Hatchet line

Chapter 47

"By the way, my mother said a few days ago that I would go on a blind date today." The girl suddenly said something, and the three women opened their eyes wide and waited for gossip.

"I rejected it." The girl said in a flat voice, completely ignoring the expectant eyes of several women, and still said in a flat tone, "I said, can't you let me live in peace when it's Chinese New Year?"

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the three of them couldn't figure out whether she wanted to make a joke?I just want to simply state the facts.

After wandering around for a while, the three of them finally arrived at the legendary gathering place at five minutes to eleven o'clock.

"Here we come! There are four more!" Outside the single room, a voice sounded like a shop waiter greeting customers. The four women didn't even need to look, they could tell that this was the most restless Yuzi in the class back then. The sound of sauce.Ah, the origin of this nickname is because his name is Yu Zi...

The four of them entered the single room like a file under the leadership of a real restaurant waiter.

There were already a dozen people sitting at a large round table. When Wen Yu and his party came in, they all put smiles on their faces and greeted them warmly.

"Hey, Shanshan, long time no see!" A boy held a glass of water in his hand and waved to the four of them. When the water just entered his mouth, his eyes happened to fall on Wen Yu, looking like he had seen a ghost. The one in his mouth squirted out.

Everyone's eyes were attracted by this playful guy.

"Zhang... Zhang Boyu, what's wrong with you?" Liu Ying asked with a forced smile.

Although Zhang Boyu accidentally sprayed water out just now, fortunately, he still has some conscience and did not spray water on others. He lowered his head and sprayed it on the floor.Hearing Liu Ying's question at this time, he coughed and pointed at Wen Yu's face with trembling fingers.

"Huh?" Wen Yu's eyes widened strangely, and he turned to Shan Shan and asked, "Is there something on my face?"

Shan Shan rests her chin on Wen Yu's face and observes it earnestly, then she says with absolute certainty: "No."

"Really not?"

"Not really."

"Surely not?"

"Definitely not."

If this was said by a girl, Wen Yu might not believe it, but Shan Shan would never intentionally lie on this kind of issue to make a fool of herself, so...

With a smile on his face, Wen Yu bent down and asked gently to Zhang Boyu who was still coughing: "Da Yu, did you take the wrong medicine? Or is it itchy?"

After hearing Wen Yu's words, the fat man called Big Fish took a long breath, and said with lingering fear: "Ah, are you really a mosquito?" After asking this nonsense, before Wen Yu's face turned black, he said quickly: "You Why did you have plastic surgery? I didn’t even tell my buddies.”

The audience was silent, Hui Qiang was quiet.This is the harbinger of the coming storm.

Wen slowly straightened his waist, calmly took off his heavy coat and turned around to hand it to Qiuqiu behind.Moving his shoulders, he asked softly, "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

"Don't... Sister Wen... Sister Wen Yu... Big Sister Wen..." The big fish with a forced smile talked nonsense while stepping back in an attempt to escape this innocent disaster.

Wen Yu laughed again, stretched out his hand to grab his dangling right hand, took a step forward, and twisted his hand hard behind his back...

A scream made all the passing guests in the corridor stop. Everyone thought that something tragic happened in this single room...

"If you want to die, you don't need to pick Valentine's Day and the fifth day of the Lunar New Year." After the situation calmed down, everyone sat at the dinner table, and the girl quietly enlightened Da Yu on life.

Before the big fish could speak, Wen Yu slowly put down the drink cup in his hand and said, "Today is the fifth day of the lunar new year. Logically speaking, I should chop up villains..." A gust of cold wind blew by, and everyone couldn't help shivering. "But it's Valentine's Day today, so I still save some people's lives. If he turns around and finds a woman who can control his life, won't we be able to eat him more?"

Looking at the twitching corners of Big Yu's mouth, Wen Yu immediately added: "By the way, I won't follow others when the time comes, and I have to go hungry two days in advance."

As soon as Wen Yu's words fell, it aroused everyone's second opinion. In the end, poor classmate Dayu inexplicably agreed to the proposal of the 21 people sitting here not to eat whatever they wanted.

While everyone was talking nonsense, several belated classmates also joined in one after another.Others who were not present either could not be contacted (this kind of inability to contact is often caused by people who have not been able to find people since they just graduated and have never participated in such group activities), or they have something to do in the past two days and really can't get away. Born.Therefore, as soon as everyone discussed it, they began to serve the dishes and start the banquet.

"Yo! Mosquito?!" A voice of incomparable surprise sounded from Wen Yu's left.

"Ah, isn't this Chengzi MM?~" Wen Yu raised his head, saw the person coming and laughed and teased.

This somewhat handsome boy immediately put on a dumbfounding expression: "Eldest sister, we are also a pure man after all, and you have graduated for so long, can't you show some virtue?"

Wen Yu will only reveal his current nature in three situations, first, when he is tearing apart his face with others; second, when he is anonymously in online forums; third, when he is facing the group of scum in front of him.

Pingdu always deceives the audience with an honest and quiet appearance, and her performance when playing online games before is another copy of her nature: she is too lazy to talk.

Wen Yu picked up a slice of spring bamboo shoots with chopsticks, and replied with a smile: "Pure man? Do you have a certificate?"

"Damn!" Cheng Ye almost habitually raised his middle finger, but seeing Wen Yu's innocent and cute appearance, which was completely different from the chubby girl he remembered, he still resisted the urge.

"You can take it off for her to test." Big Yu said aside, and then all the students who heard this sentence laughed, and some were still booing and urging Cheng Ye to take off his pants.

Cheng Ye, who was extremely embarrassed, hadn't figured out a way to get out, so Wen Yu said in a dignified manner: "It's okay, let's take advantage of the large number of people and test it in public, so that no one will say that I eat alone."

After everyone made a noise, the situation finally calmed down.

Cheng Ye almost collapsed due to mental torture, and sat down on the empty seat to the right of Wen Yu.

"By the way, have you... lost weight?" After eating for a while, Cheng Ye couldn't bear it anymore, and asked his own question, in exchange for Wen Yu's almost distorted expression.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Ye felt that this question should not cause Wen Yu to fight back and seriously injure him, but he subconsciously moved to the other side of the chair.

"Did you forget that she didn't come to the classmate reunion last year? Didn't I tell you that she had gastroenteritis? The elder sister has been sick for a week and she has lost weight like this." Shan Shan, who was sitting on Wen Yu's left, replaced Wen Yu He helped Cheng Ye answer the questions.

"Ah?! You've become so thin after one illness?!" Cheng Ye exclaimed in surprise, then took Wen Yu's hand affectionately, and said sadly, "Mosquitoes, you know, anything that can cause such a major change in appearance Nine times out of ten, the illness is not a good one, I advise you to go to the hospital and check it out, and don't leave any sequelae!"

Wen Yu put his empty left hand on Cheng Ye's, and then said with the same affection: "It's not that I don't want to be cured, the doctor said, if I go to the hospital again, I'm just looking for a cure. You mind putting me in a cage instead of a white mouse, and you can chat with me when you have nothing to do. But, my mother disagrees!"

The big fish at the other end suddenly interjected, "By the way, Mosquito, why do you become stronger when you become thinner?"

"Because my flesh doesn't grow out of the bone anymore, it grows in the bone instead." Wen Yu finished calmly, and continued to pack the dishes in front of him expressionlessly, completely ignoring the laughing crowd.

(End of this chapter)