Dragon Ball Super Beans

Chapter 101
Hades!

"Fuck!"

Lin Xia suddenly woke up!

"Huh? Where's the interstellar bandit? I'm fine! Where is this?"

An old voice next to him said:
"You are dead! This is in the underworld!"

Lin Xia suddenly raised his head and found that the voice of the old man was made by a god.

"God? What's going on here? Am I dead? But... why do I feel like I'm not dead?"

Lin Xia sat up from the bed, stretched out his hands and looked around, and looked down, he was actually wearing a yellow Guixianpai exercise uniform, with the word "Lin" in a black circle on the left chest on a white background!

The gods kindly said:

"There is another word on your back, which is the word 'Xia'! Lin Xia, good boy, you saved the earth! But you were also affected by that self-exploding alien, and you were killed together! This clothes is mine. Made for you according to Wukong's style!"

Lin Xia said:
"Thank God! But..."

Lin Xia stood up, looked at the bricks on the ground, patted his body with both hands, and said in a daze:

"Look, I'm like this, it's no different from not dying? Doesn't it mean that people become ghosts after death?"

God smiles:

"That's an ordinary person! You saved the earth, and you get special treatment! I restored your physical body to you! In addition, there is a halo above your head, which is an exclusive symbol for dead people with physical bodies!"

Lin Xia glanced up, and sure enough, there was a white halo on the top of his head. He reached out and touched it. He didn't know what material it was made of, and he couldn't take it off!
Seeing his appearance, the god couldn't help laughing:
"Silly boy, you can't take it off. Alright, let's go, the King of Hades wants to see you!"

Lin Xia was surprised:
"Yan Wang! See me? He seems to be the biggest official in the underworld! By the way, I summoned Shenlong before and wanted to resurrect my parents. Shenlong said that there is some reason on the side of Hades, and he will not be resurrected!"

God said:
"Then you can just ask him! Come, come with me!"

Lin Xia followed the god out of the room, and saw a long corridor outside. The doors and windows of the corridor were carved with exquisite patterns, and there were palace lanterns hanging from the top, supported by red pillars, which looked antique!
Lin Xia followed the god all the way, walked through a long corridor, and came to a huge palace!

In the middle of the palace was a one-story-high table, and on both sides of the table stood two imps who were only the height of ordinary people. There were several things on the table: a potted plant with white flowers in it; a pen holder with a few sticks in it. A pen; a standing playing card with the word "Hell" written in black and white; and a very old-fashioned red corded telephone!
Without exception, these few things are all dozens of times larger than the same things in ordinary people's houses, because behind the table, there is a giant who is also dozens of times larger than ordinary people!

This giant is wearing a black suit and white shirt, a red tie, and a hat with two horns on his head. The word Yan is written in the circle in the middle of the hat. The eyebrows on his red face are thick and long, with two horns. The huge eyes are all white, and the black eyeballs are almost invisible, and there are thick black beards growing from the cheeks to the chin!

Needless to say, this vicious giant is the biggest official in the underworld, the King of Hades!

The god brought Lin Xia to the front of the table, saluted respectfully and said loudly:

"Lord Hades, the god of the earth has brought Lin Xia here! Please give me instructions!"

Holding a pen in his hand, he was scratching on a book with the words "Life and Death Book" written on the cover. The King of Hades let out a "huh" and was still writing and scratching on it. The gods didn't dare to disturb him. Holding Lin Xia's shoulders and waiting patiently, after a long time, Yan Wang put down his pen and life and death book, raised his head and said:

"You are here!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his neck, hammered his shoulders alternately with both hands, and sighed:

"Oh, the work in the underworld is so busy, I'm about to suffer from cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder! God of the earth, go back, it's none of your business here!"

God was stunned:

"Huh? Hades, you are not crossing rivers and tearing down bridges, are you? Lin Xia is the savior of our earth..."

Yan Wang opened his bloody mouth and said:

"Shut up! I know more about his merits than you! Go back and forth from there! I'll let you know if there's anything!"

God was helpless, patted Lin Xia on the shoulder and said:
"Lin Xia, I'm back to Earth, you take care of yourself! If you need my help with anything, come to me anytime!"

After the god finished speaking, he left, Lin Xia thought to himself:

"It turns out that the gods are so good at talking politely! Looking for you anytime? How can I find you?"

Hades waited for the god to leave, and ordered:
"Off work, that's it for today!"

The kid on both sides of the table bowed and agreed:
"Yes! Lord Hades!"

After Yan Wang finished his job, he swiped the floor, and stood in front of Lin Xia as tall as an ordinary person. He sized him up and said:

"Lin Xia, you look good. You have thick eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, and thick lips. Your future is boundless!"

Lin Xia said:
"Thank you Lord Yama for your compliment!"

After speaking, I thought to myself, I am dead, so what future is there for me!Unlimited? !
Yan Wang patted Lin Xia on the shoulder and said:
"I know you have a lot to ask me, but I've been waiting for so long, so I'm not in a hurry. Let's go to the sauna and get a massage first, and then we'll eat and talk!"

Lin Xia almost fell:
"Sauna? Massage?? There is also this in the underworld?"

Yan Wang patted Lin Xia on the shoulder again and said:
"Must have! Good things can be enjoyed exclusively in the world! Go, follow me!"

Lin Xia was a little speechless, but he did as he wanted, he was a dead ghost who had just died, and when he arrived in the underworld, the biggest boss in the underworld gave him face and patted himself on the shoulder and talked to him.Hurry up!
After Lin Xia followed Yan Wang for a few minutes, he came to a yard with a sign saying "Tangchi" hanging above the door. There was an old lady inside who saw Yan Wang coming in, and hurriedly said:
"Lord Hades is here! Who is this dead, uh, dead man?"

The old woman originally wanted to call Lin Xia a dead ghost, but when she saw that he still had a body, she knew that this was not an ordinary dead ghost, so she quickly changed her name to a dead person!

"My name is Lin Xia! Hello mother-in-law!"

As Lin Xia agreed, he was thinking about dead ghosts and dead people, it's too ugly, let's call it by name!

The old woman agreed and asked:

"Master Yan Wang, what are the arrangements for today?"

Yan Wang glanced at Lin Xia and said:

"Lin Xia, how old are you this year?"

Lin Xia thought for a while and said:

"Almost 18 years old!"

Yama said "Oh" and said:

"How about this, let me say 'half-hearted'. Lin Xia, he is still young, let's say 'clear soup and little water'! That's it!"

The old lady agreed, and called two big-armed and round-faced aunts, and led Hades into a room!Another handsome girl named Xiaoling was called to lead Lin Xia into another room!
Looking at the graceful back of the girl in front, Lin Xia's heart was pounding!He didn't know why he was dead, his heart was beating so violently, his palms were sweating slightly, his steps were a little stiff, and his mouth was dry!
(End of this chapter)