I open a tavern in the Three Realms

"Cough, drunk or not, I don't know, but you, sir..." Yun Ting paused deliberately, and continued mysteriously:

"My tavern is one of the most famous taverns in the whole street, and even in the entire Star City. It's a hell of a year, and the business is getting worse day by day. Well, let's not mention it. I caused it myself, and the prices vary. The flavors are different. There are hundreds, and there are thousands of cups that ordinary people can't afford..."

As he said, he walked to the wine cabinet in the bar and took out a bottle of branded wine from the wine cabinet on the left, "Master, why don't you rinse your mouth with this wine before drinking?"

In fact, that is a bottle of white vinegar! !Forgot to take it into the kitchen! ! !

"No, I don't have the habit of wasting wine! I smelled a special smell of wine outside just now, just give me the bottle you brewed."

The white-haired old man looked at him inexplicably, not knowing what he was thinking. He just looked at the white "wine bottle" in front of him with a serious look and said.

Yun Ting put the white vinegar back on the bar, suppressed a smile, thought for a while and said, "Grandpa, wait a moment and drink slowly here. I'll go out and buy a bottle of drink first, and I'll make a drink for you when I come back!"

"........."

The white-haired uncle was speechless, and watched angrily as he led the dog and ran out.Then he smelled the wine on the table, raised his head and drank it.If it was normal, he would have left in a huff, but recently he has a business to deal with, and he has to sit here and wait impatiently...

Yun Ting, with a stomach full of bad water, just led the dog bomb to the deserted old street, and the phone in his hand suddenly rang not far from the door. It was so late, who would be calling?What a strange phone call from an "unknown caller"...

Yun Ting wanted to hang up, but after thinking about it, he was also idle, so he pressed the speakerphone, "Hello..."

A sweet voice sounded from the other end of the phone: "Hi, I'm the customer service of the Star City Brewing Competition. May I ask if you are Yun Ting who signed up for the Star City Brewing Competition, Mr. Yun?"

"Yes, it's me!"

"That's right, after our investigation, you are not eligible for the competition."

"What the hell? I didn't sign up for any competition. Besides, I don't know how to make wine." Yun Ting said with a confused face.

These days, being a liar requires a bit of skill. How did personal information get leaked so quickly?
"Sir, your friend signed you up! Think about it carefully..."

The sweet voice is so irresistible that Yun Ting wonders if he heard it wrong.So, he said cooperatively as he walked, "You mean, I'm not eligible for the competition?"

"Sorry, but if you want to participate in the competition, you need to pay a deposit." The beauty continued.

"Oh, how much?"

"The deposit of 1 yuan will be returned to you after the game."

"I have no money, what should I do?"

"...I'm sorry, I just called to inform you. I don't know the details! Goodbye!" With a sweet voice, I hung up the phone coldly.

"Hey, hey..."

Yun Ting shrugged, looked at Gou Tan across from him and said, "Did you hear that, liars are everywhere, even poor people like me can't be deceived by liars."

Although Gouban understands human nature, he doesn't understand the world, so he just keeps looking at him, tilting his head, with a cute face.

"I'm not qualified? I'm really looking at people through the cracks of the door and looking down on people! Dog bomb, let's go, buy a drink, let's talk about our uncle!"

Yun Ting touched its head and led the dog to the canteen in front.It's so late, I don't know if they are closed or not, after all, they are not open 24 hours a day.

Humans, that’s how it is sometimes, you can do whatever you want.The canteen was really closed, so he had no choice but to turn around and go to the bar street next to it. There is a city that never sleeps, and there are things to buy whenever he goes.

The bar street seemed a bit deserted in the middle of the night, and it was rare for Yun Ting to walk up and down the entire street carefully in broad daylight.I haven't been out for a long time, so I just took this opportunity to take a good look.

"Huh? A new bar has opened here? Let me tell you, why is the popularity here getting worse and worse!"

After walking for half a street, he suddenly found a new store opened here.It looks luxuriously decorated, and the door is open at such a late hour, and there are four tall slender women waiting outside to welcome guests.

A beautiful woman smiled coquettishly at Yun Ting: "Handsome guy, do you want to come in for a glass of wine? They are all imported drinks, and the lady who sells wine is also very pretty!"

Yun Ting didn't even look at her, and led the dog ball forward.Let alone beauties, he is not even interested in fairies.

A beautiful woman is usually spoiled by men, and when she meets this kind of person for the first time, she can't help pouting and muttering: "What a weird person, I don't care about him."

Another beautiful woman smiled and said, "You just came here, don't you know? She is notoriously not close to women in the old street! I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

"Pretentious, hum!" The beauty snorted coldly, turning her head to one side, "I guess he's not a man!"

"Gentlemen, their family used to sell wine..."

"How do you know? Have you tried?"

"puff"

Another beautiful woman laughed and said, "My family lives near his house, of course I know!"

"........."

Hearing the words, the beauty stopped talking, just looked at the tall and straight figure and complained.

Yun Ting ran to an all-night convenience store, bought three bottles of energy drinks and ran back.You can't make the uncle wait for a long time, what if you can't survive and run away?
After a while, Yun Ting finally returned to the tavern, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the white-haired uncle sitting there with his eyes closed.When he heard him coming in, he didn't turn his head to look, but opened his eyes slightly, looking at the drink in his hand and worrying.

"Fellow Daoist, why have you been away for so long? What kind of wine is this?"

Seeing that he didn't recognize the energy drink in his hand, Yun Ting said happily, "Master, you really know the product. I brewed this wine last week, and no one has tasted it yet."

The white-haired old man suddenly became interested, "Oh? You really know how to make wine? Then why bring it in from outside?"

"Well, it's as good as it is. During the rest, I just stay at home and make wine. At first, some people bought it. Now, they all scold me behind my back for making "horse urine"..."

In order to test his identity, Yun Ting also tried his best and told nonsense with his eyes open.He is probably the only one who can call a drink a wine.

It really is true to that sentence: You are lying!

Yunting solemnly poured a glass of wine into a clean glass, then opened the Red Bull and poured it into it.Then he brought a plate of cold vegetables and a bowl of stewed beef bought outside in front of the white-haired old man.

"Master, I'm sorry. I don't have much wine, so this is the only glass left, so don't dislike it. As for the appetizers... It seems that there are only this cold dish and braised beef."

In fact, this is a dinner he carefully prepared for himself.

Yun Ting grinned, showing two rows of neat big white teeth, and continued: "The name of this wine is "Three Seconds Per Hour". Before drinking, hold it in your mouth for three to five seconds, and then swallow it in one gulp..."

"Three seconds per hour? It's creative. I'm here to taste wine, but I have my own way of making wine." The white-haired old man carefully shook the glass in his hand, then sniffed it closely, and it turned out that he was outside the door before. The smell is mellow, rich, fresh and unique.

"The name of this wine has a story. If you pair it with a "one centimeter per hour" cigarette, you will be as happy as a god!" Yun Ting took out another pack of cigarettes, pulled one out and handed it to the white-haired old man.

He also bought it by chance. In fact, he doesn't know how to smoke, but that doesn't mean he doesn't smoke.Men, some things have to be prepared regardless of whether they will or not.

The white-haired old man shook his head, just staring at the crystal-clear white wine in his hand in a daze, "When the five grains were cooking, the heat should not be controlled properly, otherwise why would the color be a bit strange?"

Yun Ting just smiled without saying a word.That paralyzed smile.

The white-haired man inhaled the intoxicating aroma and praised: "It smells good! It smells strong! You are really an unpredictable man!"

Yun Ting stretched out his palm and said respectfully, "Try it?"

After finishing speaking, he took a bite of the food, picked up the drink, pretended to smell it, and drank it down, "Good wine, I like strong ones. If the wine is not strong, it really isn't called wine."

"Uncle, let me give it another name. Even Haohan Liquor, this is the only light-flavored spirit." Yun Ting said that it was also top-notch.

A few bottles of functional drinks, mixed with white wine, will transform into inexplicable spirits, not to mention, it smells good and tastes good.

From this, it can be confirmed that this white-haired uncle is not a human being anymore, otherwise why would he not know about this hobby of mortals?

"how many degree?"

"It's very strong anyway!"

"How much?"

"Three points stronger than a fierce horse!"

"I don't believe it. If I'm drunk today, I'm not a good guy..." The white-haired uncle said, but he didn't speak, but looked at Yunting suspiciously.

Yun Ting coughed dryly and said, "Master, will I still lie to you?"

"Aww~Aww"

Gou Dan licked his tongue, and then went to the backyard to lay the dead body.

It ate a few chicken legs outside just now, and this time it is time to doze off, so he won't accompany his master to cheat a bad old man.

"Humph~"

The white-haired uncle stared at Yun Ting with those incredible eyes, as if he wanted to see through him.

"Master, don't look at me! Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables first, and fill your stomach, so you won't get drunk!" Yun Ting picked up the chopsticks and said without changing his expression.

"Drunk? It doesn't exist in my place!" The white-haired uncle drank all the wine in his glass and said domineeringly.

"Master is amazing! But don't worry, let's drink slowly, I have a lot of wine here, don't be afraid of the big master!"

Yun Ting filled another glass for him.He didn't believe it anymore, he couldn't let him go tonight.

"Master, our final wine is Immortal Drunk. I don't know if you have drunk it before? This wine! It's so strong that I can't even drink it..." Yun Ting said slyly.

"No matter what kind of wine it is, just take it out! The old man has plenty of banknotes! Huh!" The white-haired uncle became angry again. If it wasn't for the unique wine here, he would have left in a hurry.

"Since it's a fairy drunk, ordinary people like us must not be able to bear it." Yun Ting repeated.

He did it on purpose, he just wanted to anger the old man, and then use his own strong liquor to knock him down so that he could find out his true identity.