my naughty female president

I sat listlessly on the sofa in the living room and watched Mu Xichun rushing in and out, almost everything was lost in my heart.I thought to myself that she is also someone who has stayed abroad, so why is her thinking more conservative?

If I were any other woman, and I still can't have skin-to-skin contact after dating for several months, I'm afraid I'd have run away long ago.

It's strange to say that, for the red line that Mu Xichun deliberately kept for me, although I feel itchy, I don't have the slightest idea of ​​overstepping it. I think this kind of thing needs mutual consent in order to gradually get better.This probably also proves that my feelings for her are very different from those women before.

Seeing that she had finally cleaned up, I gave her a resentful look as she walked into my guest bedroom, and habitually picked up a pair of shorts and walked towards the bathroom.

Mu Xichun suddenly stopped me from behind: "Wait!"

I turned my head and gave her an angry look and said, "Why?"

"come over!"

"..." I didn't move.

"I let you come here!" Mu Xichun didn't care about my resentful expression at all, and said it again with an emphatic tone.

I sighed and expressed helplessness: "Miss, I'm going to take a bath, what are you doing?" I walked up to her.

"What are you holding?" She pointed to the shorts in my hand.

"Shorts! Don't change into shorts in the shower!" I teased.

"You mean you'll just wear this out later?" She seemed uncertain.

It dawned on me that what she meant was what she meant, and I was also to blame for being confused for a while and ignoring this detail.But I still behaved calmly, squinting at her.

"Or else?" I replied casually.

"Sit down!" Mu Xichun said in a commanding tone.

I reluctantly sat down opposite her.

"If Ah Wei stays with me and doesn't leave, I'm afraid I'll have to live here for a while. In the future, there are some rules for the two of us to live together!"

"Rules?" I pretended to be annoyed.

"This house is for me to use as you agreed, and the right to use it is in my hands, okay?"

"Really? Did I say that?" She rolled her eyes in a contemplative state, and then said as if recalling something: "It seems that I said this! But I will take it back now, that is to say, from now on I have the final say on this house!"

"Are you so unreasonable? Aren't you cheating?" I am really confused now, who is the real scoundrel?
"No matter what, this house is mine, right? Now I live in my own house, and I don't ask you to move out. I just want to set a few rules. Is it too much? If you don't agree, then you can move out! "

I was dumbfounded, she was really fluent in changing concepts, and the last sentence hit my weakness.

Only fools are willing to move out, let alone this free luxury big house, I am afraid that there is no branch in the world, and it can be under the same roof with Mu Xichun. It is inevitable that there will be times when you are negligent in guarding, and then there may be an opportunity to take advantage of it, wouldn't it be beautiful to take advantage of it!

In my heart, I was thinking about some scenes that were not suitable for children, and I almost didn't laugh out loud.

"What are you thinking? What a ghost!" Mu Xichun probably saw that my eyes were shining brightly and the corners of my mouth were drooling with a silly expression, so he asked.

"No...it's nothing! Cough!" I woke up suddenly, coughing twice to cover up my wicked thoughts.

"Then do you agree? Or do you agree?" Mu Xichun gave me two indistinguishable options with a half-smile.

"I choose to agree! Uh... well, but since there are rules to be made, then I have the right to make them." I still adhere to the stubborn rules of life, and since I have no choice, I will settle for the next best thing.

Mu Xichun looked at me and smiled and said, "Okay, tell me first, what rules do you have, as long as they are reasonable, I will abide by them!"

I thought that Mu Xichun would refute my idea, but I didn't expect her to accept it readily, which made me unable to think of any rules that would be beneficial to me.

Tilting his head and tilting his mouth, he thought for a long time before saying, "First, you also need to clean and do housework, so you can't keep ordering me to do the work! Second, you can't...don't disturb my rest!" Mu Xichun smiled and nodded as he listened to my conditions. .

"Any more?"

"Three..." I racked my brains, but the more I racked my brains, the more confused I was, and I couldn't think of anything else worth fighting for.

Mu Xichun stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes, his expression became gradually distorted as I tried hard to think.The more she was like this, the more I couldn't think of a reason, and after a long time I finally gave up.

"No, no more!" I said in frustration.

"Okay, I agree, then it's time to talk about my rules!"

"One, you need to put on clothes when you come out of the shower. You must wear at least a vest on top, and the pants on your lower body should not be shorter than your knees. After you take a shower, you must clean up the bathroom. Dirty clothes must be packed away and not thrown away at will."

"Second, don't come in or out of my bedroom without my consent!"

"Three, don't smoke in the room!"

"Fourth, don't bring outsiders back at will. If you have friends visiting, you need to discuss with me in advance."

"Five, don't go home drunk!"

"Six, just like your second article, don't disturb my rest."

"Seven, take turns making breakfast in the morning, and you don't have to do it on weekends and holidays!"

"Eight, you must pay attention to personal hygiene, shoes must not smell, socks must not be thrown away, and shoes must be changed when entering the room!"

"Nine, I can't disturb my thoughts when I'm working at home, and you can only speak unless I ask for your opinion!"

"Ten, um...you can't grab the remote control from me! That's all for now, and I'll add it later depending on the situation!"

Mu Xichun finally ended her exhaustive list of Shimonoseki treaties while I was stunned. It seemed that there was still more to say, and I would add more depending on the situation... I almost lost my eyes.

"What's the matter? What's your problem?" Seeing my expression, she seemed quite puzzled and asked.

"Ahem... No, nothing!" I was so choked by her that I wanted to cough.

"Then you remember? This is our cohabitation..." She seemed to feel that the word cohabitation was a little inappropriate, she paused and changed her words: "Living in the same house is the most basic respect for each other, don't think I'm doing that Just kidding, if you break these ten rules, I will be angry!" Mu Xichun said seriously.

"Mutual respect? It's fine if I bear the first nine points, but what kind of respect is it if I can't grab the remote control with you? Can I just accompany you to watch your favorite shows? Is this mutual respect?" I rolled my eyes in displeasure road.

Mu Xichun smiled sweetly: "I added this one in order to make up ten. Let's take it as your tolerance for me. Who made you my boyfriend!"

I was speechless when I heard the first half of her sentence. I just wanted to rob her, but I didn’t expect the second half of her sentence to break my attack in an instant. Not only did I not want to reply to her, but I felt that what she said was very reasonable. Of course, my boyfriend should let it go girlfriend!
Seeing my fluctuating expression, she couldn't help but chuckle, and then I realized that I was tricked by her. It really is true love since ancient times, and only tricks win people's hearts.

"So can I go take a shower now?"

"Okay! As long as you do what I just said, you can do whatever you want!"

I gave her a blank look and found a vest and a pair of knee-length shorts from the newly entered bedroom, and then re-entered the bathroom.

That night, I undoubtedly suffered from insomnia again. I kept thinking about what the woman next door was doing at the moment, did I fall asleep?Do you suffer from insomnia like me?She is also an upright adolescent woman, does she also have physical needs?If so, how would she solve it?Thinking about it, I couldn't help but have a little evil thought in my heart, and my body changed unconsciously.

It wasn't until I silently recited the Three Character Classic plus a hundred sit-ups that I dispelled the anger in my heart.Lying on the bed sweating all over, I couldn't help but wondered in frustration, would something wrong with my body if this went on?If one day Mu Xichun finally agrees to obey me and I find myself failing, that would be a tragedy in the world...

What surprised me when I woke up the next day was that Mu Xichun had already prepared breakfast. Although it was monotonous, it was just two bowls of plain porridge, two poached eggs and two cups of hot milk, but the poached eggs were well fried.

She had her hair in a high bun and wore an apron around her waist. She brought breakfast to the dining table one by one, and when she saw me wake up, she urged me to wash up quickly, as time was running out.

Looking at this scene, I suddenly had a trance illusion when I was still in a trance, as if we had lived like this for a long time, seeing her skilful entry and exit of the kitchen and her expression of speaking to me indifferently, it seemed that her This habit has been embedded in life, plain and common.

I think this is probably the daily life of ordinary couples. It is as light as water, as light as wind, and as natural as spring and autumn. If you can live an ordinary life like this, who can say that this is not a thing? What about great things?
It's a pity that these are just some of my insights. I know that the relationship between Mu Xichun and I is still in the most difficult period. The first step has not been passed. There are still too many variables. I'm not even [-]% sure of my ideal ordinary life.

"Today is my breakfast, tomorrow it's your turn!"

As soon as I sat down after washing up, Mu Xichun gave me a kneel, making my beautiful fantasy just disappear instantly, and I was pulled back to reality. The reality is that today I ate her breakfast tomorrow. It was my turn to cook for her.

I gave her a big white eye and said, "You can't let me fantasize for a while longer!"

Mu Xichun didn't know what was going on in my heart, so naturally she didn't understand what I said, and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"When I saw you just now, I was still fantasizing about having a gentle and virtuous wife who could make breakfast and wake me up every day. I didn't expect you to beat me back to my original shape with just one word!"

Mu Xichun revealed a charming smirk and said, "Do you regret it?"

I took a bite of the poached egg and said helplessly, "Is it too late to regret it?"

"If you haven't eaten my poached egg, maybe it's still too late, now! Hehe!" She glanced at the poached egg that I bit off most of it in one bite and said, "Have you ever heard a saying: Cannibals have soft mouths! You eat it!" Don't think about regretting my breakfast in this life!" Mu Xichun pretended to have a vicious expression.

"Oh! You really know how to do business. Do you think you want to tie me up for the rest of your life with just one poached egg?" I stared at the uneaten poached egg on her plate, trying to tease her.

"Then what else do you want?" Mu Xichun didn't care.

"At least... want two!" Before I finished speaking, I stretched out my chopsticks and added her poached egg with the force of lightning. She just reacted and wanted to stop her, but I gave it to her with lightning speed. Stuffed it in his mouth.

Mu Xichun saw that I got up in a rogue manner and wanted to hit me, but I was the first to grab her by the waist and put her on my lap.

Her hands were also bound by me at the same time, no matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't break free.

I took advantage of the opportunity to give her a big kiss on her pretty face, Mu Xichun was kissed suddenly by me, and slowly stopped struggling, and sat on my lap with a somewhat embarrassed expression and calmed down.

"Don't worry, I ate your poached eggs and I will be yours all my life!" I looked at her tenderly.

Mu Xichun looked at me, as if my words touched the softness of her heart, her expression was gentle like a rabbit.

"Is what you said true?"

"Of course it's true. Even if your parents disagree, even if the whole world opposes it, as long as you don't leave me, I will never leave you!"

Maybe it was my words that made Mu Xichun a little sad, she gently leaned on my chest and said, "I can rest assured with your words, trust me, we will always be together!"