I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Yun Ting bowed respectfully, and said seriously: "Jade Emperor, I don't know the crime, but I am guilty. The crime is that I shouldn't use fine wine to trick Uncle Du into taking me to heaven! Then I got Shi Xian drunk and raped him. I beg the Jade Emperor to forgive Jiu Sheng and Shi Xian. This matter is all because of me, and I am willing to risk my life for my life!"

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All the immortals were dumbfounded when they heard this.Is this guy crazy, dare to negotiate terms with the Jade Emperor?He also uttered wild words and stripped Li Bai's clothes?Acting and talking so arrogantly is either sick or insane!

When Li Bai and Du Kang heard this, they felt even more uncomfortable. They never thought that this Yunting still has such responsibility and courage!Standing aside, the two were really frightened, for fear that Longting would be enraged and take his head!

Lu Dongbin's eyes never left Yun Ting, seeing this man in Li Bai's clothes, he really looked like a handsome fairy!In addition, he is so bold, I don't think he has a good impression of him!

Only the Queen Mother, the more she looked at Yun Ting, the happier she felt.She thinks that this child is bold and cautious, but also extremely handsome, and can brew such weird and delicious wine, she is really reluctant to kill him!

The Jade Emperor was also shocked, he didn't expect this mortal to have some guts.Although he is bold enough not to kneel down to himself, it makes sense.His words were also very sincere, and he did not mean to be frivolous and despise the heavenly court.

So, he asked calmly: "Yunting, did you make all these wines? Aren't you afraid of death?"

Yun Ting bowed and said: "Back to the Jade Emperor, of course I am afraid of death, but in my lifetime, I can come to the Heavenly Court once, and see the dragon face of the Jade Emperor, the kindness of the Queen Mother, and the demeanor of the immortals. How happy is life? Why bother to die! This life is worth it!"

"You mortal in the lower world, stop fooling the Jade Emperor with your clever mouth! Humph, do you recognize me?"

Just hearing a loud shout, a monkey with a thunderous face and a hairy face, carrying a Ruyi golden cudgel on its shoulders, suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of Yun Ting.

Yun Ting was taken aback by the sudden sound, but soon calmed down.Take a closer look, isn't this the monkey grandson who made a big fuss in "Journey to the West"?
He carefully looked at Sun Wukong, this monkey was even more terrifying than the ones described in the book, majestic and irritable.If he even wore a monk's robe, he must have been sanctified.

After Yun Ting bowed to him, he opened his mouth to praise, "Subduing demons and demons Sun Dasheng, punishing evil and promoting goodness is the true holy Buddha! You are the one who is well-known in the world, proud of the three worlds with a smile, and brave and resourceful to defeat the Buddha. !"

The so-called etiquette is no wonder, the monkey already thought the wine was delicious, and just wandered in from the outside, at first glance, this mortal looks like a gentleman, not only has courage, but also speaks nicely, so he can't help but feel good about it , the anger was instantly halved.

"Huh! Full of sweet talk!" The monkey turned around, pointed at the Taishang Laojun and Lu Dongbin with the golden cudgel and asked, "Do you know the old man and the Shangxian?"

Yun Ting usually likes to read "Journey to the West", "Shan Hai Jing", "Feng Shen Bang" and other famous works. With a little imagination, he can roughly guess who these gods are.

So he bowed unhurriedly and said: "The green cow is full of energy, and it is closed everywhere, opening up the unopened world of the universe; flying dragons flying in the sky, everyone is in heaven, and the world has not yet been opened. Datong. This young Taoist priest, is One of the Three Purities is the Moral Heavenly Venerable!"

"If you can't let go of your eyes, why bother to go to the tower to drink wine; you can only sing poems to the immortals if you swallow all the clouds and dreams in your chest. The Taoist man in white is one of the Eight Immortals of Shangdong, Lu Dongbin! At the same time, he is also the head teacher. Dear disciple!"

Yun Ting turned around again, looked at the three stars of Fu, Lu, and Shou and said: "The three stars of Fu, Lu, and Shou shine brightly, and the heaven, earth and people will last forever. The Immortal is blessed with three stars of good fortune, wealth and longevity!"

"Let's do meritorious deeds, step on the precious land with both feet, keep benevolence and goodness, and face the blue sky with one heart; people who are evil are not afraid of the sky, and people who are good don't deceive the sky; every bit of right and wrong is related, and the rewards and punishments are clearly defined in the dark; Who is to be let go;...the land of yin and yang, where humans and ghosts come and go; these ten must be the king of Hades in the ten halls of the underworld!"

"Hear the righteous Dharma more and have a broad vision. Grow your good roots and hold on to the country! These four are the Heavenly King of Kingdom Holding in the East, the Heavenly King of Growth in the South, the Heavenly King of Wide Eyes in the West, and the Heavenly King of Wide Hearing in the North!"

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Yun Ting praised all the immortals present at one breath, and then walked to the front of the Jade Emperor's throne, bowed his body and said: "The emperor's seat is surrounded by purple poles; , Wanli Yun opened the Palace of the Queen Mother! Yun Ting, a mortal from the lower realm, implores the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, to forgive the wine sage and the poet fairy! Yun Ting is willing to go down to the eighteen hells for the two immortals and accept punishment!!"

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The immortals looked at each other in blank dismay, they never thought that this mortal would have such an extraordinary temperament, eloquence, and courage.Not only did he know himself well, but he also had a humble attitude. He praised everyone one by one in a sincere tone, and instantly had a good impression of Yun Ting.

If Yun Ting bowed his head and knelt down to beg for mercy as soon as he entered the palace, he would definitely not survive three seconds.Needless to say, I was headshot by Monkey King's golden cudgel long ago.But he was born with a proud face, even if he is dead now, he still behaves so stable as Mount Tai, which really makes all the immortals look at him with admiration.

It's just that no god is willing to be this peacemaker, especially Li Bai and Du Kang, and they can't intercede for him.It wasn't that they didn't want to, but they were afraid that Yun Ting's head would fall to the ground as soon as he opened his mouth.

"cough……"

Just as the immortals were having a headache, a slight cough broke the silence of Lingxiao Palace.This person is none other than the very prestigious Taishang Laojun.

I saw him shake the Buddha dust, walked to Yun Ting, and said slowly to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, God has the virtue of good life, especially in my fairy world. Please also ask the Jade Emperor to sell the old Taoist favor, Forgive Du Kang and Li Bai for their crime of deceiving the emperor. As for this fellow Taoist Yun, please also ask the Jade Emperor to spare his life and send him back to the mortal world immediately."

The Taishang Laojun has already spoken, how can the other gods stand by and watch?In any case, as long as it is a god, it has to give Laojun a little bit of face.If you offend him, you don't even want to eat any elixir, let alone hang out in the fairy world.

"I implore the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to forgive Du Shangxian and Li Shangxian..."

All the immortals lined up in two rows, and behind them, they begged in unison.

Although none of them knew the identity of Yun Ting, but to be able to hang out with Li Bai, and to be interceded by the Taoist Tianzun of Bajing Palace, naturally he was not a simple mortal.Therefore, we tacitly stood up and begged for mercy.

Only Monkey King and Lu Dongbin stood aside, staring at each other.This matter was originally made by Monkey King, so naturally we have to wait for him to smooth things over.

In fact, the Jade Emperor didn't want to punish Du Kang and Li Bai. One of them is a dedicated wine maker, and the other is a free spirit.

Even if they secretly lead a mortal to heaven, it is for the welfare of heaven, for the great cause of brewing!If you really deal with the two of them and offend the Daode Tianzun, I am afraid that my life will be difficult.

Seeing the immortals begging for mercy, the Jade Emperor relaxed a lot, and said: "The immortals don't need to be too polite, as long as Yun Ting explains the whole story, I will not pursue this matter any more."

"Old Jade Emperor, I started this matter, and I will not pursue it! If you really kill old man Du, who will we ask for wine? As for this mortal, let him make some good wine and make amends." !snort!"

Monkey King jumped to Yun Ting's side, scratched his ears and roared loudly.

A monkey is a monkey, no matter what it becomes, it will always be so impatient.

"Lu Dongbin also implores the Jade Emperor to spare Du Shangxian, Li Shangxian should die..."

Lu Dongbin was also more than half sober at this time, and he immediately stepped forward and begged for mercy.

"Li Bai is willing to be punished together with Yun Dao!" Li Bai stepped forward gracefully and said respectfully.

"Your Majesty... Du Kang is willing to die [-] times, and I only ask the Jade Emperor to spare the life of Fellow Daoist Yun!" Du Kang obediently walked up to the holy chariot, and knelt down again with a plop.

The Queen Mother has not spoken, but just watched all this silently.

Seeing that all the immortals were pleading for him, Yun Ting suddenly felt confident.Don't look at his calm and composed appearance, in fact, he has already panicked in his heart.I don't even know what it's like to panic.

"To the Jade Emperor, I met Du Shangxian a month ago..."

Yun Ting told the ins and outs in a straightforward and generous manner.Then he added oil and vinegar, and described the wine like a lotus flower, which really made all the immortals stunned.

Especially Sun Wukong and Lu Dongbin, when they heard about those fine wines and appetizers, they really wanted to go down to his tavern and have a good drink.

"It turns out that all of this is just a coincidence. Anyway, I will spare the lives of the three of you. But the death penalty is inevitable, but the living crime cannot be escaped. I will punish you and brew a few jars of fine wine within three days..."

After listening to Yun Ting's explanation, the Jade Emperor also became very interested in Wenxiang Tavern.If it weren't for being in the Lingxiao Palace at this moment, he would have to pull Yunting to tell him interesting things in the world.Besides, it was impossible for him to kill people indiscriminately.This is really going to be chopped off, and I'm afraid my life will be difficult.

He is a god, and he doesn’t want to offend the Moral God of the Bajing Palace head-on!Although this clone of Daode Tianzun, Taishang Laojun holds the position of alchemy in the heavenly court, but he is the incarnation of the Taoist leader after all, and anyone will be afraid of it.

"Thank you Your Majesty for your grace!" All the immortals breathed a sigh of relief and said in unison.

"You don't need to be too polite, today's Danyuan Conference is over! Please don't make this public!" The Jade Emperor thought for a while, staring at Yun Ting and said.

Yun Ting didn't know what he was thinking. Of course, the other gods could hear the implication, and immediately said respectfully: "Your Majesty is holy! I will never keep my mouth shut! I will leave!"

After saying that, they turned around together and quickly left the Lingxiao Palace.