Fast-travel to the live broadcast, pick up a villain and bring it home

Chapter 66
The few people who were passed over were a little surprised. Although Lian Yue told them that they came to relieve the empress dowager, they didn't expect to come every day! !
Seeing that they were somewhat confused, Xingchen said, "Who do you start with? One sentence per person!"

……

not talking?Xingchen pointed to Lianyue beside her, and smiled slightly, "Lianyue, let's start with you!"

she?Lianyue wanted to cry, but she had no choice but to use her brains, holding back for a long time, and finally came up with a joke!

"Three poor peasants were chatting in the field. A: If I want to become a high-ranking official, I will eat white buns every day. B: Then I will eat a big bowl of beef noodles every day. C: If I want to become an official, no one is allowed to pick up dung in the village. , it's all mine!"

……

Lian Yue finished telling her jokes tremblingly, but found that except Chang Qing and the others laughed, the Queen Mother and Zhi Qing didn't laugh!
Chang Qing narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Lianyue, what you said is a cold joke, right?"

Suddenly remembering that the queen mother is still there, I seem to be rude!

Quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, "Empress Dowager, I know I made a mistake, please punish Empress Dowager!"

Xingchen asked back, "What is the punishment? Where did you go wrong? Isn't it right to laugh? That's your right! Get up! Don't make such a fuss! Aijia said, here in Aijia, as long as you are sincere to Aijia, how about it?" There are no rules!"

"Okay, go on!"

Chang Qing stood up, took a peek at the stars, quickly lowered her head, and said, "I'll do it, this time I'll say it!"

Chang Qing thought about a few jokes silently, and then said one, "A few people watched the sunrise, and one pointed to the treetop and said: I saw it. Others also said they saw it. At this time, someone came out from behind the tree with their pants up: saw it." Just saw, what are you shouting about?!"

After the words fell, Chang Qing was shot in the head by Lian Yue and Zhi Qing.

crackling!
Chang Qing covered her head and said, "Don't hit, don't hit! My two aunts! Stop!"

Xingchen pursed her lips and smiled, "Okay, Lianyue, love! What Chang Qing said was a joke, why did you hit him? He was right!"

"Your Majesty, Chang Qing is full of nonsense, and the servants are afraid of polluting Your Majesty's ears!"

Lian Yue stopped, blessed her body, and rolled her eyes at Chang Qing.

Chang Qing covered her head and retorted, "What is a slave talking nonsense, it's a joke, just listen to it! Besides, what shit did you just say! It's disgusting! Don't say that you have polluted the Queen Mother Empress' ears!"

"You! Is what I said the same as what you said? It's different, okay!"

"Then ask the empress dowager, the empress dowager didn't say anything, why are you in a hurry?"

Saying that, Lian Yue's heart skipped a beat, she really didn't mean to be presumptuous in front of the Empress Dowager just now!
If the Empress Dowager was furious, she might not have enough heads to cut off!
Unexpectedly, Xingchen didn't blame them, "This is what Aijia hopes for! Kunning Palace is too deserted, and you play around like this, which makes Aijia more popular! No money, love, love , Xiaoru, you should be like Changqing and Lianyue, don't be so restrained, is Aijia so scary?"

Saying that, Que saw two figures walking in from the door, it was Rushuang!
"Your Majesty, this servant has brought Mi'er over!"

After saying that, the palace maid behind Rushuang knelt down respectfully and saluted, saying, "Your maidservant kowtows to the Empress Dowager, my lady is blessed and safe!"

"Get up, Honey!"

Xingchen walked up to Mi'er, seeing that Lianyue and Changqing retreated to the side, standing with their eyes on their noses, their noses, their noses, their noses, their noses, their noses, their hearts and their hearts.

When Mi'er heard this, she shed tears instantly, crying, "Mother! You are back! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Xingchen helped her up with his own hands and said, "Don't cry, stay by Aijia's side from now on! Aijia won't let the people around her be bullied by anyone again!"

(End of this chapter)