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Chapter 50 Misaka and the Life of a Medical Ninja!
From today, Misaka Misaka, I will become a qualified medical ninja! ...Looking at the unconscious dragon king lying on the ground, Misaka Misaka showed a confident expression, and waved to the medical ninjas on both sides to get out of the way.Hmph, isn't it just a small heart problem?I am a magician of the electric department who is best at this!
Stimulating the heart with electric current to help it pace at the speed of light is much more powerful than your medical ninjutsu, and it can even make it explode!

Full of confidence, Misaka Misaka saw the medical ninjas on both sides take a few steps back to leave room for him, then walked towards the patient whose heart was beating weaker and weaker, lost consciousness, and was covered with minor injuries, and then... sat on his buttocks on him.

……ha?Don't you want treatment? !

... This is therapy!
Misaka Misaka, who was sitting on the patient's body, spat out two mouthfuls of smear on the palm of his hand, swung his arms away, and then smeared the paste on the injured person's face... smack, slap, slap!That one is called feeling, and the medical ninja who had just retreated in fright ran back in a panic and grabbed Misaka Misaka's arm desperately.

"Big brother, I'm calling you big brother, stop now!" The medical ninja shouted at Misaka Misaka in panic, "What are you doing, the patient is dying!"

The medical ninja hugged Misaka Misaka's arm, but this did not affect Misaka Misaka's healing, it just changed from a left and right bow to one arm... Uh, it seems to affect the healing effect a little bit, for example, making the original The symmetrical beauty becomes a unilateral profile.However, the impact is not great, and the patient can be cured in the end.

"Don't worry, it's okay. I'm a student of Professor Yang, the Raiden Dharma King, and it's absolutely fine." Misaka Misaka comforted the medical ninja who was on the verge of collapse. As a professional medical ninja, he watched his patients being yelled at (Violent treatment), he really wants to cry but has no tears. He feels that he may also need some cardiac pacing.

The crackling sound continued to echo in the tent, and the surrounding medical ninjas twitched their mouths, covered their faces and turned their heads, unable to bear to look directly.As for preventing...impossible, didn't you see that the patient was really getting better under Misaka Misaka's "treatment"?

The patient's heartbeat is recovering little by little, and the medical ninjas around said that although they don't know the reason, but... Maybe it's because of anger?Think about it, someone slaps you on the ear for no reason, or slaps you madly, you say you are angry, do you say your heart is beating fast?

——Well, that's right, it makes sense, but it has nothing to do with Misaka Misaka's treatment plan. Misaka Misaka just stimulates the patient's heart to beat through an electric current.

Misaka Misaka's chakra control can generate electricity all over the body, so if you look carefully, you can find that Misaka Misaka is sitting under the buttocks of the patient's chest, releasing a weak electric current, which is the secret of Misaka Misaka's treatment.

(The patient was cured by a fart from Misaka Misaka!)

As for the slapping hands?That has nothing to do with therapy.However, when you see a middle-aged man lying on the ground, and a bunch of young ladies surround him, don't you... want to go up and slap him a few times with envy and hatred, and shout "shameless!"?
Even if those young ladies are doctors, even if the middle-aged uncle is unconscious, but... how can he relieve his hatred if he doesn't smoke?The anger from the single dog said that losing consciousness is not a reason, and the objective phenomenon is undeniable.

...Misaka Misaka's thoughts may be a bit extreme, but please forgive Misaka Misaka whose wife is still a Jing.

Besides, can the doctor's business be called "slap you"?That's charging for treatment!Misaka Misaka wiped the sweat from his forehead, stood up from the patient in a satisfied and happy mood, and then said to the little sister medical ninja beside him: "The treatment is completed, and the mission is fulfilled."

After finishing speaking, Misaka Misaka looked at the patient who was slowly waking up, and then said to the little sister medical ninja beside him: "Although the patient who pretended to be asleep has been awakened by me, please forgive him, because he may be just a Poor singles will choose this method to take advantage."

After finishing speaking, Misaka Misaka waved his sleeves, turned around and left the tent without leaving his name, Miss Tuliu looked confused: Is the patient pretending to sleep to take advantage?No wonder no treatment works!Thinking of this, the little sister watched Yoyo turn to wake up a bit of a blindfolded patient, and then... slapped him.

Misaka Misaka heard a scream from the tent behind her, and sighed helplessly: "No thanks, I'm LeiF."

Is the trick patient really pretending to be asleep?Hahaha, how is it possible!However, Misaka Misaka's wonderful treatment method made the young lady believe his words subconsciously without thinking too much.After all, according to Misaka Misaka's explanation, it is obvious why his treatment method works.

Tsk tsk, poor trickster, you are so lucky to meet Misaka Misaka!Otherwise, you might really die of heart failure, why don't you give me a good thank you?
Misaka Misaka's medical ninja career lasts for 30 seconds and ends here.Then let's congratulate Misaka Misaka for taking the title - the shortest career medical ninja in human history.This is also something that can't be helped, after all, Misaka Misaka can only treat this kind of disease.

Hmm...Of course, trauma can also be treated, as long as the bleeding wound is electrocuted, it will be OK.Misaka-style therapy, would you like a course?
Not to mention the things here, on the other side, in the center of the headquarters, there is a tent that is obviously much larger than the other tents, and that is the combat center.All kinds of orders on the sand ninja battlefield are basically issued after deliberation here.

At this time, inside the combat center, beside the oval table, a circle of people was already sitting.These people are the military advisers who control the direction of the sand ninja battlefield, and they can be described as big figures on the battlefield. Therefore, at the front of this oval table, facing the direction of the gate, sitting there is naturally the supreme commander of the sand ninja front line: Giant as Tsunade!

Ah bah, it's Senju Tsunade!

Senju Tsunade looked around all the people present, then let go of the hands that dragged his chin and put on the shape of Commander Yodo, ignoring the corners of everyone's eyes that kept beating due to his actions, and said to everyone who looked over: "Since everyone is due, the meeting begins!"

The voice revealed seriousness, but Tsunade-sama who was full of majesty thought in his heart: Next time you come so late, I will kill you!You guys, do you know how tiring it is to pose as Commander Yodo?The pinched breast hurts, how can it be repaired!
On this side, Tsunade, who occasionally pretended to be majestic, started the meeting, and on the other side, Misaka Misaka also started to move towards this side.

(End of this chapter)