I open a tavern in the Three Realms
Chapter 167 Three jars of old wine
"you……""
"People don't talk too much ruthless." Yun Ting almost died of anger.Helpless, how arrogant I was just now, how sad it is now.
He drank the remaining spicy soup with a painful expression, then picked up the bowl on the table, forcibly opened the mouth of the unconscious man, and poured soup into it.
It's strange to say that the yellow-haired man who had been drunk all the time, after taking a few mouthfuls of this spicy soup that "killed you", spit out a bunch of flavorful wine with a "wow", and jumped up and down. Jumping chirping shouts.
"Fuck...I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I have to drink water. What the hell is this hangover soup! This is something that can kill people..."
The other yellow hair was also sobered up by the spicy soup at the moment.I saw him jumping three feet high on the spot, yelling and rushing out to find water to drink.
"Trash... What the hell!!"
He didn't say much and threw the plastic bowl on the ground, gave Yun Ting a hard look, and ran out angrily.
"........."
Huang Mao, who had just been poured with spicy soup, saw them running away, so he also stumbled out.
I don't know if he was numb from drinking too much, or he lost his sense of taste because of the heat, but he followed the footsteps of his companions and left without saying a word...
"Damn it... I knew I wouldn't play with you three psychopaths. It would take an hour to clean up this shit!"
Looking at the hall full of vomit, Yun Ting said with a numb scalp.
If you delay all morning, you will treat yourself as if someone else is treating you to a drink.It’s just that this low-end Red Star Erguotou is a bit too bad to drink, right?
"System, it's all your fault. You've spoiled my taste. Before, I could drink liquor worth two yuan a bottle."
While nagging, Yun Ting went to the bathroom and pulled out a long water pipe, aimed at the vomit and rinsed it...
About half an hour later, Yun Ting finally washed the living room clean, sprayed some fragrance, and went back to his tavern.
It was already one o'clock at noon, and Gou Dan was already barking from hunger.Yun Ting drank five bottles of white wine, which was not enough, but his stomach was full of wine, and he felt a little uncomfortable.So I rushed to the kitchen to cook and cook.
In the afternoon, several old and new customers came, all coming for the secondary fermented puree beer.Someone came here after reading the news on the Internet.In any case, today's turnover is still considerable.It's just an internal reference, and only 2 bottles were sold.There is still a long way to go before completing the task.
At around ten o'clock in the evening, Yun Ting closed the door to rest.His purpose was not to rest, but to dig out the three jars of old wine that had been buried in the ground for five or six years in the backyard.
After everything was ready, Yunting took out the electric drill, plugged it in, and prepared to start cutting the floor tiles for system decoration along the red circle.
"Ding"
Words suddenly appeared on the blue screen: Host, have you thought about the consequences?Devices that destroy the system will be punished! !
"What punishment? Kill me? It's just right, I can go to see my family as fast as possible! But you have to wait until I dig out the three jars of wine before doing it. This is my last request, otherwise wait until I go underground Or heaven, when my grandpa asked, I couldn't answer."
Yun Ting held the electric drill tightly, glanced at the dog bomb next to him and said, "By the way, don't kill this stupid dog, it is innocent. Hey, stupid dog, let's go!"
"Aww~Aww"
Gou Dan sat aside, barking at Yun Ting with a serious expression.
Words appear on the blue screen: Are you sure the host wants to go his own way?
"I have to dig out these three jars of wine. This is my house. I can dig it out if I want. You have no control over it." Yun Ting shouted, raising his voice.
His eyes are very firm, especially when staring at the blue screen - at a certain moment, the blue screen, as a black technology, seems to feel his domineering and determination!
Blue screen: ………
Yun Ting saw that the blue screen did not respond for a long time, and the system did not make a sound, so he possessed the "hum" rotating drill, aligned it with the red line and started cutting——
"Ding"
I only heard a dull voice ringing in my ears, followed by a blue light emitting from the red circle.
This blue light was so bright that Yun Ting couldn't open his eyes, and almost threw out the electric drill he was operating.
"boom"
Yun Ting was overturned to the ground by this inexplicable ray of light, and it was an ugly fall.It is not an exaggeration to describe it with all four feet in the sky.Especially the electric drill, it flew directly to the door, and I don't know if it broke or not.If it breaks, you have to pay for it! !
The dog bomb, who is not afraid of anything, just circles around the blue light, howling like a wolf from time to time, barking at the light with its teeth bared.
Yun Ting was afraid that the Shabi system would kill the dog as an example to him, so he immediately crawled over and hugged it tightly!The dog bomb that was held in Yun Ting's arms seemed to have calmed down, but barked at Lan Guang from time to time!
"Ding"
For a moment, the blinding blue light gradually disappeared in front of his eyes.
Yun Ting rubbed his stinging eyes and took a closer look. The circle he drew was still there, but the floor tiles in the circle were gone, leaving only a ball of mud on the ground.
"It seems that I wrongly blamed you... I didn't expect this floor to be so hard. If you hadn't used black technology to cut it, I probably wouldn't be able to get a crack through next year."
Yun Ting let go of the dog bomb, walked to the side, squatted down, touched the edge of the extremely hard floor, and said to the tens of centimeters thick reinforced concrete below.
"Aww~Aww"
The dog bomb seemed to think that the alarm hadn't been contacted, and kept howling around this strange circle, the dog hair all over its body standing on end.Sure enough, it is a good dog who sincerely protects the master, otherwise it is dangerous.
"Dog bomb, don't panic. I'm going to dig wine, you go and rest." Yun Ting patted its head to comfort it.
The dog shook his bristling hair, licked the back of his hand, and went to the side to look at the moon lying dead.
Yun Ting picked up the hoe, carefully dug away the yellow mud under his feet, and then slowly dug out the mud...
"Kang Dang"
I don't know how long it took to dig, but when the moon was about to disappear, Yun Ting finally dug some kind of hard object. He only heard a sound, and he quickly threw away the hoe, squatted on the mound, and used his hands to dig the soil under his feet.
If you look at it from the outside, people think he is digging a well at home!Surrounded by high mud, people can't see it, this pit is higher than him, and even dug a hole!
Finally, Yun Ting dug up the pile of soil that made the noise.It turned out that what the hoe dug up just now was the lid of the wine jar.Fortunately, the lid was made of wood. If it were a clay jar, he would have buried himself alive in this hole.
Next to this jar was another jar, and next to that jar was a third jar.The three jars were placed one after another under the ground at a depth of two meters.
The three jars were covered with mud, and the lids of the jars were made of wood, covered with black mud, covered with red cloth, and tied tightly with red string.Strange to say, after so many years, the red cloth and red rope have not faded or turned black.
"I dug it, I finally dug it. The system must have thickened the foundation, which caused me to dig for so long..."
Yun Ting wiped his sweat excitedly and said, but just three seconds after being excited, he became worried again.Two meters high, how to go up?
"...System, can you do me a favor and use superpowers to send me up there." Yun Ting roared hoarsely.
The system is silent, ignoring the existence of Yun Ting directly.
"Fuck, this thing is still difficult for me? Anyway, I can be regarded as a master who can fly over walls."
Yun Ting shook his sore arm, looking at the L-shaped hole dug by himself, he really felt a sense of desolation.
"Snapped"
Just as Yun Ting was looking at the bright moon in the sky, he saw a rope being thrown down from above by a "person".
"Fuck, is there a thief in the house?"
"Aww~Aww"
Just when Yunting was wondering, Gouban suddenly poked out his dog's head, biting the rope in his mouth, and whispered at him.
"Damn... dog bomb, go away, don't tear yourself down! I can come up! Your big brother, I will show you a free-handed rock climbing skill! You can watch it!"
Yun Ting loosened his muscles and bones, moved his hands and feet, then put his arms on the earth wall of the circle, held his breath and jumped up, his feet formed a horse, kicked on the mud wall, and then tried his best to push forward Climb up - climb up - kick up - climb up ----
Finally, after a very painful two minutes of climbing with hands and feet, Yun Ting finally came up! !
"Dog bomb, am I very powerful? Let me tell you, I used to be very powerful. With this kind of hole, I can't beat me at all! Oh, I'm old, I'm exhausted!"
Yun Ting lay sprawled on the mud pile, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and said while hugging the loyal dog bomb.
Come up is up, he still has to find a way to get those three jars of old wine up.What can I do?Naturally, use a large frame to put the jar inside, and then pull it up with bare hands.
A 25-kilogram wine jar is a fart!Even if it's a hundred kilograms, he, Yun Ting, can pull it with bare hands.
"System, thank you! Heh!" Yun Ting turned over and sat up, and said disheveledly.
If the system hadn't shown mercy, he really wouldn't be able to break through this hard ground.Let alone digging out the wine alive.Maybe Boss Mao will come to collect his body tomorrow.Then the news will say that the owner of a black shop died suddenly in his backyard! !
The system was silent, only the sound of frogs in the distance, proving that Yunting was still alive at the moment.
After Yunting rested for a while, he climbed over the wall to Liu Daxiong's house next door, threw the farm tools over, and then hoisted up the three jars of wine one by one.
After he moved the three jars of old wine to the kitchen and put them away, he was about to fill in the hole when he saw a dazzling blue light flash outside—that is, in the blink of an eye, the hole disappeared instantly.
Cheng Liang's ground is still intact, even the soil on it is gone.Only the electric drill lying quietly beside him reminded Yun Ting that he was not dreaming just now.
Dog Bullet seemed to be very malicious towards this ball of blue light. He kept barking and jumping around irritably, and from time to time he bared his teeth and barked wildly, as if he was seeing an enemy.
"Dog bomb, come in!"
Yun Ting walked to the door and called Gou Dan in.If the system goes crazy and kills dogs and eats meat, he will be guilty.
"Black technology is black technology. Co-authors just dig holes and fill holes, regardless of my life or death... It seems that I still need to strengthen self-defense, survival in the wild, etc., some escape skills and resilience."
"People don't talk too much ruthless." Yun Ting almost died of anger.Helpless, how arrogant I was just now, how sad it is now.
He drank the remaining spicy soup with a painful expression, then picked up the bowl on the table, forcibly opened the mouth of the unconscious man, and poured soup into it.
It's strange to say that the yellow-haired man who had been drunk all the time, after taking a few mouthfuls of this spicy soup that "killed you", spit out a bunch of flavorful wine with a "wow", and jumped up and down. Jumping chirping shouts.
"Fuck...I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I have to drink water. What the hell is this hangover soup! This is something that can kill people..."
The other yellow hair was also sobered up by the spicy soup at the moment.I saw him jumping three feet high on the spot, yelling and rushing out to find water to drink.
"Trash... What the hell!!"
He didn't say much and threw the plastic bowl on the ground, gave Yun Ting a hard look, and ran out angrily.
"........."
Huang Mao, who had just been poured with spicy soup, saw them running away, so he also stumbled out.
I don't know if he was numb from drinking too much, or he lost his sense of taste because of the heat, but he followed the footsteps of his companions and left without saying a word...
"Damn it... I knew I wouldn't play with you three psychopaths. It would take an hour to clean up this shit!"
Looking at the hall full of vomit, Yun Ting said with a numb scalp.
If you delay all morning, you will treat yourself as if someone else is treating you to a drink.It’s just that this low-end Red Star Erguotou is a bit too bad to drink, right?
"System, it's all your fault. You've spoiled my taste. Before, I could drink liquor worth two yuan a bottle."
While nagging, Yun Ting went to the bathroom and pulled out a long water pipe, aimed at the vomit and rinsed it...
About half an hour later, Yun Ting finally washed the living room clean, sprayed some fragrance, and went back to his tavern.
It was already one o'clock at noon, and Gou Dan was already barking from hunger.Yun Ting drank five bottles of white wine, which was not enough, but his stomach was full of wine, and he felt a little uncomfortable.So I rushed to the kitchen to cook and cook.
In the afternoon, several old and new customers came, all coming for the secondary fermented puree beer.Someone came here after reading the news on the Internet.In any case, today's turnover is still considerable.It's just an internal reference, and only 2 bottles were sold.There is still a long way to go before completing the task.
At around ten o'clock in the evening, Yun Ting closed the door to rest.His purpose was not to rest, but to dig out the three jars of old wine that had been buried in the ground for five or six years in the backyard.
After everything was ready, Yunting took out the electric drill, plugged it in, and prepared to start cutting the floor tiles for system decoration along the red circle.
"Ding"
Words suddenly appeared on the blue screen: Host, have you thought about the consequences?Devices that destroy the system will be punished! !
"What punishment? Kill me? It's just right, I can go to see my family as fast as possible! But you have to wait until I dig out the three jars of wine before doing it. This is my last request, otherwise wait until I go underground Or heaven, when my grandpa asked, I couldn't answer."
Yun Ting held the electric drill tightly, glanced at the dog bomb next to him and said, "By the way, don't kill this stupid dog, it is innocent. Hey, stupid dog, let's go!"
"Aww~Aww"
Gou Dan sat aside, barking at Yun Ting with a serious expression.
Words appear on the blue screen: Are you sure the host wants to go his own way?
"I have to dig out these three jars of wine. This is my house. I can dig it out if I want. You have no control over it." Yun Ting shouted, raising his voice.
His eyes are very firm, especially when staring at the blue screen - at a certain moment, the blue screen, as a black technology, seems to feel his domineering and determination!
Blue screen: ………
Yun Ting saw that the blue screen did not respond for a long time, and the system did not make a sound, so he possessed the "hum" rotating drill, aligned it with the red line and started cutting——
"Ding"
I only heard a dull voice ringing in my ears, followed by a blue light emitting from the red circle.
This blue light was so bright that Yun Ting couldn't open his eyes, and almost threw out the electric drill he was operating.
"boom"
Yun Ting was overturned to the ground by this inexplicable ray of light, and it was an ugly fall.It is not an exaggeration to describe it with all four feet in the sky.Especially the electric drill, it flew directly to the door, and I don't know if it broke or not.If it breaks, you have to pay for it! !
The dog bomb, who is not afraid of anything, just circles around the blue light, howling like a wolf from time to time, barking at the light with its teeth bared.
Yun Ting was afraid that the Shabi system would kill the dog as an example to him, so he immediately crawled over and hugged it tightly!The dog bomb that was held in Yun Ting's arms seemed to have calmed down, but barked at Lan Guang from time to time!
"Ding"
For a moment, the blinding blue light gradually disappeared in front of his eyes.
Yun Ting rubbed his stinging eyes and took a closer look. The circle he drew was still there, but the floor tiles in the circle were gone, leaving only a ball of mud on the ground.
"It seems that I wrongly blamed you... I didn't expect this floor to be so hard. If you hadn't used black technology to cut it, I probably wouldn't be able to get a crack through next year."
Yun Ting let go of the dog bomb, walked to the side, squatted down, touched the edge of the extremely hard floor, and said to the tens of centimeters thick reinforced concrete below.
"Aww~Aww"
The dog bomb seemed to think that the alarm hadn't been contacted, and kept howling around this strange circle, the dog hair all over its body standing on end.Sure enough, it is a good dog who sincerely protects the master, otherwise it is dangerous.
"Dog bomb, don't panic. I'm going to dig wine, you go and rest." Yun Ting patted its head to comfort it.
The dog shook his bristling hair, licked the back of his hand, and went to the side to look at the moon lying dead.
Yun Ting picked up the hoe, carefully dug away the yellow mud under his feet, and then slowly dug out the mud...
"Kang Dang"
I don't know how long it took to dig, but when the moon was about to disappear, Yun Ting finally dug some kind of hard object. He only heard a sound, and he quickly threw away the hoe, squatted on the mound, and used his hands to dig the soil under his feet.
If you look at it from the outside, people think he is digging a well at home!Surrounded by high mud, people can't see it, this pit is higher than him, and even dug a hole!
Finally, Yun Ting dug up the pile of soil that made the noise.It turned out that what the hoe dug up just now was the lid of the wine jar.Fortunately, the lid was made of wood. If it were a clay jar, he would have buried himself alive in this hole.
Next to this jar was another jar, and next to that jar was a third jar.The three jars were placed one after another under the ground at a depth of two meters.
The three jars were covered with mud, and the lids of the jars were made of wood, covered with black mud, covered with red cloth, and tied tightly with red string.Strange to say, after so many years, the red cloth and red rope have not faded or turned black.
"I dug it, I finally dug it. The system must have thickened the foundation, which caused me to dig for so long..."
Yun Ting wiped his sweat excitedly and said, but just three seconds after being excited, he became worried again.Two meters high, how to go up?
"...System, can you do me a favor and use superpowers to send me up there." Yun Ting roared hoarsely.
The system is silent, ignoring the existence of Yun Ting directly.
"Fuck, this thing is still difficult for me? Anyway, I can be regarded as a master who can fly over walls."
Yun Ting shook his sore arm, looking at the L-shaped hole dug by himself, he really felt a sense of desolation.
"Snapped"
Just as Yun Ting was looking at the bright moon in the sky, he saw a rope being thrown down from above by a "person".
"Fuck, is there a thief in the house?"
"Aww~Aww"
Just when Yunting was wondering, Gouban suddenly poked out his dog's head, biting the rope in his mouth, and whispered at him.
"Damn... dog bomb, go away, don't tear yourself down! I can come up! Your big brother, I will show you a free-handed rock climbing skill! You can watch it!"
Yun Ting loosened his muscles and bones, moved his hands and feet, then put his arms on the earth wall of the circle, held his breath and jumped up, his feet formed a horse, kicked on the mud wall, and then tried his best to push forward Climb up - climb up - kick up - climb up ----
Finally, after a very painful two minutes of climbing with hands and feet, Yun Ting finally came up! !
"Dog bomb, am I very powerful? Let me tell you, I used to be very powerful. With this kind of hole, I can't beat me at all! Oh, I'm old, I'm exhausted!"
Yun Ting lay sprawled on the mud pile, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and said while hugging the loyal dog bomb.
Come up is up, he still has to find a way to get those three jars of old wine up.What can I do?Naturally, use a large frame to put the jar inside, and then pull it up with bare hands.
A 25-kilogram wine jar is a fart!Even if it's a hundred kilograms, he, Yun Ting, can pull it with bare hands.
"System, thank you! Heh!" Yun Ting turned over and sat up, and said disheveledly.
If the system hadn't shown mercy, he really wouldn't be able to break through this hard ground.Let alone digging out the wine alive.Maybe Boss Mao will come to collect his body tomorrow.Then the news will say that the owner of a black shop died suddenly in his backyard! !
The system was silent, only the sound of frogs in the distance, proving that Yunting was still alive at the moment.
After Yunting rested for a while, he climbed over the wall to Liu Daxiong's house next door, threw the farm tools over, and then hoisted up the three jars of wine one by one.
After he moved the three jars of old wine to the kitchen and put them away, he was about to fill in the hole when he saw a dazzling blue light flash outside—that is, in the blink of an eye, the hole disappeared instantly.
Cheng Liang's ground is still intact, even the soil on it is gone.Only the electric drill lying quietly beside him reminded Yun Ting that he was not dreaming just now.
Dog Bullet seemed to be very malicious towards this ball of blue light. He kept barking and jumping around irritably, and from time to time he bared his teeth and barked wildly, as if he was seeing an enemy.
"Dog bomb, come in!"
Yun Ting walked to the door and called Gou Dan in.If the system goes crazy and kills dogs and eats meat, he will be guilty.
"Black technology is black technology. Co-authors just dig holes and fill holes, regardless of my life or death... It seems that I still need to strengthen self-defense, survival in the wild, etc., some escape skills and resilience."
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