Fast Traveling Plane Mall

Chapter 1039 81 Disasters (9)

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom finally agreed to put his seal on the customs clearance document, and the four masters and apprentices set off again, but the atmosphere was very strange, because there was a little white bird beside the monkey, standing on his shoulder all day long , the monkey didn't care much, and even picked some spiritual fruits from time to time and fed them to the little white bird.

The angry monk didn't have a good face during that time.

snort!
It was so difficult to ask him to bring back some vegetarian fruit, but he was very affectionate to this little white bird.

This little white bird was naturally transformed by Jiang Xun.

Her real body is Honghu, and that pig was the Marshal of the Heaven Realm before, so it naturally recognized her as Honghu.

As long as this pig is a female, it wants to come up and tease it a few times, so it flirts with Jiang Xun on the way.

Jiang Xun unceremoniously spewed out his karmic fire, almost turning the pig into a roast pig. The monk was so angry that he didn't speak for a few days, and finally couldn't help it, and chanted to Jiang Xun.

"Benefactor, the four of us, master and apprentice, are going to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Is it inappropriate for you to follow, and the benefactor is a person from the heavens, so it's better to go back as soon as possible."

The monk directly issued the order to chase away the guests, but Jiang Xun turned around and said arrogantly: "What are you doing! I followed the monkey but not you! Why are you so meddling in my own business!"

Monk: "..."

The monk was so angry that he went on a hunger strike this time, and the monkey didn't eat anything that came back from alms, and the monkey didn't follow him to comfort him and beg him, etc.

If you don't eat, you will fall down, if you like to eat, you will not eat.

The four of them are monkeys who often go for alms, that pig is a lazy eater, and that water demon only knows how to get along with mud, and it still reveals a fierce nature in its bones.

When the monk was so hungry that he finally couldn't help but prepare to eat the spiritual fruit, Jiang Xun swallowed it all in one gulp.

……

The monk got angry again, and finally ordered the pig to go for alms, but the pig didn't want to go at all, so he asked the water demon to go, but the water demon had no choice but to find some shriveled fruits, sour and astringent, and angry The monk felt aggrieved again.

Jiang Xun: "..."

This monk really has the same temperament as that Tathagata, he is not petty and narrow-minded.

……

In the evening, the group was tired and hungry, and there was no place to stay. The pig wanted the monkey to find something to eat, and by the way, find a place for them to stay. But the monkey ignored him, and stayed with Xiaobai all day long. The bird muttered something.

The pig got angry and ran to the monk again, muttering and playing tricks.

"Monkey, come, come, listen."

Jiang Xun whispered in the monkey's ear again, and when the spell was activated, all the conversations between the pig and the monk fell into their ears.

"Master, look at that monkey head. Now he is embarrassing you all day long. I asked him to find some food for you, but he didn't pay any attention. Isn't it obvious that he doesn't care about you? I said, Master, you should recite a few mantras to make him suffer..."

Hearing that the pig was playing tricks again, the monkey was furious and scratched his ears and cheeks, Jiang Xun smiled and held him down.

"Monkey, that pig can flatter you, just ignore it, and you can't do it in front of your master. Look at me, don't be so reckless in doing things in the future, just like when you made troubles in the heavens, I didn't blame you, then At that time, your strength may make Tiangong look like that? It is clearly the plan of Guanyin."

Jiang Xun said as she took out a few tents from the universe in her sleeves, which she had specially asked to make when she was in Baoxiang Kingdom.

Hehe ~
After blowing lightly, the four tents were already propped up on the spot, and the monk who watched was stunned.

"Oh, that pig, your senior brother specially asked me to keep these few things in Baoxiang Country, so that your master can have a place to stay at night, and let you collect firewood. Why are you still here. "

monkey:"……"

pig:"……"

Turning to look at Master whose face had already turned black, the pig quickly explained: "Master, Senior Brother didn't ask me to pick up any firewood..."

"Go if you are told. What are you still nagging about? Maybe you want your master to eat cold rice."

Jiang Xun snorted, and the pig got up reluctantly to collect firewood.

After the tent was set up, Jiang Xun took out a few quilts from the universe in his sleeves and let the water demon spread them. He said that these were also prepared by monkeys.

Monk: "..."

Isn't this good? The promised journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures is full of hardships and dangers, so it's not good for him to just enjoy it.

So the monk thought that they were enjoying extravagance and would not enter the tent.

When the pig picked up firewood and came over, Jiang Xun had already turned into a human body and the monkey came back after picking some wild vegetables and mushrooms.

It's just that Jiang Xun still held a dead rabbit in his hand, the rabbit's gray fur was covered with blood, and there was a big snake with thick arms in the other hand, and the big snake was also dead.

The monk turned his head and looked over, his eyes finally focused on the snake and the rabbit in Jiang Xun's hands.

This rabbit is still dripping blood...

The monk immediately exploded, pointing at the monkey was a meal of accusations and abuse.

Call him stubborn, easy to kill and so on~
Innocent monkey: "..."

What did he do wrong, he just went out to pick some wild vegetables, why scold him?
The monkey was very wronged, innocent, and very irritable. Jiang Xun sent him a voice transmission: "Your master is bullying and afraid of being tough. He didn't dare to blame me, so he took his anger on you."

monkey:"……"

So angry~
The monkey twisted his body with his arms folded in anger, not wanting to pay attention to the monk.

The monk's anger has exploded in the past few days, and he began to chant the curse while muttering words, but Jiang Xun slapped him on the shoulder. hiding behind.

The monk turned around and saw that it was Jiang Xun, and backed away in fright, muttering something.

guilt guilt...

"Monk, what crime have you committed?"

Jiang Xun knowingly asked and took another step closer.

At this moment, she has turned into a human body, but she is a delicate fairy, how could the monk not suggest it.

"Benefactor, if a man and a woman are not intimate, please don't come forward again."

The monk took another step back, but Jiang Xun sneered.

"You monk, you are an eminent monk who has achieved the Tao, but you attach so much importance to the defense between men and women. You don't know that all men and women in this world are followers of the Buddha. How can you be so biased, how can you be called an eminent monk who has attained the Tao? Take sutras to cross people! You can’t even cross yourself, how to cross ten thousand people, I think you don’t need to learn this sutra!”

Jiang Xun sternly shouted, the monk who spoke directly turned pale, and the monk pointed at Jiang Xun, and you couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Amitabha, sin is sin."

The monk was dumb, and could only sit cross-legged on the ground and recite Buddhist scriptures.

Hehe ~
After Jiang Xun finished tormenting the monk, he turned around and went to clean up the rabbit and snake meat. The snake and rabbit were cleaned up by Jiang Xun's magic.

Finally, Jiang Xun took out another pot from Qiankun in his sleeves. The snake meat was cut off and the soup was made, and the rabbit was roasted on the fire.

A sweet and rich smell spread throughout the mountains, and even the pig couldn't help but popped its head out of the tent...

(End of this chapter)