Roaming the heavens begins with Hokage

Chapter 242: An Interlude Before Departure

"Are you waiting for me?"

When everyone was about to leave, a humble voice suddenly came from the door.

"Damn, what are you doing here?" Xia Yun looked at Deadpool, speechless.

Deadpool stood at the door and didn't come in, but put on a look that he thought was handsome, and asked, "Ha, why can't I come?"

Deadpool didn't wait for him to speak, and asked himself and answered directly: "I just came here to remind you that you seem to have forgotten to leave alimony for the Cyclops baby."

Xia Yun: "..."

Hill: "..."

Natasha: "..."

Tony: "???"

What the hell is a cyclops baby?Did Deadpool mean Fury?Why is child support, this is easily misunderstood, bastard!

Xia Yun really didn't want to talk nonsense with the little bitch, so he threw him a gold brick directly, hoping to let this bitch leave quickly.

However, Deadpool who caught the gold brick did not intend to leave, but pointed to the weapons and equipment on the ground and asked, "Are you guys going to rob a bank?"

With a surprised expression on his face, Tony went straight to Deadpool and asked, "Is this guy in pajamas your friend?"

Whenever Tony had a chance, he would yell at him, and the sudden appearance of Deadpool aroused Tony's desire to yell at others. How could he miss such a good opportunity.

"By the way, this guy in pajamas, why does he ask you for child support? Don't you 'gods' also abandon that set?" Tony continued to complain with his signature poisonous tongue: "Or you All the sexual orientations of 'gods' are so... bohemian?"

Tony didn't intend to let him go at all, and continued to make up the knife: "Brother, your taste is a bit heavy!"

However, Tony chose the wrong target this time. Deadpool is known as the first of the three big chatterboxes in Marvel, and his imagination is even more unconstrained.Even the imitation master who claims to be able to imitate the heroes of the world cannot imitate Deadpool, because Deadpool's brain circuit is not a normal person at all.

Deadpool turned his head to the side, as if there was a cameraman there, holding up a camera to shoot, and he was facing the camera, and started talking about the narration...

"When you encounter difficulties, there are only two choices: either cry or laugh. Laughter is a natural anesthetic; crying is painful. The more you care, the easier it is to get hurt. Although this mustache slanders me, But he is a piece of shit in my eyes, since I can't avoid it, I just step on it."

After finishing speaking, Deadpool drew out his dual knives and rushed straight to Tony.

A second ago, Deadpool was still talking to himself and narrating.

But in the next second, why did this style of painting change?

Xia Yun's reaction was the fastest. Before the others changed their style of painting, Xia Yun directly stopped Deadpool to avoid accidents.

"Wade, have you had enough trouble?"

The second person to react was Natasha. Obviously, she had dealt with Deadpool. Not only did she know Deadpool's name, but she also knew some of Deadpool's character.

"OK, OK, OK!" Deadpool put away his two knives, raised his hands and stepped back, and said, "Tony Stark, I remember you."

After finishing speaking, Deadpool felt that this sounded imposing, and added: "No one can ever leave this place with a sense of humor, not even a mustache!"

Deadpool's performance was not over yet, he turned his head to the air as if whispering, and whispered: "They always feel that I am a lunatic, but they never realize that I am examining the world with the most original appearance. them."

Xia Yun covered his face, Xiao Jianjian is indeed a character that people love and hate, his behavior is completely unpredictable, and it is even more unpredictable.

At this time, there was a sudden thunder outside the manor, and a handsome blond guy suddenly appeared at the gate of the manor.

After solving Loki's affairs, Sol got together with his friends at home and couldn't wait to return to Earth.

Sol has always been thinking about his little girlfriend, and his heart is like grass growing, which makes him not want to stay for a moment, and he can't wait to return to the earth.

It may be that the Rainbow Bridge was destroyed, and it was not easy to return to Earth once, which caused a deviation in the teleportation, making him land directly in the manor instead of his little girlfriend.

It may also be that Heimdall sent him here on purpose. After all, the Eye of Heimdall, who can perceive everything, saw something and sent Sol to the manor.

Sol's sudden appearance relieved the embarrassing atmosphere in the manor and gave everyone a step down.

"Hi guys, long time no see."

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Dr. Banner finally had a sense of presence when Saul appeared.

However, Thor's focus is not on Dr. Banner.

"Who's this guy in pajamas and a hood? The new Avengers?"

The upright Sol didn't know what happened just now. After seeing the appearance of Deadpool, he actually coincided with Tony, and made a small complaint.

In one day, Deadpool was ridiculed twice, and both were aimed at his uniform, which made him very suspicious of everyone's aesthetics.

At this time, a Quinjet plane landed at the place where Saul had appeared before, which once again attracted everyone's attention and indirectly resolved possible conflicts.

The one flying the Quinjet is none other than Hawkeye Barton, a member of the Avengers.

At the same time, James Roddy also appeared in the manor driving a war machine.

Now, except for Steve and Sam, the Avengers are all here.

After Hawkeye entered the room, he looked at Deadpool leaning against the door and said, "My friend, the pajamas are nice."

Deadpool:"……"

This day is probably Deadpool's worst day. No matter who is talking about his suit, I feel very upset.

"When your life turns into a pile of shit, it's usually because of the stupid decision you made at the time." Deadpool turned and walked away, muttering: "Damn it, I shouldn't have come to this place, it's full of shit , It's really frustrating."

After Deadpool left cursingly, everyone didn't pay attention to him, and of course no one cared whether he left.

The episode of Deadpool ended, and Hill began to introduce the details of the mission to the two later.

After listening to Hill's introduction, Sol immediately decided to join, and Hawkeye came here for the mission, otherwise he wouldn't have come here with such a high-profile Quinjet.

The person in charge of the Sokovia operation this time was Hill. After confirming the number of people participating in the mission, he directly issued an order to start in half an hour.

……

Sokovia, Hydra's secret base.

"What about the twins?"

"The situation is largely stable."

"Very well, it's time for them to come out for some air." Baron Wolfgang von Stark said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)