Hull City's goal. Oh damn McGregor, the Scot actually saved the Welshman's long-range shot, uh... It seems Nothing about the English, but Hull City's Scottish goalkeeper has a similar name to an American NBA star."

"Ozil picked a pass from the penalty area, looking for Giroud! Tigers center back Alex Bruce took the ball out and performed well. You must know that he is ten centimeters shorter than the opponent, but he did not expect to be able to use it in front of Giroud. The header cleared Ozil's pass, it seems that he has a good grasp of the ball's landing and timing!"

"It is worth mentioning that this Alex Bruce is the son of the head coach Bruce Sr. It seems that the former captain of Manchester United did not let him appear in the team's starting lineup just because the opponent is his son. It’s real talent and real learning.”

Hull House and his little friends were stunned. Isn't the contrast too big?
After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Hullhouse asked, "Hey, Li. Why do you even know these off-court things?"

Li Zihan said indifferently: "Oh, I did my homework last night. Since I want to be a commentator, I must understand both teams. Otherwise, what should I do? Can I just say 'oh, that so-and-so, yes That's who, No. [-] in the yellow and black sword-striped shirt, yes, it's you, you did a great job!' If I say that, you probably won't let me come if I give you money."

"Hahaha it's okay, you're very funny like that," Hullhouse said.

Then the cooperation between the two was quite tacit.

Hullhouse: "Hulstone!! This [-]-pound giant tank snatched the ball from the relatively weaker Rosicky. Strong guy like a calf against it."

Li Zihan: "Hulstone!! Send a through ball, my God, that fat leg is full of muscles. How did he send this exquisite through ball? It's unscientific. He shouldn't be a muscular man type."

Hullhouse: "Muhammadi followed up quickly and succeeded in anti-offside. But!! His speed was not fast enough, and Vermaelen caught up. The Belgian central defender rarely appeared in the starting central defender position this season. On. Since his poor form, he has rarely had the opportunity to start, more as a full-back coming off the bench."

Li Zihan: "Vermaelen got close and squeezed Muhammadi with his body!!! Well done, captain! Muhammadi is not as strong as the iconic pyramid in his hometown. The Egyptians were defeated by Vermaelen I lost my position abruptly with my body, and the referee signaled no foul! This is the Premier League, and this kind of physical contact is very normal!"

Hull House: "Arsenal launched an attack. After a period of adaptation, will Arsenal deliver a fatal blow?"

Li Zihan: "The answer is yes! Flamini took the ball, evaded the opponent's press, handed the ball to Ramsey, and then went forward!"

Hullhouse: "Ramsey has finished splitting the sides, and Arsenal are now aggressively attacking. It seems that after three to 10 minutes of adaptation, Arsenal have figured out Hull City's routine, thinking that the opponent's counterattack will not cause them harm. What a threat."

Li Zihan: "The one I'm taking now is called Rosicky. He not only has a charming face, but also has flowing long hair, and... an elegant pass!!"

As soon as Li Zihan finished speaking, Rosicky immediately sent a beautiful cross from the left.This is not Li Zihan's foresight, but after long-term cooperation and training, his teammates' choices can be seen through some eyes or small movements.

Hull House: "Rosicky!! A beautiful high ball pass from the sideline, let's see if there is any. Giroud followed up and outflanked in the middle!"