I survived 999 catastrophes

Chapter 203 Thanks to the God of Work
If you want to dominate the world, you will naturally have to endure the unbearable suffering of ordinary people.

Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, ​​and Li Si are just ordinary monks. If there is no accident, if you cultivate a golden core, you can wait for seven or eight hundred years and then die of old age.

But now, they are able to descend to the mortal world, all because of Sect Master Zhen. Not to mention their cultivation bases have soared, they have also fully realized what they have been pursuing all along, the concept of personal cultivation and immortality, and others don't care about life and death.

What a narrow, ridiculous, selfish thing that is!

They never thought that they would still have the opportunity to run around for the common people of the world, and burn their lives for the common people of the world!
All in all, it is to travel around the world, and then inform the following countries:
"Listen all of you, Master Zhen has already decided to let the Qin Kingdom rule the world, and then let all the common people live a good life, vigorously develop productivity, enhance national cohesion, and self-identity, everyone is in the way Hurry up and donate your country."

The kings of those countries are definitely not willing. Some of the bad-tempered ones, such as the king of Chu, slapped the table on the spot and shouted:

"Is there any reason for this? You, who managed this place in the time of the Chu Kingdom, only knew a little bit of magic, and even deceived the people with false rumors, asking our Chu Kingdom to donate the land to the tigers and wolves of the Qin Kingdom?"

Li Si thought for a while and said:

"It's not a sacrifice, it's a merger and unification. This is a good thing for the nation and the people. You will be accounted for in the future history books."

Bai Qi also said:
"Yes, we advise you, King Chu, to be obedient, otherwise you may be in a worse situation when we take action personally."

The King of Chu waved his hand and laughed loudly:

"A joke! When have I ever been afraid, the King of Chu!"

As soon as the words fell, the king of Chu was taken away by the monks, and they would not kill him, they would just take him away and take him to a cave to become a professional writer.

I specialize in writing novels, and don't do anything else.

I became bald in less than half a year, and became thinner day by day. I would say one sentence every day:

"I regret it. I regret it very much now. If you give me another chance, I will definitely volunteer for my country."

Seeing this situation, the other countries, needless to say, cried and howled to offer their country.

Those who take the initiative to contribute to the country can at least live their lives as a rich man, but if they don’t contribute to the country, they will be arrested and become professional writers just like the king of Chu. It’s so miserable that they would rather go to a kiln as a man and sell jerky I don't want to be a professional author!

Qin Wang Yingzheng, with the help of Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, ​​Li Si and others, cleared away all obstacles on the way to unify the world.

It is known in history as "The King of Qin Sweeping Liuhe".

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Sitting on Cangshan Mountain, He Tu was thinking about what movie to make next.

But in fact, his first film "A Chinese Ghost Story" did not achieve the set goal.

The original intention of Hetu is to let the common people yearn for a better life after watching "A Chinese Ghost Story", sing the praises of poignant love, and denounce all kinds of dross under the feudal superstition.

But in fact, it seems that the effect is not very good, mainly because the common people rushed to work immediately after watching the premiere, and built two temples, one to worship the God of Work, and the other to worship the Qingming Empress.

He Tu was puzzled, I put on a movie, you call me the God of Movies, I can accept it a little bit, but you call me God of Work, what does this mean?

Also, my junior sister is like a flower and like a jade, forever, why is it just empress, empress?

The most important thing is that you can have spiritual beliefs, but fanatical personality cults are out of the question.

He and Qingming are excellent, Hetu can understand this, but in order to cultivate a good social atmosphere, Hetu feels that it is necessary to correct it.

Hard correction is definitely not advisable, it must be done in a subtle way.

At that time, Shi Jinlang was called and asked him to go to the folks to inquire.

What do the common people think?What do you think of our "A Chinese Ghost Story", you can ask.

After hearing the words of head master Zhen, Shi Jinlang immediately packed up and went down the mountain.

There may be bar demons who want to ask:

"No, didn't you, Master Zhen, want everyone in the world to be fair, have a harmonious society, and eliminate all privileged classes? Why do you become a privileged class yourself?"

Hetu is very innocent, how can he be called a privileged class?Since I have great abilities, I have to take on more responsibilities.

It's very different from those cold-blooded ghosts who think about themselves in everything, as long as they stand in front of them, no matter who they are, they will produce them without blinking their eyes!
Not much gossip, Shi Jinlang went down the mountain and dressed up in disguise.

After all, he is also a person who has played the role of electric eyes. Although he is a grandma with heavy makeup, he is also worried that some passers-by will recognize him.

Just make up to look like a grandma, okay, don't worry now, passers-by will definitely recognize me!

Shi Jinlang, who was dressed as a grandmother, met a farmer who was plowing after he went down the mountain.

Now "A Chinese Ghost Story" is being broadcast with high density, and there is a Hunyuan mirror at the gate of Sha County, which is playing the epic "A Chinese Ghost Story" on a loop all the time.

Every time Hetu sees "A Chinese Ghost Story" at the gate of Sha County, it plays uninterruptedly wonderful images of demons and ghosts, as well as eerie music, terrifying sets and special effects.

Ah, the common people must be in a happy mood.

Shi Jinlang found the farmer and quickly asked:
"Brother farmer, you said..."

But before Shi Jinlang finished speaking, the wrinkled farmer frowned and said:

"Young man, what are you talking nonsense? I see you are very young, why are you so rude? I am more than enough to be your father at my age, how can you call me little brother? I call you little brother." ah."

After the farmer finished speaking, Shi Jinlang introduced himself:
"I am eighty-two this year, may I ask this farmer brother Gui Geng?"

"Brother, you ask."

The farmer quickly lowered his head and said humbly.

"Do you know me?"

Shi Jinlang turned around and saw that the farmer didn't respond, turned around again, and asked again:
"Do you recognize it?"

"Ah! Ah! Ah——! You are the one!" The farmer touched his mouth:
"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Shi Jinlang figured it out. The other party didn't recognize him, but now it was time to ask more serious questions:
"What do you think about "A Chinese Ghost Story"..."

Before he finished speaking, the farmer shouted:
"That shriveled kid made that thing, and put it at the gate of our Sha County every day. I'm so hot in summer, I'm sweating cold just thinking about it!"

"Master Zhen, you got it from the god of work you worshiped."

The farmer quickly said righteously:

"The God of Work is really for the country and the people. When I say slack, I mean it has a unique style. The calf means that Dugu seeks defeat, and the son means bowing his head and being willing to be a bully. "A Chinese Ghost Story" is so good, I am so hot I don’t feel hot in summer anymore, thank God of Work!”

　Please help me correct the typos

　　
　
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