Invaded by Two-dimensional

Chapter 1

"Goba Nasai! Goba Nasai! Goba Nasai!" A beautiful girl in a Japanese-style red and white priestess costume was kowtowing and speaking Japanese in the way of Dogeza, but Yemo only understood the other party's "sorry" That's all.

"Well, I don't understand what you said except I'm sorry!" Ye Mo scratched his hair in embarrassment and smiled wryly.Language barrier!

Then Yemo also noticed the scene unfolding behind the girl. Below was the fluffy sea of ​​clouds extending infinitely; above was the blue and seamless sky, connecting the sky.

It seems that he is either dreaming or really dead, Yemo is a little bit dumbfounded.

Your position is like an arena.The reason may be that the erected pillars wrap this place, which looks roughly like an amphitheater.

The red and white witch was stunned when she heard Yemo's words, then waved her hand, and a faint starlight sank into his body.

Then the red and white witch twitched her lips and said, "Is this gentleman Chinese?"

Although it was pronounced in Japanese, it was strange that Yemo understood it. Yemo suppressed the surprise in his heart when he heard the other party's question, and politely responded, "Yes, I am Chinese."

"Simata!!! Dorsey, this matter has actually become an international issue. If you want to communicate with the powerful Chinese god over there, will you be beaten up!? Woohoo, Mi Yin-chan didn't do it on purpose. !!!”

Yemo calmly looked at the red and white witch who started to collapse after hearing that she was Chinese, and then found that there were desserts and milk tea on the picnic mat where the two were sitting. Yemo smiled happily and started eating.

"Ah, that's from Miyin sauce!!!" The red and white witch complained, but found that the Chinese boy opposite had already stretched out his sinful hands to the last two cakes, and rushed up decisively.

Yemo smacked his lips, secretly saying it's a pity.

I don't know where it is made, but this dessert is very delicious, several grades better than those that Yemo ate in the past.

The milk tea is also good, Ye Mo commented in his heart after taking a sip of the milk tea.

"Hey, hey, do you know what's going on with you now?!" The red and white witch asked while puffing her mouth while eating dessert.

"First of all, I don't call you hello, I'm Yemo, the night of the night, the ink of ink; secondly, I know what's going on now, I'm already dead, I died on the thunderbolt." Yemo took a sip of milk tea and said calmly .

Yemo said that he died on the thunderbolt of the blue sky, and the red and white witch on the opposite side secretly stuck out her tongue, but Yemo saw it.

"Why did you, a Chinese, appear on the Japanese border?" the red and white miko complained in her tone, not forgetting to put something in her mouth.

"You think I'm thinking, if I knew that I would be struck to death by a thunderbolt in the Japanese border, I wouldn't participate in any international clothing exchange meeting even if I was shit!" Ye Mo rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault! If you don't participate in some kind of international clothing exchange meeting, you won't die, and I won't die either. Woohoo!" Looking at the red and white witch Ye Mo who was crying while eating Speechless, aren't all Japanese gods so funny?

"Hey, you should be the god of Japan, why are you crying?" Yemo was not too sad, after all, he had lost his will to live long ago.

"It's not you. You idiot, you are so unlucky that you were hit by the divine thunder that fell into the lower realm due to my mistake in practice! The most important thing is that you are actually Chinese! What should I do if the god over there is so fierce? ! Wuwuwu!” The red and white miko said complaining and depressed.

Ye Mo thought of the myths on his side. It seemed that few gods were easy to mess with, compared to the Japanese god in front of him.

Ye Mo put on a devilish smile and said, "Oh, it turns out it was you, a stupid and cute god, who caused the trouble! How could you hit me innocently? Although I am not a rich man who often helps old ladies cross the road, I often use my own You can feed stray cats and dogs with the money you earn from working, but your character is not that bad, yet he was struck to death by lightning on a sunny day!”

"Hmph, you are also responsible." After being told by Yemo, the red and white witch was so stupid and cute that she lost all confidence.

"Forget it, I won't bother you. Anyway, I am a half-dead person, and I don't have any goals in life. So, now I am going to heaven or hell, or is there any other arrangement on your side." Yemo didn't plan to argue with this idiot any more, so he had better find out what would happen to him in the future.

"I'm sorry! I'm very sorry! Because I was struck to death by my divine lightning, there is no possibility of reincarnation!" The red and white witch said again in the form of Dogeza, but the action of you secretly eating a cake is Seriously? !

The corners of Yemo's mouth twitched, and he grabbed the shoulder of the red and white witch and shouted: "What did you say?!"

"That. Because you were struck to death by my divine lightning. People who are struck to death by divine lightning cannot go to the kingdom of heaven. As for reincarnation, because you are not a citizen of my border, and your lifespan has not yet come. There is no limit, so there is no place to accept your reincarnation." The red and white witch smiled awkwardly.

Well, keep smiling, at least you won't get hit
Thinking of what the Red and White Witch said just now, Ye Mo also sneered and said, "I'm not having a good time, and it seems like you won't be too, right?"

The red and white witch immediately turned into petrification when she heard the words, and Yemo lay dead on the ground as soon as she let go.

Yemo rubbed his temples, it would be a shame to be hacked to death by this stupid cute god.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't give up on yourself yet. Is there no other way to make things easier for you and me?!" Ye Mo asked the cute red and white witch who was pretending to be dead.

"How could there be? There is no way to solve this problem in this God's Code!"

The red and white witch, stupid and cute, took out a thick book of bronzing rules from her plump chest, and Yemo took it and flipped through it. Although it was the first time she saw the text, what was strange was that Yemo could understand the meaning of these words . (By the way, why is the red and white witch pulling out a book that looks like a Xinhua dictionary from her chest? Why is her chest still so big? Hey, I am the only one who has this question.)

"I used a magic spell on you just now, and now you have the cognitive ability of all words and words under my management." A red and white witch explained listlessly beside her stupid and cute.

Yemo read it after hearing the words, and after reading it four times, Yemo breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That, Miyin sauce?"

It seemed like that was what she called herself just now, Ye Mo remembered.

"Ah?" A certain red and white witch looked at Ye Mo as if she had just been spoiled. The corner of Ye Mo's mouth twitched slightly. This is enough!
"Isn't Article 217 here, the third item of the God's Familiar Chapter, saying that if both gods and mortals agree, mortals can become God's retinues, and gods can use their magic to recruit them from the mortal world to live together?"

(End of this chapter)