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Du Kang nodded and said: "That's very good!"

"This jar is called Immortal Drunk. On the basis of the original, I added some kind of wine primer to make it more fragrant!" Yun Ting said, pointing to one of the jars of wine.

Du Kang immediately did it, "writing" three ancient characters on the wine jar that Yun Ting could not understand at all: Immortal Drunk!
"This altar, Bodhi Drunk, is the same as Shixian Drunk. This altar, Haohan Wine, after I added the wine primer, its potency increased dozens of times!"

"This altar, Shixianzui, is newly brewed wine. It was originally dedicated to Brother Li. As for the taste, Uncle Du will taste it carefully at the Danyuan Conference!"

"There is also this altar of Buddha wine. In the future, it will be the final wine for me to be named the "Wine King" in the world. Of course, there is no need to say more. The last altar is rose wine. As for the taste and taste, I can only let the queen mother comment! "

Yun Ting introduced all these altars in one breath.After he finished speaking, each wine jar had its own wine name.

Du Kang thought for a while and said, "I don't want to take Bodhi drunk. The old man is drunk with immortals. Buddha is drunk, poets are drunk. Hero wine and rose wine are enough."

"Uncle Du, hurry up, don't delay the business. In case the Jade Emperor blames us, we won't be able to eat, so we will walk around..."

"Well, please, fellow Taoist Yun, please wait here for me to return, and then we can open the altar to celebrate!"

As soon as the words fell, Du Kang disappeared into the hall together with the five jars of wine.

Yun Ting opened the wooden door, went outside and looked around: "...I'll go, talk and talk, and leave as soon as I say. Then I eat, drink and sleep here, can I still have some privacy?"

Let's talk about Du Kang, after moving the wine to the lobby of the Immortal Mansion with the fairy method, he immediately went back to his room and changed into his official uniform, then ordered the Hercules driving the car to move the wine into the buffalo cart with broken horns, and then hurriedly drove to the Bajing Palace.

Along the way, Du Kang was thinking about how to extract Yun Ting's ancestral secret recipe, so much so that he didn't even know when the broken-horned ox cart was stopped by a mysterious figure.

"Who is here, dare to block Master Du's imperial liquor cart?"

The Hercules saw a thin figure in front of him, so he pulled the rein urgently and roared loudly.

"..." Du Kang almost fell off his seat because he was lost in thought.

Soon, he came back to his senses, straightened his official robes, cleared his throat and asked, "Hercules, what are you disturbing?"

"Master, there is a strange figure ahead, blocking the way!" The Hercules turned his head and said respectfully.

"Oh? Let's just go around and don't have to get entangled with anyone!"

"Yes!"

"Drive, drive..."

The Hercules whipped the shorthorn oxen's rump with a slender soft whip inlaid with jewels, ordering it to turn and move forward.

It's just that the "figure" is too ignorant.He will go wherever the bullock cart goes.

After blocking back and forth three or four times like this, the hot-tempered Hercules couldn't help roaring again: "Who is so bold to delay Master Du's serious business? If the Jade Emperor blames it, you can't afford it!"

"Hehe...zhizhi...haha..."

A series of arrogant, resonant, arrogant and unruly shrill laughter sounded.

Du Kang opened the curtain and took a closer look: the man was wearing a scarlet monk's robe and hat.When he turned around, he saw a thin, hairy face, with Lei Gong's mouth, pointed mouth and cheeks, grinning loudly at him.

"Ah, it turned out to be fighting against the Buddha..." Du Kang was startled, got out of the car quickly, walked over and bowed and said.

The person who came was none other than Sun Wukong, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace.As long as he is a god working in this heaven, who would not be in awe of him when he sees his unchangeable nature?

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and chanted a Buddha's name: "Wine Master, where are you going in such a hurry?"

While talking, he stared at the bullock cart with broken horns with those piercing eyes.

Du Kang secretly said in his heart: No, I'm afraid this monkey will "rob" again because of its unchangeable nature!If he really took the wine away, wouldn't he be knifed?
So he said with a smile on his face: "To be honest, I am going to the Bajing Palace of the Supreme Lord. The Jade Emperor asked me to bring these wines. If I miss a drop of wine, I will be blamed! "

Hearing this, Sun Wukong glanced at the broken-horn ox cart again, "Oh! It turns out we are going to the Bajing Palace!"

Bajing Palace is the dojo of Taishang Laojun, located on the top of Daluo Mountain, inside Xuandu Cave.The ancestral court of Dharma lineage of the Taishang Renjiao, which enjoys the reputation of "doing nothing and purely observing the state of the world, the Taishang forgets love and is proud of the sage".

Although the number of disciples in Bajing Palace is small, they are all people with profound roots.There are also "Nine Wonders" in the Bajing Palace!However, because "nine" is the extreme number, it does not conform to Taishang Laojun's way of "not daring to be the first in the world", so Taishang Laojun named the Taoist temple "Bajing Palace".

If Sun Wukong hadn't become a Buddha now, according to his temperament, he would have jumped into the bullock cart to drink.

Du Kang knew in his heart that when dealing with this monkey, he couldn't deceive him for no reason.Otherwise, if he discovers it, he will definitely not be able to go around in vain, and there will be no way to sue him. The real result is that he will suffer the consequences of being dumb.

So he told frankly that with Monkey King's current status, he would not "rob" halfway or make things difficult for himself.

Du Kang raised his hand and said, "Holy Buddha, I still have some wine at my house. If you are free, you can come and sit at my house. Today, I can't chat with you. If there is a delay, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor and The old gentleman will blame me!"

Sun Wukong also understands that he is not suitable for such things as robbing halfway, "It's fine to drink, I'm out to play today. Wine Saint, today's Danyuan Conference, which gods will come to participate?"

Du Kang said truthfully: "Ah, there are four heavenly kings, three stars of fortune, wealth and longevity, nine obsidian kings, Lu Dongbin, and ten halls of Yama..."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong quickly waved his hands and said, "That's all, let's go! My old grandson came out to look for Nezha and Erlang to play tricks on him. Seeing an acquaintance coming over, he deliberately teased you!"

After that, a somersault cloud disappeared.

"Thank you, Holy Buddha, for your care!" Du Kang said to the air, then quickly turned around and got on the bullock cart, and then ordered the Hercules to drive away from here quickly, for fear that the monkey would catch up with him.

If the monkey was pissed and drank all the wine, even if Du Kang died a hundred times, he would not be able to escape the blame.Thinking of this, Du Kang was still a little "grateful" for the monkey to "show mercy" and let him go.

Let's talk about Sun Wukong, who can do a somersault for thousands of miles, not to mention chasing Du Kang, even if he circles the heaven for a hundred times, Du Kang may not necessarily arrive at the Bajing Palace before him.

It turned out that Monkey King, after becoming a saint and a Buddha in the Western Paradise, was so busy all day long that he liked to stroll around the Heavenly Court when he had nothing to do, looking for these old friends to drink and play with.

It just so happened that I was hungry today, and wanted to come to heaven to find Nezha to have a drink at Erlang Shen's mansion, but I smelled the aroma of wine on the way, so I chased him all the way.

When he found out that it was the wine cart of the wine saint Dukang, he wanted to quietly take a few jars to Nezha's mansion, but he saw that the route he was driving was like the Bajing Palace, so he deliberately played a prank, trying to set a trick His tone.

After Sun Wukong confirmed that Du Kang was going to the Bajing Palace, a somersault cloud came outside the Bajing Palace, and just jumped off the cloud, just in time to meet the King of Hades who came to the meeting.

When the King of Hades of the Ten Temples saw Monkey King appearing out of nowhere, he was also stunned.Who is this Monkey King?But they were the powerful characters who made a big fuss in the underworld, forced life and death, and beat them around.Even if he became a Buddha immediately, I was still afraid of him in my heart.

"Oh, it turned out to be fighting against the Buddha! Old friend, long time no see, how are you doing?" Ten Temple Hades came back to his senses, stepped forward to say hello, and greeted him bluntly.

"Hehe, it's very good! It's very good! It's just that Xitian is too boring, so I came to Bajing Palace to play with the old man."

Sun Wukong grinned, chanted a Buddhist name, and walked in without waiting for them to speak.

How dare the doorman stop the monkey?I just rushed to report to Taishang Laojun!If you offend him, he doesn't care who you are, he will give you a blow in the head!
"……Humph!"

The King of Hades of the Ten Palaces dared not speak out, but he couldn't beat him by himself, so they each snorted coldly and entered the door with a flick of their sleeves.

It is said that after Sun Wukong came to the Bajing Palace, he went straight to the alchemy room of the Taishang Laojun regardless of taking Sanqi 21.

He stepped forward and grabbed the person who was refining the elixir. The Supreme Lord laughed loudly and said: "Hey, old man, you are secretly hiding here to hold the Alchemy and Yuan Conference. Why don't you invite me, Old Sun, to have a drink?"

Taishang Laojun opened his hairy hands and said: "Oh, you monkey, you have become a saint, why are you still so careless. This is the reward meeting of the Jade Emperor. Otherwise, how can my Laojun invite you?" Wine Saint!"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears, and said impatiently: "Huh, what a holy Buddha, I'm so annoying! Those people in the West Heaven don't drink, they don't play well, and they don't fight! Old Sun's golden cudgels are all worth it!" Rusty!"

"You bastard, you have so many crooked reasons and excuses! Is it possible that I have wine here? I am an alchemist, not a wine maker! If you want to eat wine, go to Du Kang, Li Bai, Lu Dongbin and the others!"

"What was I about to ask you? What kind of good wine did Du Kang bring? I just came here because I smelled the aroma on the way."

"You have to ask the wine sage, or the Jade Emperor, he is the imperial winemaker of the Jade Emperor. I only research on elixir."

Speaking of elixir, Taishang Laojun must be careful to watch out for this monkey again.If he played his temper, stole his elixir, and knocked over his alchemy furnace, he would suffer heavy losses.Every time I think of what happened in the Heavenly Court hundreds of years ago, Laojun feels pain!
"That's all, I'll go find the Jade Emperor right away. There are so many gods here today, and I, the old Sun, must ask for a drink to quench my thirst!" Before he finished speaking, he disappeared.

"The temperament of this Poor Monkey has restrained a little..." Taishang Laojun picked up a gourd and said with a smile.

Afterwards, he turned on the alchemy furnace, took out all the elixir and put them into the gourd. Just as he was about to leave the alchemy room, a boy rushed in and shouted, "Master Headmaster, it's not good..."

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, and asked indifferently: "Boy, why are you so flustered?"

The boy looked around and stammered, "Then, the monkey from Huaguo Mountain forced its way in..."

It turned out that the boy was afraid that Sun Wukong would break in and steal the elixir privately, and he could not afford the crime, so he hurried in and reported it to the master.

The Taishang Laojun shook the Buddha dust and said: "The monkey came here just now, and has left now. He is now teaching in the West to become a saint and a Buddha, so he will not do such things as making trouble in the heavenly palace again. You go first .”

"Yes, master teacher!"

The boy bowed, said respectfully, turned around and left.

Taishang Laojun laughed "haha" twice, and strode out to the dojo outside.