Quick Transmigration Guide: Boss, accept me!

Chapter 82 The Queen Falls in Love with Pinocchio (2)

"Good news, the hunter has returned with the princess' heart." The knight whispered.

"What? Bring me the hunter!" Bai Zhi was furious.

"Yes." The knight backed away puzzled.

……

Bai Zhi looked at the trembling hunter and tapped the diamond on the throne: "Tell me, I know the princess is not dead, where are you hiding?"

"I...the princess is really dead!" The hunter straightened his back and explained.

"You fucking fart! Bullying my old lady is stupid? Drag the hunter down and kill him, and take someone to search for those seven dwarves by the way!" Bai Zhi commanded aggressively.

"Yes." The knight led the shouting hunter down.

……

When finally no one disturbed her, Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief and took out the magic mirror from her arms.

"Mirror, mirror, tell me..."

"Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the world!" The magic mirror replied without waiting for Bai Zhi to finish speaking.

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll smash you!" Bai Zhi picked up the mirror and wanted to throw it down.

"Just kidding, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, queen." The magic mirror quickly changed his words to please her.

"Fuck you! I'm asking where is Aladdin's magic lamp now?" Bai Zhi looked at the unreliable magic mirror with disgust.

"At Ali Baba's place, Princess Pea gave it to him before she died." The magic mirror heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh. Wait... What are you talking about? Princess and the Pea is dead?" Bai Zhi felt that her childhood was about to be completely destroyed.

"That's right, Princess and the Pea, who can feel a pea through twelve velvet quilts... Of course the little cannibal prince wants to eat her! Don't be too tender!" The way you eat.

"..." She might be about to smash something, such as this unpleasant spicy chicken magic mirror in her hand.

……

"Come prepare the carriage and go to Ali Baba's house." Bai Zhi kicked the magic mirror up and called out to the soldiers.

"Please wait a moment, Your Majesty Queen." The soldier bowed and stepped back.

Bai Zhi sits speechlessly in the pumpkin carriage borrowed from Cinderella's sister's house, and the complexity in her heart exceeds the relationship between ternary cubic equations and geometric algebraic functions.

Why is Cinderella still Cinderella?
Of course it's because her sister asked for the twig her father brought back!
Why didn't Aladdin ask for the magic lamp?
Because he caught a flounder!

Bai Zhi walked into Ali Baba's house clutching the little heart of the blue thin shiitake mushroom, and found that Ali Baba was actually a super good-looking little brother.

And after hearing that Bai Zhi wanted the magic lamp, he generously handed the magic lamp to her.

When Bai Zhi asked why he was so generous, his answer was...

The Djinn can only grant a person three wishes, and he has already run out!

And...he can't describe the wife of the lamp god. It seems that the lamp god doesn't like him very much recently, and it's too dangerous to keep her.

Bai Zhi silently rubbed the magic lamp twice, and a smurf-like lamp god appeared.

Hearing Ali Baba's words, he called his wife with a serious and serious face, hugged his wife righteously and said, "Don't talk nonsense! We love each other very much!"

Bai Zhi: "..."

Okay, everything the village head says is right.

[What village chief? 】The system interrupted Bai Zhi curiously.

"The village chief of Qingqing Grassland! Have you seen the green light above the head of the lamp god? SVIP's exclusive forgiveness hat!" Bai Zhi happily looked at the group of fairy tale characters who had been completely destroyed.

[...I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first. ] After the system finished speaking, it disappeared.

Bai Zhi scratched her head curiously, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Huh? What are you doing, the system? Your wife is also... Hehehehe."

After giggling for a while, Bai Zhi returned to her palace with the magic lamp and the lamp god with great satisfaction.

After all, her precious daughter will also be brought back!
Oh, I get excited just thinking about it!
Bai Zhi excitedly rubbed her hands.

(End of this chapter)