Roaming the heavens begins with Hokage

Chapter 223 Deadpool
The Queen.

Steve received the mission from S.H.I.E.L.D. and left with the Hydra special team and Natasha. Xia Yun, who had nothing to do, started wandering the streets of New York.

He didn't have a clear goal, just wandered around to pass the boring time.

Before he knew it, he wandered to Queens, the neighborhood where Spider-Man, the village head of Marvel Novice Village, was located.

He didn't know anything about it.

Fate is like this, unknowingly, in this vast sea of ​​people, two strangers will meet for various strange reasons.

For various strange reasons...he and the little spider didn't meet each other.

However, he met a more interesting person than Spider-Deadpool.

This universe is a Marvel movie universe without mutants. There are too many doubts and weirdness in his encounter with Deadpool.

But Deadpool is standing right in front of him, wearing a strange red bodysuit.

"Wow~ Isn't this the hero who saved New York~"

"What's your name?"

"Let me guess, let me guess."

"Your name is Guardians of the Galaxy!!!"

"What a mighty and domineering name!"

"It's just...a little low..."

Deadpool's mouth was like a cannonball, talking non-stop. From the moment the two met, it was like chewing Xuan Mai, and they couldn't stop at all.

No, he never thought of stopping.

Xia Yun looked at Deadpool speechlessly, listened to his chatter, and didn't even have a chance to interrupt, he was extremely depressed.

"Our hero, are you inspecting your territory? Queens is not a place where yellow people should come. Look at the old man on the opposite side. He has been staring at you. He probably has a gun on him. , just waiting for you to get into the alley, and then violently attack you..."

Xia Yun couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Stop!!!"

If a New York TV station invites Deadpool to do a talk show, the ratings will definitely be guaranteed. This glib mouth, blah blah, blah blah. Last year, the TV station would not worry about the material of the talk show. .

Xia Yun gritted his teeth and said, "If you can promise not to talk so much in your future life, I can cure the hemorrhoids on your face!"

"Hemorrhoids? You call this hemorrhoids?" Deadpool pulled off the mask on his face and asked directly to his own face, "Can you heal my face?"

Seeing Xia Yun nodding, Deadpool asked excitedly, "Can you cure my face?"

Seeing him nodding, Deadpool took out a sewing kit out of nowhere and sewed it directly to his mouth...

Xia Yun: "..."

Deadpool is indeed a ruthless person, in order to recover the wound on his face, he was so cruel to himself...

You are awesome!
"Stop!" Xia Yun had no choice but to stop him.

It seems that Deadpool's resentment for his current appearance... is very big!

Xia Yun exchanged copper coins for Uncle Snake's disguise ninjutsu, and used it directly on Deadpool's body. The undisfigured Wade Winston Wilson returned.

"That's the end of the matter?" Deadpool said with a look of disbelief, "This is... too simple!?"

Xia Yun rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "It's not complicated at all, it's just a layer of human skin clothes for you."

"Human skin...clothes..." Deadpool pulled his new face, and asked with a questioning expression: "This thing won't stink after a long time?!"

"Smelly your sister!" Xia Yun said angrily: "Can you focus on other places, and stop thinking about strange things all the time."

Xia Yun looked at Deadpool with disdain, and said, "I'll call you cheap from now on."

"Cheap?" When Deadpool heard this word, his eyes were a little dazed, his hands grasped the belt unnaturally, and whispered: "Netizens... seem to call me that..."

What a sharp ear Xia Yun is, even though Deadpool's voice is low, he still heard it clearly.

The amount of information is a bit large!
Based on Xia Yun's understanding of Marvel, he can know that the Deadpool who is called "cheap" is probably the Deadpool who broke the barrier of the dimension, and the Deadpool who broke the barrier of the dimension seems to be able to take him home...

However, Deadpool's next words directly dispelled his thoughts.

"People on twitter are so fucking idle. Some people say that I'm a chatterbox, Falk! Am I a chatterbox? Am I being humorous!"

Xia Yun just had a glimmer of hope in his heart, but it was shattered in the next second. This result was really hard for him to accept.

Although he was very disappointed in his heart, he believed that one day he would return to the original world, the world that belonged to him.

"Hey~ Did you listen to me?"

"what happened?"

"Forget it, you are too rigid and have no sense of humor. I'd better go to the bar and have a drink."

"Mercenary bar?"

Hearing Deadpool mention the bar, the first thing that comes to mind is Deadpool's friend - Mole, an intelligence broker and weapons dealer.

"Of course, you don't look at it. With my handsome appearance, ordinary bars are not worthy of my identity."

Nima, you really are a chatterbox, but also a narcissistic talker.

"Vanessa?" Xia Yun wasn't sure which Deadpool in the movie universe it was, so he could only test it out.

"Vanessa? Your little girlfriend?" Deadpool's heart of gossip was ignited, and he asked: "Don't you claim to be a cosmic god? Can gods fall in love? Is Vanessa your girlfriend's name? Is she also a god? How did you know each other? When you have sex, is it a spiritual communication or a physical communication, is it you who take the initiative or she who takes the initiative..."

"Stop!" Xia Yun looked at Deadpool's... mouth in a daze, your mutant gene is a machine gun, right? Wouldn't it be difficult for you to breathe so suddenly?
"Let's go to the bar and have a drink!" Xia Yun really admired Deadpool's mouth, and it hasn't stopped since we met, it's so fucking convinced.

"Okay!" Deadpool shrugged, with an indifferent expression on his face, and said again: "The bar is a bit far from here, I need to activate the belt to take you there, I don't know if you have the energy for motion sickness or seasickness, the space jump will make you you produce..."

"No, hurry up!!!"

"OK, OK, OK!"

Seeing that he was a little impatient, Deadpool directly grabbed him to activate his belt, and the two of them disappeared in full view.

The people around seemed to have gotten used to the strangeness, turned a blind eye to their choice of disappearing, continued to do what they should do, and directly regarded the two of them as transparent air.

(End of this chapter)