I open a tavern in the Three Realms

"Clam? Wine... Holy?"

Yunting was stunned on the spot!

When he came back to his senses, there was no sign of the wine saint or the uncle, and there was not even a drop of wine left on the table.

"Hey, uncle... the wine sage? I'm still the Monkey King!" Yun Ting quickly got up and chased him out.

It was deserted outside, there was not even a shadow of a ghost, only the street lamps were dedicated to guarding the night.

The street was hot and dry late at night, and there was no trace of the old man with white beard and gray robe, or the silhouette of pedestrians passing by.Only occasionally one or two night cats or house dogs run by.

"Damn it, it's so late at night! He actually said he was the Wine Sage Du Kang? This is the 22nd century, the Wine Sage must be seven or eight thousand years old! Damn it..." Yun Ting patted his hair. With my confused head, I walked on the silent street, feeling a little lost.

At this moment, a slender figure suddenly came from the corner, with a cigarette in his mouth, and shouted at Yunting with a playful smile: "Boss Yun, business is not good, so don't be so decadent?"

This person is an old hooligan in the old street. He lived to be 40 or [-] years old, and he lived by gnawing on the old and fooling around.When I have nothing to do, I like to beat my wife and play cards and gamble.When something happens, he still beats his wife, plays cards and gambles!People in the neighborhood didn't see what serious things he did! !

"Uh... just out for a night run!" Yun Ting didn't care about this person, and turned back to the tavern after speaking, and then quickly closed the door and bolted it.

"Pretentious..." The old hooligan glanced at the closed tavern, and walked forward with a cigarette in his mouth.

After Yun Ting entered the shop, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. Before he could pick up the table, he turned on his mobile phone to check the monitor.Immediately afterwards, he was surprised to find that there was no trace of the white-haired old man outside in the surveillance, including the parking lot, and there was no sign of the white-bearded old man.

"Fuck, it's a good thing there is a video in the store, otherwise it would be a hell! Could this uncle really be a god who fell from the sky? Otherwise, there would be no shadow of him moving outside!" Yun Ting watched the video repeatedly, and his scalp tingled for a while.

He carefully recalled the bits and pieces just now, and he began to believe a little bit.Judging from the white-haired uncle's attire, words and deeds, especially the sapphire around his waist, it is simply not something that modern people can have.If he escaped from a mental hospital, how can there be foreign currency?It is also impossible to study wine, and he has already fallen to the ground drunk!

Yun Ting is not bragging, these three cups of home-brewed spirits are mixed together, that is the strength of the spirit!Even if he didn't go to the hospital, he would have been lying on the ground unconscious!
There is only one possibility for a person who can drink three and a half catties of white wine without blushing and heartbeat, and who can stand upright, he is not human at all!But the real wine saint - Du Kang! !

It is said that Du Kang left the tavern and flew directly to the heaven from the hidden place around the corner.He wanted to return to his mansion as quickly as possible.If time is delayed for a long time, the wine on the paper towel will evaporate.

"Stinky boy, I want to put the old man down, it's a dream! When the old man has researched your formula, let's see what you have to say!" Du Kang said to himself a little proudly.

Hard-talking is hard-talking, but the head is really dumb, otherwise, how could he expose his identity in a fit of anger.It is a big taboo for a god to find wine in the mortal world in private, and accidentally slipped his mouth.

"However, this brat is really interesting. The old man fell in love with him at first sight!" Du Kang felt his drunkenness getting stronger and stronger, he was startled, stroked his beard with a smile, and disappeared into the sky in an instant...

This night, Yun Ting, who never suffered from insomnia, suffered from insomnia for a whole night.There are too many things I can't figure out recently.Whether it is this inexplicable system, or the beautiful man in white and the old man with white hair, he is puzzled.

If the white-haired old man is Du Kang, who is the handsome man in white?Which god is he in the sky?Thinking of this, Yun Ting, who was tossing and turning, got up again, got out of bed, turned on the computer, and began to search for pictures of gods on the Internet.

But he searched for a long time, but he couldn't find a picture of a fairy that matched the handsome man in white.The only god he can think of is LV Dongbin, who is romantic, unrestrained and addicted to alcohol.

I've been watching it for a long time, but I don't look like him either!They are not alike at all! !

Then he searched for photos of Jiu Sheng Dukang, and found photos of him becoming a fairy from ancient times.Then I stared at the screen for half an hour before I felt the slightest similarity.As for the similarities, he can't tell, anyway, they just look alike.

"Fuck, what a god! It's so frightening, how could a god come to the mortal world and be met by a mortal like me?" Yun Ting said a little excitedly, leaning on the tattered wooden chair.

But soon, he calmed down.After all, I have experienced the silly dog ​​system before, and when I meet the gods descending to earth, my mentality and emotions will not be so explosive and excited.

Even if a devil comes to drink in a tavern, it is probably nothing more than a normal thing.The tavern itself came from the system inexplicably, and some strange things happened later, and some strange guests came, it was all normal.

"System, tell the truth, is he a fairy? Also, is this fairy sent by you? If he is really a fairy, then wouldn't I earn money..." Yun Ting thought for a long time, but still felt it was necessary Ask the system.

An omniscient and omnipotent system will definitely know one, two, three.

After a long time, the system said coldly: "If the host has mental problems, he can go to the hospital for a day after closing his business!"

"...Damn it! You are the only one who is sick! Your whole family is sick! Let me tell you, if I am crazy, it is you who drove me crazy! Because you are not human, so just recruit me some who are not human Customers come!!"

Yun Ting was so anxious that he jumped up and down, and couldn't help but cursed.

"........."

The system crashed, remained silent for a long time, and finally went directly to sleep.

After Yunting sprayed for a few minutes, seeing that the system ignored him, he stopped attacking it.

Now all he could think about was wondering who the handsome man in white was, and moreover, whether Du Kang would come to drink again.

Therefore, Yunting decided to open from tomorrow until the early hours of the morning before closing.Whether there are customers or not, he will persist until the early hours of the morning.

He has only one purpose, and that is to welcome these gods to come down to drink.As for how to quickly see through their identities, he had to carefully figure out a clever plan.

Of course, the shochu that bears the brunt of their own is essential.Unexpectedly, the shochu left behind by grandpa can be used in such a way.Thinking of this, Yun Ting felt emotional again...

"Crackling, crackling"

After an unknown amount of time, Yun Ting was awakened by a burst of loud firecrackers.

In a daze, he reached out to touch the mobile phone on the bedside, but he found a wireless mouse! ! !
"Damn it, it's dawn!!"

Yun Ting opened his eyes and saw, what the hell, he fell asleep lying next to the computer, and looked at the time, it was past eight o'clock in the morning! !
Yun Ting, who was never late, was finally late today!
The reason is that I thought too much last night and kept searching for information. I searched until about 05:30 in the morning, and then I fell asleep on the table in a daze... who knew that I slept for several hours, and even forgot to charge my phone! !
Yun Ting hastily turned off the computer, charged the phone, then touched her sore eyes, quickly changed into a Hanfu embroidered with lotus flowers, and ran downstairs.

"squeak"

As soon as Yun Ting opened the door, he saw the old lady selling vegetables appear.The grandmother put the burden aside, and she sat on the bluestone outside the door to rest.

As soon as she heard the sound of Yun Ting opening the door, she immediately turned her head and said with a kind smile: "Oh, Boss Yun, you're getting up! I'll bring you a load of fresh vegetables today, take a look..."

Yun Ting opened all the doors, and shouted a little excitedly: "Old man, you haven't been here for a long time, what happened at home...?"

"It's all right, I'm just going to stay at my daughter's house for a while." The old lady got up and went to the dew-stained fresh vegetables in the dustpan.

"It's fine, thank you!" Yun Ting said with a blank expression after calming down.

"Last time you were short of 30 yuan or [-] cents. I remember it all."

As the old grandma spoke, she packed a few bundles of vegetables and radishes that had been washed and muddled into a bag, and handed them to Yun Ting.

"Old man, give me some sweet potatoes too." Yun Ting took the bag and found some sweet potatoes underneath, thinking that it would be good to cook for dog bombs.

I can't afford dog food, so I should buy some sweet potatoes for him!As for whether you are used to eating or not, that is a matter of dog play!
"Okay, I'll give it all to you! I still have some at home, and I'll bring you some tomorrow... There are also local eggs and local duck eggs here."

The old grandma put all the sweet potatoes into a red plastic bag, and then took out a small cardboard box and said.

Yun Ting readily accepted it, and then gave her another 100 soft sister coins, and reminded her to combine work and rest, and finally watched her disappear at the end of the old street carrying a burden.

"Aww~Aww"

The half-starved and half-suffocated dog patted the door with his front paws in the backyard, while yelling "howling ghosts and howling wolves".

"It's coming, it's so noisy! Let me tell you, next time I oversleep, you have to wake me up, otherwise we will delay doing business, and we will all starve to death!"

After putting away the dishes, Yun Ting opened the anti-theft door in the kitchen, went to the backyard to open the door, and released the dog bomb.

The dog howled, rushed out the door like a gust of wind, and disappeared at the end of the alley in an instant.Although it is a beast, it is also civilized and does not defecate anywhere.There is a small garbage dump 200 meters ahead, where it often defecates.

Yun Ting closed the door and went back to the kitchen to cook noodles.I drank last night, and now my stomach is empty, and I feel hungry as hell.So, I quickly boiled noodles and boiled eggs to eat, and steamed two sweet potatoes for Gou Dan as a snack.

Strange to say, this wolfdog doesn't seem to be picky about food.It will eat whatever Yun Ting gives it, and it is very tasty and enjoyable.

Sometimes, it goes to the backyard to lay its dead body after eating, and sometimes it just runs out and disappears for a whole day.

As for where it went and what it did, Yun Ting didn't know.Naturally, it can't speak human words to tell Yun Ting.Anyway, as long as it doesn't cause trouble, Yun Ting will let it go.

"Xiaoyun, why did you open the door so late today? Let me tell you something..."

As soon as one person and one dog finished their breakfast, Boss Mao came in with a smile on his face.It's just that when he saw the dog bomb, his smiling face sank immediately.

PS: Today is the first day of the first month of 2022. Thank you for your support and company all the time. The author hereby sincerely wishes all fellow Taoists a happy Chinese New Year.