I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Sun Wukong drank a glass of wine and said with a stern face: "Hmph, don't ask me clearly, my old grandson didn't enjoy drinking!"

Li Bai quickly said: "Holy Buddha, look quickly, the Supreme Lord has issued a golden elixir. Let's eat the golden elixir first. I heard that the amount of the golden elixir this time is very small, and eating one can increase the magic power hundreds of times... "

"..." Lu Dongbin sat quietly on the sidelines and listened, neither answering nor expressing his opinion, just drinking in silence.

Seeing that the Taishang Laojun came to distribute the golden elixir, the monkey could only sit down and not mention it for the time being.As soon as the golden pill was in hand, he ate it in one bite.

The so-called elixir, when he first arrived in heaven and made a fuss in the heavenly palace, he had eaten enough in Tushita Palace.Now this elixir still tastes like that elixir, no different from eating soybeans!But this wine no longer tastes like Dukang’s wine before!

I saw that monkey, the more he drank, the more irritable he became.Originally, he should be happy in the presence of this fine wine, but he was born with a urinary nature, and he couldn't hide things in his heart. If there was any problem, he had to get to the bottom of it.

Du Kang saw the monkey baring his teeth, he was very frightened, he got up and left quickly when the Taishang Laojun came to distribute the golden elixir.

Taishang Laojun didn't know about it, he just asked with a smile: "Puhou, why are you so restless with the wine?"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears, and said angrily: "Hmph, don't tell me, you old man, you won't understand!"

Taishang Laojun did not care about him, shook the Buddha dust, and laughed: "Hahaha, you monkey, how come you are still the same as you were hundreds of years ago."

Sun Wukong turned his head to look at Lu Dongbin and stopped talking to him.

Lu Dongbin glanced at Sun Wukong, but did not speak. The two drank a glass of wine each, and then went to look at Li Bai.

What kind of person was Li Bai?How could Poet Fairy and Wine Fairy not know what they were thinking?Thinking back to when he was in the Tang Dynasty, he didn't like playing in officialdom very much and spent his whole life pursuing wine, romance and freedom.

Therefore, he naturally pretended to be dumbfounded, pretending not to know what they wanted to say or what they wanted to hint to him, and just kept drinking and eating fruit.

In order to pretend that he didn't know that there was something wrong with the wine, Li Bai specifically said to the Supreme Lord: "Master, why don't you try this Poetry Drunk? This is specially brewed by the Wine Saint for me!"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Oh? Then I have to give it a try. Disciple, where have you been to play recently? Have you seen anything joyful? After the conference is over, I will tell you about it!"

"Master, I have seen and heard so much, I can't finish it in a day or a night..."

"I'm sick!"

The monkey put down the toast and interrupted Li Bai's words.

"You Poor Monkey, why is your mind still like this?"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said Sun Wukong, then turned and left.

Sun Wukong grabbed Li Bai's right hand and said in a low voice: "Poetry Immortal, you are known as the Immortal of Wine, and you are also an Immortal of Sanctuary. You can come and go freely in the sky and on the earth, and you can drink all the fine wines in the sky and the world. Tell me, Isn't this wine weird? No matter how much you drink it, it doesn't taste like it used to. If you drink too much, you're really a little drunk..."

Li Bai just smiled and said nothing. If he told the truth, he would definitely kill Du Kang and Yunting. If he didn't say it, he would appear ignorant and pretend to be stupid, deceiving the immortals.It was a dilemma for a while.

Lu Dongbin saw that Li Bai just smiled and remained silent, so he raised his toast and said, "Holy Buddha, drink, let's drink, don't talk about those nonsensical things..."

Taking advantage of the situation, Li Bai picked up the cup with his left hand, raised his glass and said: "You must be happy to the fullest in life, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon...do it!"

Seeing that he couldn't find out why, the monkey let go of his hand and turned to look at the busy Du Kang and the immortals who were drinking and chatting.

On the surface, Du Kang was pouring wine for the immortals, chatting and laughing happily with the immortals.In fact, he panicked a lot in his heart, for fear that the monkey would question him face to face.

Fortunately, before he went out, he told the butler that if someone forced his way, he must do his best to stop him, especially not to approach the restaurant.What's more, the restaurant is in the most hidden place of the Immortal Mansion, and ordinary immortals would not dare to enter without authorization.Although he is not a high immortal, he is also the Great Immortal of Wine Brewing personally conferred by the Jade Emperor, the Saint of Wine!The restaurant is also a "wine brewing fairy building" bestowed by the Jade Emperor!
In addition, Yun Ting took the elixir again, so he didn't have a human aura on his body, and he wore Li Bai's clothes, and he looked like a handsome fairy boy. Even if someone broke in, he might not be able to tell the truth from the fake!
"Du Aiqing, is there any more rose wine?"

The Queen Mother, who never liked drinking, suddenly opened her mouth to ask.

Du Kang was so flattered that he hurried to the Queen Mother's throne, bowed himself, and said respectfully, "Returning to Your Majesty, there are two jars of rose wine, about ten catties in total."

"It's so good! Du Aiqing, send someone to send this wine to the Golden Cloud Palace in Da Luotian! Aijia can let the seven fairies taste it!"

"Yes, sir, let's do it now!"

Du Kang immediately beamed with joy, wishing he could take the wine away with his wings and fly over immediately.

"Yes, the wine brewed by Jiu Sheng this year has a unique taste and is more fragrant than before!"

"Well, it's a bit intoxicating, and the name of this wine is also very interesting."

"The gods are drunk, the gods are drunk, we are really drunk, hahaha..."

When the immortals saw that Du Kang had been praised, they immediately started chatting and expressed their gratitude to each other.

But at this time, Monkey King, who was so displeased, jumped up suddenly, walked to the center of the dojo and shouted: "Wait! There is something wrong with this wine!"

His shout frightened Li Bai and Lu Dongbin, especially Du Kang, who froze in place and did not dare to move.

The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and all the immortals put down their cups and looked at the monkey suspiciously, as if they were all saying: "Splash the monkey, what tricks are you trying to do?"Wherever there is you, there will be no peace!

The Jade Emperor straightened the Nine Dragons Dark Robe on his body, and asked: "Du De defeated the Buddha, what's wrong with this wine?"

"Hmph, since the Jade Emperor asked, then the old Sun will be blunt!" Sun Wukong scratched his ears, jumped in front of Du Kang, stared at Du Kang with his shocking golden eyes, and shouted: "Today's wine is so delicious!" , you didn't make it!"

"……what?"

"Fight against the Buddha, stop talking nonsense!"

"Sun... Dou defeated the Buddha, this is the Bajing Palace where the master is in charge, you don't have to spout blood here!"

All the immortals were in an uproar, and everyone jumped out and accused Sun Wukong of slandering the Wine Saint Du Kang.

The Jade Emperor Long Yan said angrily: "Dou Ai Qing defeated the Buddha. Don't talk nonsense at the Danyuan Conference. This wine was not brewed by Du Aiqing, could it be brewed by me?"

"That's right, I'm afraid that this fight against Buddha has been in the Western religion for a long time, and he even forgot the taste of wine."

"It's probably because Jiu Sheng's wine is so delicious that Dou Zhan Sheng Buddha is playing with alcohol again."

"Hmph, dare to make trouble at the Danyuan Conference, I simply don't take the head teacher seriously..."

Among the immortals, the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the King of Hell of the Ten Palaces hated monkeys the most, so they all mocked angrily.

Sun Wukong drank a lot in the first place, but the wine made by Grandpa Yun Ting was strong, delicious, and even top notch. After drinking several kinds of wine, the monkey's stubborn temper came out again.

He grabbed Du Kang by the neckline, bared his teeth, and roared: "Go, go, you bastards, you know nothing about wine! My old grandson said it wasn't made by him, so he didn't make it. If you don't believe me , let the Wine Saint speak for himself!"

"Splashing monkeys, rest is rude!"

Taishang Laojun walked over lightly and quickly asked the red-faced irritable monkey to let go of his hand.

Du Kang was so panicked at that time that he almost knelt down.Suddenly he saw Laojun coming to help him out, so he forced himself to stay calm and bowed: "Thank you, Master!"

"There is no need to panic, Wine Sage, this monkey is probably drunk!" Taishang Laojun smiled to appease Du Kang, then turned to the monkey and said, "Monkey, don't go wild here and ruin the interest of all the immortals!"

Sun Wukong said reluctantly: "Old man, can't you taste it? The previous wine didn't taste like this! Don't you believe it? Try this wine carefully to see if there is anything wrong with it!"

Taishang Laojun seldom drank alcohol, and was only obsessed with alchemy, so he couldn't answer his question, so he laughed and said, "What's the difference? Do the immortals think there's any difference?"

Other gods echoed: "I don't think it's different, I even think it tastes better!"

Naturally, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother would not comment on the wine, but just sat on the throne and watched.

Only Du Kang was quite frightened by Monkey King's trouble.If he made this wine, or if Yun Ting is not in Du's residence, that's fine.But Yun Ting is hiding in the restaurant, what if he is discovered?The crime of deceiving the king, taking a mortal to heaven without permission, I will definitely be punished by the knife...

All the immortals were speaking for Du Kang, and had a heated argument with Monkey King.On the other hand, Du Kang has been standing in the center of the dojo forcefully, with his brows furrowed, his face pale, and his eyes are staring at the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams, but he doesn't know what he is thinking.

"A bunch of idiots, I don't want to waste my words with you. Lu Shangxian, tell me, is there any problem with this wine?" Monkey King was annoyed by dozens of mouths, so he went to pull Lu Dongbin who had been silent.

This Lu Dongbin is a wine addict, how could he not taste it?It's just that I'm too embarrassed to say it, because monkeys will drive ducks to the shelves, so I said it with the help of wine.

Lu Dongbin is a disciple of the Taishang Laojun, he is not as stubborn as a monkey, so his words naturally have a certain weight.

"This wine is indeed not brewed by the Wine Sanctuary!"

As soon as this remark came out, all the immortals were shocked, even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were quite surprised.The Queen Mother wanted to say something, but was hinted by the Jade Emperor with her eyes, so she nodded and said nothing.

The other gods were also awakened by these words. After looking at each other, they suddenly felt that today's wine was a bit intoxicating, and it was indeed different from usual.

Sun Wukong jumped up violently, grabbed Du Kang's right ear, and said sharply: "Du Kang, don't you admit it? You have to go and smash your mansion to the ground before you admit it." ?”

Lu Dongbin also drunkenly pointed at Du Kang who looked flustered, and said, "Brother Du, today's wine really has a strange smell...you can't fool us."