Time travel fat businessman
Chapter 811 Xiang Yu VS Li Bai
Chapter 811 Xiang Yu VS Li Bai
The moment he stepped into the chaotic apartment, Li Bai felt his heavy body lighten instantly, and that kind of comfort was just like when he was young and most energetic.
Originally, he had great expectations for coming to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, but at this moment his body changed instantly, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and wanted to compose a poem.
But it was unsuccessful, Fan Xiaomi rushed down like a whirlwind, opening his mouth like a cannonball of greetings:
"Hi! I'm Fan Xiaomi. I'm in charge of guiding you to familiarize yourself with the apartment. Please cooperate actively. In the future, we will live under one roof. I will see you when you look up. Let me first introduce you to our residents. Please follow me. bring it on!"
After speaking, he looked at Tao Bao. Tao Bao handed her the room card and key. He ignored the dumbfounded Li Bai and asked:
"Has the room where Li Bai is going to live been cleaned?"
"It's been cleaned, don't worry, Sister Tao Bao, it's absolutely fine!" Fan Xiaomi assured, patting his chest.
Tao Bao nodded, smiled at Li Bai, left him, and returned to the office.
Li Bai was slightly startled, looked at Fan Xiaomi in front of him in long clothes and trousers, looked up at the apartment buildings, regained his excitement, and asked with a smile: "Miss Fan"
"No, I'm not a girl, I'm already married, Grandpa Li Bai, you can call me Xiaomi, hehe." Fan Xiaomi smiled shyly, raised his hand and said, "Please come with me, I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the environment. "
Li Bai nodded, followed Fan Xiaomi's pace, put his left hand on the saber at his waist, scratched it tangledly, and finally grasped the sword in his hand, and said to Fan Xiaomi with firm eyes:
"Actually, you don't have to call me Grandpa, you can call me Mr. Taibai."
"Okay Grandpa Taibai." Fan Xiaomi opened his mouth and shouted, Li Bai frowned and narrowed his eyes, "Mr. Taibai!"
"Okay, okay, Mr. Taibai." Fan Xiaomi smiled and invited him to the elevator, "I'm sorry, I was just joking."
Seeing her like this, Li Bai raised his chin arrogantly, and let out a "hum", his face was indifferent, but he entered the elevator with great curiosity in his heart.
The elevator in the apartment was very fast, and he reached the sixth floor in a blink of an eye. Fan Xiaomi led him out of the elevator, pointed to room 602 and explained:
"Xiang Yu and his wife live here, you will be neighbors from now on, you must get along harmoniously and in love."
After she finished speaking, the door opened, and Xiang Yu came out with his messy long hair, yawned lazily, and looked at Li Bai with sleepy eyes. When he looked down at his waist, his sleepy eyes suddenly Bright.
"New here?" Xiang Yu stepped forward, he was tall, he looked down at Li Bai, quite condescending.
Li Bai originally thought about the chaotic apartment where this overlord of Western Chu came to with high hopes, but he didn't expect that the real Xiang Yu was completely different from the hero he imagined. He was wearing a vest, shorts, flip-flops and so on, which was a little disappointing.
"You are the overlord, aren't you? Li Bai, disrespect and disrespect!" Although disappointed, but in the future they will live face to face, and the relationship should be improved.
Xiang Yu nodded, he was used to being a superior, and he didn't mean to salute Li Bai, but looked at the sword on Li Bai's waist with great interest, and asked with a smile:
"You have a sword, but you know martial arts?"
Li Bai nodded again, pretending to be modest and waved his hands and said, "I'm not talented, I only learned some third-rate martial arts, it's not considered good at it."
How could Xiang Yu fail to see that he was modest, raised his hand to straighten his messy hairstyle, looked at Li Bai aggressively, and asked:
"I haven't exercised my muscles and bones for many days, why don't you practice with me?"
When he finished speaking, Li Bai was still in astonishment, so he punched him first.
That fist was bigger than Li Bai's face. Not only was it fierce, but he had no intention of holding back.Feeling the sharp wind blowing towards his face, Li Bai immediately came to his senses, staggered back, drew out his sword and stabbed.
Xiang Yu was even more excited when he saw him draw his sword. Think about it, if a meat lover cannot eat meat for a month, how would he react when he suddenly sees meat?
It must be exciting and exciting, Xiang Yu felt this way at this time, he hadn't fought for a long time, and he was about to faint.
Seeing now that Li Bai really seemed to have some tricks, while retreating, he picked up the broom that Fan Xiaomi put on the stairs for cleaning, and greeted him like a long spear. With one sweep, he deflected Li Bai's sword, and the backhand was a broom flower, which only shook Li Bai. dazzled.
Fan Xiaomi on the side saw it, not only did not stop him, but knowing that the residents like them would not die if they fell from the roof of the building in the chaotic apartment, he took out his smart brain and started recording with confidence.
In fact, she has a secret that she hasn't told Tao Bao. She also has a part-time job, live broadcasting on that website.
The video of Xiang Yu and Li Bai's duel is quite commercially valuable.Once released, her Little Cai Bubbles will definitely go up, and when the time comes, the Little Cai Bubbles will be exchanged for small money, what a joy!
Ever since, the broom and sword collided with each other in the corridor on the sixth floor of Unit [-].
Li Bai's swordsmanship emphasizes lightness and nimbleness, while Xiang Yu's broom is a heavy blow. The two of them are skillful and brute force. In the end, Li Bai gradually loses his strength under Xiang Yu's increasingly excited persecution. Overturned.
Wait, something seems wrong!
Li Bai felt that the scenery in front of him was constantly rising, the wind was so cool, and his body was so floating. No, no, no, he was descending!
"Oh!"
"Crackling!"
With a bang, Li Bai fell from the sixth floor, and was caught by the clothes rail that Fan Xiaomi used to dry his clothes. His feet stopped for less than two seconds before he landed on his head.
Xiang Yu: "."
Fan Xiaomi: "."
"You're not going to die, are you?" The two said in unison, looking at each other with bewildered eyes.
There was an eerie silence in the air for a second, and the white-robed old man on the floor of the first floor tremblingly raised a hand, "Xiang Yu, man! This old man wants to write a poem, so that you will be infamous forever!"
Although the voice is weak, it is full of unyielding and resistance to the tragic fate.
"Phew~, scare me to death, it's good if I don't die, come back next time, let's have lunch first." Xiang Yu heaved a sigh of relief, patted his chest, looked at Li Bai under his eyes, waved his hand, and went home to eat contentedly went.
Fan Xiaomi gripped the phone tightly and hurriedly recorded this scene, then put away the phone and ran downstairs.
When she got downstairs, she had already figured out how to explain to Li Bai, but...
"Fan Xiaomi!!!"
"Believe it or not, I will fire you!"
A roar exploded in the apartment, and Fan Xiaomi subconsciously covered her ears. Before all the explanations she had thought up had time to put into practice, she was deducted a month's salary and paid for her brain.
Life is always full of surprises.
(End of this chapter)
The moment he stepped into the chaotic apartment, Li Bai felt his heavy body lighten instantly, and that kind of comfort was just like when he was young and most energetic.
Originally, he had great expectations for coming to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, but at this moment his body changed instantly, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and wanted to compose a poem.
But it was unsuccessful, Fan Xiaomi rushed down like a whirlwind, opening his mouth like a cannonball of greetings:
"Hi! I'm Fan Xiaomi. I'm in charge of guiding you to familiarize yourself with the apartment. Please cooperate actively. In the future, we will live under one roof. I will see you when you look up. Let me first introduce you to our residents. Please follow me. bring it on!"
After speaking, he looked at Tao Bao. Tao Bao handed her the room card and key. He ignored the dumbfounded Li Bai and asked:
"Has the room where Li Bai is going to live been cleaned?"
"It's been cleaned, don't worry, Sister Tao Bao, it's absolutely fine!" Fan Xiaomi assured, patting his chest.
Tao Bao nodded, smiled at Li Bai, left him, and returned to the office.
Li Bai was slightly startled, looked at Fan Xiaomi in front of him in long clothes and trousers, looked up at the apartment buildings, regained his excitement, and asked with a smile: "Miss Fan"
"No, I'm not a girl, I'm already married, Grandpa Li Bai, you can call me Xiaomi, hehe." Fan Xiaomi smiled shyly, raised his hand and said, "Please come with me, I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the environment. "
Li Bai nodded, followed Fan Xiaomi's pace, put his left hand on the saber at his waist, scratched it tangledly, and finally grasped the sword in his hand, and said to Fan Xiaomi with firm eyes:
"Actually, you don't have to call me Grandpa, you can call me Mr. Taibai."
"Okay Grandpa Taibai." Fan Xiaomi opened his mouth and shouted, Li Bai frowned and narrowed his eyes, "Mr. Taibai!"
"Okay, okay, Mr. Taibai." Fan Xiaomi smiled and invited him to the elevator, "I'm sorry, I was just joking."
Seeing her like this, Li Bai raised his chin arrogantly, and let out a "hum", his face was indifferent, but he entered the elevator with great curiosity in his heart.
The elevator in the apartment was very fast, and he reached the sixth floor in a blink of an eye. Fan Xiaomi led him out of the elevator, pointed to room 602 and explained:
"Xiang Yu and his wife live here, you will be neighbors from now on, you must get along harmoniously and in love."
After she finished speaking, the door opened, and Xiang Yu came out with his messy long hair, yawned lazily, and looked at Li Bai with sleepy eyes. When he looked down at his waist, his sleepy eyes suddenly Bright.
"New here?" Xiang Yu stepped forward, he was tall, he looked down at Li Bai, quite condescending.
Li Bai originally thought about the chaotic apartment where this overlord of Western Chu came to with high hopes, but he didn't expect that the real Xiang Yu was completely different from the hero he imagined. He was wearing a vest, shorts, flip-flops and so on, which was a little disappointing.
"You are the overlord, aren't you? Li Bai, disrespect and disrespect!" Although disappointed, but in the future they will live face to face, and the relationship should be improved.
Xiang Yu nodded, he was used to being a superior, and he didn't mean to salute Li Bai, but looked at the sword on Li Bai's waist with great interest, and asked with a smile:
"You have a sword, but you know martial arts?"
Li Bai nodded again, pretending to be modest and waved his hands and said, "I'm not talented, I only learned some third-rate martial arts, it's not considered good at it."
How could Xiang Yu fail to see that he was modest, raised his hand to straighten his messy hairstyle, looked at Li Bai aggressively, and asked:
"I haven't exercised my muscles and bones for many days, why don't you practice with me?"
When he finished speaking, Li Bai was still in astonishment, so he punched him first.
That fist was bigger than Li Bai's face. Not only was it fierce, but he had no intention of holding back.Feeling the sharp wind blowing towards his face, Li Bai immediately came to his senses, staggered back, drew out his sword and stabbed.
Xiang Yu was even more excited when he saw him draw his sword. Think about it, if a meat lover cannot eat meat for a month, how would he react when he suddenly sees meat?
It must be exciting and exciting, Xiang Yu felt this way at this time, he hadn't fought for a long time, and he was about to faint.
Seeing now that Li Bai really seemed to have some tricks, while retreating, he picked up the broom that Fan Xiaomi put on the stairs for cleaning, and greeted him like a long spear. With one sweep, he deflected Li Bai's sword, and the backhand was a broom flower, which only shook Li Bai. dazzled.
Fan Xiaomi on the side saw it, not only did not stop him, but knowing that the residents like them would not die if they fell from the roof of the building in the chaotic apartment, he took out his smart brain and started recording with confidence.
In fact, she has a secret that she hasn't told Tao Bao. She also has a part-time job, live broadcasting on that website.
The video of Xiang Yu and Li Bai's duel is quite commercially valuable.Once released, her Little Cai Bubbles will definitely go up, and when the time comes, the Little Cai Bubbles will be exchanged for small money, what a joy!
Ever since, the broom and sword collided with each other in the corridor on the sixth floor of Unit [-].
Li Bai's swordsmanship emphasizes lightness and nimbleness, while Xiang Yu's broom is a heavy blow. The two of them are skillful and brute force. In the end, Li Bai gradually loses his strength under Xiang Yu's increasingly excited persecution. Overturned.
Wait, something seems wrong!
Li Bai felt that the scenery in front of him was constantly rising, the wind was so cool, and his body was so floating. No, no, no, he was descending!
"Oh!"
"Crackling!"
With a bang, Li Bai fell from the sixth floor, and was caught by the clothes rail that Fan Xiaomi used to dry his clothes. His feet stopped for less than two seconds before he landed on his head.
Xiang Yu: "."
Fan Xiaomi: "."
"You're not going to die, are you?" The two said in unison, looking at each other with bewildered eyes.
There was an eerie silence in the air for a second, and the white-robed old man on the floor of the first floor tremblingly raised a hand, "Xiang Yu, man! This old man wants to write a poem, so that you will be infamous forever!"
Although the voice is weak, it is full of unyielding and resistance to the tragic fate.
"Phew~, scare me to death, it's good if I don't die, come back next time, let's have lunch first." Xiang Yu heaved a sigh of relief, patted his chest, looked at Li Bai under his eyes, waved his hand, and went home to eat contentedly went.
Fan Xiaomi gripped the phone tightly and hurriedly recorded this scene, then put away the phone and ran downstairs.
When she got downstairs, she had already figured out how to explain to Li Bai, but...
"Fan Xiaomi!!!"
"Believe it or not, I will fire you!"
A roar exploded in the apartment, and Fan Xiaomi subconsciously covered her ears. Before all the explanations she had thought up had time to put into practice, she was deducted a month's salary and paid for her brain.
Life is always full of surprises.
(End of this chapter)
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