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Chapter 72 The Miraculous 'Hi Erpumi' ([-]) Plus More
There will be an update in the evening^^=============================================== ================================ "Phew~ finally down~~ I almost died, thank you." With a relieved expression, he walked to the bush next to him and squatted down, as if he was sorting out his equipment.

Wen Yu glanced at the player's back, and shook his head. Forget it, don't ask. Seeing his appearance, he may not want to say anything. Anyway, I don't expect him to reciprocate. Let's hurry, the detour has been delayed for a while up.Thinking of this, Wen Yu raised his legs and continued to walk forward among several big trees.

No... no!After taking a few steps, her right foot paused in the air, and Wen Yu suddenly realized that she was not wearing a translator at all!How could he understand that player now? !wrong!That player actually spoke Chinese!

It was the first time I met a Chinese-speaking player in a German server, and the legendary fellow-meet-fool plot quickly heated up, so I walked back and forth without turning around.

"Damn... I'm really gone. My money and equipment are gone! Those damn bastards from FMD! It's okay if they don't save me. They dare to come up and search me. They're dead bastards, rotten bastards, and have sores on their soles and thick fluids on their heads." , giving birth to a son is not ‘beep——’, he is raped as soon as he goes out, ‘beep——’ his old mother, a dead bitch, rotten ‘beep——’, ‘beep——’, ‘beep——’… …" (The 'beep——' in the above text are all discordant words. For the sake of a healthy and harmonious network, silence will start from now on.)
At this moment, Wen Yu, who was stunned, was already stunned, "I didn't hear it wrong, did I?" She was still laughing at the German guy's lack of skill in swearing two days ago, and now she heard the legendary national swearing right here. , and that person seemed to be in a good mood to scold, pouring out endless swear words like running water in a low voice, and then the conversation turned around...

"Tsk, damn it, this group of ungrateful guys, playing a game and shaving their mohawks, they don't look like a good bird at first glance, they actually took advantage of people's danger to blackmail me, thinking that I scared you too much? ... and how many times Why can't you guys play ambiguously under my nose, especially that bearded man and that stupid big man, the two of them actually kiss me face to face, I dare to come up and touch me, shit, and then dare to look at me with those wretched and wretched eyes , Said I have potential? Tmd I feel like throwing up when I think about it... vomit... If it weren't for the glass, I would give them my head to step on... Bah, why should I use my head to step on them? Isn't this stupid? , bah bah... someday I will meet again, I will definitely turn you into roasted pigs, no, roasted glass pigs, otherwise I will wring your heads off and give them as foam..."

The boy in the slightly worn-out magic suit squatted in the corner of the shaded tree with a strange expression on his face and babbled at the tree trunk. His whole body trembled from time to time, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, making Wen Yu sure that he was still sneering... …Accompanied by a burst of murmurs that made people naturally exude white hair sweat, Wen Yu suddenly felt that he was so sunny, so bright, so pure, so ignorant... Mohigan head?What kind of head is this?Or is it some kind of food?
I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything...Wen Yu kept brainwashing himself and at the same time his lower body turned around and walked again, planning to make a wise choice to leave here, but...

"Crack!" As soon as he turned his head, Wen Yu, who didn't see the road ahead clearly, took a gorgeous photo of himself on a big tree in front of him. The player who was cursing someone who was cursing Shuang was naturally not deaf. After hearing the voice, Surely will look back on the situation, won't you?So he clearly saw a white mage MM with the same black hair and yellow skin as himself slipping down from a big tree...

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After a while of awkward silence, the boy's surprised expression suddenly became brighter.

"That... thank you just now, uh...excuse me, did you hear any strange voice just now?" A cloud of haze flashed by, and what suddenly appeared on his immature face was a ray of sunshine Dazzling smile.

It was the first time in his life that Wen Yu saw such a bright smile, his brain froze at this moment: "Odd, strange sound? No, I didn't hear it."

The young man showed a mouthful of white teeth, his eyes were narrowed like crescent moons, his head tilted slightly, and he said with a perfect smile, "Hmm! That's right, I didn't hear anything!"

Then, a deep voice came out of his mouth again, the voice was so gloomy that Wen Yu couldn't believe it came from the boy in front of him: "Fortunately, she didn't hear anything, otherwise... "

After hearing this voice, Wen Yu's mouth, which was already in a half-failed state, immediately reflexively said: "Uh...I...I really didn't hear anything, neither did I hear anything. Damn, I didn't hear any glass and light bulbs... ah..."

"Ah—!" The two of them covered their mouths at the same time, and after another strange silence, the boy's smiling eyes suddenly opened wide, and there was a clear but straightforward look in his shining eyes, which was similar to his The stunned expression on his face was incomparable: "You are talking about that voice! Hahaha, that voice! ... Yes, yes, I heard it too. Hey, the wind here is so loud, it must have scared the adventurers in the distance. Let the laughter blow over... Look at how a deep man like me can say such thoughtless things, you are so humorous... Hahahaha..."

"Tsk! This is troublesome, she actually overheard..."

That's right!This is the guy!Hearing the whispered thoughts again, Wen Yu finally came to his senses: he didn't have tinnitus or auditory hallucinations at all!There is definitely something wrong with this guy in front of him!
Seeing his sunny expression, the hairs on Wen Yu's whole body stood up again. Just now, she had a gloomy expression on his face, but she could put on such a sunny expression in a blink of an eye. Some aspects are really awesome.

"Well... If there is nothing else, I will go first..." In the face of danger, it is best to stay away from the scene before the danger has happened.

Seeing that Wen Yu was about to leave, the smile on the young man's face suddenly faltered. Although he would often whisper something like this in private, it was the first time anyone heard such a thing: "Damn it! It looks harmless to humans and animals, but who knows if she will laugh at me unscrupulously after she leaves? Maybe she will go around talking nonsense, if she tells people who know me...Damn it! Then how can I hold my head up in the future? No way! I have to find a way to follow her. If she is not the kind of person who talks nonsense, that’s all. I'm such a genius!"

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