Dragon Ball Super Beans

Chapter 110 The Witty Boy

Lin Xia looked at the two bold words and said in surprise:

"Ah? You, you are..."

The king of the realm with two antennas on his back coughed twice, bent over with his hands behind his back and slowly turned around, and opened his mouth and said:
"Heh... I'm just... ahem... um... the king of the realm!"

Lin Xia thought to himself, what's wrong with the King of the Realm's speech, isn't it a stammer?It was inconvenient to say this directly, so he pointed to the gorilla and said:

"Then he is..."

King Kai replied:

"His name is Babs, my pet!"

Lin Xia was a little embarrassed and said:
"Haha, it's okay, I said that it is impossible to return to the ancestors so much! Haha!"

King Kai was at a loss:
"What throwback?"

Lin Xia scratched his head and said:

"Nothing is nothing!"

The king of the world showed a kind smile on his face:

"It's okay, you can laugh if you want."

Lin Xia shook his hand and said:

"No, no, no! Don't dare!"

Realm King saw his serious face and said helplessly:
"How do you learn to tell jokes with me like this! It's too serious!"

Lin Xia was taken aback:
"What? Learning to tell jokes? No, no, Master Jie Wang, you misunderstood me. I came here to learn kung fu with you, and I came here to practice. Didn't Lord Yama tell you?"

The king of the realm said in surprise:

"Learn Kung Fu? Didn't you come here to learn jokes from me? That guy Yama, every time he calls on the phone, he babbles a lot, and he doesn't know what he is talking about. Well, since you are here to learn Kung Fu, Then I will come up with a question, and if you pass it, I will teach you kung fu; if you fail, you will go back and forth from there to that."

Lin Xia immediately cheered up and said:

"Yes. Lord Kai, please write a question."

The king of the world shook his hand and said:

"You don't need to be so nervous, and you don't need to be so polite, just call me King of Kai. Alright, my topic is: Tell me a joke to make me laugh!"

Lin Xia was taken aback:
"What? Let me tell a joke?"

King Kai was full of confidence and smiled:

"What? Are you scared? I'm a joke genius! If you don't know how to do it, don't try to make me laugh!"

Lin Xia said dejectedly:

"King of the Realm, can we not make jokes, it's ridiculous to tell jokes, you are an immortal and hateful interstellar bandit!"

The king of the world was not angry, and said lightly:

"Stinky boy, you are still young if you want to teach me a lesson. When fighting against a strong enemy, without an optimistic and peaceful attitude, how can it be possible to exert all your strength, or even exceed your own strength? Stop talking nonsense, make me laugh, you just be honest Really go back!"

Lin Xia thought it made sense, and apologized honestly:
"King Kai, what you said is reasonable. But my level of jokes is not low, you have to be mentally prepared."

King Kai laughed:

"Haha, your joke is good. It's a pity that this one doesn't count. Come on, let me hear the power of your joke!"

Lin Xia smiled and said:

"Hey, King Kai, listen carefully. Say, there was a boy who was flying alone on the plane. He drank on the way, but he couldn't speak a foreign language, so he thought of a way. After recruiting the stewardess, he gestured and said: I To gurgle gurgle gurgle, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton!"

King Kai burst out laughing:

"...Puff! Hahahahahahaha! Gulu... Ouch, tons, tons... What a clever boy!"

Lin Xia giggled and said:

"Hee hee, King Kai, how powerful is this joke?"

The king of the realm was startled, and while taking out a piece of cloth to wipe away the tears from laughter, he said embarrassingly:
"You are amazing! You are also a witty boy! Are you a professional joke teller?"

Lin Xia smiled and said:

"Amateur. King Kai, please teach me kung fu."

The king of the realm raised his hand and said:

"Okay. Come on, let's make a move and see how capable you are."

Lin Xia regained his spirits, clenched his fist, rushed up and punched the king of the world, the king of the world swung his palm lightly, and pushed Lin Xia's arm hard, and Lin Xia fell out!
King of Realms said:

"You're welcome, use your fastest speed and greatest strength!"

After standing still, Lin Xia was not discouraged, he raised his leg and rushed over again, but was still thrown aside by the King of the Realm.

Seeing that Lin Xia wanted to come again, the king of the world raised his hand and said:
"Stop! What planet are you from?"

Lin Xia regained his posture and said:
"Earth."

Realm King said:
"No wonder, I said why your speed is so slow. Although my planet is small, its gravity is 10 times that of the earth! Don't rush to learn kung fu, let's get used to the gravity here first."

Lin Xia said:
"Yes. King Kai, do you have equipment that can carry heavy loads? I want to adapt in the shortest possible time. It's been almost a month since the one-year training time that King Yama set for me. Time is running out!"

The king of the realm nodded in praise:
"It seems that you are not just a smart boy! My planet is small, but it has everything! Tell me, how much weight do you want?"

Lin Xia thought for a while and said:

"I don't know either. Is there any equipment that can be adjusted automatically? I will adjust it myself!"

Realm King said:
"It's easy, look!"

The king of the world shook his head slightly, and the two antennas on top of his head flicked at Lin Xia. There was a soft "swish", and Lin Xia felt his whole body sink instantly, and fell to the ground with a "bang"!
"Ouch! King Kai, what's going on?"

The king of the realm thought: Oh no!The weight is increased!But he was embarrassed to admit his mistake, and shook his head again:
"This is to give you a little pressure. Let you feel the load of 10000 kilograms first! Well, try again!"

Lin Xia felt a lot less pressure on his body, tried to stand up, punched and kicked and said:
"This weight is okay. How much is this load? How should I adjust it?"

Realm King said:
"This is a load of 1000 kilograms. When you want to adjust, just let me know, and I will add weight to you."

Lin Xia was dumbfounded:

"This...is this also called automatic adjustment?"

The King of Realm has a plausible speech:

"Why isn't it called automatic adjustment? You said you moved me to adjust the weight, didn't you?"

Lin Xia was a little speechless, and muttered:

"This is the automatic of that door..."

The king of the realm roared:

"Stop talking nonsense, get used to gravity. Hey, Babru, come here. You... By the way, what's your name?"

It was only then that Lin Xia remembered that he hadn't introduced himself to the King of the Realm, and said quickly:

"My name is Lin Xia. Sorry, I forgot to tell you."

Realm King said:
"Alright, Lin Xia, try to catch Baburu. I'll teach you Kung Fu after I catch him."

Lin Xia said seriously:
"Yes. Babru, don't be naughty, come on, let me catch you."

Lin Xia opened his hands like coaxing a small animal, and walked towards the gorilla while talking, and when his hands were about to catch him, the gorilla swung his legs and ran away!

Lin Xia looked at the gorilla jumping up and down with his hands up in the distance, gritted his teeth and said:

"Babru, don't be complacent, I will catch up with you in a short time! Just wait and see!"

Lin Xia sprinted towards the gorilla!

In this way, Lin Xia did not stop. On the first day he arrived at Jiewangxing, he carried a load of 1000 kilograms, and began to catch gorillas to adapt to 10 times the gravity of the training method!

(End of this chapter)