I open a tavern in the Three Realms

"This is the price list of wine and appetizers in the tavern!" Yunting turned on the lights and introduced them one by one.

After listening to Monkey King, he was about to reach out to get the wine from the wine cabinet, but was stopped by Yun Ting: "Great Sage, you have to pay before you can drink!"

"Payment? Don't fool me, I don't have mortal currency!" Monkey King said impatiently.

"Gold, silver and jewelry can also be used." At this point, Yun Ting seemed to think of something, and slapped his head and shouted: "Oh, the Jade Emperor rewarded me with 1 taels of gold? He sent someone to carry it to Uncle Du's mansion." , but we left in a hurry and forgot to take it..."

"It's easy to talk about! My old grandson will come as soon as he goes! Fellow Daoist Yun, please prepare the wine and food first and wait for me!"

"call out"

As soon as the words fell, only one sound was heard, and Monkey King disappeared immediately.

"I'll go... the great sage is the great sage, and there is no limit to the mana in the world! Just come here and go, how long is it? Forget it, I feel a little hungry! Let's get something to eat first! Eat and wait!"

Yun Ting also got used to it, turned around and went to the kitchen to wash the pots and utensils, ready to cook.

After staying in the sky for a day, I am really not used to it. Thinking about it, the food in the world is delicious and has the smell of fireworks.

The dog bomb is still lying on the ground and lethargic, and there is still a lot of dog food left in the backyard. It can be seen that he hasn't eaten or drank much these days. He is really a good dog!
After Yun Ting washed the pots and utensils, he washed the rice and cooked rice, which was made of whole grains.Fortunately, there are beef, pork, and half a chicken in the pit of the refrigerator.

The system also delivered onion, ginger, garlic and chili peppers on time, so Yunting began to wash, chop and cook vegetables...

I don't know how long it took, only to hear a soft "咻", Monkey King came down with a golden box on his shoulders.

"Friend Daoist Yun, this is one of your boxes of ten thousand taels of gold! Can I drink now?"

Monkey King opened the box, only to see a whole box of gold, silver and jewelry emitting dazzling golden light!
"I'll go...you really brought it here?" Yun Ting almost shouted while holding the spatula.

It's the first time I've seen so many gold, silver and jewelry, it's really exciting!I don't know how many banknotes can be exchanged for?

"Is the food and wine ready?" Monkey King asked as he closed the box.

"The last vegetarian dish has been fried! Great Sage, please go and take a seat in the front hall! I will bring the wine and food out right away!"

Yun Ting said excitedly.I thought to myself, it would be great if I could learn a few tricks of immortality, so that I could go to the sky and enter the earth anytime and anywhere, and shuttle freely.

Monkey King scratched his head in satisfaction, walked to the front hall and sat down, waiting quietly for him to serve wine and food.

Yun Ting brought out the five vegetables, one soup and rice with mixed grains, and set them up together.Then go to the bar to turn on the phone and scan the code to pay.I bought a bottle of internal ginseng wine at one time, and alcoholic peanuts, roast goose, cold pig ears and other appetizers.

Sun Wukong couldn't wait a long time ago, he picked up the bottle and started drinking before Yunting finished the appetizers.

"It's delicious, it's delicious... Another bottle!"

So, for this meal, Yun Ting was watching Monkey King drinking.Drink Red Star Erguotou after drinking internal ginseng, drink foreign wine after drinking Red Star Erguotou, drink puree beer after drinking foreign wine...

When the quota for the two people was used up, they moved all the wine jars from the bedrooms on the second floor.Now Yun Ting can drink wine, because this jar is big and there is a lot of shochu!

"Great Sage, Great Sage! We hit it off so well and drank so much, why don't we ask for help?" Yun Ting picked up a bamboo spoon, made a bowl of shochu and handed it to Monkey King.

"It's easy to talk. Fellow Taoist Yun is thousands of years younger than me, so just call me Brother Monkey!" Sun Wukong said after taking a sip of wine from his bowl.

"Then, I'd rather obey my orders than be respectful, little brother! Brother Hou, try this roast goose quickly. It's crispy and delicious, fat but not greasy, and the meat is delicious. It's really unique in the world!" Yun Ting excitedly broke off a big goose leg, Put it on Monkey King's dinner plate.

"You don't have to be polite with my old grandson, Daoist Yun, you are all brothers of your own family, whatever you want, whatever you want!" Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face: "After my grandson has eaten and drunk enough, I will teach you a few thoughts on how to fly through the clouds, and it will be convenient for you to go to heaven in the future." some!"

"Then thank you, Brother Monkey!" Upon hearing this, Yun Ting excitedly got up and bowed to thank him.

It's just this wine, from dark to dawn, that Monkey King flew away in the clouds and fog satisfied.He was satisfied, but Yun Ting was miserable.

He didn't rest all day in the Heavenly Court. He cooked and served wine right after he came back, and even chatted with him all night. Even after taking the golden pill, he was still a mortal after all, so he would really feel sleepy.

Fortunately, Monkey King really taught him a little bit of magic, and even plucked a monkey hair for him.If you just call him if you encounter any difficulties, someone will come out to help.

Before dawn, Yun Ting hurriedly packed the dishes, dragged a whole box of jewelry to a corner of the kitchen and put them away, and covered them with some old clothes.

"Hey, why don't you go upstairs and go to bed first?"

Yun Ting rubbed her waist and walked upstairs.It's only six o'clock, and an hour and a half of sleep is enough.As for the dog bomb, just let it lie there and have a good rest.It must have not slept well these days.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Yun Ting heard a loud knock on the door and noise downstairs in a daze.

"Surnamed Yun, are you alive? If you die, give me a dream, so that we can break down the door and come in to collect your body!"

"Boss Yun! Are you in there? It's been eight days... Even if it's a difficult labor, it's time to give birth, right?"

"Brothers, he must have stolen wine at home in the middle of the night and died suddenly. Let's smash the door! First go get a cutting machine and cut all the eight doors..."

Hearing this, Yun Ting jumped up from the bed, "What? Cut the door of my house? That's okay!"

Get out of bed quickly, put on your slippers and rush to the first floor.

Sure enough, people who have taken the golden elixir have clever ears and purpose, and they walk with ease at every step.

Soon, Yun Ting came behind the gate on the first floor.The noise and abuse outside were still heard endlessly.

Yunting pulled out the wooden bolt and felt very relieved.It turns out that it is such a wonderful thing to hear their familiar voices after getting up every morning and opening the door.

"squeak"

Just as Yun Ting opened the second door, a fat figure bumped in unexpectedly——

"thump"

The fat body fell to the ground in an instant.And Yun Ting dodged as fast as lightning?At this time, I was standing sideways and quietly looking at the "corpse" on the ground!

"Oh, surnamed Yun, you..."

The fat man was stunned for dozens of seconds before turning over and getting up from the ground.Fortunately, it is a wooden floor, so it is not a big problem if you fall.

He rubbed his big butt that was a little sore, pointed at the expressionless Yun Ting, and was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while.

"Boss Hu, morning!"

Yun Ting wanted to laugh, but held back, so he could only say hello lightly.

"It's too early for you, I'm going to kill you? The door is only opened now? Don't you know how much my heart hurts?"

The fat man pointed at Yun Ting and yelled, cursing.

He didn't come to drink for only a week, but it seemed like a century.

"Come back to life? Thought you were dead?"

"Ah! You are so pale? Are you sick?"

"Old Yun, where have you been? Don't you know to say hello in advance?"

Zhang Xiaofei, Wang Dali, He Fangyuan, Gao Liqin, Jiang Ce, Bai Momo, and others all stood outside the gate, accusing him angrily.

Behind the crowd stood the calm and composed Jiang Pingan, the smiling Zhang Maimai, and the chewing gum Huangfu wanted to fuck.

Besides a few tall and handsome bodyguards, there are also a few workers with demolition tools in their hands! !Judging by that posture, it is really planned to tear down the gate of Yunting's house.

Yun Ting walked to the door, looked at the onlookers and said, "Everyone, be safe and don't be impatient! I just went out for an urgent matter with a relative far away! Isn't the door open? I'm treating guests today, everyone have fun!"

"I'm not short of money, so why do I want you to treat me? I'll treat you today! Brothers and sisters, please eat with open arms and eat back all the losses of those six or seven days!"

Jiang Ping'an walked through the crowd, walked to Yun Ting's side, and said proudly.

"Okay! Go in and eat! Where's Boss Mao? Tell him to open the doors of the neighbors, or he won't be able to sit down!"

The crowd raised their arms and shouted, rushing in in a swarm, wishing they could tear Yun Ting apart and occupy the tavern.This way you can never close and enjoy wine and appetizers anytime.

"I'll post the red envelopes in the group, and everyone will watch and buy them." Jiang Pingan sat down beside him, and then distributed red envelopes with Zhang Maimai and Huangfu Yaocao in [Bafanmen Tavern Exchange Group]...

Yun Ting didn't say much, and hurried to change his flip-flops, put on the boots he brought down from Heaven, and then greeted them.

The most exciting thing is Boss Mao and Boss Liu, the neighbors in the neighborhood.They knew everything about Yun Ting's family. They never knew that he had any distant relatives. This sudden "relative out of thin air" must be tricky.

But Yun Ting's mouth was tighter than iron, so they had no choice but to give up.

As long as others are living well, why care about those details?

"At the end of the day, he's just hiding and being lazy!" He Fangyuan said while chewing salted salted duck.

"That's right, maybe they built a villa in the countryside, the golden house hides beauty!" Gao Liqin said looking at Yun Ting, who was getting more and more energetic, with blurred eyes.

"I think he should be hiding to study the new wine, or he's serving food!" Jiang Ce said as if he knew him well.

The crowd packed the tavern to the brim, and almost all the old and new customers came upon hearing the news.So much so that the door and Liu Daxiong's house next door were full.

This group of people is really good enough, they actually ate and drank from [-] o'clock in the morning until [-] o'clock in the afternoon before leaving!Because the things in the tavern cannot be wasted, everyone just sat there chatting and bragging, and continued eating and drinking after the food was digested.It wasn't until everything on the table was swept away that they left one after another cursing.

"Xiaoyun, tell me the truth, where have you been these past few days?" Seeing that there was no one around, Boss Mao asked again in a low voice.

"Uncle, I really went to a faraway place, my former comrades-in-arms, brothers in life and death!" Yun Ting said while packing up the dishes.

Boss Mao stared at him for a long time before saying, "Okay! No matter what happens, be well. Uncle Mao will always support every decision you make."

"Little Yun! Haven't eaten yet? Hurry up and eat, the hot beef stuffed dumplings are here!"

Boss Liu's concerned voice sounded, and she was walking into the tavern with a rice cooker in her hand.The pot is full of fragrant dumplings.

"Go and eat! I'll clean it up!" Boss Mao took the pile of chopsticks from his hand and pushed him out the door.

"Thank you Uncle, I'll treat you to a drink tonight!" Yun Ting turned around and said with a smile.

"Come on, I'm already full at noon. I have to go to bed early at night. Look at you, you look so pale, you need to rest more..." Boss Mao couldn't help but scolded.

It's only been six or seven days, and Yun Ting seems to be a different person.Although he looked extraordinary and personable, his face was pale, as if he had recovered from an illness, and he seemed to have undergone a "plastic surgery".

Unexpectedly, this kid has fair skin, but he can be so temperamental and handsome!Really like an ancient handsome man! !

Seeing that he was staring at her, Yun Ting smiled, turned around and went into the tavern...