green knight

Chapter 287: God made a joke

"Vermaelen completed a beautiful defense. Maybe he made a mistake in the first half. At this time, he also woke up. The defense against Royce can be described as impeccable, and Royce is also smart. See Verma When Lun came up, he was not in a hurry to break through and pass the ball, but turned his back to face Vermaelen slightly, trying to make the opponent commit a behind-the-back foul. And this kind of foul action usually requires a yellow card, if you don’t get a yellow card For the sake of balance, if Vermaelen tackles again next time, he will probably not be able to run away. He already has a yellow card on his body, so if he has two yellow cards and one red, he will go down."

"And if Vermaelen is sent off, Arsenal will not only have one less man to fight. Considering the injury of Modesat, Koscielny on the field, and Vermaelen's dismissal, then Arsenal will have to Faced with the embarrassing situation where there is no reliable central defender available, maybe they have to consider using the central defender of the second-tier team or let the full-back play a cameo. In this way, Arsenal's defense must be full of loopholes, and Dortmund will have a chance. And considering the team The next round of the game will also be a contest between Arsenal and Dortmund. Vermaelen, who was sent off, will definitely be suspended. It is still doubtful whether Merdesarte can come back early. In this way, if Dortmund can double kill Arsenal, they will qualify for the group stage The initiative is in their hands, even if they face Arsenal with one win and one draw, they will not have a big problem qualifying in this death group."

"However, Shaheen's press is very interesting. It feels like Vermaelen has become an offensive midfielder, while Shaheen has become a defensive central defender."

When the commentator was still commenting on Vermaelen's previous defense, Arsenal's offense had quietly begun.

Wilshere received a pass from the deputy team Arteta, the small threat did not split the side immediately, but dribbled the ball calmly in the middle.After seeing the gap in the center, Piszczek finally couldn't help but cut from the side to help the center defend.

Facing Pischek's defense, Wilshere passed the ball to Ramsey beside him.Ramsey didn't make extra moves when he received the ball, but immediately knocked it back to Wilshere, and cooperated with him to kick the wall.

Just when everyone thought that Wilshere had successfully passed Piszczek to get the ball, and that Wilshere, who had already picked up his speed, would take the opportunity to break into the penalty area directly from the middle, Wilshere split the ball while dribbling the ball.

Li Zihan, who had already successfully changed positions with Podolski, received the ball from the wing. Because Piszczek went to the center, there was a large open field in front of him.

Hummels made a gesture to his central defender partner Papadopoulos, and then took the initiative to defend Li Zihan on the side, preventing him from easily cutting into the penalty area from the side.

Li Zihan, on the other hand, is speeding up and rushing into the penalty area with a "death" style of speed. Hummels, who dare not neglect, just wants to stretch his foot to steal the ball outside the penalty area or give the opponent a stumbling block. Keep out of the restricted area.

Li Zihan showed his ability again at this time, and immediately came to an emergency stop, which caught Hummels a little off guard, and he finally stopped.

Li Zihan smiled slightly and pointed to the inside of the penalty area, as if "hinting" something to his teammates.Then he kicked up immediately and was about to pass the ball. Hummels dared to be careless and was ready to jump to block the pass at any time.

Of course, he didn't take off early, and it shouldn't be too late to take off when he wants to see the opponent's movements clearly.But once the human brain gives instructions subconsciously, it is often a bit unstoppable.

Originally, Hummels planned not to scatter the eagle without the rabbit, and not to jump without Li Zihan hooking the ball up.But when Li Zihan's foot touched the ball, a command suddenly flashed in his mind, and he jumped up ahead of schedule.

Li Zihan didn't miss this opportunity, flicked the ball to the side, immediately started to bypass Hummels and rushed into the penalty area.

Hummels knew it was broken as soon as his foot left the ground, and before he had time to think too much, he wanted to pull Li Zihan's jersey while he was still in the air.But how could this distance be achieved?His left hand was just a symbolic catch in the air. In Li Zihan's words, he didn't catch a single hair.

"Beautiful, Li Zihan's fake action successfully deceived the opponent's experienced defender Hummels. Although Li Zihan's body is not strong enough, he is absolutely flexible. Hummels, who is slow, is not enough in front of him. gone."

Seeing his good friend and good teammate was deceived by Li Zihan and passed by, the goalkeeper Weidenfeller immediately came to the goal near Li Zihan to block the near corner.Then Schmelzer took the opportunity to help defend from the wing and pointed to the far corner of the goal. The meaning was obvious: "I will watch the near corner, and you help me defend the far corner!"

Schmelzer nodded and stood there at the far post.

Li Zihan was near the penalty area line, stuck Papadopoulos with his hands, and then looked up at Weidenfeller, with provocative eyes.

"You stand firm, I'm going to hit you!" Li Zihan's eyes probably revealed this meaning.

Papadopoulos didn't dare to pull him, let alone push him.Just kidding, in this place, as long as I do a little trick and this "girl" falls, it will definitely be a penalty.Unless he dives by himself, but do you dare to bet on whether the referee judges a dive or a penalty kick?Of course there is another possibility. Unless the referee is my own father!
Apparently, a Dutchman can't give birth to a Greek, at least genetically speaking, and even if his mother was Greek, the child would at best be mixed rather than a true Greek.

Since he dare not gamble, the referee is not his own father.Papadopoulos had no choice but to obediently put his hands behind his back, signaling that he hadn't made any small moves.If you fall down, I didn't push it, and I have never had the sexual interest to "push" a man, even though you look like a woman.
Of course, Li Zihan doesn't know what the Greek guy with strong male hormones behind him is thinking, otherwise it is very likely that he will not shoot the ball at the goal, but at the bottom of Papadopoulos, making him a A generation of heroes in Chinese martial arts novels - "the head of the Wudang School (Wudang School)!"

Li Zihan's eyes and body direction were all facing Weidenfeller. Everyone thought that Li Zihan's next shot was going directly to the Dortmund goalkeeper.

And Li Zihan once again demonstrated how realistic his fake moves are, when he lifts his foot and is about to shoot.However, his body tilted, and then he didn't shoot directly with one kick, but rubbed the ball with the outside of his left foot, and an arc appeared when the ball flew towards Weidenfeller.

Ball can drive?If Weidenfeller heard someone say that, he would definitely look at him like an idiot.But today this ball can not only drive a car, but also fly a plane and even play drifting in a plane.

The ball was clearly coming towards him, and he had already seen the ball approaching him, but the ball turned abruptly, and the curved ball went straight to the far corner.

How did he make an arc at such a narrow and close distance?This question just flashed through Weidenfeller's mind, and then he immediately turned his head and shouted: "Be careful!!"

Schmelzer was standing at the far corner of the goal. He had seen Li Zihan shoot and was expecting Weidenfeller to save the ball, but the ball suddenly came in this general direction.

Fuck, why the fuck did you change the script again?thought Schmelzer, startled.

Schmelzer jumped up immediately, trying to clear the shot with a header.

"Li Zihan - close corner!! No, this is a far corner, a curveball!!!"

Schmelzer jumped, and in the air he suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Why is the ball spinning so much?Podolski, who outflanked the support in the middle, thought.

Immediately he saw that the trajectory of the ball was not a direct shot towards the far corner of the goal. Li Zihan's series of actions made everyone think it was a direct shot. But looking at the ball spinning and arcing towards the far corner, I thought it was an unexpected far corner shot.

wrong!It's a pass! !

Podolski was the first to react, immediately started to catch up and then took off.

wrong!This is not a shot! !
Schmelzer hadn't touched the ball before he took off, but the ball was still spinning in the middle of the goal when it was about to hit the ground.

Podolski flicked his head against the spinning ball and hit the goal directly!

"No, it's not a shot! It's a pass!! A shot!!!"

The fans in front of the radio were confused by the commentator. Is this a shot, a lob from the far corner, a pass or a shot? ?
"Podolski, header!!"

"Porti, receive a wonderful pass from Li Zihan, the lion shakes his head!!" Uncle Zhan Jun roared.This ball is so beautiful, I have never seen a shot played like this.

Podolski, who completed the header, has been watching the ball fly to the goal in the air, wanting to confirm the news of the goal as soon as possible.

All the goals of the stadium stood up, and their attention was attracted. If there were thieves mixed in at this time, they would definitely make a fortune.Because the fans who are paying attention will not feel that someone is digging out of their pockets, including the nervous Dortmund goal.

Arsenal supporters have raised their hands, waiting for the moment of the goal to celebrate immediately.

Does God exist in this world?Even Podolski, who believes in Catholicism, is not very clear about this issue, but at this moment, Podolsky firmly believes that God exists, and even made a joke with him! !

But the joke wasn't funny to Podolski at all, and he'd rather cry if he could.