I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Chapter 184 Can Immortals Shit?

Du Kang said with a smile: "This is not magic, but a kind of fairy art. You can put everything into your own void, and take it out when you need it..."

Yun Ting didn't understand, so he could only pretend to understand and nod.Even if I read it in a novel, when I actually saw it, I was still at a loss.It seems that high-level monsters in the novel can do this too, so could it be that they call it "monster magic"?
"Uncle Du, you put all these wine jars outside, so you're not afraid of breaking them? For example, when it's sunny and rainy, the temperature is changing..."

Yun Ting looked at the wine jars around him, and asked a little worriedly.

"Hahaha!" Du Kang laughed happily, "Friend Daoist Yun, how do you think the temperature here is compared to when you were in the human world?"

Yun Ting calmed down and seriously felt the air and temperature in the sky.I was a little anxious just now, and was attracted by the beautiful scenery and treasures of Du Mansion, completely ignoring the air and temperature of this fairy world.

At this moment, he finally calmed down, walked slowly to the side of the flowerbed, spread his arms, took a deep breath of the breeze and air from the fairy world, and felt refreshed and comfortable all over!
"Comfortable! The fairyland is the fairyland! The temperature here is very suitable, neither cold nor hot, no wonder Brother Li's skin is so good! Hehe!" Yun Ting turned around and said excitedly.

So far, he has only seen two immortals, Li Bai and Du Kang.One is a graceful and handsome man, and the other is an amiable old man with a childlike face and white hair.I don't know what a monster looks like?It's funny to say, why would you think of monsters?

Yun Ting rubbed his dazed head, reminding himself not to think wildly.This is the fairy world, where will there be any monsters?

If a demon king really broke in, he would probably be the first to die.Therefore, it is better not to have the curiosity to see what the monster looks like.

Hearing this, Li Bai just stood by the wine jar, just waving his fan and smiling, like a painting of a handsome man in ancient costume.

According to the portrait circulated among the people, Li Bai is a bad old man.But who hasn’t been young yet?Now that he has become an immortal, he naturally has the image of a handsome man!
Yun Ting really wanted Liu Junjing to draw Li Bai and hang his portrait in his bedroom.But this secret can't be revealed, which is really a headache.

"Little fellow daoist, are you mocking this old man for his rough skin and thick flesh?" Du Kang said pretending to be angry.

Although Du Kang is not as handsome as Li Bai, he is also a handsome and charming uncle.If he dyed his white hair black, he would probably be more handsome than himself.

Thinking of this, Yun Ting wanted to see what the Seven Fairies looked like again.You can’t go to heaven in vain, right?After all, I don't know if there will be a chance to come up again in the future, so I have to do something to do it.

"No, no, that's not what I meant..." Yun Ting quickly explained.

"Hahaha... Fellow Daoist, don't panic, this old man is just making fun of you."

Du Kang stroked his white beard and laughed.He got along well with Yun Ting and learned how to joke.It's really close to ink and black!
Seeing this, Yun Ting scratched his head in embarrassment, "Uncle Du, Brother Li, then I will live here? I can't return to the human world until the end of the Danyuan Conference?"

Yun Ting's biggest concern is when he can return to the human world.Although the sky is good, it doesn't necessarily have a place of its own.If you don't do well, you won't be able to go back.Although he was the only one left at home, he still had something to worry about.

He also understood in his heart that mortals would not live long in the heaven after all.It's impossible to hide here forever, right?It might as well be dead.

Du Kang said: "Yes, you can live here with peace of mind. During this time, I will not let anyone come in to disturb you. I will also deliver three meals a day. However, I don't know if Fellow Daoist Yun can adapt to the fairy world. diet..."

Li Bai walked over and said with a smile: "I still have a elixir in my house, one can prevent him from eating or drinking for three days in the fairy world!"

Yun Ting said suspiciously: "...Brother Li means that after I eat an elixir, I will go without eating or drinking for three days, which is equivalent to cultivating Dao in the world? Then, if I am not hungry, where should I go?" Toilet? You gods, do you want to pee in the toilet?"

"........."

Du Kang and Li Bai looked at each other with embarrassing expressions.

This question has puzzled Yun Ting for 26 years. It seems that this fairy can do everything, but he doesn't know if he will play big and small like ordinary people!
It seems that you haven't seen TV or novels, have you?As long as the gods don't feel embarrassed, Yunting himself won't feel embarrassed either!After all, it is always others who are embarrassed! !
"...cough," Li Bai coughed dryly and said, "Friend Daoist Yun, let's talk about Mei Bar! Such an interesting question, I'll let you, Uncle Du, explain it to you later!"

"..." Du Kang said with an embarrassed smile: "Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Yun, I won't hold you back. I promise. Hehehe."

Yun Ting finally realized that his problem was a bit of a problem, so he said with a naive smile: "Master Du, I have a bad problem when making wine, that is, if someone peeps, no matter whether I find out, the wine will definitely go bad! So I always Hide at home and make wine!"

Where does he make wine?The ten jars of wine he asked Du Kang to bring were all the three jars of wine in his grandfather's bedroom, but he "processed" them.

After all, the wine produced by the system couldn't be brought out, so he had no choice but to think of this way.Fortunately, this wine is old wine, after Yun Ting's manipulation, it has a certain flavor.It must be more than enough to "fool" these otherworldly gods!

Yun Ting also "deceived" Du Kang and Li Bai, saying that when the wine reached the heaven, he could brew it again.Unexpectedly, these two really believed it.Who made his family's wine unpredictable and refreshing?
"...Then, fellow Daoist Yun, please bend down and live in the attic temporarily. The old man will set up an enchantment around the surroundings, and no one, bird or beast can fly in." Du Kang paused, and said: "Before the old man comes in , will also notify Fellow Daoist Yun.”

Yun Ting understood what he meant, and smiled knowingly: "Then please trouble Uncle Du, this junior must devote himself to brewing wine."

"Fellow Daoist Yun, quickly grab a bottle of wine and come out to satisfy your hunger. Last time you mentioned the poetic drunkenness, did you bring it?"

Li Bai pointed to the ten altars of wine on the ground and said, in his heart, there are only the words "Xiaoyao" and "drinking wine", and nothing else matters.

The so-called "Shixian Zui" is just a temporary name for the wine that Yunting himself made up.Each of his ten jars of wine (actually nine jars) only weighed five kilograms, which actually didn't add up to much wine.

But the names of the wines are interesting, such as Poetry Immortal Drunk, Buddha Pour, Hero Wine, Fairy Drunk, etc., all of which sound tall and noble, especially echoing the temperament of the fairy world.

Afraid that they would find the broken knife, Yun Ting pretended to be calm and said: "Brother Li, I brought it here. But I can't open the altar now, because I'm afraid the wine will lose its spirituality. What if they don't adapt to the climate here and encounter air It would be bad if it spoiled."

He did bring the dagger hidden in one of the wine jars, and even put some human snacks in the wine jar without wine.

Li Bai nodded and said, "Well, everything has a spirit, what you said sounds quite reasonable...then I can only bear with it."

Du Kang just stared at the ten altars of wine, not knowing what he was thinking, and asked for a moment, "Friend Daoist Yun, since this wine was brought from the world, it should be found in a place with a climate similar to that of the world. store."

"Uncle Du is really thoughtful. I am in the mortal world. I turn on the air conditioner to control the temperature in summer and winter. It is basically a normal temperature of more than ten degrees. It is not lower than 5°C and exceeds 20°C."

"It's easy to handle. The old man can just move the wine to the restaurant, and then control the temperature at about 15°C."

After Du Kang finished speaking, he used the immortal method to transform the ten altars of wine into the attic.

Every jar weighs the same, so Du Kang naturally wouldn't suspect that there was no wine in one of the jars.As for what was inside, only Yun Ting knew.

Yun Ting stared at the ten jars of wine in front of him with wide eyes, and instantly disappeared in front of his eyes, his jaw almost dropped in shock.It would be great if I could juggle myself!

"Fellow Daoist Yun, let me tell you a few precautions..." Li Bai and Yun Ting briefly talked about the precautions of the Heavenly Court, as well as the matter of the Pill Yuan Conference, and then left the Du Mansion and went back to their own mansion to get the elixir up.

Yunting waited for Li Bai to leave and asked curiously: "Uncle Du, I dare to ask, why does Brother Li have so many elixirs? I heard that the elixirs of the Supreme Lord are very valuable."

He really wanted to go out and see if this Heavenly Court was exactly the same as in the book, and what those gods looked like.

"Because he has a good master!" Du Kang didn't say who the master was, just playing dumb.No matter how much Yun Ting questioned him, he just didn't say anything.

Immediately afterwards, he told Yun Ting how to solve the problem of eating and drinking, as well as some precautions for wine making, and left with a happy face.

After solving the top priority of wine making, of course he can sit back and relax!
When Yun Ting came in just now, he only marveled at the magic and beauty of the fairy world, and did not look around carefully. Now that there is no one here, he can finally take a good look and walk around.

It's just that when he wanted to go out through the archway that came in, he only felt that there was a soft invisible "water wall" blocking him.No matter how hard he pushed it, it was useless, just like a stone dropped into the sea without stirring up any waves.

This "water wall" can't be seen, but it can be touched. As long as you stretch out your hand to push it, it will bounce back.The sky and surroundings of this garden were all surrounded by Du Kang's enchantment, and only the gods with higher mana than him could tear open the enchantment and enter.

But this enchantment is connected with his mind, and if someone breaks in, he naturally knows it.If Yun Ting had mana, he would have been hurt by this enchantment long ago.

"Could this be the enchantment that Uncle Du mentioned? I must not be able to get out!"

Yun Ting pushed the "soft" "water wall" again, looked up at the clean sky without any abnormalities, and was full of doubts.

For a while, he had no choice but to give up. He originally wanted to go out and take a stroll around the huge Du Mansion, but now it seems that he can only hide here and brew wine honestly.

"Hey... I haven't even seen a hair for a long time. Forget it, wait for a chance to sneak out and play!"

Yun Ting sighed, turned around and entered the restaurant.

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