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Chapter 4 Misaka doesn't understand Adzuki at all!
Chapter 4 Misaka doesn't understand Adzuki at all!
"Uncle Snake, I'm back—!"
Misaka Misaka yelled and pushed open the gate of the courtyard. Of course, he didn't expect anyone's response, because it was the period of World War Three, and Orochimaru was still in charge of the overall situation outside.Well, remember it seems to be the battlefield on the side of the country of water, right?Misaka Misaka thought this way: Land of Water, that's not bad.I hope that Uncle Snake can wash his cubs well in the side with abundant water resources. Every time the psychic comes out, it will be sticky and annoying.
And, most importantly, it doesn't have to be so troublesome when making snake soup.
"Snake soup, snake soup, snake soup, delicious snake soup..." Thinking of this, Misaka Misaka was in such a good mood that he even jumped up, and he ran to his room bouncing around.
Pushing open the paper door of the room, a pervert in fishnet stockings was rummaging through the things in the room.Looking at the mess on the ground, Misaka Misaka suddenly felt angry, and the veins on his forehead twitched.He instantly activated the chakra, turning it into an electric current to stimulate the muscle cells, and instantly shoveled at that pervert in stockings.
"Mitarai Adzuki, what are you doing—!"
Roaring with full of anger, Misaka Misaka instantly... flew out from the other side.Mitarai Anko jumped slightly on the spot and avoided Misaka's sliding shovel, so Misaka, who couldn't stop her strength, broke through the gate on the other side without any hindrance, rushed into the yard, and told Mother Earth affectionately with love.
And Mitarai Anko stood in the room, mocking Misaka Misaka condescendingly, "Little Misaka, you are still so weak."
Ridicule, blatant ridicule.Can you bear it?Of course... I can bear it.
Hmph, anyway, she will be a fat aunt in a few years, so don't be as knowledgeable as her!That's right, anyway, after a few years, it will be two balls with four toothpicks inserted, don't be as angry as her!Misaka Misaka thought twice angrily, and only then did she feel much better.
He looked at the red bean standing in the room holding a bamboo stick left after eating meatballs, and slandered a few more words in his heart: I know how to eat meatballs every day, so I might as well call it Xiaowanzi, what is it called red bean!
Finally, after dissing enough red beans in her heart, Misaka Misaka stood up from the yard angrily, patted the dirt on her buttocks, and walked back to the house.He sat down at the table, and asked Hong Dou in a dissatisfied tone: "Didn't you go to the battlefield with Uncle Snake? Why did you come back suddenly!"
"Why, little Misaka misses me." Regarding Misaka Misaka's tone, Hongdou was not angry at all, instead she teased Misaka with great interest, her tone was deliberately seductive, and matched with her perennial dislike The black fishnet stockings she changed into were simply the most perverted perverts.
Well, in fact, it is called a breathable sportswear for ninjas.Shikamaru, Naruto, and Hinata are also wearing them, but... that thing is underwear, underwear, Mitarai red beans!Don't dress me outside!Although... the red beans are indeed not worn outside.
Hongdou put on a brown coat with open arms, didn't he?
"Who would miss you pervert." Misaka curled her lips, then looked at the mess in her room, and said dissatisfied, "Besides, come back when you come back, why did you turn my house into such a mess, what are you looking for? ?”
"Ah, by the way, this is it. I'm here to find something very important." Reminded by Misaka Misaka, Mitarai Anko finally remembered her purpose of coming here.In an instant, with a speed comparable to that of a Sichuan opera, she changed the face mocking Misaka's weakness into a pitiful face begging for help, and then began to act coquettishly towards Misaka Misaka.
"Brother Misaka, do you know how hard my sister's life is on the battlefield. You have to fight the enemy every day, and it's fine to get dirty, but that Uchiha in the team, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, unexpectedly I am weak, brother Misaka!"
Mitarai Anko said while looking at Misaka Misaka pitifully.Those weak, helpless, pitiful movements, those delicate eyes, that aggressive attitude lying on the ground... Hey, big sister, you are almost fourteen this year, and I am only six years old, six years old!
When a 14-year-old woman with abnormal attributes acted like a baby in front of a six-year-old... Anyway, Misaka Misaka was about to throw up.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Misaka Misaka quickly stretched out her hand to stop Anko from continuing. In less than ten seconds, Misaka already felt that she had lost almost ten years of her life, and she couldn't let Anko continue.He hurriedly asked Hongdou: "What on earth do you want to do, tell me quickly!"
"That's it, that Uchiha in the team looks down on me, but his pink eye is really annoying! Super annoying!! Do you understand, Misaka Misaka?"
"Oh, I don't understand what you're talking about at all." Misaka Misaka rolled her eyes at the red bean, that pink eye disease makes you feel uncomfortable, why do you want to search my room!So what, is it because you can't beat the pink eye disease, so you came to bully me?I didn't expect you, Hongdou, to be such a person.
Seeing Misaka Misaka's contemptuous eyes, Hongdou became anxious immediately.She yelled at Misaka Misaka: "It's definitely not that I can't beat that pink eye, it's just that it's too boring to just win him, so I came to you to find something to scare him!"
"Really." Hearing Hongdou's sophistry, Misaka Misaka curled her lips in disbelief at all.However, whatever she said, it had nothing to do with me anyway.But, come to me looking for something to scare pinkeye?What do I have here to scare pinkeye?
Seeing that Misaka Misaka still didn't understand, Mitarai Anko became anxious.She gesticulated towards Misaka Misaka and said, "That, that's the one, the thing you invented before that brought it into the eyes, the round one, it's called that or something."
So what is it called?Misaka Misaka looked at Red Dou speechlessly. He had invented a lot before. After all, he had a brain capable of performing LV5 calculations. Although the things he invented were just pranks, they were completely useless.
For example, the power-reduced version of the detonating talisman with Misaka's characteristics... Everyone else was thinking about how to increase the power, but only Misaka Misaka did the opposite. He disliked the detonating talisman's power being too powerful to be used as a firecracker.
However, the round ones, the things brought into the eyes... Ah, it's the colored contact lenses, the colored contact lenses.
Probably guessing what Hongdou wanted, he confirmed to Hongdou: "You mean colored contact lenses?"
"That's right, it's the colored contact lenses, the colored contact lenses!" Anko jumped up happily, and stretched out her palm to Misaka Misaka, "Hurry up and get them, the colored contact lenses with the three-curved red eye disease."
Hmm... Misaka Misaka has already imagined what kind of picture will be when Anko wears Sangoudama contact lenses to scare the Uchiha family.
——I'm afraid that even three generations of uncles will be shocked before the lie is exposed.
And... a red-haired figure suddenly flashed in Misaka Misaka's mind: Thanks to someone, this thing has been listed as a forbidden item, although Hongdou probably doesn't know such information.
(End of this chapter)
"Uncle Snake, I'm back—!"
Misaka Misaka yelled and pushed open the gate of the courtyard. Of course, he didn't expect anyone's response, because it was the period of World War Three, and Orochimaru was still in charge of the overall situation outside.Well, remember it seems to be the battlefield on the side of the country of water, right?Misaka Misaka thought this way: Land of Water, that's not bad.I hope that Uncle Snake can wash his cubs well in the side with abundant water resources. Every time the psychic comes out, it will be sticky and annoying.
And, most importantly, it doesn't have to be so troublesome when making snake soup.
"Snake soup, snake soup, snake soup, delicious snake soup..." Thinking of this, Misaka Misaka was in such a good mood that he even jumped up, and he ran to his room bouncing around.
Pushing open the paper door of the room, a pervert in fishnet stockings was rummaging through the things in the room.Looking at the mess on the ground, Misaka Misaka suddenly felt angry, and the veins on his forehead twitched.He instantly activated the chakra, turning it into an electric current to stimulate the muscle cells, and instantly shoveled at that pervert in stockings.
"Mitarai Adzuki, what are you doing—!"
Roaring with full of anger, Misaka Misaka instantly... flew out from the other side.Mitarai Anko jumped slightly on the spot and avoided Misaka's sliding shovel, so Misaka, who couldn't stop her strength, broke through the gate on the other side without any hindrance, rushed into the yard, and told Mother Earth affectionately with love.
And Mitarai Anko stood in the room, mocking Misaka Misaka condescendingly, "Little Misaka, you are still so weak."
Ridicule, blatant ridicule.Can you bear it?Of course... I can bear it.
Hmph, anyway, she will be a fat aunt in a few years, so don't be as knowledgeable as her!That's right, anyway, after a few years, it will be two balls with four toothpicks inserted, don't be as angry as her!Misaka Misaka thought twice angrily, and only then did she feel much better.
He looked at the red bean standing in the room holding a bamboo stick left after eating meatballs, and slandered a few more words in his heart: I know how to eat meatballs every day, so I might as well call it Xiaowanzi, what is it called red bean!
Finally, after dissing enough red beans in her heart, Misaka Misaka stood up from the yard angrily, patted the dirt on her buttocks, and walked back to the house.He sat down at the table, and asked Hong Dou in a dissatisfied tone: "Didn't you go to the battlefield with Uncle Snake? Why did you come back suddenly!"
"Why, little Misaka misses me." Regarding Misaka Misaka's tone, Hongdou was not angry at all, instead she teased Misaka with great interest, her tone was deliberately seductive, and matched with her perennial dislike The black fishnet stockings she changed into were simply the most perverted perverts.
Well, in fact, it is called a breathable sportswear for ninjas.Shikamaru, Naruto, and Hinata are also wearing them, but... that thing is underwear, underwear, Mitarai red beans!Don't dress me outside!Although... the red beans are indeed not worn outside.
Hongdou put on a brown coat with open arms, didn't he?
"Who would miss you pervert." Misaka curled her lips, then looked at the mess in her room, and said dissatisfied, "Besides, come back when you come back, why did you turn my house into such a mess, what are you looking for? ?”
"Ah, by the way, this is it. I'm here to find something very important." Reminded by Misaka Misaka, Mitarai Anko finally remembered her purpose of coming here.In an instant, with a speed comparable to that of a Sichuan opera, she changed the face mocking Misaka's weakness into a pitiful face begging for help, and then began to act coquettishly towards Misaka Misaka.
"Brother Misaka, do you know how hard my sister's life is on the battlefield. You have to fight the enemy every day, and it's fine to get dirty, but that Uchiha in the team, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, unexpectedly I am weak, brother Misaka!"
Mitarai Anko said while looking at Misaka Misaka pitifully.Those weak, helpless, pitiful movements, those delicate eyes, that aggressive attitude lying on the ground... Hey, big sister, you are almost fourteen this year, and I am only six years old, six years old!
When a 14-year-old woman with abnormal attributes acted like a baby in front of a six-year-old... Anyway, Misaka Misaka was about to throw up.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Misaka Misaka quickly stretched out her hand to stop Anko from continuing. In less than ten seconds, Misaka already felt that she had lost almost ten years of her life, and she couldn't let Anko continue.He hurriedly asked Hongdou: "What on earth do you want to do, tell me quickly!"
"That's it, that Uchiha in the team looks down on me, but his pink eye is really annoying! Super annoying!! Do you understand, Misaka Misaka?"
"Oh, I don't understand what you're talking about at all." Misaka Misaka rolled her eyes at the red bean, that pink eye disease makes you feel uncomfortable, why do you want to search my room!So what, is it because you can't beat the pink eye disease, so you came to bully me?I didn't expect you, Hongdou, to be such a person.
Seeing Misaka Misaka's contemptuous eyes, Hongdou became anxious immediately.She yelled at Misaka Misaka: "It's definitely not that I can't beat that pink eye, it's just that it's too boring to just win him, so I came to you to find something to scare him!"
"Really." Hearing Hongdou's sophistry, Misaka Misaka curled her lips in disbelief at all.However, whatever she said, it had nothing to do with me anyway.But, come to me looking for something to scare pinkeye?What do I have here to scare pinkeye?
Seeing that Misaka Misaka still didn't understand, Mitarai Anko became anxious.She gesticulated towards Misaka Misaka and said, "That, that's the one, the thing you invented before that brought it into the eyes, the round one, it's called that or something."
So what is it called?Misaka Misaka looked at Red Dou speechlessly. He had invented a lot before. After all, he had a brain capable of performing LV5 calculations. Although the things he invented were just pranks, they were completely useless.
For example, the power-reduced version of the detonating talisman with Misaka's characteristics... Everyone else was thinking about how to increase the power, but only Misaka Misaka did the opposite. He disliked the detonating talisman's power being too powerful to be used as a firecracker.
However, the round ones, the things brought into the eyes... Ah, it's the colored contact lenses, the colored contact lenses.
Probably guessing what Hongdou wanted, he confirmed to Hongdou: "You mean colored contact lenses?"
"That's right, it's the colored contact lenses, the colored contact lenses!" Anko jumped up happily, and stretched out her palm to Misaka Misaka, "Hurry up and get them, the colored contact lenses with the three-curved red eye disease."
Hmm... Misaka Misaka has already imagined what kind of picture will be when Anko wears Sangoudama contact lenses to scare the Uchiha family.
——I'm afraid that even three generations of uncles will be shocked before the lie is exposed.
And... a red-haired figure suddenly flashed in Misaka Misaka's mind: Thanks to someone, this thing has been listed as a forbidden item, although Hongdou probably doesn't know such information.
(End of this chapter)
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