The Mysterious Boss Attack of the Quick Traveler
Chapter 1916 Love in Time and Space: I'll Wait for You in the Future (27)
Chapter 1916 Love in Time and Space: I'll Wait for You in the Future (27)
"You give me less to eat!"
Su Youqing slumped back on the sofa, pointing at Xiao Yao opposite with reddish cheeks, and said, "Do you know that eating supper at night can easily gain weight? You still eat so much, you really don't regard my body as a your body!"
She was probably a little drunk to say such a thing.
"Neither are you."
Xiao Yao stood up from the sofa, pointed at her unsteadily, and said, "Isn't the body you are using now also my body? I am a star, a big star! Do you know that I rely on my face to make a living? ...When I return to my body, if I find that you made me fat, how will I deal with you?"
Xiao Yao was also drunk.
What follows is a complete conversation between two drunks.
"What? You want to clean me up? You want to clean me up too?"
Su Youqing stood up and began to roll up her sleeves.I pulled it several times, but it didn't come out.Slowly lowering her head, she realized that she was wearing short sleeves, and there were no long sleeves for her to roll.
"Why can't I do it?" At this moment, Xiao Yao staggered around the coffee table in the middle and came to Su Youqing's sofa, staring at her drunkenly, "You think I can't do it? I'm a man, how could it be possible?" Will it work?"
After Xiao Yao finished speaking, Su Youqing pointed at him and burst out laughing.
"A man? Are you still a man?"
She smiled and said, "Obviously now, I am a man! I am a man! You are a woman!"
"No, no, no, I am the man, you are the woman..." Xiao Yao raised his hand, waved it in front of him, grabbed Su Youqing's finger pointing at him, and said, "Believe it or not, I can do it right now." I've done it for you!"
After speaking, he raised his chin proudly.
Su Youqing stared at the face in front of her.
After a while, he laughed again.
"You fucked me? Obviously now, I'm the one who fucked you! Do you have a little JJ?" She asked with a big smile.
After Xiao Yao heard this, his face flushed with anger: "Why don't I have it? Not only do I have it, I'll show you right now..."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Su Youqing's pants.
"Hey, what are you doing? Playing hooligans?"
"Don't you want to see it? I'll let you see it! It's so big!"
"Big bastard! That's not yours, it's mine! Now it's mine!"
"It's obviously mine! It still has my name on it, if you don't believe me, I'll point it out to you..."
……
The two wrestled on the sofa for a trouser belt.Twisting and twisting, they rolled together.Su Youqing was crushed by Xiao Yao.
Probably a little dizzy, neither of them moved.
After a while, Xiao Yao stared at her face and smiled: "You are so handsome."
"..."
In the few minutes when she didn't move just now, Su Youqing's head cleared up a little.So when he heard Xiao Yao's words, he immediately scolded him for being narcissistic.
He actually stared at his own face and said he was so handsome!
Even when he was drunk, he never forgot to praise himself.
She hasn't seen such a narcissistic person for a long time.
"It's really handsome."
Xiao Yao pressed/on her body, holding "her" face, with a look of nympho, "The more you look at it, the more handsome you are. If you look from the left, the left side is handsome. If you look from the right, the right side is handsome. It's so handsome, so I haven't seen her." Such a handsome face. I can't help it, I want to kiss..."
When the voice fell to the ground, without waiting for Su Youqing to react, she kissed her face.
What the hell!
Is this guy narcissistic to the extreme?
Su Youqing stretched out her hand, wanting to push him.
**Six more~
(End of this chapter)
"You give me less to eat!"
Su Youqing slumped back on the sofa, pointing at Xiao Yao opposite with reddish cheeks, and said, "Do you know that eating supper at night can easily gain weight? You still eat so much, you really don't regard my body as a your body!"
She was probably a little drunk to say such a thing.
"Neither are you."
Xiao Yao stood up from the sofa, pointed at her unsteadily, and said, "Isn't the body you are using now also my body? I am a star, a big star! Do you know that I rely on my face to make a living? ...When I return to my body, if I find that you made me fat, how will I deal with you?"
Xiao Yao was also drunk.
What follows is a complete conversation between two drunks.
"What? You want to clean me up? You want to clean me up too?"
Su Youqing stood up and began to roll up her sleeves.I pulled it several times, but it didn't come out.Slowly lowering her head, she realized that she was wearing short sleeves, and there were no long sleeves for her to roll.
"Why can't I do it?" At this moment, Xiao Yao staggered around the coffee table in the middle and came to Su Youqing's sofa, staring at her drunkenly, "You think I can't do it? I'm a man, how could it be possible?" Will it work?"
After Xiao Yao finished speaking, Su Youqing pointed at him and burst out laughing.
"A man? Are you still a man?"
She smiled and said, "Obviously now, I am a man! I am a man! You are a woman!"
"No, no, no, I am the man, you are the woman..." Xiao Yao raised his hand, waved it in front of him, grabbed Su Youqing's finger pointing at him, and said, "Believe it or not, I can do it right now." I've done it for you!"
After speaking, he raised his chin proudly.
Su Youqing stared at the face in front of her.
After a while, he laughed again.
"You fucked me? Obviously now, I'm the one who fucked you! Do you have a little JJ?" She asked with a big smile.
After Xiao Yao heard this, his face flushed with anger: "Why don't I have it? Not only do I have it, I'll show you right now..."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Su Youqing's pants.
"Hey, what are you doing? Playing hooligans?"
"Don't you want to see it? I'll let you see it! It's so big!"
"Big bastard! That's not yours, it's mine! Now it's mine!"
"It's obviously mine! It still has my name on it, if you don't believe me, I'll point it out to you..."
……
The two wrestled on the sofa for a trouser belt.Twisting and twisting, they rolled together.Su Youqing was crushed by Xiao Yao.
Probably a little dizzy, neither of them moved.
After a while, Xiao Yao stared at her face and smiled: "You are so handsome."
"..."
In the few minutes when she didn't move just now, Su Youqing's head cleared up a little.So when he heard Xiao Yao's words, he immediately scolded him for being narcissistic.
He actually stared at his own face and said he was so handsome!
Even when he was drunk, he never forgot to praise himself.
She hasn't seen such a narcissistic person for a long time.
"It's really handsome."
Xiao Yao pressed/on her body, holding "her" face, with a look of nympho, "The more you look at it, the more handsome you are. If you look from the left, the left side is handsome. If you look from the right, the right side is handsome. It's so handsome, so I haven't seen her." Such a handsome face. I can't help it, I want to kiss..."
When the voice fell to the ground, without waiting for Su Youqing to react, she kissed her face.
What the hell!
Is this guy narcissistic to the extreme?
Su Youqing stretched out her hand, wanting to push him.
**Six more~
(End of this chapter)
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