I open a tavern in the Three Realms
Chapter 165 The Provocation from the Vegetable Dog
"Yo, why are you sighing here in broad daylight? Are you thinking about some sao idea to catch people's attention again?" A provocative, piercing tenor voice interrupted Yun Ting's train of thought in an instant.
Yun Ting turned his head and saw three mean-looking young men with yellow hair and strange clothes walking towards him from the side of the street.
"There's not even a signboard, and it's outrageous to sell things so expensive!"
"You may not have seen the outrageous ones, but the expensive things inside are outrageous!"
"Hey, why don't you go in and have a look! I have to see with my own eyes how outrageous it is!"
The three yellow hairs, you talked to each other, and then entered the tavern together.Completely ignore the existence of Yun Ting.
Yun Ting followed into the shop, but couldn't remember where he had seen them.But after listening to a few words carefully, he understood immediately.These guys are here to find fault! !
He naturally doesn't pay attention to strangers coming to find fault or mess things up.Whether drinking or going heads-up, Yun Ting has never conceded defeat, nor has he been afraid of anyone.But if he was to play with words, he would definitely not be able to do it.
But do these people look like they are playing with words? !One look at his virtue, and he knew that he came here to criticize and humiliate himself after watching the video on the Internet! !
When Yun Ting was thinking about how to hate them, one of them unexpectedly said, "Yo, you are the boss here?"
"Do you need to ask? There is no one else here, is it him or who? Besides, who will come to spend in this ghost place?" Another yellow hair winked and said.
"I'm the boss here, what kind of wine do you three want to drink?" Yun Ting asked straight to the point, too lazy to listen to their arguments.Talking nonsense to such a person is a waste of life.
"No hurry, let's take a look first." Huang Mao said casually.
"Then take your time, everyone, I'm going to be busy." After Yun Ting finished speaking, he went to the kitchen.
I haven't watered the potted plants at the door today, so I just took advantage of this time to water and scrub the dust off the leaves.
"Hey, is the wine here real? Why is it so expensive?" Huang Mao shouted immediately when he saw that he was about to leave.
"Here, the documents are complete, look for yourself!" Yunting turned around and pointed to the row of documents on the wall.
The three of them looked at the business license on the right wall at the same time. They couldn't find a place to start when they wanted to criticize, so they had to stop for a while.In addition, the decoration of the tavern is also very retro and high-end, so they temporarily shut up, and collectively discussed the source of this wood.
Yun Ting brought out a bucket of water, and carefully scrubbed the dust off the leaves at the door, almost in a state of ecstasy.No matter what nasty things those three people yelled inside, he would turn a deaf ear to what was going on in the shop, and only focus on wiping the leaves of his tree.
"Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you ignoring people!" Huang Mao walked to the door and questioned Yun Ting condescendingly.
Yun Ting continued to wipe the leaves without raising his head, and there were still two leaves left, so he finished wiping them all.
"Don't think that you are close to the prince, just like this, when you have no use value, the prince will just step on you." Seeing that he ignored him, Huang Mao continued to sneer.
The prince in his mouth naturally refers to Jiang Ping'an and the others.The publicity effect of that video is quite good, even though it is "negative and positive".
In this world, there are always some boring people who will take things on the Internet seriously.Then I racked my brains to prove it was true.
For example, these three boring people in the tavern.
These three people were liquor salesmen in a bar three streets away.I usually like to make trouble everywhere when I have nothing to do.Fool people into buying wine under the guise of finding someone to fight for wine.In the past few days, I happened to see the news about Yun Ting, so I came here together to find fault.
Helplessly, Yun Ting simply refused to pick up on them, no matter what bad words they said, he still couldn't get him to fight back.So the three of them wanted to anger Yun Ting even more, so they secretly took a video and posted it on the Internet, making Yun Ting make a fool of himself and making a name for himself.
"Hey, let me talk to you. Why don't you talk to me?" Huang Mao shouted in a terrible way.
After wiping the last leaf, Yun Ting straightened up, looked coldly and arrogantly at the yellow hair who was shorter than himself, and said slowly, "What's the matter? If there is nothing, I'm going in to pour water!" After finishing speaking , carrying the bucket and walked inside.
"........."
Huangmao was speechless, meeting such a smelly and tough man, he was really speechless.
Logically speaking, these people would leave the tavern after a "closed door".But they just refused to leave, and with a mentality of "seeing death as home", they planned to fight Yun Ting to the end.
"Boss, why don't we make a bet!" Seeing Yun Ting coming out of the kitchen, Huang Mao immediately stepped forward and said.
"Sorry, I don't gamble!" Yun Ting directly refused.
"I didn't ask you to play cards, but I wanted to bet with you on drinking! Aren't you a wine seller? You must be very good at drinking!" Huang Mao said unwillingly.
"It's not great, I can only drink a few sips at most." Yun Ting said calmly.
The three of them winked at each other, and said again: "Why don't we do this! The four of us compete for a drink. Whoever loses will record a video saying that he is a bastard, how about it?"
"It sounds pretty good. But how does it compare?" Yun Ting was idle and bored, and when he heard about gambling and drinking, he asked curiously.
"Of course it's better than drinking high-quality wine! How about we just drink your Red Star Erguotou?"
"Okay! Please pay the bill first and then consume! However, I would like to give a warm reminder: you can't bring your own drinks, and each person can only buy one time during business hours!"
A person like Yun Ting, who has no profit and can't get up early, will naturally not miss any opportunity to sell wine.After listening to it, I immediately appealed to others to pay the bill.Anyway, he's not at a loss, so just compare, I'm afraid he's a mess.
"What? Buy your wine here to compete?" The three opened their mouths wide, looked at Yun Ting reluctantly and said, "No, it's too expensive."
"Can't afford it? Then please go ahead! Don't affect my business!" Yun Ting said coldly after seeing their virtue.
The three of them were speechless, buy it, one or two bottles will definitely not be enough.Don't buy it. You proposed it yourself. It would be too embarrassing to leave in such a dejected manner.So the three of them decided to go out and buy spirits and drink them.
The tavern's rule is that you can't bring your own drinks, but it didn't say that you can't go to Liu Daxiong's house to drink?Ever since, Yun Ting took advantage of the loophole of the system and promised them to drink the wine he bought, while he drank the wine in the bar.
"I have another suggestion. In order to prevent you from cheating, let's record a video as evidence first. If I get drunk first, I will pay for all of you and record a video calling myself a bastard. If one of you gets drunk, you have to do it for me. Pay the bill, but you don't need to record a video to scold yourself, just drink a bowl of 'spicy soup' I made. After all, I don't have such perverted hobbies." Yun Ting thought for a while, and added another sentence.
"Okay! It's easy! We're making a bet in black and white now, and whoever repents will be a dog!"
The three of them agreed without even thinking about it. In order to prevent Yun Ting from going back on his word, they volunteered to write an agreement to accept defeat in the "drinking competition", and happily signed their names.
After everything was ready, Yun Ting took out the key of Liu Daxiong's house next door from the drawer, and went outside to open the iron gate.Then he fetched a bucket of water from his own kitchen, and cleaned the only square wooden table and four benches.
It wasn't hot on this floor, but he also switched on the switch and turned on the ceiling fan.In order not to wait for the wine fight, I will be so hot that I will sweat out.Although the Hanfu is cool and breathable, it is July after all!
"I'm going to buy wine. I'll buy ten bottles first." One of the yellow-haired ones, with a mischievous eyebrow, ran out with the money after speaking.
Their agreement is, three to one.Yun Ting drank three glasses, and each of them drank one.This is clearly the pit Yunting, but who is Yunting?How could a person who would resist if killed, back down?
Ever since, Yun Ting bought a bottle of Red Star Erguotou with his own money.Then drink with these three evil-minded people on an empty stomach.
Fortunately, business has been good recently, otherwise I wouldn't be able to afford my own wine.Wouldn't that be a big joke?
After a while, Huang Mao, who went out to buy wine, came in carrying a red bag containing ten bottles of wine and covered with double plastic bags.
As soon as he entered, he grinned and said, "Let's get started!" After speaking, he put the wine in the bag and disposable cups on the table.
What he bought was not some high-priced Red Star Erguotou, but cheap ones that cost more than 30 yuan a bottle.The green bottle is 56 degrees, and the 750ml Red Star Erguotou.
"Boss, don't say that we are ganging up to bully you! If you blow it with a bottle, we will blow it with a bottle too. Your bottle is only 500ml, so we'll let you drink 750ml, how about it?"
The yellow hair on the cheeks of a sharp-billed monkey blinked and said triumphantly.
The three of them looked confident.No matter how powerful you Yun Ting is, with one against three, no matter how much you drink, you will suffer.What's more, this is a high-grade liquor, and it's not a coke drinking competition.Even if it was Coke, it would still swell your stomach. How could one person win three people by drinking it?
"Okay, then use a bottle to blow. I don't like to procrastinate, just use a bottle!"
Yun Ting didn't bring a cup here at all, and had already figured out how to get rid of these three annoying spirits as quickly as possible.
"Okay, let's do it!"
The three looked at each other and smiled, Yun Ting's proposal was exactly what they wanted, so he agreed happily.
Without saying a word, the four of them unscrewed the bottle cap, pointed the mouth of the bottle at their own big mouths, and began to pour wine with a "gulu gulu".
How would they know that the Red Star Erguotou produced by this system is not choking at all, and also has a sweet taste.Yunting naturally drank it as easily as drinking water.
But the Red Star Erguotou of the three of them was very different. Not only was it spicy and choking, but it was also frankly punchy, making it extremely uncomfortable to drink.
Especially at this point at noon, breakfast is also digested, and the stomach is in a semi-starved state.It's really unbearable to drink this kind of strong alcohol suddenly.
Soon, Yun Ting drank up all the Erguotou in his hand.
He shook the empty bottle that was upside down, and said calmly: "Three, come on!"
Yun Ting turned his head and saw three mean-looking young men with yellow hair and strange clothes walking towards him from the side of the street.
"There's not even a signboard, and it's outrageous to sell things so expensive!"
"You may not have seen the outrageous ones, but the expensive things inside are outrageous!"
"Hey, why don't you go in and have a look! I have to see with my own eyes how outrageous it is!"
The three yellow hairs, you talked to each other, and then entered the tavern together.Completely ignore the existence of Yun Ting.
Yun Ting followed into the shop, but couldn't remember where he had seen them.But after listening to a few words carefully, he understood immediately.These guys are here to find fault! !
He naturally doesn't pay attention to strangers coming to find fault or mess things up.Whether drinking or going heads-up, Yun Ting has never conceded defeat, nor has he been afraid of anyone.But if he was to play with words, he would definitely not be able to do it.
But do these people look like they are playing with words? !One look at his virtue, and he knew that he came here to criticize and humiliate himself after watching the video on the Internet! !
When Yun Ting was thinking about how to hate them, one of them unexpectedly said, "Yo, you are the boss here?"
"Do you need to ask? There is no one else here, is it him or who? Besides, who will come to spend in this ghost place?" Another yellow hair winked and said.
"I'm the boss here, what kind of wine do you three want to drink?" Yun Ting asked straight to the point, too lazy to listen to their arguments.Talking nonsense to such a person is a waste of life.
"No hurry, let's take a look first." Huang Mao said casually.
"Then take your time, everyone, I'm going to be busy." After Yun Ting finished speaking, he went to the kitchen.
I haven't watered the potted plants at the door today, so I just took advantage of this time to water and scrub the dust off the leaves.
"Hey, is the wine here real? Why is it so expensive?" Huang Mao shouted immediately when he saw that he was about to leave.
"Here, the documents are complete, look for yourself!" Yunting turned around and pointed to the row of documents on the wall.
The three of them looked at the business license on the right wall at the same time. They couldn't find a place to start when they wanted to criticize, so they had to stop for a while.In addition, the decoration of the tavern is also very retro and high-end, so they temporarily shut up, and collectively discussed the source of this wood.
Yun Ting brought out a bucket of water, and carefully scrubbed the dust off the leaves at the door, almost in a state of ecstasy.No matter what nasty things those three people yelled inside, he would turn a deaf ear to what was going on in the shop, and only focus on wiping the leaves of his tree.
"Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you ignoring people!" Huang Mao walked to the door and questioned Yun Ting condescendingly.
Yun Ting continued to wipe the leaves without raising his head, and there were still two leaves left, so he finished wiping them all.
"Don't think that you are close to the prince, just like this, when you have no use value, the prince will just step on you." Seeing that he ignored him, Huang Mao continued to sneer.
The prince in his mouth naturally refers to Jiang Ping'an and the others.The publicity effect of that video is quite good, even though it is "negative and positive".
In this world, there are always some boring people who will take things on the Internet seriously.Then I racked my brains to prove it was true.
For example, these three boring people in the tavern.
These three people were liquor salesmen in a bar three streets away.I usually like to make trouble everywhere when I have nothing to do.Fool people into buying wine under the guise of finding someone to fight for wine.In the past few days, I happened to see the news about Yun Ting, so I came here together to find fault.
Helplessly, Yun Ting simply refused to pick up on them, no matter what bad words they said, he still couldn't get him to fight back.So the three of them wanted to anger Yun Ting even more, so they secretly took a video and posted it on the Internet, making Yun Ting make a fool of himself and making a name for himself.
"Hey, let me talk to you. Why don't you talk to me?" Huang Mao shouted in a terrible way.
After wiping the last leaf, Yun Ting straightened up, looked coldly and arrogantly at the yellow hair who was shorter than himself, and said slowly, "What's the matter? If there is nothing, I'm going in to pour water!" After finishing speaking , carrying the bucket and walked inside.
"........."
Huangmao was speechless, meeting such a smelly and tough man, he was really speechless.
Logically speaking, these people would leave the tavern after a "closed door".But they just refused to leave, and with a mentality of "seeing death as home", they planned to fight Yun Ting to the end.
"Boss, why don't we make a bet!" Seeing Yun Ting coming out of the kitchen, Huang Mao immediately stepped forward and said.
"Sorry, I don't gamble!" Yun Ting directly refused.
"I didn't ask you to play cards, but I wanted to bet with you on drinking! Aren't you a wine seller? You must be very good at drinking!" Huang Mao said unwillingly.
"It's not great, I can only drink a few sips at most." Yun Ting said calmly.
The three of them winked at each other, and said again: "Why don't we do this! The four of us compete for a drink. Whoever loses will record a video saying that he is a bastard, how about it?"
"It sounds pretty good. But how does it compare?" Yun Ting was idle and bored, and when he heard about gambling and drinking, he asked curiously.
"Of course it's better than drinking high-quality wine! How about we just drink your Red Star Erguotou?"
"Okay! Please pay the bill first and then consume! However, I would like to give a warm reminder: you can't bring your own drinks, and each person can only buy one time during business hours!"
A person like Yun Ting, who has no profit and can't get up early, will naturally not miss any opportunity to sell wine.After listening to it, I immediately appealed to others to pay the bill.Anyway, he's not at a loss, so just compare, I'm afraid he's a mess.
"What? Buy your wine here to compete?" The three opened their mouths wide, looked at Yun Ting reluctantly and said, "No, it's too expensive."
"Can't afford it? Then please go ahead! Don't affect my business!" Yun Ting said coldly after seeing their virtue.
The three of them were speechless, buy it, one or two bottles will definitely not be enough.Don't buy it. You proposed it yourself. It would be too embarrassing to leave in such a dejected manner.So the three of them decided to go out and buy spirits and drink them.
The tavern's rule is that you can't bring your own drinks, but it didn't say that you can't go to Liu Daxiong's house to drink?Ever since, Yun Ting took advantage of the loophole of the system and promised them to drink the wine he bought, while he drank the wine in the bar.
"I have another suggestion. In order to prevent you from cheating, let's record a video as evidence first. If I get drunk first, I will pay for all of you and record a video calling myself a bastard. If one of you gets drunk, you have to do it for me. Pay the bill, but you don't need to record a video to scold yourself, just drink a bowl of 'spicy soup' I made. After all, I don't have such perverted hobbies." Yun Ting thought for a while, and added another sentence.
"Okay! It's easy! We're making a bet in black and white now, and whoever repents will be a dog!"
The three of them agreed without even thinking about it. In order to prevent Yun Ting from going back on his word, they volunteered to write an agreement to accept defeat in the "drinking competition", and happily signed their names.
After everything was ready, Yun Ting took out the key of Liu Daxiong's house next door from the drawer, and went outside to open the iron gate.Then he fetched a bucket of water from his own kitchen, and cleaned the only square wooden table and four benches.
It wasn't hot on this floor, but he also switched on the switch and turned on the ceiling fan.In order not to wait for the wine fight, I will be so hot that I will sweat out.Although the Hanfu is cool and breathable, it is July after all!
"I'm going to buy wine. I'll buy ten bottles first." One of the yellow-haired ones, with a mischievous eyebrow, ran out with the money after speaking.
Their agreement is, three to one.Yun Ting drank three glasses, and each of them drank one.This is clearly the pit Yunting, but who is Yunting?How could a person who would resist if killed, back down?
Ever since, Yun Ting bought a bottle of Red Star Erguotou with his own money.Then drink with these three evil-minded people on an empty stomach.
Fortunately, business has been good recently, otherwise I wouldn't be able to afford my own wine.Wouldn't that be a big joke?
After a while, Huang Mao, who went out to buy wine, came in carrying a red bag containing ten bottles of wine and covered with double plastic bags.
As soon as he entered, he grinned and said, "Let's get started!" After speaking, he put the wine in the bag and disposable cups on the table.
What he bought was not some high-priced Red Star Erguotou, but cheap ones that cost more than 30 yuan a bottle.The green bottle is 56 degrees, and the 750ml Red Star Erguotou.
"Boss, don't say that we are ganging up to bully you! If you blow it with a bottle, we will blow it with a bottle too. Your bottle is only 500ml, so we'll let you drink 750ml, how about it?"
The yellow hair on the cheeks of a sharp-billed monkey blinked and said triumphantly.
The three of them looked confident.No matter how powerful you Yun Ting is, with one against three, no matter how much you drink, you will suffer.What's more, this is a high-grade liquor, and it's not a coke drinking competition.Even if it was Coke, it would still swell your stomach. How could one person win three people by drinking it?
"Okay, then use a bottle to blow. I don't like to procrastinate, just use a bottle!"
Yun Ting didn't bring a cup here at all, and had already figured out how to get rid of these three annoying spirits as quickly as possible.
"Okay, let's do it!"
The three looked at each other and smiled, Yun Ting's proposal was exactly what they wanted, so he agreed happily.
Without saying a word, the four of them unscrewed the bottle cap, pointed the mouth of the bottle at their own big mouths, and began to pour wine with a "gulu gulu".
How would they know that the Red Star Erguotou produced by this system is not choking at all, and also has a sweet taste.Yunting naturally drank it as easily as drinking water.
But the Red Star Erguotou of the three of them was very different. Not only was it spicy and choking, but it was also frankly punchy, making it extremely uncomfortable to drink.
Especially at this point at noon, breakfast is also digested, and the stomach is in a semi-starved state.It's really unbearable to drink this kind of strong alcohol suddenly.
Soon, Yun Ting drank up all the Erguotou in his hand.
He shook the empty bottle that was upside down, and said calmly: "Three, come on!"
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